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"Muahh Ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha ha *cough* *cough* *vomits out blood*" "Mokuba, are you alright?" Seto asked his little brother. "Yeah," replied Mokuba, still vomiting out blood. Their talk was interrupted by a young man entering the room with a scroll. "Your high priest's scribe wishes for you." "Enter." Two servants appeared and pulled back a veil surrounding Mokuba and his brother. "Your high priest, sir, I beg of your presence." "What news do you bring?" "Good news, sir. The good Hiroto Honda, duke of Alexandria, is betrothed to the queen of Amazons: Shizuka Jounichi. "Why do you bring such news to my attention? Is it my care? Send greetings to the new couple and be gone," said the high priest Seto coldly. "But they-" "How dare you argue with me, dunce? You are dismissed," said he in an even colder tone of voice. "Yes, my master," came the short reply. "Now, Mokuba, just what were you saying before this fool came in?" "Well, I was laughing at- how I would take over the world." "What? I am wicked but surely you are not as well? Mokuba, I have no time for games. I have sacrifices and an entire empire (well, kind of) to run!!!" "Seto, Seto, Seto, you are a strange one. You know, all these years I've been waiting for this moment. I bore through years of saying "Big brother, Big brother". Well, now everything's going to change. You are a big bother- not brother, bother, and a giant pain in the ass. I looked upon you as a scab; I waited for the exact moment to get rid of you. that is now!!! And you know how I will do that amazing feat?" "How- dare you!!!" screamed the astounded Seto Kaiba. "With this," replied Mokuba in a calm manner as he reached into his shirt for a photo. He showed Seto the picture. "Nooo!!!" The picture; it was of. Pegasus J. Crawford getting high on eggnog at a Christmas dinner party! "Oops, I meant, with THIS!!!" Mokuba said as he drew out another picture. The other picture; it showed.Inspector Haga being swallowed by an insect!!! "Yes, it is your doom, your apocalypse, your death!!!!" yelled Mokuba loudly. "Rrriggghhttt," said Seto slowly, wondering if today was April fool's day. "Huh? No, this isn't the right one," said Mokuba; again he searched inside his shirt. Suddenly, a cotton ball fell out of his shirt and onto the floor. "Mokuba, you're not a girl??? I never knew. Why did you keep it away from me, your big brother???" Mokuba, with his face flushed, screamed, "Okay, so what if I'm not a girl!!! Guards take this perverted man to the dungeon at once!!!" "Wait, you haven't showed me that picture yet!!!" Alright.Here it is." Mokuba showed the picture to Seto. The picture.was of Seto holding a knife and a crazed expression on his face. Slightly below the knife, bound to a stone table was- Mokuba!!! Mokuba once again laughed-or tried to laugh-an evil-canivil laugh, but he choked on a piece of salami being stuffed in his mouth by Seto. He pointed his middle finger at Seto, but it didn't mean much in ancient Egypt. In fact, it meant 'I love you dearly' in the ancient times. Still, Seto was taken away, "But not for long!" he spat. "Now I'm high priest! And it's all thanks to that corporate scandal; well actually no, because that was computer-generated, but still, I'm high priest, all shall bow to ME, their high priest!" Mokuba said with a not-so-wicked laugh and a not-very-menacing grin.