A/N: Random little idea I had whilst listening to this song on the bus. Escaflowne music videos! To recommend a song, put it and the starring character(s) in your review. Ha! So, yes, the first music video is dedicated to. Dilandau!

Disclaimer: I do not own the song, Escaflowne, or the Bloodhound gang. I DO own this original idea, so, yeah.

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE: by Dilandau Albatou and the Dragon Slayers

guymelefs are shown zooming away from the Vione. The screen switches to show Dilandau in his Zaibach uniform with the dragon slayers all in navy blue behind him

Dragon Slayers: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

guymelefs are seen flaming Fanelia. Screen switches again to Dilandau

Dilandau: Hello my name is Dilly-chan and I'm a dumb albino guy I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to Alseides cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Pyromaniac Guy' Yeah I'm hung like planet Gaia can't see me in the Mystic Moon sky But if I crashed into Uranus I would put it on 'Deep Fry' Cause I'm kind of like Allen Schezar trying to become a dukie I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me pookie

dragon slayers are dancing back and forth while Dilandau prances about all gangster like with a sideways red and black baseball cap on. He's making various hand gestures, and images of screaming Fanelians are randomly flashing across the screen.

Dragon slayers: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

dragon slayers here go into a geeky dance routine while Dilandau dances around with a flamethrower, torching random things

Dilandau: Yo behind this hard-core pyro is a stud that's oh-so-smokin ' I'm not a cat like Merle is no I'm white like dear old Folken So if man is five and draconians are six than that must make me seven This honkey's gone to heaven But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well I'll spend my days with Gatti, Chesta, Guimel, Dallet, Miguel and Van Fanel And dear old Emperor Dornkirk, Hitomi, Dryden and Millerna and wouldn't you know I'd be stuck with that slutty Allen guy 'cause he's a horny ho.

for a split second the screen switches to Hitomi, who looks shocked and faints into Van's arms, and then switches back to Dilandau

Dragon Slayers: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

Dilandau: Everybody here we go

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: C'mon party people

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: Throw your hands in the air

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: C'mon party people

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: Wave 'em like you don't care

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: C'mon party people

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: Everybody say ho

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: C'mon party people

Dragon Slayers: Ohh Ohh

Dilandau: Everybody here we go!

Dilandau points his flamethrower at the screen and pulls the trigger and everything goes black.
#&@%* TECHNICAL DIFFUCULTIES. WE WILL RETURN YOU TO MANGA MUSIC NETWORK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK #&!%*

A/N: Well, what think you people? I'm sorry that I modified the lyrics a bit, but it HAD to be done or else it wouldn't have been half as funny. So? Are you going to praise it or torch it? Please review, and, plus, I need another song! So, help!