The Mighty Ducks Do Southpark. By Crystal Disclaimer: I don't own the mighty ducks or Southpark they belong to who they belong to. Shakes her head as she looks at the ducks, Who have been watching to much Southpark.

"Get lost fat ass," yells dive at Tanya. "I am not fat I am just big boned" Yells Tanya "Oh shut up Fat ass," yells dive back.

"Screw you guys I am going home" Tanya makes cartmens trademark sign and leaves. Just then A car hits Phil, killing him. "You bastard you just killed Phil" Yells wing. Rats come out of nowhere and Drag Phil's body away.

Mallory walks up to Duke "hi" she says. Duke pulls a Stan and Puke's. They all start singing Kylies mum is a bitch.

Grin comes in carrying Falcone who's dressed like Mr. Hat "I said no you go to hell and you die" says grin.

Trash and mookie enters both are dressed as trance and Phillip, They fart on each other while laughing.

Dragnus enters dresses as Sadam "where's my Big Saturn" Wraith comes in dressed as Satan they hug and snuggle.

Meanwhile Tanya is sitting down mumbling like cartmen dose. "Mum they guys say I am fat" Tanya . "Don't be silly sweetie kinds your just big boned" Siege comes out carrying some cheese poufs and dressed like cartmens mother. Tanya takes them and starts eating them "no kitty my Cheesy poufs".

Switch to the school kitchen you see Chameleon dresses as chief, singing chocolate salty balls.

All of them come into the next room singing the theme song of Southpark.

I look at them "you guys have been watching my southpark video's again haven't you" I say.

"Their sick dude" yells wing.

All of them start singing Kylies mum is a bitch again.