Serena awoke on the ground. She felt as though someone had opened her brain and was picking it apart one cell at a time. She groaned and sat up.

"Name" Someone said. Serena looked at the big red demon guy.

" Uh. Serena or Serenity take your pick. Where am I?" She asked

"You died" he flipped through a book. "Neo Queen Serenity?"

"Yeah well not quite yet"

"You're not suppose to be here yet!!!"

"Well I know that" She heard screaming and a little black haired girl fall from the roof. "Hotaru?"

"Ugg where am I?" She asked

"Your dead"

"Oh not again.." The red guy stood up.

"I really suggest you two head over to King Kai house." He said

"Where's that?" Serena asked.

"Just down Snake Way." He pointed out the door. "No point of me checking you in. You'll probably be leaving before the weeks over." Serena and Hotaru began to walk away when Rei fell in front of them. They helped her up.

"What happened?"

"Your dead" they said in unison.

"Come on lets go" Hotaru said grabbing their arms. They walked down Snake Way a while when Rei just couldn't take it anymore.

"Okay how in the world did I die?! When I came back both of you two was laying dead ." Hotaru cleared her throat.

"Well after Serena got finished with Vegeta that Frezia girl.er.guy sniped her."

"Sniped?" Serena asked

"You know shot in the head."

"Then what happened to you" Rei asked

"I think he got me too."

"And probably me too huh?" Hotaru shook her head. Snake Way was long and twisted and on top of that they had no clue as to where this King Kai house was PLUS they're feet hurt. They dragged on for what seemed like months.

"We must be close. I'm so tired" Hotaru whined.

"Yeah Goku said King Kai cooks really well and we have a long way to go" Serena groaned.

"Hi girls they told me you was on your way" Serena spun around only to see a blue cricket. "I'm King Kai" She grinned.

" We're Serena, Rei, and Hotaru" She looked around "Where did you come from?"

"Yeah did you just *poof * and appear or something." Rei said. King Kai snorted and jumped off the bridge. Serena looked at her friends wide eyed and crept to the edge of the walkway.

"Hey where did that fat guy go?" Hotaru asked.

"I'm not fat" King Kai yelled "Down here!"

"Where?" Serena said looking.

"Underneath the bridge"

"There is no way in a icy hell am I going down there" Rei said crossing her arms.

"On the real, that's a *long * way down." Hotaru agreed.

"What if we miss." Serena asked.

"You'll be trapped in hell for a eternity" King Kai laughed, then he became silent after he realized no one was laughing with him.

"I don't want to go to hell" Hotaru cried.

"How are we gonna save the world if we're in hell."

"Flames aren't that bad"

"SHUT UP REI!!!"

"Well if you don't jump you'll never know how the fights going. You've already missed a lot." Serena stopped whining and thought about the odds. On one hand she could fall into a eternal hell or she could see how Vegeta was doing.

"I'm going down" Serena turned to face her friends gave them a peace sign and fell backwards of the bridge. She thought she was going to fall for a long time but it was only a couple of seconds.

"See that wasn't to bad" King Kai said patting her on the shoulder.

"Serena you okay?" Rei called voice full of worry.

"Yeah it's impossible to miss" Within 5 minutes both of the girls had jumped too.

"First thing first show us the fight!" Hotaru said. King Kai sighed.

"You don't wanna hear a joke?"

"Well I guess one is alright" Serena said trying to be nice.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" He was laughing already "to get away from Frezia" The fat blue man was rolling on the ground with laughter. Serena and Rei laughed a little.

"Okay show us now. The joke is over" Hotaru said while tapping her foot

"Okay okay place your hand on my shoulder." Serena had never seen anything like this before. She saw everyone and everything all at once. She concentrated on Vegeta. Kami sama he was mad. He had surpassed Super Saiyin and was completely different.

"Vegeta" She whispered in her head. He jumped.

"Who spoke to Vegeta?!" King Kai said angrily. No one said anything. "Someone said something I know cause Vegeta jumped."

"So we can talk to them like this?" Hotaru asked sweetly.

"Yes but it's very distractive" Serena was quiet. Wow so she could be his eyes and help him fight. But he could go crazy. Maybe she would just watch.then again maybe not.

"Vegeta fight hard for me." Vegeta began to power up. His eyes became red and he charged at the lizard beast.

"Vegeta might be able to defeat Frezia" King Kai said. So this was the notorious Frezia. It was a shame how much he scared the Moon Princess.

"I'm scared" She thought. Rage over took Vegeta again and his attack was all but yielding. Frezia was getting worked, jacked, beat down, hustled, and ass kicked. (A/N: sorry I had to break it down for ya'll)

"Wow I didn't know Vegeta could do all that" A short bald guy said. Serena, Hotaru, and Rei had began to cheer.

"Go Vegeta!!!"

"Crush the Lizard!!!"

"Beat him like he owes you money" The last one was King Kai. Soon Frezia was incapable of moving, and Vegeta had a look of insanity in his eyes. (A/N: bye bye Frezia ^_^)

"You threaten to take my son, kill *her*, and *her* friends and is working for some bitch like Queen" Vegeta prepared for attack.

"Please prince Vegeta." Frezia begged.

"YOU SELFISH BITCH I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR THIS SHIT!!!!"

"Get down!!!" a pickle guy said

"BIG BANG"

"I'll do anything prince!!"

"ATTACK" Frezia vanished as the kai ball engulfed his body.

"He did it! He did it!" Serena screamed. King Kai was jumping. Rei and Hotaru was booty bumping against each other. Vegeta stood where he was calming himself.

"Good now all we hafta do is resurrect these girls" The short bald one said.

"Yeah Serena Rei and Hotaru we couldn't of don it with out you" one said with black and purple hair. Vegeta didn't say any thing he just picked up Serena's body.

"Ewww.look at my head" Serena said

"well at least yours is neat" Hotaru said gagging. It looked like she had tried to dodge the shot and it slashed through her whole head. She looked at Rei. "lucky you yours will be neat" She said with a hint of jealousy in her voice. Rei's had gone through her heart instead of her head. King Kai cleared his throat.

"Which one of you guys is Serenity" Serena nervously waved her hand. "Well you have a visitor" King Kai walked in his small house and came back out with Queen Selene

"Mother!!"

"Hello Serenity, Mars, Saturn. You must be a lot stronger then I thought for you all have kept your bodies"

"Still haven't found it" Serena blurted out.

"Well I know that. If you had you wouldn't be here, but your so close dear." She walked up to Rei and Hotaru. " You will give her strength and help her see it right?" The two nodded "Well then you have all you need" The Queen walked to the edge of the little planet.

"Wait!!!" Serena called

"Bye Serenity" Her mother vanished, or maybe it was she who disappeared?

Serena opened her eyes in the arms of Vegeta.in the weirdest most uncomfortable position. (A/N: boy did I screw up a perfectly good romance scene ;) ) Before anything else she felt her forehead. Whew no big ugly scar. She stretched and jumped down.

"I told you a battle field was no place for a women" Serena had to smile

"I guess not for you either" He smiled. Smiled not smirked, it was the first Serena had seen. Trunks ran up and hogged her leg.

"You really saved the day!" he said happily

"Hey I didn't see you there"

"That's cause me and Goten was a fused together" Serena raised an eyebrow, then again people here have tails. She instead looked around at the others. Rei was being squeezed to death by Goten and Goku and Hotaru had never let go of Gohan. Serena and Vegeta was in the middle of an awkward silence. She knew they wouldn't hug or kiss or any thing in that nature but still something should of going on.

"Thanks Vegeta" She said never looking in his face. He didn't answer for a little while.

"What was you doing there anyway?" She smiled nervously.

"I just wanted to see what the ruckus was"

"You saved us all"

"It was really Hotaru without her we wouldn't of found you guys" Vegeta walked to the edge of the lookout.

"Are you coming or not"

"Oh yeah" Trunks skipped circles around Serena as she walked to Vegeta. She loved this part. The whole flying thing really made her feel so good. To bad Capsule Corp was so close she could really get use to being in his arms. They landed lightly on the ground.

"Thanks for the ride" She jumped down on the ground and quickly walked off to her room for some much needed rest. Dying takes a lot of energy out of you.

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When Serena woke up it was dark and hazy out. Vegeta and Bulma was at it again.

"YOU SMELL LIKE ANOTHER WOMEN'S PERFUME, YOU HAVE ANOTHER WOMEN'S FREAKISHLY LONG BLOND HAIR ON YOU, AND YOU *STILL* HAVE HER HAIRBAND ON YOUR ARM!!" Bulma screeched

"I just took her to Kami's Lookout!!! She was DEAD!!" They must have been talking about her. She didn't mean to get Vegeta in trouble. There was a knock on the door.

"I guess mom has finally flipped her lid. How does she know the hair wasn't mine?" Trunks said

"Cause your is purple."

"Oh yeah" Serena sat up and offered Trunks a spot to lay, he climbed in quickly.

"At least it's not about you" She said lightly.

"Yeah put now it's about you" He went to sleep. Serena lay there wide- awake waiting for the yelling to stop.

"FINE THEN I'LL FIX YOU'RE LITTLE CHEATING PROBLEM!!" Bulma yelled. It got quiet all she could hear was footsteps going down the stairs then coming back up. What no Yamcha? The steps got closer but quieter. The door opened then closed. Serena was scared now. She heard the creeks of the floor come closer, she was going to turn on the light but it was all the way by the door. Finally she saw something, the little light from outside reflecting of a sharp piece of metal..Sharp piece of Metal!? Serena grabbed the base before it came any closer.

"I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time." Trunks, who was now up, and turned on the light.

"Mom?!!!" He yelled in surprise. Bulma was sitting on top of Serena with a butcher knife in hand trying to stab Serena. Serena was doing all she could to stop her.

"Bulma stop!! Me and Vegeta have nothing going on" It hurt her a lot to say that but it was the truth.

"Yeah right bitch and I'm Saint Mary" Serena flipped Bulma over and took the knife then threw it out the window.

"That was my best cooking knife!!" Bulma took a hold of Serena's neck and squeezed.. Serena slowly began to lose her strength and rolled over in weakness. Bulma had a insane look on her face. Trunks tried to pull his mother off of Serena. With an unknown strength she kicked the poor boy into a wall. That was all Serena could handle. Her hair turned silver using her magical energy she hurled Bulma into a dresser. Vegeta busted in the door at that précised moment he looked around. Trunks was knocked out, while Serena and Bulma was fighting. Serena stood up straight with a wave of her hand she pinned Bulma up to the wall.

" I never hurt you Bulma so why must you bring pain to others?"

"I don't know maybe cause you're a WHORE!!"

"If that's the way you feel." Serena let Bulma down. "do what you feel is right." Bulma muttered something about a the Crystal and bolted past Vegeta. Serena walked up to Trunks and used her power to heal him.

"Are you okay Serena?" Trunks asked when he woke up.

"I'm fine you was very brave back there" Vegeta stood there looking very confused.

"What happened?" he finally asked

"Mo-I mean Bulma tried to kill Mo-I mean Serena" Trunks said. Looked like the kid had his moms mixed up. Serena turned to Vegeta.

"It's time I left" She tried to walk past Vegeta but he grabbed her waist/

" Serena...."

"That is your wife I will respect her wishes and leave" Vegeta pulled something from his back pocket.

"Not anymore" he gave the papers to her " I want what they call a divorce" (A/N: Whooo!! Hoooo!!) Serena looked through the papers they was all filled out and Bulma had even sighed them.

"So you're free to mack?" Serena asked. Vegeta looked at her oddly.

"I do not have the urge to mack" Serena smiled in her head. She had hope. They was no longer together but wait a second.

"If you two are getting a divorce why did she attack me?"

"Something about a Glass Tokyo" Crystal Tokyo?! Nah she hadn't even mentioned that while she had been here. Trunks tugged at Vegeta's pants.

"I don't want Bulma to be my mom anymore" Vegeta whispered something into the young saiyin's ear that made the both of them smile. She was kinda wishing she had Saiyin hearing too.



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Hiya!! So Bulma's finally gone!! Happy? Well don't get to excited we have lots more in store for Serena. Does the term hell on earth ring a bell? Can't say anymore. But REVIEW!!!