A/N: Sorry to everybody about the first chapter. my computer freaked out and deleted all the verse enter thingies.. ;;;; ahem. Okay, second music video at Shrike's request: That Don't Impress me Much (original lyrics copyright Shania Twain)

THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH: by Millerna, Hitomi, Merle, Van, Dryden and Allen.

scene starts out with Millerna circling a nervous Dryden like a hawk. Hitomi is glaring at Allen and Merle looks like she's trying to be mad at Van but not succeeding.

Millerna: I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Hitomi and Merle:

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Millerna: Okay, so you're a genius merchant

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch?

Just because my father's forcing me to marry you

Doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to have a brain too.

Millerna crosses her arms over her chest and glares.

Millerna: That don't impress me much.

Millerna moves back to stand with Merle and Dryden walks away with an odd little smile on his face. Allen boldly walks forward and Hitomi glares at him and steps forward.

Hitomi:

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve--just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it

'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Millerna and Merle: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special

Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else

Hitomi: Okay, so you're Allen Schezar

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but have you got the touch?

Don't get me wrong, but, you're nothing but a priss

So go ahead and smile at me, and then you should kiss this

Hitomi makes an obscene hand gesture

Hitomi: That don't impress me much.

Allen looks mortified and then runs away crying as Hitomi moves, smirking, to stand with Millerna. Van moves forward and so does Merle, trying to look angry but not doing very well.

Merle: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your guymelef good night

C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!

Millerna and Hitomi: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special

Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else

Merle: Okay, so you've got a guymelef

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night.

Merle sniffs and Van looks bewildered

Merle: That don't impress me much.

Merle burst out howling in tears and runs away while Van just shrugs and goes to sit by Dryden, looking occasionally up at the girls. Suddenly, Allen comes back in with an obvious attempt at looking like Van, save for the crazy black wig and gold sequined outfit.

Hitomi: Okay, so what do you think you're Van or something...

Allen runs off crying again and Hitomi grins at Millerna.

Millerna: Whatever

Hitomi: That don't impress me.

Music dies away as Hitomi goes running to Van and Millerna stomps prissily away with Dryden trailing behind her like a dog, chattering the whole time.

#&%* END VIDEO #&%*

A/n: okay, in case anyone couldn't tell, Merle was DRAGGED into this entire thing and Van didn't really care, so that's why she was all sniffly ^.~ tee hee!

Disclaimer: I do no own Escaflowne, or Shania Twain's song. Don't come after me, because you won't get anything out of suing me. So, there.