Author's Notes: Yes, I know that Yugi's grandfather gave Yugi his deck but he has a whole game store so I figured he would've made another one. Okay starting with the story right?

Dreams

Chapter 5, Tea and Mai

By deadkitty1

            Yugi was sitting on the sidewalk thinking. He then remembered about Tea in his dream and blushed. He stared into a glass mirror at a shop and saw Yami Yugi in his reflection.

            "What are you doing standing there for, Yugi?" asked Yami, "You're suppose to go and check on Tea!"

            Yugi nibbled on his lip, "Well, in my dream, she didn't actually wanted to kill me. She just wanted to be my wife! So… she'll probably be fine, right?"

            Yami thought for a moment, "True… hey! Is that her in the Victoria Secret's Store?"

            Yugi glanced at the store and saw that Tea was picking through some revealing clothing, "I can't go in there!"

            "You're right!" said Yami with that serious look on his face; "You just have to disguise yourself as a girl in order to go in there!"

            "Yami!" complained Yugi, "That is the most dumbest idea I have ever heard."

            About 15 minutes later:

            "I can't believe I'm dressed up in this stupid dress!" yelled the young one.

            "Calm down… or you'll… ruin…ruin our master plan!" said Yami trying to hold down his laughter.

            "Ha ha ha! Very funny! Let's see you take over for a while!" Yugi closed his eyes and let Yami have control of his body!

            "AH! Yugi! This is funny! A pharaoh like me isn't suppose to be wearing such a thing!" panicked Yami, "And where is your sense of fashion? This looks like someone who would wear it in the 16th century!"

            "It was in the garbage besides some old lady's house!" frowned Yugi.

            "Fine, let's just get this over with!" the 2 brave men went where no man has ever been with the swishing noise of the crumpled dress.

            They found Tea fooling around with some silk and jewelry. She then disappeared into the changing room. Yugi and Yami patiently waited for her to come out but a bothersome person, who want to help you so they can get money but you don't want their help, kept asking them some questions.

            "Do you need any help, ma'am?" said the shop lady.

            "No thanks," said Yami and Yugi with their fake girly voice.

            "Are you sure?" she said persistently.

            "Yes," they said annoyed.

            "So you do need help! Well as you see we have a variety of underwear right here!" she smiled, "So do you have a boyfriend, miss?"

            "Leave me alone!" they said moving away from the creepy lady.

            "Oh! Shy are we? You don't have to! How about these pair? Oh, I'm sure you'd prefer a thong!" said the lady holding up several women's under dressings.

            They blushed deep red, "No really! I don't…"

            Their conversation was interrupted by a voice, "Hey lady! You got these candles in blue?"

            "Oh yes! Coming right up!" she quickly ran out of sight.

            "Gee thanks for getting rid of that creepy sales lady!" smiled the relived duo.

            "No problem… Yugi," smiled the girl.

            The little boy looked up to see another one of his rivals. Her spiky hair and high heels took him only a moment to recognize that it was Mai.

            "What's with the disguise? Men come here too you know, so you don't need the get-up," she pointed at bunch of perverts sniffing some garments while some old lady yells at their disgusting habit.

            Yugi frowned and shook the ridiculous clothing off of him, "How'd you know it was me?"

            "At first, I didn't recognize you in that weird outfit and also the hair," Mai poked at his necklace, "This is what gave you away. You always wear that darn thing around your neck."

            "My hair?" Yugi reached at the top of his head and found out that they weren't all spiky and stuff, "Oh great! I forgot to get hair gel on the way!"

            "Hair gel? I think I may have a few here somewhere in my purse," Mai handed the broken down guy with flat hair some gel, "Here."

            "Thanks a lot! I wondered why Joey and Tristan didn't say anything about my hair…" he thought out loud while designing the perfect hair style like the ones on Dragon Ball Z.

            "Probably because boys don't notice anything beside themselves," answered a sweet voice.

            The 2 duelists turned around to see Tea wearing a dress like the ones in Egypt. (Think of "Return of the Mummy") The golden jewelry she had was wrapped around her arms and her neck like a snake. The dress was thin enough to be worn as paper yet it glistened in the sun like powdered snow.

            "Uh… Duh…" Yugi and Yami just stood there drooling on the floor of the freshly new carpet.

            "I don't know, Tea," said Mai, "Are you sure it doesn't come in blue?"

            "This is the only thing they had and I don't think they had the color blue in ancient Egypt, Mai," said Tea tugging at a sleeve of her dress, "So what do you think, Yugi?"

            "Oh… um…eh…" he was struck dumb and lifeless at the alluring beauty in front of him waiting to be touched.

            "Well, I guess that answers your question. In guy talk, that means…" The sales lady interrupted Mai again.

            "Here you go miss! Of course we have all kind of selections. Are you sure you want it in blue or navy blue or light blue or dark blue, or blue green or blue with a pinch of red or blue…" the lady went on talking.

            "Yes, now please leave," she sighed then remembered, "Oh! There's also some annoying perverts over there making a scene and it's very bothersome."

            "Oh! Customer disturbance. I'll take care of it right away!" she went away knocking the guys over with a clothes hanger.

            "Well, I guess I'll take this," smiled Tea, "It's the perfect gold color for the play!"

            Yugi then snapped out of his gaze, "Play?! This is for a play?!"

            "Yeah? What did you expect?" the girls asked.

            Yugi then blushed at the thought that was going through his head the whole time, "I… um… have to go now! BYE!"

            The boy left the girls confused back at the shop. Meanwhile, a dark figure lurched around an alleyway.

            "Hehehe, those dreams are driving him nuts," said the evil creepy noise, "He'll probably go for Kaiba next, I have to see this!"

I'm finished, right? Oh… I have to do Kaiba. Right. Okay. Bye!