CHAPTER 2
Munkeee: WIGGY GO MULTI-COLORED HENTAI BUNNIES! Er.*cough* Anywhoo! I do not own any of the final fantasy 8 dudes, lord of the rings, herbal essence, Inuyasha, or some other crazy thing I might just put up.er.. Or anything else like that! ^__^ Meh. but you get the picture. And did I mention that Brei and Moolei are NOT real people so all credit goes to me! Mwhahahahah...! XP (Oh. n by the way. I WILL BE POSTIN MORE OFTEN do to spamming viewers _ _ OH n Moolei! If you're reading this chapter. please don't kill me! o_o) IMPORTANT NOTE: And my paragraphing is, couldn't get anything right, and ECT! All cause Microsoft bites! Thank you!
Brei: Wadda mean we're not REAL?!?!?! *runs after Munkeee with a mallet*
Munkeee: Gah! *runs away*
Moolei: Oi. *cough* Ah well.. And remember! Light the room with bright lights and don't sit too close to the computer screen! Enjoy the Show.er. Story I mean.. *sweat drop*
Squall: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Get off of me you stupid no good for nothing bitch! I'm sick of YOU! *wacks Rinoa once more with his gunblade*
Rinoa: Awww... Squally! I just love you so much! Why do you hate me so? *frowns* I thought we were soul mates..
Squall: Hahahaha! Then you thought wrong! I do not like you I hate you! I have nothin to do with you! Hahahaha! How can you even consider that?
Rinoa: B-b-b-but.. Squall!!!! *starts to wail and snuggle up to him*
Squall: Gah! *gets hugged to death* When does it end?! And why does all the bad things have to happen to me? Why? Why? WHY?!
(..Meanwhile..Somewhere else in the dorm section of the Garden)
Girl: Umm.. Selphie's dorm should be here somewhere I suppose.. *she looks around hoping to find someone who might know of her where about* ...*heavy sigh* I'll never find her at this rate... *sees an open door down the hall* Hmmmm... I wonder..*walks down the hall*
Rinoa: *keeps on rambling* But, but. I love you and I would NEVER hurt you!
Squall: *Gets an Inuyasha moment* Feh..
(Suddenly a girl with small silver rectangular glasses, blonde hair that comes a little above her shoulders, medium blue colored eyes, a black skirt, white knee high socks, black shoes and a white t-shirt with a plaid like jacket over it suddenly walked in.)
Girl: Ummm.. *stares at Rinoa and Squall as bad thoughts run through her head* This would not happened to be Selphie's dorm by any chance, would it?
Squall: *drooling* i heeey. She's like a younger Quistis! Only in school girl form and A LOT cuter! /i *whistles*
Rinoa: *glaring* No it wouldn't! *flips her long dark hair behind her shoulders*
Squall: *twitch twitch* er. *throws Rinoa in a closet right before he shoves a towel soaked in alcohol* Ehem. *cough* Sooo. I didn't happen to catch your name, eh? *extends his hand towards the strange girl*
Girl: Oh sorry. *lets out a small laugh* I'm Brei. Nice to met you. *shakes his hand*
Squall: Oh nice name! I'm Squall by the way! Oh and did I mention not to be shy around me? We're just like family here at the Garden! *winks and pulls Brie close to his chest as he looks over her shoulders* Heh.. iI wonder/i.*looks around to make sure no ones watching then grabs her ass*
Brei: OH MY GAWD! YOU PERV! * kicks him between the legs then punches him so hard in this jaw he falls over* Heh. That should teach you. And just wait 'til my sisters find out about that little shenanigan you just pulled on me! *growls and storms out of the dorm*
Squall: ouch..pain.lots..help.daddy.. *whimpers*
(back at where Zell, Moolei, and Selphie last were fighting)
Moolei: So why exactly are you in THOSE boxers? *points*
Selphie: Yea! Why exactly are you in THOSE boxers?!
Moolei: Hey don't copy me!
Selphie: Don't copy me!
Moolei: DON'T copy ME!
Zell: i yea. Now is my chance.. 1.2..3./i *runs away as fast as he can*
Moolei and Selphie: *is too busy noticing Zell is gone*
Selphie: Don't copy ME, you two cent whore!
Moolei: HEY! I'm a five cent whore Thank you! you.you..you.. ARGH! *tackles Selphie as she starts to claw her eyes out*
Selphie: No fair! *extends her arms out and swings them like crazy in front of her*
biMunkeee: heh. gotta love name calling and cat fights eh? . oh sorry never mind.! This has nothin to do with the story what so ever -_- /i/b
Yet another mysterious girl: *shows up with dark blue glasses, medium brown hair, a blue t-shirt with a monkey on it, long dark pants, and blue tennis shoes showed up * ..? *blink* I bet they're fighting over that ugly rat boy again ~.*sigh*
Moolei: *somehow heard what the girl said* HE'S A CUTE RAT BOY THOUGH! AND SHIPPO, JIM, STINJI, AND THE REST OF YOUR 'Fantasy boys' ARE FRIGGIN GAY!
Girl: OH NO! *is about to jump into the cat fight right before she sees someone in the corner of her eye* Ai?.*squints to get a better look* OH YES! *starts to drool over the guy in the gray trench coat, with sandy blonde hair.. Oh and wait. were those fox ears?! * *squeals with excitement*
Seifer: Eh? *wobbles around with a bottle of Sake in his hand* Oh. I'm a drunken idiot, high on something. *hic* I glued fox ears to my head, cause Quisty told me! *hic* I now have a fox tail! Due to plastic surgery *hic* And I'm gonna eat some worms! Cause Worms are greasy, they slide down easy.. *gets tackled before he can finish his song*
Girl: HIYA! I'm Munkeee! Well that's not my real name of course! My real name is. Er Actually I don't know! People just call me a lot of different things like: Emmy, Peaz, Layrun and ECT! But you can call me what-ever you like cause I love you and you're my fox boy now! *runs her fingers through his hair* And to show a symbol of our love.! *puts a collar on him* *says some other stuff but Seifer can't quite catch it because he's drunk and she talks too fast* And! I also want you to be the father of my kids, grow old with me, and OH YEA! Will you go out with me? *tweeks his ears with one and hugs with another*
Seifer: *hic* yea whatever *hic*
Munkeee: WIGGY! And I like your gun..sword..thingy.Can I touch it?! *grabs his gunblade anyways and runs around* I LOVE POINTY OBJECTS! WOOT WOOT?! *eats a few bags of sugar*
Moolei and Selphie: *stops fighting and almost die of laughter at the site of Munkeee and Seifer*
Selphie: Hehehehe.. I'm sorry Moolei. I didn't mean all that stuff about you.
Moolei: Yea I'm sorry too.. Hehehe *hugs her*
Brei: *runs in and crashes the 'make-up seen'* SELPHIE! MOOLEI! *sits on them on the verge of tears* SOME PERV TOUCHED ME! Then he..he.*starts bawling real loudly*
Moolei: Whoa! Who was it?! Calm down!
Brei: Sq-sq-sq-SQUALL! WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Selphie: SQUALL?! That bastard.! C'mon let's go teach him a lesson! *grabs more sugar, Moolei and her Nun-chucks*
Moolei: WAI! SLOW DOWN! *stumbles every now and again*
Brei: *sniffle* . *looks around* Mom always said I was a good actor! Besides that should show that idiot not to mess with me! *smiles as she wipes the fake tears out of her eyes*
Munkeee: Ok! That's it! Sorry if it was real lame stupid -_- Well not really! I just had to come up with something fast!
Brei: baka..
Moolei: YEA! And next time! Watch out to see what happens next! Will Seifer still be drunk? What ever happened to Irvine? Will we EVER find out about the truth of Zell's boxers? STAY turned for next months episode!
Brei: Make it more like a year.. .That's what ya get when a story's made by a Munkeee, -_-
Munkeee: I'm not a munkeee! I'm a panda! WEEEEEEEE!
Brei/Moolei: *sweat drop*
Munkeee: WIGGY GO MULTI-COLORED HENTAI BUNNIES! Er.*cough* Anywhoo! I do not own any of the final fantasy 8 dudes, lord of the rings, herbal essence, Inuyasha, or some other crazy thing I might just put up.er.. Or anything else like that! ^__^ Meh. but you get the picture. And did I mention that Brei and Moolei are NOT real people so all credit goes to me! Mwhahahahah...! XP (Oh. n by the way. I WILL BE POSTIN MORE OFTEN do to spamming viewers _ _ OH n Moolei! If you're reading this chapter. please don't kill me! o_o) IMPORTANT NOTE: And my paragraphing is, couldn't get anything right, and ECT! All cause Microsoft bites! Thank you!
Brei: Wadda mean we're not REAL?!?!?! *runs after Munkeee with a mallet*
Munkeee: Gah! *runs away*
Moolei: Oi. *cough* Ah well.. And remember! Light the room with bright lights and don't sit too close to the computer screen! Enjoy the Show.er. Story I mean.. *sweat drop*
Squall: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Get off of me you stupid no good for nothing bitch! I'm sick of YOU! *wacks Rinoa once more with his gunblade*
Rinoa: Awww... Squally! I just love you so much! Why do you hate me so? *frowns* I thought we were soul mates..
Squall: Hahahaha! Then you thought wrong! I do not like you I hate you! I have nothin to do with you! Hahahaha! How can you even consider that?
Rinoa: B-b-b-but.. Squall!!!! *starts to wail and snuggle up to him*
Squall: Gah! *gets hugged to death* When does it end?! And why does all the bad things have to happen to me? Why? Why? WHY?!
(..Meanwhile..Somewhere else in the dorm section of the Garden)
Girl: Umm.. Selphie's dorm should be here somewhere I suppose.. *she looks around hoping to find someone who might know of her where about* ...*heavy sigh* I'll never find her at this rate... *sees an open door down the hall* Hmmmm... I wonder..*walks down the hall*
Rinoa: *keeps on rambling* But, but. I love you and I would NEVER hurt you!
Squall: *Gets an Inuyasha moment* Feh..
(Suddenly a girl with small silver rectangular glasses, blonde hair that comes a little above her shoulders, medium blue colored eyes, a black skirt, white knee high socks, black shoes and a white t-shirt with a plaid like jacket over it suddenly walked in.)
Girl: Ummm.. *stares at Rinoa and Squall as bad thoughts run through her head* This would not happened to be Selphie's dorm by any chance, would it?
Squall: *drooling* i heeey. She's like a younger Quistis! Only in school girl form and A LOT cuter! /i *whistles*
Rinoa: *glaring* No it wouldn't! *flips her long dark hair behind her shoulders*
Squall: *twitch twitch* er. *throws Rinoa in a closet right before he shoves a towel soaked in alcohol* Ehem. *cough* Sooo. I didn't happen to catch your name, eh? *extends his hand towards the strange girl*
Girl: Oh sorry. *lets out a small laugh* I'm Brei. Nice to met you. *shakes his hand*
Squall: Oh nice name! I'm Squall by the way! Oh and did I mention not to be shy around me? We're just like family here at the Garden! *winks and pulls Brie close to his chest as he looks over her shoulders* Heh.. iI wonder/i.*looks around to make sure no ones watching then grabs her ass*
Brei: OH MY GAWD! YOU PERV! * kicks him between the legs then punches him so hard in this jaw he falls over* Heh. That should teach you. And just wait 'til my sisters find out about that little shenanigan you just pulled on me! *growls and storms out of the dorm*
Squall: ouch..pain.lots..help.daddy.. *whimpers*
(back at where Zell, Moolei, and Selphie last were fighting)
Moolei: So why exactly are you in THOSE boxers? *points*
Selphie: Yea! Why exactly are you in THOSE boxers?!
Moolei: Hey don't copy me!
Selphie: Don't copy me!
Moolei: DON'T copy ME!
Zell: i yea. Now is my chance.. 1.2..3./i *runs away as fast as he can*
Moolei and Selphie: *is too busy noticing Zell is gone*
Selphie: Don't copy ME, you two cent whore!
Moolei: HEY! I'm a five cent whore Thank you! you.you..you.. ARGH! *tackles Selphie as she starts to claw her eyes out*
Selphie: No fair! *extends her arms out and swings them like crazy in front of her*
biMunkeee: heh. gotta love name calling and cat fights eh? . oh sorry never mind.! This has nothin to do with the story what so ever -_- /i/b
Yet another mysterious girl: *shows up with dark blue glasses, medium brown hair, a blue t-shirt with a monkey on it, long dark pants, and blue tennis shoes showed up * ..? *blink* I bet they're fighting over that ugly rat boy again ~.*sigh*
Moolei: *somehow heard what the girl said* HE'S A CUTE RAT BOY THOUGH! AND SHIPPO, JIM, STINJI, AND THE REST OF YOUR 'Fantasy boys' ARE FRIGGIN GAY!
Girl: OH NO! *is about to jump into the cat fight right before she sees someone in the corner of her eye* Ai?.*squints to get a better look* OH YES! *starts to drool over the guy in the gray trench coat, with sandy blonde hair.. Oh and wait. were those fox ears?! * *squeals with excitement*
Seifer: Eh? *wobbles around with a bottle of Sake in his hand* Oh. I'm a drunken idiot, high on something. *hic* I glued fox ears to my head, cause Quisty told me! *hic* I now have a fox tail! Due to plastic surgery *hic* And I'm gonna eat some worms! Cause Worms are greasy, they slide down easy.. *gets tackled before he can finish his song*
Girl: HIYA! I'm Munkeee! Well that's not my real name of course! My real name is. Er Actually I don't know! People just call me a lot of different things like: Emmy, Peaz, Layrun and ECT! But you can call me what-ever you like cause I love you and you're my fox boy now! *runs her fingers through his hair* And to show a symbol of our love.! *puts a collar on him* *says some other stuff but Seifer can't quite catch it because he's drunk and she talks too fast* And! I also want you to be the father of my kids, grow old with me, and OH YEA! Will you go out with me? *tweeks his ears with one and hugs with another*
Seifer: *hic* yea whatever *hic*
Munkeee: WIGGY! And I like your gun..sword..thingy.Can I touch it?! *grabs his gunblade anyways and runs around* I LOVE POINTY OBJECTS! WOOT WOOT?! *eats a few bags of sugar*
Moolei and Selphie: *stops fighting and almost die of laughter at the site of Munkeee and Seifer*
Selphie: Hehehehe.. I'm sorry Moolei. I didn't mean all that stuff about you.
Moolei: Yea I'm sorry too.. Hehehe *hugs her*
Brei: *runs in and crashes the 'make-up seen'* SELPHIE! MOOLEI! *sits on them on the verge of tears* SOME PERV TOUCHED ME! Then he..he.*starts bawling real loudly*
Moolei: Whoa! Who was it?! Calm down!
Brei: Sq-sq-sq-SQUALL! WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Selphie: SQUALL?! That bastard.! C'mon let's go teach him a lesson! *grabs more sugar, Moolei and her Nun-chucks*
Moolei: WAI! SLOW DOWN! *stumbles every now and again*
Brei: *sniffle* . *looks around* Mom always said I was a good actor! Besides that should show that idiot not to mess with me! *smiles as she wipes the fake tears out of her eyes*
Munkeee: Ok! That's it! Sorry if it was real lame stupid -_- Well not really! I just had to come up with something fast!
Brei: baka..
Moolei: YEA! And next time! Watch out to see what happens next! Will Seifer still be drunk? What ever happened to Irvine? Will we EVER find out about the truth of Zell's boxers? STAY turned for next months episode!
Brei: Make it more like a year.. .That's what ya get when a story's made by a Munkeee, -_-
Munkeee: I'm not a munkeee! I'm a panda! WEEEEEEEE!
Brei/Moolei: *sweat drop*
