Chapter 4

Goku did.what!

.Three hours later. Vegeta, Goku, and Krillin were laughing so hard, Goku fell on the floor and Krillin had to clutch his stomach. "Wait, and then he smacked the chicken and he said that the chicken had been bad. He was so drunk he tried to kill all the chickens cause he said they were bad and evil." Krillin choked out through full, hardy laughs. "I did not," Goku yelled through chuckles and a blushing exterior. "Look, he's blushing." Krillin exclaimed, pointing at his companion. Vegeta couldn't help but break into louder laughs at the pouting Goku. Once their chuckling got down to a minimum, Krillin suggested that they play a game of strip poker with the cards he had brought from home. "I'm in." Goku exclaimed, crossing his legs and sitting up on the floor. Vegeta nodded once, even though his head ached a little from the half a bottle of vodka they had drank. Krillin pulled the desk off its side where Goku had knocked it. (A:N/ just incase you don't know, a Saiyan size Bottle of Vodka is about five times bigger than that of a large bottle of human vodka and it's a lot stronger. Just trying to give you an idea of how much they drank) "Ok, none of that putting extra socks on, you guys. You lose, and you gotta strut what ya got." Krillin explained as he dealt the cards. Vegeta and Goku picked up their hands. Goku's face contorted into confusion and sorrow. He had a queen of hearts, a 3 of diamonds, a 7 of spades, a six of hearts and a 9 of clovers. Vegeta smiled wickedly, having a full house the first time dealt and seeing Goku put down his whole hand. Krillin gave him five cards and kept his hand to himself. "One pair and a house." Krillin proclaimed, smiling widely as he put his hand down. Goku looked down at his new hand and smiled widely as well. "One pair and a house of the same suite." Goku chuckled, setting his cards down and sticking his tongue out. "You might want to put that tongue away Kakarrot." Vegeta told him, gruffly, laying his hand face up and enjoying the looks of shock and disbelief on their faces. "Strip," he told them, simply, moving his hand in the air as if saying that it was an order. "You cheated." Goku mumbled, taking off his pair of socks and tossing them at Krillin, who did the same. "I never cheat," Vegeta said, smugly. When Krillin and Goku were finished moping, Krillin dealt a second hand, carefully counting the cards in the deck and making sure they were all there, just in case. He handed the last card to himself and placed the deck next to him to keep an eye on. Again, Vegeta had a full house and Goku and Krillin wound up taking off their shirts. For another 2 games, Krillin and Vegeta were left with their pants and Goku in nothing but his silk, black boxers (making Vegeta and Krillin have to concentrate harder on the game to keep their minds focused). "Full house," Krillin and Vegeta said in unison, placing their hands on the table face up. Goku pouted, looking like he was going to cry at having to take off the rest of his clothes from losing. The floor was cold, even though the room was hot and it was somewhat a relief to get rid of the darn things. He stood up from his place on the floor and took off his boxers, reveling.everything (including that tight ass *shakes herself). "Now," Goku told them in a big smile, "you guys have to take something off and keep it off if I have to walk around naked." "But, I won," Vegeta and Krillin told him in unison, both of them finding the floor very interesting. "No you didn't," Goku told them, walking over to Vegeta's bed that they had left while playing the card game, "If Vegeta and Krillin both had a full house then both lost, seeing as each full house would be considered the game winner, it would be logical to say that we played two games in one, which would mean, both players lost and both would lose a piece of clothing." Goku explained. During his explanation, both men were staring at him in shock, not believing that Goku, the 'innocent one', actually had some intelligence. "Where did you learn to analyze, Goku?" Krillin asked, mouth-hanging open. "Come on, Krillin. My dad hates the fact that I'm a tad naïve, I think I'd at least have the heart not let him hate me for being stupid." Goku exclaimed, sitting down on Vegeta's bed and trying his best to cover himself with his tail and his legs. Krillin snapped out of his shock and noticed what Goku was doing. "Hey," Krillin exclaimed, " I told you, you have to strut what ya got, it's not like we haven't seen ya before anyway. Besides, I want to have the right of teasing you." Goku pouted again, standing up and letting his tail fall from his manhood. Krillin stopped his giggling and Vegeta stared at the same thing that Krillin was staring at. Goku had a really, really, really, REALLY BIG.part, at least 9-inches.soft (soft means not hard or excited, just in case you don't know, and in that case, you shouldn't be reading this). Goku smiled brightly, ignoring their stares and waved his tail lightly in the air. Vegeta and Krillin, eventually, made their way up to Goku's face and stared at that as well. All of Goku's innocence left his face and eyes, leaving an evil grin, considered so sexy that a thousand sexy women would not hold a candle to just that smile. His eyes held a glint of something between lust and excitement, the kind of look given when just about to reach completion. Behind Goku, his tail waved in the air, serving as a hypnotizing dance that would allure even the straightest of men, and seeing that no one in the room fit even the barest of that profile, you can imagine the troubles and ideas going through Vegeta and Krillin's mind. Goku walked from the bed to the door, not once looking at them and smiling the entire way, making his hips swing from side to side with each step, and brushing past them on the way back to the bed, picking up his boxers, gracefully, along the way and sliding them on. His innocence returned and his evil grin disappeared into a bright, cheesy, smile. "Ok, I did it." Goku breathed, moved toward his bedroom door, on the other side of the two that seemed to be staring at him a little too hard. "I'm tired," he yawned, stretching and opening the door that led to his bedroom, "You can find your way out, right Krillin?" Goku asked, not waiting for a reply before he closed the door behind him. Vegeta slowly turned his head toward Krillin, Krillin doing the same. He raised a questioning eyebrow without speaking a word and wound-up on top of Krillin, desperately needing a release from his torment and Krillin being all too happy to comply.