A/N: Sorry to everybody about the first chapter. my computer freaked out
and deleted all the verse enter thingies.. ;;;; ahem. Okay, second music
video at Shrike's request: That Don't Impress me Much (original lyrics
copyright Shania Twain)
THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH: by Millerna, Hitomi, Merle, Van, Dryden and Allen.
scene starts out with Millerna circling a nervous Dryden like a hawk. Hitomi is glaring at Allen and Merle looks like she's trying to be mad at Van but not succeeding.
Millerna: I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Hitomi and Merle:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Millerna: Okay, so you're a genius merchant
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Just because my father's forcing me to marry you
Doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to have a brain too.
Millerna crosses her arms over her chest and glares.
Millerna: That don't impress me much.
Millerna moves back to stand with Merle and Dryden walks away with an odd little smile on his face. Allen boldly walks forward and Hitomi glares at him and steps forward.
Hitomi:
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Millerna and Merle: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else
Hitomi: Okay, so you're Allen Schezar
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, but, you're nothing but a priss
So go ahead and smile at me, and then you should kiss this
Hitomi makes an obscene hand gesture
Hitomi: That don't impress me much.
Allen looks mortified and then runs away crying as Hitomi moves, smirking, to stand with Millerna. Van moves forward and so does Merle, trying to look angry but not doing very well.
Merle: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your guymelef good night
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Millerna and Hitomi: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else
Merle: Okay, so you've got a guymelef
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night.
Merle sniffs and Van looks bewildered
Merle: That don't impress me much.
Merle burst out howling in tears and runs away while Van just shrugs and goes to sit by Dryden, looking occasionally up at the girls. Suddenly, Allen comes back in with an obvious attempt at looking like Van, save for the crazy black wig and gold sequined outfit.
Hitomi: Okay, so what do you think you're Van or something...
Allen runs off crying again and Hitomi grins at Millerna.
Millerna: Whatever
Hitomi: That don't impress me.
Music dies away as Hitomi goes running to Van and Millerna stomps prissily away with Dryden trailing behind her like a dog, chattering the whole time.
#&%* END VIDEO #&%*
A/n: okay, in case anyone couldn't tell, Merle was DRAGGED into this entire thing and Van didn't really care, so that's why she was all sniffly ^.~ tee hee!
Disclaimer: I do no own Escaflowne, or Shania Twain's song. Don't come after me, because you won't get anything out of suing me. So, there.
THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH: by Millerna, Hitomi, Merle, Van, Dryden and Allen.
scene starts out with Millerna circling a nervous Dryden like a hawk. Hitomi is glaring at Allen and Merle looks like she's trying to be mad at Van but not succeeding.
Millerna: I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Hitomi and Merle:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Millerna: Okay, so you're a genius merchant
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Just because my father's forcing me to marry you
Doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to have a brain too.
Millerna crosses her arms over her chest and glares.
Millerna: That don't impress me much.
Millerna moves back to stand with Merle and Dryden walks away with an odd little smile on his face. Allen boldly walks forward and Hitomi glares at him and steps forward.
Hitomi:
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Millerna and Merle: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else
Hitomi: Okay, so you're Allen Schezar
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, but, you're nothing but a priss
So go ahead and smile at me, and then you should kiss this
Hitomi makes an obscene hand gesture
Hitomi: That don't impress me much.
Allen looks mortified and then runs away crying as Hitomi moves, smirking, to stand with Millerna. Van moves forward and so does Merle, trying to look angry but not doing very well.
Merle: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your guymelef good night
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Millerna and Hitomi: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-o-oh, you think you're something else
Merle: Okay, so you've got a guymelef
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night.
Merle sniffs and Van looks bewildered
Merle: That don't impress me much.
Merle burst out howling in tears and runs away while Van just shrugs and goes to sit by Dryden, looking occasionally up at the girls. Suddenly, Allen comes back in with an obvious attempt at looking like Van, save for the crazy black wig and gold sequined outfit.
Hitomi: Okay, so what do you think you're Van or something...
Allen runs off crying again and Hitomi grins at Millerna.
Millerna: Whatever
Hitomi: That don't impress me.
Music dies away as Hitomi goes running to Van and Millerna stomps prissily away with Dryden trailing behind her like a dog, chattering the whole time.
#&%* END VIDEO #&%*
A/n: okay, in case anyone couldn't tell, Merle was DRAGGED into this entire thing and Van didn't really care, so that's why she was all sniffly ^.~ tee hee!
Disclaimer: I do no own Escaflowne, or Shania Twain's song. Don't come after me, because you won't get anything out of suing me. So, there.
