A/N: *evil laughter* muahahahaha! This is a random little something I thought up while listening to Devil went down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniels band... heh heh. So, here's for our unexpected characters.... DORNKIRK and FOLKEN!! Prouldly presenting: The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne or the Charlie Daniels band. LoL.

Devil Went Down to Georgia: by Dornkirk, Folken, and the Zaibach Empire

screen opens up to Folken sitting on Dornkirk's gigantic life support machiene playing a fiddle. Dornkirk doesn't look very happy and is trying to zoom off the screen only to be pushed back in by the backstage crew.

Folken:
Dornkirk went down to Gaia-
He was looking for a fate to seal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot
Dornkirk jumped up on a hickony stump
And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you played pretty good fiddle,boy
But give dear Dornkirk his due
I bet the safety of your nation against your station
Cause I think I'm better than you

Dornkirk looks grumpy but picks up in time anyway.

Dornkirk:
The boy said "My name's Folken
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"
Folken raising up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Gaia
And Dornkirk deals the cards
And if you win
You get a high-ranking sation
But if you lose, say goodbye your nation

Folken grins and strikes a chord across his fiddle

Folken:
Dornkirk opened up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he raised up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this :

Dilandau and the dragon slayers are shown clanging pots and pans together happily. Dornkirk glares at them and Dilandau looks ashamed. He presses the play' button on a stereo and squawky fiddle music comes out. Dornkirk puts down his fiddle and looks proud.

Dornkirk:
When Dornkirk finished Folken said
Well you're, pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

As Folken begins to play, the people of Zaibach drop what they're doing and start running away, screaming, from a nearby mountain, where the Dragonslayers are lighting things on fire. Over the sound of the screaming they can be heard singing.

Dragon Slayers:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Dornkirk's in the house of the rising sun
Dragons in the break pan picking at dough
Allen does your bird bite no child no

Folken raises one eyebrow at the Dragonslayers antics but resumes singing.

Folken:
Dornkirk bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat-

Dornkirk looks grumpy and cuts in.

Dornkirk:
And then he made Folken Strategos
Commander of the Zaibach fleet
Folken said "Dornkirk just come on back
If you ever want to try again
Cause I told you once, you son of bitch
I'm the best that's ever been" he played

Dragon Slayers begin burning set and frantic backstage people are seen trying to put the fire out with pails of water.

Dragon Slayers:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Dornkirk's in the house of the rising sun
Dragons in the break pan picking at dough
Allen does your bird bite no child no

The fire makes its way to the camera and everything goes black.


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A/N:
Well, that was pretty fun to write. Fwahahaha! Anywhoo, please review. I'd love to hear from all you crazy people! Luv n stuff-
^.~ Azure