Road Trip or Nightmare? Dun dun dun! Watch out! The Gundam Pilots are out on the road in AMERICA!! So be careful when you're driving! Hehe

Disclaimer: As much as I wish I did, I don't own Gundam Wing!!

"C'mon Trowa!! We want to be out of the city before night!" Duo shouted from the passenger seat in the RV. Trowa dragged out a big suitcase, almost overflowing, out to the motor home.

"Dayum! What do you have in there!?" Duo's eyes widened at his package.

"All my hair stuff!" Trowa packed it in to the RV and sat down inside at the little table and then combing his bangs.

"Who do we have to wait for?" he sighed.

"Um, Heero and Wufei!" Duo said gladly.

"I wonder when they'll get here. It's almost 5 minutes past!" Quatre panicked.

"Heero's probably blowing up something.or escaping a jail," Duo shrugged. "Have no idea what Wufei could be doing."

"You talking about me?" Wufei came up to the door, his little camping suit and backpack on.

".." Duo covered his mouth, ready to burst out laughing.

"Don't even! Sally-Po made me wear it..." Wufei claimed as he walked in and set his backpack on a bench at the table and sat down next to it.

"AHH!! He's here! Heero's here! Okay! Let's go go go!!!" Quatre jumped, after all, he planned this little road trip, renting a big RV to use.

Once Heero was parked, he got out of his stolen police car and pulled out a normal sized bag.

"Compared to Trowa's bag, yours is as tiny as a mouse.." Duo chattered. Heero put his bag inside the RV and grouped with the pilots.

"Okay, who's going to drive?" Quatre put his hand out for anyone to grab the keys. 'Who's going to drive..' is all that went in Heero's mind as he thought of all the fun times he's driven a car. He quickly grabbed the keys and ran into the RV to the drivers seat.

"Everyone hang on to your belts. This is gonna be a bumpy ride!" Trowa exclaimed as the pilots went into the RV and got settled.

Heero changed gear in to drive, and stepped on the gas.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed, which made Heero come to a screeching halt. Everything flew forwards.

"WHAT!?" Heero yelled, looking madly at Duo.

"I-I-I-I.I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!!!!" Duo yelled back, dashing out of the RV and into Quatre's rented one -of-those-movie-star-like-luxurious-5-star- hotel-guest-rooms.

A few minutes passes and Duo comes back out with a big bag. He enters the RV, not noticing all the pilots staring at him, puts down the bag and goes back to the passenger seat where he was before.

Duo looked at Heero, who was looking like he needed to go to the bathroom, "OKAY!! Go already!! Sheesh!!!" Duo hmphed, crossing his arms. Heero went back into gear and stepped on the pedal again.

"I try to think about rainbows when it gets bad, you got to think about somethin' to keep from goin' mad. I try to think about big fat roses, when the ship starts going' down, but my head is wicked jealous, don't want to talk about it right now!" Duo put in his new No Doubt CD and turned up the volume.

"Duo.Duo..Duo.Duo." Heero kept chanting, trying to get Duo's attention.

"IIN MY HEEAADD!! IT'S ONLY IN MY HEAADD!!!! IN MY HEEEAADD!!! IT'S ONLY IN MY HEAADD!!!!" Duo sang loudly to the song.

"DDUUUOOOO!!!!!" Heero screamed over the music. Duo turned it down,

"WHAT?!" "Keep your voice down!" He said, thwaping Duo upside the head. "You're gonna make me crash!"

"You'd crash anyway." Duo mumbled taking out his CD and putting it away. And started eating out of the bag he brought in the last minute.

"Hey, where are we going anyway?" Heero asked.

"Hum, where should we go?" Quatre looked at Wufei and Trowa. Wufei staggered to stand up in the moving RV, and started for the back to the bathroom.

"Here," Trowa handed Quatre the map of where they are.

"Okay, we're right here..soo.OOO! There's a Disneyland coming up!! Wanna go there!?" Qautre jumped in his seat, excited of the thought. Heero slightly turned his head to give Quatre his killer glare.

"Okay.let's not." Quatre went back to the map, avoiding a fight with Heero.

"Okay! How about Magic Mountain?" Quatre asked.

"Magic Mountain? I don't think I've been there before." Trowa voiced.

"I don't usually go to amusement parks, but I'll try this one." Heero added his.

Duo snorted, wincing, looking around. "What the heck is that smell?" he looked back to Quatre and Trowa, "Don't tell me that's.." Wufei walks out of the bathroom closing the door to it quickly, "Wufei!!!!" Duo cried, watching him sit down on one of the beds. "Oh my goddess! Okay.next time warn us so we can open the windows!!!" Duo holds his nose (as everyone else does), runs up and opens all the windows there are in the RV.

"Wufei! Dude!" Duo started.

"Yes?"

"Does the bathroom have a window?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Then get your butt back in there and open it!!"

Wufei got up to go into the bathroom. Duo runs up to Heero, who is -thankfully- still able to drive.

"Hee-chan! Are we there yeeettt???" Duo whined.

"I don't know!! I don't have the frickin' map!" He said, frustrated by now. Heero spots a tour bus that's driving right beside him. He suddenly notices that the driver is Zechs! And Zechs looks over and sees Heero! They both grin and start going faster, putting the pedal to the metal.

"I WILL DEFEAT YOU THIS TIME ZECHS!!" Heero laughed insanely, racing against the tour bus.

Suddenly, as Heero looks over at the other driver, he sees Zechs with a scared face. Heero returns his attention to the road, seeing that Zechs' lane has backed up in traffic. Heero thought that Zechs would slam on the brakes, whirl on to the other side to on-coming traffic and collide in to cars. But he thought wrong. Zechs whizzed past his lane, only to ram into the RV. Everyone flew to the side of the RV, Trowa being knocked out by hitting his head on a cabinet. The bathroom door swung open before Wufei was able to open it (Wufei was being a WEAKLING and hesitated to open it before). The stinkiness that was stuck in the small little area now roamed the RV.

"DUDE! What did you eat!!" Duo closed his nose again with his fingers. Poor Quatre, tearing up because his road trip wasn't going the way he planned.

"Heero!! Can we get to Magic Mountain in one piece please!?" Wufei asked after opening a small window in the bathroom and shutting the door behind him. The foul air soon faded away out of the RV.

"Whew! I can finally breathe!" Duo let out a big sigh, as he was trying to get back to the passengers seat over all the rocking from the tour bus ramming in to the RV.

"NOOO!!! HE'S BEATING ME!!" Heero rammed the RV into the tour bus, but not doing much damage.

"See why we don't let you drive, you weakling." Wufei stated to Heero.

"And besides, remember the last time you were fighting him? Do you?"

Heero does a flashback to his surviving memory of fighting Zechs. They were fighting.in the gundams, it was cold, and suddenly in the middle of their fight a plane comes in between them, Relena practically hanging out the door and waving a piece of paper around and talking about peace or something. Heero shrugged at the thought of not remembering what she was talking about then.

"My point is, no matter what kind of fight you are in, and especially if you're in one with Zechs, Relena will show up." Wufei finished.

Heero, wide-eyed at that horrible thought of seeing *her*, made him back off and insist he lose the race. Sad, because once again, Relena has ruined his fun. A few moments later, Heero was cheered up at the scene that Zechs was pulled over by highway patrollers.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-chan!!" Duo called, opening up the bag that he brought back in the last minute before they left. He took a cup and picked up what was in it. 'Suuggarrrrr heheheheeh' he giggled, and then swallowing down the sugar. Heero didn't answer. "Hee-chaaaan!!! Are we there yeeettt? Are we there YEETTTT???" Duo shook Heero's seat, repeating himself over and over.

"Hey! There's the Six Flags sign! Go on that ramp, Heero!" Quatre instructed. Heero did so.