Go Away, Ronald Weasley
Summary: When Ron takes "just a tiny peek" at Hermione's diary, she runs away from Hogwarts. Having read all the entries in her diary, he goes after her, unknown to her.
Disclaimer: Almost all of the characters in this story belong to J K Rowling.
Chapter One
"'And that is what happened today, diary.'" Ronald Weasley, a boy in his fifth year at Hogwarts read from one of his best friends, Hermione Granger's, diary. Ron looked at the diary with an awed expression on his face. 'I never knew Hermione knew how to write that well!' he thought as he slowly put Hermione's diary back in her trunk. He sneaked slowly out of the girls' dormitory, and was seen by Hermione. "Good afternoon, Ron. And I hope you haven't been looking where you shouldn't be looking," Hermione said with a half smile, half frown. As she spoke, Ron edged quietly away from her and quickly stuffed a half-eaten chocolate bar in his pocket. "Where are you going? I thought we were actually going to have a pleasant conversation, for once! Well, fine, if that's the way that you like it, fine, I'll argue with you!" Hermione yelled at him and stomped off to her dormitory.
"What WERE you doing in the girls' dormitory, Ron?" Harry Potter asked Ron for the tenth time that evening. "I told you, I wasn't doing anything! And stop looking at me like that, like you suspect me of doing some sort of crime, like I was some sort of criminal!" Ron sighed. "How ARE you doing, Ron?" Lavender Brown gushed suddenly, startling both Ron and Harry. "I think she's sort of weird, Harry. She's following me around all of the time." Ron whispered to Harry. "She probably likes you, Ron, and stop looking at her like she's some sort of spider!" Harry said under his breath. "Just pretend that she's the Bloody Baron or something, ok?" Lavender left her seat, and Hermione took it. "Did you see anyone sneaking out of the girls' dormitory? I'm not exactly sure, but I think someone tried to read my diary. And I'm not sure, but I think that person read the whole diary." Hermione said thoughtfully. "I'm sure that the person who read it meant no harm. After all, it was a really nice diary, who would want to read it?" Ron said, and clapped his hands over his mouth. "And do you know who had a candy bar during lunch time? That person left some chocolate in my diary," said Hermione suspiciously, not stopping her talking. Ron turned red, and left the Great Hall. "You know, Hermione, Ron had chocolate during lunch time." Harry said. "Also, Ron left the girls' dormitory around that time. I asked him why he was there, but he refused to answer my question. OH, WAIT A SECOND! RONALD WEASLEY!!!!!!" Hermione yelled from the Great Hall.
"I've got to go, Harry." Hermione whispered to no one in particular, writing on a piece of parchment. She finished writing and ran into the boys' dormitory. She left the parchment on one of the boys' beds, and walked out of the Gryffindor common room.
Summary: When Ron takes "just a tiny peek" at Hermione's diary, she runs away from Hogwarts. Having read all the entries in her diary, he goes after her, unknown to her.
Disclaimer: Almost all of the characters in this story belong to J K Rowling.
Chapter One
"'And that is what happened today, diary.'" Ronald Weasley, a boy in his fifth year at Hogwarts read from one of his best friends, Hermione Granger's, diary. Ron looked at the diary with an awed expression on his face. 'I never knew Hermione knew how to write that well!' he thought as he slowly put Hermione's diary back in her trunk. He sneaked slowly out of the girls' dormitory, and was seen by Hermione. "Good afternoon, Ron. And I hope you haven't been looking where you shouldn't be looking," Hermione said with a half smile, half frown. As she spoke, Ron edged quietly away from her and quickly stuffed a half-eaten chocolate bar in his pocket. "Where are you going? I thought we were actually going to have a pleasant conversation, for once! Well, fine, if that's the way that you like it, fine, I'll argue with you!" Hermione yelled at him and stomped off to her dormitory.
"What WERE you doing in the girls' dormitory, Ron?" Harry Potter asked Ron for the tenth time that evening. "I told you, I wasn't doing anything! And stop looking at me like that, like you suspect me of doing some sort of crime, like I was some sort of criminal!" Ron sighed. "How ARE you doing, Ron?" Lavender Brown gushed suddenly, startling both Ron and Harry. "I think she's sort of weird, Harry. She's following me around all of the time." Ron whispered to Harry. "She probably likes you, Ron, and stop looking at her like she's some sort of spider!" Harry said under his breath. "Just pretend that she's the Bloody Baron or something, ok?" Lavender left her seat, and Hermione took it. "Did you see anyone sneaking out of the girls' dormitory? I'm not exactly sure, but I think someone tried to read my diary. And I'm not sure, but I think that person read the whole diary." Hermione said thoughtfully. "I'm sure that the person who read it meant no harm. After all, it was a really nice diary, who would want to read it?" Ron said, and clapped his hands over his mouth. "And do you know who had a candy bar during lunch time? That person left some chocolate in my diary," said Hermione suspiciously, not stopping her talking. Ron turned red, and left the Great Hall. "You know, Hermione, Ron had chocolate during lunch time." Harry said. "Also, Ron left the girls' dormitory around that time. I asked him why he was there, but he refused to answer my question. OH, WAIT A SECOND! RONALD WEASLEY!!!!!!" Hermione yelled from the Great Hall.
"I've got to go, Harry." Hermione whispered to no one in particular, writing on a piece of parchment. She finished writing and ran into the boys' dormitory. She left the parchment on one of the boys' beds, and walked out of the Gryffindor common room.
