A/N: Hey there! This fourth song, which is, in my opinion, the very best, is by none other than Dillys-Best-Slayer, a dilandau fanatic who worked very hard on this *waves spatula threateningly.* It's bloody bril, and please let us know what you think!!!

Disclaimer: Neither Azure or DBS own Escaflowne or Eminem. So shut up.

AMERICAN PSYCHO: By Dilly and the Dragon Slayers

Screen opens up to Dilandau mostly in shadow, looking very scary but also very sexy.

Dilandau:
Two Dragon Slayer boys blow round the empire, round the empire, round the empire.
Two Dragon Slayer boys blow round the empire, round the empire, round the empire.

The dragon slayers begin graffitiing and VAN SUCKS! on a large grey brick wall.

Dragon Slayers:
Guess who's back. Back again. Dilly's back. Tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
....Nanana na na na na na na nanana na na na na-

Dilandau is sitting on a fire escape above his men, dropping spray cans down to them. He crosses his arms and begins to rap.

Dilandau:
I've created disaster, cuz no one wants to
see Fanelia no more, they want fire. I'm a killer.
Well, if you want fire, this is what I'll give ya
The city in ashes will make Van shiver
lighter fluid'll jumpstart my mind quicker then a
shock when I get shocked in the Vione by sorcerors wwhen I'm not cooperating
cuz i'm trying to escape while they're operating
you waited this long, so please stop fighting
I'm back, and I've got lots of fires to be lighting
Just sit and think, Van, of all the people I'll be frying!
So Smokey the Bear won't let me be, let me be me, pyro and crazy.
Everyone thought I was done, ya see.
But it feels so icy without me.

Footage of Dilandau torching Fanelia is shown, and then Dilandau's face appears in the middle.

Dilandau:
So try and run, stop drop and roll cuz this place is about to blow so ya better get ready for the flames from Hell.
Just got a new flamethrower. PREPARE TO DIE, FANEL!

The screen switches back to Dilandau, who is graffiitiing flames on the wall with the Dragonslayers.

Dilandau:
Now fire is a part of me
So everybody, can't ya see
that we need a little scorching heat
cuz it feels so icy without me

Said fire is a part of me
So everybody, can't ya see
that we need a little scorching heat
cuz it feels so icy without me

Dilandau is back on the fire escape. Sirens echo in the distance, but he ignores it.

Dilandau:
Folken Fanel, feeling a little disloyal
his hometown's gone, all that's left is soil.
Feels like he's a prisoner, helpless 'til Dornkirk says he's done well and that Hitomi's still a bitch!
A mercinary, Zongi is scary. Killed Miguel out of orders from Folken, but it wasn't necessary.
So I punished him. He died in a snap *screen shows how Zongi died*, Hitomi knew that he would
It's too late. He's one now, into an unknown tomb.
Who cares? That damn doppleganger.
He had to go and kill another soldier.
It's detesting. The worst thing since wrestling.
Fake fighting. Got a great impression. *Punches the air a foot from Chesta's head, and he pretends to be KO'd*
Testing *Attention Please* Looking at the intercom, cuz Folken called me
He tells me not to harm another city
I'll just use this flamethrower to fry the citizenry!

Again, more images of Fanelia burning.

Dilandau:
Now fire is a part of me
So everybody, can't ya see
that we need a little scorching heat
cuz it feels so icy without me

Said fire is a part of me
So everybody, can't ya see
that we need a little scorching heat
cuz it feels so icy without me

Dragon slayers and Dilandau run away as cop cars pull up, and they dash through the headlights into a dark side alley.

Dragon Slayers:

Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na.

Dilandau:
Yeah!

Finally, Dilandau hops up into his Guymelef and runs around in burning random people/buildings. The dragon slayers follow, and the screen goes black.


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A/n: and oh, what a wonderful video from Dillys-Best-Slayer! Lets have a round of applause, and another video will be up after this short (or possibly incredibly long) break.