1st time for everything

By, Arashi

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I'm not worthy enough! VOLDEMORT OWNS EVERYTHING MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh and J.K. owns a bit too... sighs...

Rating: PG-13 (For a bit of... swearing and… weird… and a bit of pervy thoughts…)

Note: sigh Kinda down, no one reviewed my Tom Riddle fanfiction. Maybe to angsty? Ah well. Get over it Arashi… Okay I will… Good… *continues to talk to herself* Oh you're still here? Good, I guess. I wanna thank a few reviewers. May be a bit long, you can skip. Y'all won't miss a thing.

RocketSolarCat - Ha ha, yea that was kinda the point. I was high---per on sugar, and I wanted to write a Snape fic. No clue why, not his biggest fan. Yeah, I felt sorry for Ron too… Sigh….  And heres the swequal you asked for! You're bloody lucky for not getting you're head ripped off for asking ^_~ Ha ha joking.

Aeryn Alexander - Thanks a bunch. Yeah, I HAD to add 'mine' kinda reminded of me there hee hee. Yeah, Nev did switch the labels. Kinda wanted people to think there, ya know? Glad it was priceless, didn't think it would be… But at least you thought so. Brightened up my day ^_~

Labrisa - Yeah, I woulda killed someone too. But Snape was a bit "Oh my fucking god… I hugged a Weasley!" and yeah. He was freakin' out there.

TheBabs - Thanks for the sucky review Babs! Lol just jonkin' (Like my new word?) Well see ya online!

Chapter 2- Has Snape Lost it?

            After drinking that 'unknown' potion, Snape sat in a corner, rolled up in a ball rocking back and forth muttering to himself 'It's all right, it's okay, nothing happened… You did not hug Weasley,' But obviously that didn't help. He continued to rock back and forth, until he heard the door open. His eyes darted up. It was the three stooges. Er… Harry, Ron, and Draco.

"Professor, you all right?" Harry asked holding some chocolate, with a weird twisted look on his face when he looked at Snape.

"Yeah…" Draco lifted an eyebrow. "I'm guessing you aren't, well what are you waiting for Potter! Give him the bloody chocolate!"

Harry sighed and catiously walked over to Snape, just in case the potion still hasn't worn off. "Here…"

Snape shot a dirty (Not that kind) look at Harry. "You are trying to comfort me Potter?"

Harry nodded, and forced a kind smile on his face.

Snape blinked and looked at the chocolate. After a while he stood up, looking Harry directly in the eye. "Potter…"

"Yeah…?" Harry looked up at Snape, his eyes suddenly kind.

"30 points off of Gryffindor."

"HUH?" Ron, in the back said, eyes widening. Draco smacked him upside the head, just because he felt like it.

"W-What…?" Harry's eyebrow started to twitch.

"You wanted me to feel better, and you did," Snape coldly smiled.

"But not that way…" Harry stuck out the chocolate further, so Snape could see.

"Oh…" The Teachers face frowned. "Chocolate? I hate chocolate…"

"WELL SORRY TO HEAR THAT!" *whap* Draco smacked Ron again.

"So you wanted to make me feel better off of chocolate?" Snape snorted. "10 more points off of Gryffindor," He smiled wickedly and bent down to Harry. "You look so cute when you're mad…" Snape laughed coldly and walked out the door muttering. "He wants to make me feel better off of chocolate? HA!"

All three of them looked at each other; Draco had a smirk on his face. "He's right Potter. You do look cute when you're mad…"

~End~