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Chapter 8 - It's Luna Time!

Kazuma had always done his best every time he entered the Guild to not sneak any peaks at Luna or the waitresses. However many times he's failed, because Luna's tits were enormous. Adding that with their Guild uniform, his eyes would be lost inside that seemingly endless cleavage of hers.

If her chest wasn't the only thing that was magnificent, Luna was just a natural beauty herself. How she's single is beyond him, but he knows for damn sure that there were many adventurers who wished they had a chance to be with her. And here she was on his lap.

Kazuma wrapped his arms around Luna's waist as the two were in a heated kissing session. Luna had her hands on each side of his face as the two continued exchanging their saliva as both their tongues swirled around together.

He snaked his arms down until he reached her ample ass, squeezing both her cheeks as he pulled her body even closer to hers. Just like a few moments ago his hands were on her ass but out there for everybody to see. Now that they're in a more private setting, he was going to make sure he could touch them without her shorts blocking the way.

He pulled away from the kiss before his lips went straight to her neck, sucking and kissing on her supple skin.

"Oh~ Kazuma~! Ah~!" Luna moaned out as she had put her hands on his shoulders. Her whimpers were voiced directly into his ear, fueling Kazuma's motivation to continue.

Luna had felt a hard protruding object against her loins, she quickly surmised that said object was Kazuma's hardened member. Biting her bottom lip, she rocked her hips back and forth as she grinded her lower lips against his cock. Even if the clothes were in the way, it was a pleasurable feeling to both Kazuma and Luna.

"Kazu- Ah~ Kazuma wait~" Luna managed to say as he was still sucking on her neck. Hearing her, he stops as he pulls away from her. Smiling as he sees the love marks he left on her.

"I think we're both overdressed." She lets out as she tries to steady her breathing. Agreeing with what she said. He immediately grabs the bottom of her top and starts pulling it up. She raises her hands so he could take it off in one go. And when he did, his eyes were mesmerized by the two gigantic breasts in front of him. Her pink nipples erect as if asking to be played with.

"Turn around." He said in a low voice, as he grabbed her waist and helped her turn. Still sitting on his lap but now with her back against her chest. He reached his arms around her before both his hands were on her breasts. He squeezed both of her mammaries, her soft flesh seeping through his fingers as they were two big for a single hand to hold.

Luna mewled as he started groping her breasts, bringing her a finger to her lips as she nimble on it. Trying to suppress her moans. Kazuma was groping her tits to his heart's content, pinching and tugging on the hard nips. He could feel her body squirm against his own, but he wanted to hear Luna's lovely voice.

So he removed one hand away from her breast as he started making his way down. His touch against her stomach as he gently traced the tip of his fingers against her stomach. A tingly sensation that was hightening her senses. Until he started reaching lower, right in between her legs.

Slipping his fingers inside her shorts, slithering its way until finally reaching her wet folds. He plunged his fingers inside her, and when he did her body arched forward as she let out a high pitched sound.

He started to plunge his fingers back and forth, and soon the moans came.

"Agh~Mnhm…~ Kazuma~! Just like that~! Don't stooooop~"

Luna started whimpering out as Kazuma continued his ministrations. Luna turned her head to look at Kazuma, her eyes half lidded as she was panting. Kazuma leaned his head forward and captured her lips. Luna brought a hand up to cup his face as they exchanged tongues with each other once more.

Luna was moving her hips left and right, adjusting herself into she felt his cock now aligned against her entrance. She began rocking back and forth once more as she rubbed against his member while his fingers continued thrusting in and out of her. Despite the two kissing, she kept moaning and letting out sounds that were music to Kazuma's ears.

She pulled her lips away from him as she looked into his eyes, brown meeting amber.

"You're- AH~! Ha… You're new to this, aren't you~" Luna said in a teasing voice with confidence. Kazuma froze as he heard this, was he doing something wrong? He was just going with the flow and it seemed to work with his party.

"I didn't say stop!" Luna pouted as Kazuma had stopped everything he was doing.

"It's just that, as good as it feels to have your fingers inside me. There's something else that you could do that'll make me feel better is all." Luna explained, while trying to assure him what he was doing did feel good.

"... What should I do?" Kazuma eventually lets out, wanting to learn. He has only first experienced sex a couple days ago. So there's most likely things he doesn't know about, and if Luna was willing to teach him. Then he was willing to learn.

Luna smiled when she heard his answer. She gets off his lap as she stands up. She turns around so she's facing him.

"You mind taking these off~" Luna asked as she moved her hips forward, as she was referring to her shorts. Kazuma gulped as he reached his hands forward, before pulling down on them. He was able to pull them down without much trouble. Luna stepped out of them, and when she did she was closer to Kazuma. When Kazuma raised his head, the first thing he saw was Luna's wet pussy.

He could clearly see her arousal dripping, trailing down her thighs. Now that he thought about it.

"No panties?" He muttered.

"I usually wear them, but lately. Let's just say I've been feeling naughty~" Luna seductively said, reaching her hands down in between her legs as she spread her lower lips.

"Now here's my first lesson to you, see this little thing right here? This is called a clitoris, it's basically a really sensitive spot. And when it's played with, it feels really gooood for us girls." Luna explained as she was showing him her pussy. And then she began giving him a demonstration, by playing with herself right in front of his very eyes.

Luna started moaning as her finger was flickering against her clit, closing her eyes as she continued playing with herself.

'This is amazing!' Kazuma thought as he watched the show that Luna was giving him. Luna was trying to demonstrate for Kazuma, but at some point she had stopped caring about that and was just getting into it.

Her moans echoed in the room, she felt herself getting close to release. She just needed a bit mo-

"Kya~!"

Luna yelped out in surprise, as she felt Kazume grab her hips and pull her closer as his face was pushed in between her legs. His tongue licking her juiced before he started flicking his tongue against her clit.

Luna felt weak in the knees under the sudden assault, her legs buckling as she placed her hands on Kazuma's head trying to support herself. Her mind started going black, until it happened.

She grasped the hair on Kazuma's head as she squeezed her legs together and pulled on Kazuma.

"AAaahhh~~!" Luna squealed as she had just orgasmed. Her body curled forward, her head just above his. Kazuma tasted all that her body had to offer as he kept his head there through her entire orgasm.

Once she finished, she fell onto her knees as she no longer had any strength in her legs. She kept panting for air. However as she was trying her best to recollect herself, Kazuma stood up and dropped his pants. His cock fully erect mere inches in front of her face.

Her eyes fixated on his cock, eyes looking at it filled with a hunger she didn't know she had. Her mouth opened as it was breathing heavily. Smiling, she moved forward and pressed her lips on his shaft. Moving up and down, all across his length.

Kazuma placed a hand on her head as she kept kissing all over his cock, as if she was worshiping it. She moved her lips to the tip, giving a peck before she stuck her tongue and started swirling it around the head of his cock.

She looked up at Kazuma, giving him a naughty smile before looking back at his cock. And enveloped his head, along with most of his shaft in her lips. Kazuma let out a groan as the Guild Receptionist began to bob her head back and forth, having one of her hands on his shaft as she was blowing him. He felt himself nearing.

Placing both of his hands on the side of her head, he forces Luna to take in his entire length. Her eyes had heart shapes as they rolled up, as he shot his entire load into her. His cum pulsing out his member as Luna was determined to take everything he emptied into her.

He had finished, letting go of her head. He pulled out his dick as he fell down onto the bed, panting for air. His back against the mattress as he was facing the ceiling. Luna was gulping down everything that had accumulated in her mouth. After she finished swallowing everything, she stood up and licked her lips as she stared at Kazuma. His cock standing tall and proud despite just coming was a sight that Luna enjoyed.

"Thank you for the treat, and by the looks of it. You seem ready to finally get started~" Luna said as she swayed to the bed.

'Is every blonde woman erotic in the world?!' Kazuma has only met two, but both were stacked and were very easily riling him up.

Luna got onto the bed, crawling over his body until they were face to face. Her two strands of hair that framed her face cascading down to both sides of Kazuma's face. Her eyes locking onto his as her were filled with nothing but lust. He already knew this, but looking at her face up close. She really was beautiful.

"Are you just going to keep looking~" Luna teased as Kazuma had seemed to be in a trance at the gorgeous lady that was Luna.

Snapping out of it, he grabs Luna's sides and flips them over until the two are laying on their sides. With Luna's back against Kazuam's chest, His right hand wrapped around under her body as it was grabbing a handful of her breast. He places the other hand behind her knee and raises her leg as his cock starts rubbing against her entrance.

"You really like to talk." Kazuma said as his tip started entering her.

"Ah~ If you don't like it, why don't you stuff my mouth with your cock ag- Ah~!" Luna was trying to say but Kazuma plunged his dick inside her, interrupting her sentence. Wasting no time at thrusting in and out of her sweet hole, Luna tried to move her hips in sync with his pistoning.

'God she's so tight!' Kazuma thought as her walls were squeezing his shaft.

"Yes~! Just like tha- Ah~ Oh Kazuma~!" Luna was screaming and moaning out his name, could the people in the Guild hear them? Were they being too loud? He decided not to care about it, as hearing her crying out his name was something that he loved.

"You have any idea how hard it was trying to ignore you! Your loose top is always showing off your tits, how much self-control I needed to try and not stare!" Kazuma said as he groped her tit with a lot more force.

"You better not have regretted what you started Luna!" Kazuma letting go of her leg, he pushes her back to turn him and Luna. She was now facing the bed as her body was laying down with Kazuma on top of her.

Kazuma had his hands holding onto her waist as he kept pounding her from behind. Luna was biting the bed sheets as she tried to stop her moaning but it didn't help. Luna's entire body felt on fire, never had she ever experienced something like this. She's had sex before, but doing it with Kazuma just didn't compare.

She knew it was most likely this "Blessing" he was talking about, she hadn't expected for it to make her feel this good. Her mind went blank every time his cock reached her deepest parts, as if erasing everything except the feeling of his dick inside her. While her body was already hooked and addicted to his touch. This was dangerous but she didn't care, she wanted everything he had to offer.

Meanwhile with Kazuma, he was really getting addicted to sex. He knew he needed to have more self control with this power of his. He told himself, but realistically he's now realizing that wasn't really going to happen. And honestly, if this was what his future was looking like. Why was he even trying to go against it in the first place?

These were the thoughts that were plaguing his mind as he started at the whimpering Luna who made such sweet and loving sounds beneath him. Her cheeks clapped with every thrust he made, jiggling up and down. Kazuma was down bad.

Feeling himself get close again, he pulls her by the waist and shoots everything inside her. Which was the last straw for Luna as well. The sensation of his cum shooting inside her as it painted her inner walls white with his baby batter. She started cumming over his cock as well.

Her eyes rolling up, her mouth forming a small 'o' as she cooed. Kazuma pulled out, his cum as well as her juices leaking out of her as it also dripped off his shaft. Luna's body stayed facing down on the bed as her face was laying on its side. A satisfied smile on her face as some drool leaked out.

Kazuma was catching his breath as he looked at the erotica sight in front of him. Shaking his head, he decided to get dressed. It was already dark out when he came to the guild, so it was getting pretty late. He wonders if his party is still here.

As he's getting dressed, Luna had recovered from her fucked silly state of mind. She sits up on the bed before stretching her arms in the air, for once unknowingly pushing her breasts forward. Making Kazuma stopped what he was doing entirely as his mind focused on them.

"Ah, I really needed that." Luna said in a relaxed voice, Kazuma not knowing if she was talking about the stretch or the fucking they just did. However she looked at our young hero as she saw his eyes staring at her chest.

"What? Oh, was fucking me not enough. Did you also want to fuck my tits~" Luna teased.

'I never knew Luna was so… Naughty!' Kazuma thought to himself, as if he was wondering if he should take off his pants despite him just putting them back on.

"As much as I would like to continue, it's getting late. I still have to finish up some work before the Guild closes for the night." Luna said to Kazuma's disappointment, but he understands. Clearing his throat, he did want to ask one thing.

"So what does this make us now? You're not exactly in my party as you're not an adventurer. How do we go from here?" Kazuma asked in a curious voice.

"Well, whenever your party members are busy. And you want to 'level up', just let me know. I'm not the only one in the guild that wouldn't mind giving you experience points~" Luna explained, while also hinting that the waitresses wanted a piece in the action.

Kazuma audily gulps hearing that. "I see… okay. I'll keep that in mind."

The two said some mindless banter as they got dressed, than one

'I wonder if the other's are still here. Aqua no doubt wants to know how it went. Can't believe she actually cheered us on when we left…' Kazuma entered the Guild and looked around. And his party was nowhere in sight. However he remembered something he wanted to ask.

"Luna, how am I supposed to get skills? I have a lot of unused skill points that I want to use." Kazuma asked.

"Skills? Hasn't anyone in your party told you how to yet?" Luna asked as she was putting her top back on.

"No…" Kazuma grumbled as he finished getting dressed.

"Well, you can acquire some of the basic skills in your adventurer card. But if you want skills from other classes. You need someone from that class to show you that skill. When they use it in front of you, it should appear on your card for you to learn." She explained, now fully dressed again.

She was fixing her hair as it had gotten messy, until she realized something.

"Wait, you came inside me?!" Luna said in a worried tone, in the heat of passion that little detail went over her head.

"No no no, I can't believe I-"

"Don't worry, I'm on the potion." Kazuma said reassuringly.

A face filled with relief rushed over her face as he said that.

"Oh, okay. Sorry about that…" She said in a nervous chuckle, regaining her composure she coughs into her hand.

"As I was saying, you could usually pay someone to do some skills in front of you if you want to learn them. People don't usually charge much since it's not like they're losing anything."

Kazuma nodded as he listened. So if he wanted skills from a certain class he needed them to show him the skills. Thinking of his party, he'd only really want Aqua's healing skills. But he kind of wants something more versatile that can help make his wonky party work better.

"Okay, that makes sense. Thank you Luna." He said with a smile.

"It's no problem, it is my job to help you adventurers after all." Luna is now dressed as well.

"Shall we head off?" Luna said as she headed out the room, Kazuma following right behind her.

Making it back to the Guild's main space, he looked around for his party. Only for him to not see them here anymore.

"Well. thank you Kazuma. I need to catch up with work." Luna said as she went to do her duties.

"Alright, now what." Kazuma was debating if he should head back to the inn and call it a night. Seeing that it was pretty late he decided that's exactly what he'll do. However as he started walking, someone grabbed his shoulder to prevent him from going.

Turning to face the person stopping him, he found out that it was Chris who grabbed him.

"Already leaving? The night is still young, how about you grab a drink with me and tell me how Darkness has been doing?" Chris asked, well more like demanded as she already started pulling Kazuma to the bar section before he could even give an answer out.

"Allright, Alright. You don't have to drag me!" Kazuma said a little loudly as he pulled his arm away from the demanding girl. He accepted, because after some quick thinking he thought that he could make this go into his favor.

"That's the spirit!" Chris cheered as they sat down at the stools. The two ordered their drinks, Kazuma offered to pay which Chris had no problem accepting.

"So, how's Darkness? She hasn't been too much of a problem has she?"

"No, surprisingly enough." He was being honest, but the last couple of quests haven't really been in need of any combat yet. He'sn figured once it does, her not being able to hit is going to prove to be a thorn in his side. But he won't complain to Chris about it.

"Well that's good to hear, I know she can put people off with her… antics. But I'm sure you'd be able to handle it." Chris said, placing a hand on his shoulder.

"I'm sure we'll manage, it's not like having her in that party is necessarily a bad thing. She has her, well. Advantages." Thinking back on the night of their so-called 'initiation'. However he doesn't really want to go into detail about that with Chris.

"Oh really now. Like what~" She said with a teasing voice, having no doubt what he probably did with Darkness.

"..." He stayed quiet, not wanting to answer that question.

"So Chris, I was wondering if you could let me learn any of your skills. I have some points saved up that I'd like to use." Kazuma said as if she never said anything.

"You're really gonna think that I'll just pretend that you ignored my question." She deadpanned at his not so obvious way of trying to change the subject.

"But since you let her join and didn't kick her out, I guess I could humor you." She chugs the rest of her drink before slamming the mug on the table.

"Let's go." Chris said, Kazuma rushed to finish his drink before dropping the amount of eris the drinks cost on the table and followed suit.

They went outside, just right in front of the guild.

"All right, since there's no one really around, this'll do just fine." Chris said as she looked around and saw there was no one that she could see. It's not like she's doing anything that could do harm anyways.

"Well if you say so." Kazuma didn't see anyone, he just hopes they're not bothering anyone.

"All right, I guess I could teach you some easy and convenient skills to use. Detect is a good one that will let you know if there's anything nearby with malice intent near you. Basically enemies." She explains, Kazuma's face brightens when he hears what she said.

'That's a super useful ability!' He thought with glee.

"Yes! That's what I'm talking about!" He said excitingly, as he waited for her to show him using the skill.

And he waited.

And waited.

"... So are you going to show me it?"

"Oh? Is that why you were just staring. I already used it." Chris giggled into her mouth, as Kazuma just looked a tad confused.

"What, did you think I needed to yell out the name or strike some fancy pose?" She had an amused smirk on her face as Kazuma got a little embarrassed from her take.

'Well Megumin yells out Explosion and Aqua screams out God's Blow or Heal! I mean I got isekai'd. Isn't that the normal thing to expect?!' Kazuma said in his mind, trying to justify his way of thinking.

"Okay… So you used it, how do I learn it?" He says as he tries to play off his slight embarrassment.

"Take a look at your adventurer card, it should be listed there as one of the things you could learn now." Doing as she instructed, sure enough there it was.

'She's right, and it's not that expensive to learn either- I'm level 19 now?! That's right, I guess that makes sense since I did it with Luna. But 2 levels just from that, this blessing's overpowered!' Could he actually get strong enough to be the Demon King just by having sex?! He started thinking that might be a legitimate option now.

'Lust Skills? Was this always here?' Kazuma noticed some skills he could purchase that seemed to be related to his blessing. He really wants to look at these more but with Chris here, well he didn't really want too many people to know about his blessing. So he'll just have to look at this at a later time.

'Oh, here's some of the basic skills like Create Water or Create Fire. They're also cheap to learn, they're probably not that strong then. But it could be useful for starting a fire for camp or for having a secure water source during a quest.' He purchases those skills along with Detect, and as he did. He could feel a small change in his body.

"Oh, I think it worked." Kazuma said to no one in particular as he started looking down at his body. He tries using Detect, he activates it but alas nothing happens.

"Nothing happened, I thought I used it- Wait, how did I know how to turn it on?" He realized just now.

"Well your body just sort of instinctively knows how to activate it once you spend your skill points on it. And for why it didn't work, it's not that it didn't. It's just that there's nothing that wants to hurt you nearby." Chris explained, which made a lot of sense to him.

"Okay, so if I try this instead." Kazuma says as holds his hand up. Sure enough a small source of fire is held up at his palm. Two things came to mind, One was that he could actually do magic. The other-

"Hot!" He swipes his hand back and forth in the air as the fire is extinguished. Chris couldn't help but laugh at him burning himself.

"People usually shoot that away instead of holding it in their hands." She lectures as she tries to hold in more of her laughter.

"I see that now!" Kazuma was blowing on his hands trying to cool them off.

"Well, is there anything else you can show me?" Asking once the pain has left his arm.

With that Chris showed him some more skills that could be of use to him. Such as Bind, Disarm Trap, Lurk, and Escape. Kazuma learned all of those immediately.

"Thank you so much Chris, I've been wanting to learn some new skills for a while now." He said with a smile, finally he feels like he's become more like an actual adventurer.

"Don't mention, but I do have one last thing to show you. One of my personal favorite skills." This had piqued his interest, he thought that was all he would have gotten. She raises her arm pointing to Kazuma, with an open palm she activates her skill.

"Steal!"

Then there was now something in the open palm of her, a familiar looking pouch.

"Wait, that's my coin pouch! And I thought you said you didn't need to yell out the name!" Kazuma exclaims as his hands frantically pats his hip, the empty space where his pouch usually resided.

"Steal lets you take a random item off the targeted person, your luck stat also has a factor in what you get. As for not needing to say the name, what can I say? It adds some nice dramatic effect." Chris explains as she tossed the bag up and down her hand.

"Why don't we make a wager, first learn Steal. Then try to take your coin pouch back, if you get it. You have your money back, but if you don't~" She stops her sentence since the point she was trying to make got across.

'There's no real benefit for doing this, but this is really nailing the Adventure Life I feel like I've been missing out on… Fuck it.'

"Yeah, let's do it!" The young man said with excitement. Pulling out his adventurer card, he learns Steal.

"Alright, let's do this- Wait a minute, that's cheating!" Kazuma noticed the numerous rocks in her hands. Reducing the odds of him getting his money back.

"Sometimes life isn't fair, are you going to complain about it now or man up." She said with a bit of tease in her voice.

"While I have a problem with the last part of what you just said, no I'm not gonna complain about it. Because I'm gonna get my money back right now. STEAL!" Kazuma extended his hand towards her, as he clenched his fist with the object he stole.

!

Chris' body froze up, as the part in between her legs felt more breezy. Her face getting more and more red at a rapid rate.

"What's this?" He said in a curious tone, since whatever he got wasn't his coin pouch. His face got red super fast as he found out just what was in his hand.

"Oh." He stares at the cute light blue panties that belonged to the thief in front of him.

Doing his best to keep a calm face in this awkward situation, he walks over to Chris and hands them back to her. This was definitely one of the better things he could have done when he unfortunately took them. She should be glad that she did that, but for some reason.

'Why am I annoyed that he's doing this with such a straight face!' Chris thought to herself, thinking that he should at least be a bit more flustered!

She reaches her hand towards his, Kazuma thinking she was going to grab her undergarments. But to his surprise, she instead grabs his wrists and starts pulling him into the alley besides the Guild. No one was here she thought luckily to herself.

Kazuma wanted to ask what she was doing but decided not to, thinking maybe she didn't want them to be in the public eye as he was holding onto something she didn't want people to see.

Once they were more inside, Kazuma started to speak. "Listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for something like that to happen. Like you said, it was by pure chance. None of us had any control of what could have happened." He tried explaining to her, hoping that she wouldn't hold this against him.

However, instead of an angry glare that he was expecting from her. He instead received a not so innocent smile adorning her face.

"Well if you're really sorry about what you did." Chris started saying as she sat on top of a box that was in the alley, while still facing him.

"Since you were the one to take them off, you should be the one to put them back on." She had a blush on her face as she was embarrassed to say that, however she did a good job of hiding any embarrassment from her voice since Kazuma didn't detect it.

Kazuma looked like a deer staring at Truck-kun nearing for a hug. Unsure if he heard the words that escaped her mouth correctly or not. However he

However he was proven to be working just fine as he watched her slowly pull down her very short shorts. Was this actually happening, he audiply gulped down. After she removed her shorts, she sat at a nearby box. Slightly spreading her legs while lifting them up.

"Hurry up." She said in a hushed voice.

Snapping back to reality, he slowly moved forward. Unable to tear his eyes from her. Looking at her slender legs, following them up to her supple thighs. Before staring at the glistening arousal that was hidden between them. His voice stuck in his throat as he was having trouble finding the right words to say as his face was now completely flushed.

'Now this was a reaction you were supposed to give' The thief thought amusingly to herself.

Kazuma knelt down, grabbing and raising right leg. Slipping it through one of the holes of her underwear. Placing her leg on his shoulder, he did the same thing to her other leg. With her underwear now on, well by on he means around the area of her ankles. Both her legs were resting on each of his shoulders. Meaning he was right between her legs, with his face behind her underwear. In Chris' point of view, Kazuma's face was covered by her painties, only able to see a few spots that leaked through.

He grabbed onto the side of her legs, hooking his thumbs into the silky fabric and slowly pushed his hands forward. He was moving her panties up while feeling up her legs at the same time. She slightly shivered as she felt the soft touch of his hands traversing her skin. He stopped by the time he reached her thighs, he couldn't help but grab a handful on her soft flesh. A moan escaped her lips that surprised the two of them, but she wasn't saying or doing anything that was telling him to stop so he didn't.

After a minute of this he started to move his hands again, pulling her underwearing back up. And finally they were back on, however Kazuma stood still. As he stared and the underwear as it quickly grew damp from absorbing all the juices leaking from her. Chris seemed to notice as well.

"Well, it's a little uncomfortable walking back home since it's a little wet now. But I guess it's better than going commando." She said in a meek voice.

However her words just went in one ear and out the other, as Kazuma was only thinking one thing.

'Well, if they're already wet' and pushed his tongue forward. Chris' body jolted, feeling his tongue through her panties.

"Ah~!" Chris moaned out from the sudden sensation. Not expecting for him to be so bold all of a sudden.

He couldn't help himself, the sight was just too sexy for him to contain himself! Also she was also a little too blame for this, she started it. Well technically it was him who stole her underwear… But he was giving it back and she stripped her shorts of telling him to put them on for her. She must have wanted something to happen, or at least that was what he was sure of.

"Kazu- Mmm, Ah~" She moaned his name as he kept licking her folds, she could feel his tongue teasing her clit more and more frequently. It seemed as he found where it was underneath her panties.

In reality, Chris had not intended for this to go this far. But also didn't want to stop him since she was feeling really good from his actions. However, despite this she pushed him away. Causing Kazuma to stumble onto the ground. She quickly jumps off the box and straddles him, grinding against him. Kazuma could feel the damped underwear against his groin.

"I shouldn't be doing this." Chris said in a husky voice as she lowered her face closer to his.

"But I really don't want to stop~" Her voice sounded so seductive to Kazuma's ear.

Unfortunately for the two of them, fate had decided tonight was not gonna be their night. As three adventures had entered the alley. One completely hammered from drinking too much. They didn't see Kazuma nor Chris since it was pretty dark out. And they weren't looking in their direction since the hammered adventurer started vomiting on the wall.

"There there." One said as he was patting the back of the hammered adventurer.

"That's it, just let it all out." The other said as he was trying to not look at the unpleasant sight.

Chris had taken this chance to grab her shorts that were on the box she was sitting on. As she leaves his coin pouch on the box, she turns around and gives Kazuma a wink before jumping to the roof top and disappearing into the night.

'That was close, had those guys not come in. We might have…' Stopping herself from finishing that thought, as her face was still red from what the two were and what they almost did. However, as much as she wanted to deny it, she did wish they weren't disturbed…

'...Who knows, one of these days we could find a more private place when he wants to learn some new skills. Yup, that's it. Not like I want anything to happen. We'll be in a private place where people won't disturb us while I teach him new skills. That's all.' She thought, trying to persuade herself.

Meanwhile Kazuma had passed the adventurers, passing his regards to them. They didn't seem bothered that he was there as they were focusing on their drunk friend.

'I can't believe that just happened. I think this blessing is working a little too much.' He was thinking back to the last couple of days that he's been in this world. Along with all the intimate interactions he's had with the women here.

'Well that's enough excitement for me tonight.' Kazuma starts heading towards the inn.

After finally reaching the inn, he heads to his room. Once getting inside, he sees only Aqua sleeping in the bed. He was half expecting both Darkness and Megumin to be here as well. But it seems as though they went to wherever they usually spend the night instead.

'That's fine, it's not like they're required to sleep here anyways.' He looked at Aqua who was happily snoring. He yawned as the urge to do so creeped up on him, he enters the bed and gets under the blanket with her.

Wrapping his arms around her body, he enjoys the warmth that was emitting from her as he steadily lost himself to sleep.


The birds chirping in the morning were what woke Kazuma up, his eyes taking their time as they opened. He could feel Aqua's arms and legs were around him, hugging him like a body pillow. Not that he minded, the warm feeling of her soft body against his was something he liked and was definitely a nice way to start his morning.

"Look who's finally awake." That's when he sees the two ocean blue eyes gazing at him, looking at her smiling at him he's always reminded just how beautiful Aqua really is.

"Good morning." He mumbles out as he tries to drift off to sleep for a few more minutes.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't fall back to sleep, you need to tell me how it went with Luna!" He also was reminded how annoying she could be at times.

'Luna? Oh yeah, we did that last night.' He recalled, all those enticing memories had helped him wake up.

"Well, it went pretty good. She may have said that the other Guild staff might have been interested. But it seems like she's someone that would like to keep this… relationship going." Kazuma explained as he remembered that small detail she told him.

"But is she going to join our party? Is she?!" She asked excitedly.

"No, of course she's not! She's not even an adventurer. She's not someone who's fit for doing a quest." Explaining in surprise that's what she was even asking.

"Oh! That sucks, but I guess that makes sense… Still sucks." She mumbled to herself.

'Didn't think she would be so excited for a new member. We just got two.' As he thought of that, he was also thinking that it was about time they actually go do a proper quest with them.

"Speaking of her, let's get ready and head to the guild. I want to ask Luna if there's any good quest for us." He said as he pulled away from her embrace and starts to get ready for the day.

"Okay, I'm kind of hungry anyways. I wonder if Darkness and Megumin are there already." Aqua says as she starts fixing up her hair.

The Guild

The two reach the guild, and sure enough both Darkness and Megumin were there already.

"Morning you two." Kazuma greeted as both him and Aqua sat at the table they were on.

"K-K-Kazuma! Just what vile things did you do to Luna. I must know, and make sure not to only take out your frustrations on her. You can fix your uncontrollable libido on me-"

BONK

Darkness' was cut off as the back of her head was hit by Megumin's staff. Who by the way was blushing from the blondes sudden exclamation.

"Good morning Kazuma, Aqua." Trying to not look Kazuma in the eye.

'Why is she so embarrassed when we literally all slept with each other…'

Meanwhile Darkness was smiling as her breathing became heavy.

"Megumin… I didn't know you also had pent up frustrations. You may also take them out on me if you would lik-"

"No! Ah, we just started the day. How are you like this!" Megumin groaned as she held her head. Apparently she's been understanding just how erratic the blonde was.

"Hello, may I take your orders?" Emma had appeared, holding her notepad ready to write what they wanted.

"Oooh, Oooh. Me first!" Aqua said in a hurry as she asked what she wanted. The rest of the party said what they wanted soon after. As she wrote all their orders down, she stepped closer to where Kazuma sat.

"Sir, if you ever need some 'help' with the guild staff again. And Luna happens to be busy, we'll always be happy to serve~" Emma said in a soft voice before leaving to get their order.

Kazuma looked around and sure enough the other Guild Staff were giving him bedroom eyes.

'Luna wasn't kidding…'

"Kazuma! Kazuma!-"

"Not now, I just want to eat first." He cutted off Aqua who seemed happy at the prospect of him laying with even more women.

"Mmmng, I knew I joined the right party. Kazuma's lust knows no bounds!" Great, now Kazuma, like Megumin was holding his head as he groaned. Well he can't be too mad, after all it's not like this is a bad thing.

Megumin was strangely silent, though he just assumed it was her trying to put up with Darkness' antics. Aqua was shaking Kazuma back and forth, asking if he planned on doing it with the waitress'. However he was having none of it and stayed quite, staying firm on him wanting to eat first. While Darkness continued to be Darkness.

Eventually they received their food, Emma giving Kazuma an all too familiar stare as she walked away with an extra spring in her step.

Aqua looked at him teasingly. However before she could say anything, he grabbed a spoon full of food and shoved it in her mouth.

"Eat, didn't you say you were hungry." Kazuma said, thankfully that food he shoved in did remind her of that appetite she had and started scoffing down their breakfast.

"Kazuma, may you also force food down my-"

"No!"

Somehow the party finally managed to finish their breakfast.

"Let's go see what Luna has for us." Kazuma sat up as he said this, heading towards the reception area with his party following.

"Hey Luna." Seeing the blonde writing down some papers, she looks up when she hears someone calling her.

"Kazuma, it's good to see you again. How may I be of help to you today." Luna says as she puts down her pen.

'Wow, there's no trace of any teasing or anything. Guess Luna's trying to keep a professional front when she's working.' He noticed when he listened to her. However he also remembered how forward she was in front of everyone yesterday as well.

'Not like she tried to yesterday…'

"Luna, why won't you join our party! It'll be lot's of fun!" Aqua yelled as she pushed herself in front of Kazuma to talk to her.

"Pardon?" Luna had a confused expression when hearing her request.

"Just ignore her." Kazuma pushes Aqua away.

"Say, is there any good quest you have for us? The last quest we took was uneventful to say the least." Kazuma knows that if nothing happens it's generally a good thing since there was no life threatening danger and everyone stayed safe. It's not like he's asking to fight a high class demon, but he wants a little excitement that screams the isekai life!

"Sorry, but recently a Demon General has moved nearby. Causing a lot of the monsters or hostile wildlife to either become dormant or moved to a different location." Luna said in a saddened voice.

'A Demon General? Isn't it a little too early for an event like that to trigger?'

"Isn't a big shot like that coming over a big deal? How come I haven't heard of it till now?" Thinking that there would be a huge uproar if something like that came nearby.

"That's right, you haven't arrived till after the fact. Well just days before you came to Axel, the Demon King General had come to Axel. Declaring that he would do no harm to the city nor to the people, as long as we stay out his way. He declared himself as Beldia, and he appears to be a Dullahan." Luna explained to our young hero.

'A Dullahan?! And he seems to be taking a neutral stance… But is that something that we should be trusting just because he said so?'

"So people are just believing him? I didn't think people would be so… well cooperative." Kazuma asked, as he had trouble believing the situation.

"Axel is a city located far away from the Demon King's territory and where the war is taking place, hence why Axel is a relatively peaceful place. And also why it's considered the place for beginners regarding adventurers. So there's no one really equipped to go against him here." Luna said in a more solemn voice.

'Oh, so it's not that they're being cooperative. It's just that they really don't have a choice.' Kazuma thought negatively, here he was living the dream of sleeping with beautiful women. And then a dose of reality hit him out of nowhere. He hadn't realized something like this was occurring.

"Okay, thank you for all the help Luna." Kazuma said as he walked out the guild, with his party calling out to him and chasing after.

"Kazuma?! Aren't we going to be taking a quest, there's still some that we can pick out!" Megumin said.

He was a little concerned how some people were able to just live their everyday lives, and Megumin seemed to be able to see that.

"Are you worried about the Beldia guy? You don't need to worry about that, one hit with my Explosion and he's toast! So cheer up, there's no need to be so worried." She says as she puffed out her chest.

Even if he didn't think she should be taking the situation so lightly, her words did put a smile on his face.

"Yeah, maybe I'm just overthinking it. Let's go back and see what Quests we can take-"

"Kazuma, look! Here's a gryffon we could fight. Look how much Eris we could get!"

"Here's one we take, instead. Megumin could try her explosion while I hold it down!"

Aqua had come with a quest of fighting a gryffon, something he knew was way too early for them. However her eyes were only focusing on the reward. While Darkness had chosen a quest needing to exterminate something called the One-Shot Bear. And with her last part of what she said, it was easy to guess what she wanted.

Against both their wishes, Kazuma chose to do another frog kill quest.

Later that Evening

"I told you it wouldn't be that bad."

"Only because Megumin didn't cast Explosion right next to me like last time!"

Aqua and Kazuma were talking as they were walking in the city of Axel. The Toad quest went relatively well, who knew that Darkness was the perfect bait they needed all along. Not complaining about the many times she had gotten eaten. He did feel bad making Darkness carry Megumin back to her place, as Megumin was immbile and was lumped in the back of Darkness's slimy body from being swallowed so many times.

"All right, we're here." Kazuma walked into the store with Aqua following him.

"What's this place, you said we were going to- Ah! Why is she here!" Aqua asked before yelling once she saw Wiz standing behind the counter.

"Hello Kazuma, Hello Aq-Ah!" Wiz yelped as Aqua had thrown herself onto the counter, grabbing onto Wiz robe as she shook the Lich back and forth.

"What's a Lich like you doing here?!"

"T-This is my store, please stop Aqua!" WIz cried out as Aqua kept shaking her.

Kazuma comes over and gives a light Karate chop on top of Aqua's head.

"Stop it will you! She's not doing anything wrong!"

"B-But Kazuma, she's a Lich!"

"I'm aware, but she's not hurting anyone. Plus it's her who sold me the potions to make sure I'm not a dad during my teens." Kazuma says, trying to defend Wiz.

"Sorry about her Wiz."

"No, it's fine. You don't have to apologize." She said, though she was happy that he was defending her.

"So what brings you to my shop?" Wiz asked, hoping that she had whatever Kazuma needed.

"Well I was wondering if you sell any Mana potions. I have a party member that uses Explosion, but it depletes all her Mana. So after one spell she can't move anymore and was hoping I could fix that." It didn't even need to be enough for her to cast another one, just enough for her to walk on her own would be fine enough.

"I do have a potion that can restore mana…"

"That's great! How much does those cos-"

"But a side effect is rendering the user unconscious as it helps make the body focus on recovering mana at a quicker rate."

"..."

"..."

"On second thought, maybe I'll pass on that."

"Wait, you're an adventurer class right? I could teach you a skill that can prove useful!" She said in a pleading voice, wanting to prove useful to him.

"A skill?"

"Yes, Drain Touch. It allows the user to take mana from one person and also transfer mana to another. The only requirement is a physical contact for it to activate." She explained, hoping that this would be to his liking.

"That sounds amazing-'

"No! Absolutely not! I'm not allowing you to learn a skill from an Undead! Kazuma, just listen to what you're agreeing to!" Aqua cut him off, not liking the idea of him learning a skill from a Lich.

"I know exactly what I'm agreeing to. This can help Megumin not be in possible danger after she casts Explosion."

"I can just heal her, you don't have to-"

"Are you willing to let Megumin get hurt? Just because of your dislike for Wiz?" That had made Aqua grow silent, unsure of how to respond to that retort.

Wiz did feel bad, she hadn't intended for the two of them to get into an argument because of what she had proposed.

"Hmph, fine. I don't like it but I'm only allowing it for Megumin's sake." Aqua said with a pout.

Kazuma sighed.

"It's not just for Megumin, this is something that can help me or just the party out in general." Turning to Wiz who stayed out of their bickering.

"Sorry about that, but if you're still willing I'd be happy to learn Drain Touch."

"Of course, may I see your hand. I'm just going to drain a little of your mana."

Kazuma raised his hand to her, and she gently grabbed it.

"Alright, I'll begin." With that, a purple light shimmered from her hand as she began to drain some mana from Kazuma.

However a surprise came to Wiz as soon as she did. Her body jolted, as she felt a heat growing deep in her loins. All of a sudden her entire being grew extremely sensitive as she felt her knees growing weak. Rubbing her thighs together, she let go of Kazuma's hand. Trying her absolute best to keep her composure.

"Th-That should have done it…"

"Yeah, I do feel a little more tired after that." He takes out his card and sure enough, Drain Touch was available to be learned.

Aqua had been uncharacteristically quiet as she was looking at what had occurred, Kazuma may have not understood what happened but it seemed like it didn't go past the Goddess of Water. Looking at Wiz who was doing her best to look calm and collected, Aqua had a mischievous smile.

"Thank you Wiz! How much do I owe you?" Kazuma pulled out his coin pouch ready for her to name her price.

"Think nothing of it-" Wiz had stopped as she heard the ringing of the front door opening as an old man walked in.

"Excuse me, is Wiz-san here?"


The next few moments went by in a daze for Wiz. Apparently the old man had wanted to request Wiz to exorcize a Mansion that's been haunted. No matter how many times it got exorcized, the spirits would keep coming back.

She happened to be in a predicament as her body was going through something she had trouble keeping down. Thankfully Kazuma and Aqua had accepted the quest on her behalf, and with that they left. As soon as they walked out the door, Wiz closed the shop and went to the backroom and laid on her bed.

Her hands started roaming and touching her body as she felt as if she was on fire.

'What's happening to me?' Wiz couldn't help but think, she never felt like this before. This had only happened when she drained some of Kazuma's mana. She's drained many people's mana before but none had left her in a state like this.

'Kazuma…' Her hand went venturing between her thick thighs as the other hand started grabbing her breast. Her body was yearning to be touched, however no matter how much she did it wasn't enough.

It seemed as if there was only one person who could satisfy what her body was craving for, hearts appearing in her eyes as she moaned out his name.

"Kazuma~"

Author's Notes

Tryson- Welp, I already made him learn skills lol. But I'm happy that you're liking the plot. I hope that you're also enjoying the "plot" hehe.

lastapril123- I try my best, thank you!

LuxKamizugi- I can't say I'm familiar with the name "Fantastic Days", is it a game?

12450ogmdm- Why of course he's gonna have a threesome with the Crimson girls! As for yuri? TBD.

PhoenixDragon90- I need to think of a copypasta for your review honestly.

Touhoufanatic- Impossible, if you're an MC in anime you have to have your Dense stat raised to the max.

.378199- Mine is not the best Konosuba fic lol. Go read "God's Blessing on this Love Potion!" by AberrantScript. Now THAT'S a smut fic! And I'm doing well, actually the reason I've been MIA is because I've just been enjoying life. But I'm trying to get back to writing again.

Maho.T- I do want to try adjusting their speech patterns to more how they are in canon, as for attitude and personality. I don't know if I could improve on that to be honest but I'll try to be better.

elkenn- That's a fair thought for how long I've been afk

14- Await no longer!

Hey everyone! It's been a while hasn't it. At least their reason for me being gone for so long wasn't anything bad like someone in my family being hospitalized or being sick, overworked, or losing my job. I've actually had a lot of free time during the summer and was just hanging out with my friends. Like a lot. There would be days where I wondered if I should start writing the chapters, but a friend would hit me up if I wanted to hang out. And well… let's just say I didn't choose to write. So umm, sorry about that.

However I've been wanting to get back recently so here I am! As an apology, I do plan on having some steamy one shots that I plan on posting in the next couple of weeks. These ideas have been roaming my head for a while now so it's about time I write them anyways.

Finally, I've been wanting to write the Luna smut for so long, and it's just the first of many! I also started to begin having fun with Chris, I hadn't planned to at first. But when writing it I just felt like I could do something with it.

So I made it so Beldia was already nearby Axel instead of afterwards, originally he had come over to investigate the mysterious light which was Aqua being transported here. I think.

But I have something else in mind, hope you'll look forward to that.

And more importantly, Wiz. Her getting stucked by intense arousal after taking some of Kazuma's mana was definitely not what I had planned. But it literally came to me like in the last second. I'm really happy with it, hope you enjoyed that last little bit of the chapter and also hope it got you excited for what's about to come!

If you ever want to talk to me and some others about this fic, whether just some thoughts, questions or ect. I have a discord you can join!

Also if you like my fic's and feel like supporting me I'll have something set up in my discord where you can donate. There's no exclusive benefit in doing so mind you! Just if you want to help me out is all :)

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