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Lava- *hugs Yami* I wuv you Yami

Yami-*twitches* what's this fan fiction about anyway?

Lava- *eyes glint evilly* you'll see!

Yami- But I can't get hurt right coz you 'wuv me' remember.. *he says quickly, his eyes darting around at the other yu-gi-oh characters who shrug*

Tea- But that's not fair! You can't give Yami special treatment!

Lava- Why not? *She blasts Tea with the amazing power of writing and turns her into a marshmallow and stamps on it* HA! How's friendship gonna get you out of this one? Anyone else want fairness? *They all look around* I thought not! Now on with the fan fiction!

---In the Card Shop--- Joey- We haven't done anything fun in ages.. I'm almost about to play pokemon cards, I'll do it! *He reaches into his pockets*

Yugi- JOEY!! NOOOOOO!! *He dives at Joey knocking him over*

Joey- Erm. Yug, what is it that you have against pokemon cards?

Yugi- *shrugs* I just thought it was dramatic. but you're right we need something to do..

Yami- *who was lurking in a shadow* I know what we should do

*Everyone turns to look at Yami, except Mai who looks away. Tristen turns around to look at Mai*

Tristen- What's with Mai?

Yami- She's just mad that I stuffed her in a closet when she came round the house dressed like a slut..

Joey- But she always dresses like a slut.

*Minutes later you see them again, Joey now has a large bruise on his cheek*

Yami- That's why she's mad at me.

Yugi- So what's this great game you've got for us Yami?

Yami- *He raises his eyebrows evilly* Tag.

*Everyone does an anime fall*

Mai- But that's for little kids..

*Joey and Tristen look at each other*

Tristen and Joey- TAG!! Yay! We're gonna play tag! We're gonna play tag!

*They join hands to make a circle and dance around. Tea raises an eyebrow*

Yami- So it's settled.

Mai- *sarcastically* Oh huroo, we're going to play tag. *she looked at Yami, raising her eyebrows* Or am I dressed too much like a slut again?

Yami- Yes you are. *He goes behind the counter and grabs a pair of trousers* Put these on!

Mai- *glares at Yami but when she sees that he's not joking she holds them up* but. but. they're ORANGE!!

Yami- Groovy aren't they! I wear them when I go out clubbing!

Yugi- Since when do you go clubbing?

Yami- Well I WOULD wear them if someone let me go clubbing! *He glares at Yugi*

Yugi- Not until you're twenty-one!

Yami- So put 'em on!

*Mai reluctantly puts them on over her skirt and looks at them in a mirror*

Mai- They look pretty good!

*Everyone snorts and looks away, trying not to make eye contact*

Joey- ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT ALREADY!! LET'S PLAY TAG!!!

Yami- *Smiles evilly again.* Yes, lets. *He laughs evilly and runs out of the door, this hands raised above his head*

Yugi- I can't help but think he's up to something.

Tea- Nah!

*They all run outside*

Tristen- So who's it?

Joey- Pick me! PICK MEEEE!!!!

Yami- I'm going to be it! I'll give you two minutes to get away!

Everyone- Okay!

*They all run off*

Yami- Now, to put my evil plan into motion! *He strikes and evil looking pose* MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*Bakura walks up behind him, stares at him for a second and puts on the same pose*

Bakura- MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yami- What are you doing Bakura?

Bakura- I dunno? Laughing menacingly.

Yami- Do you know what I'm laughing at?

Bakura- Evil plan?

Yami- Evil plan!

Bakura- EVIL PLAN!!!

*They both run inside still laughing evilly*

Yami- Why am I letting Bakura help me with my evil plan?

Lava- Because I think it'd be an interesting twist to the plot.

Bakura- And I needed a part.

Lava- That too.

Mai- Yami. Thanks for the cool trousers!

Yami *blushes* Anything in the name of ra!

Lava-*She glares at Mai and looks at her watch* Look at the time, must go eat that big bag 'o sugar that's just hanging around the kitchen. YOU SHALL NO LONGER TAUNT ME O CASTER ONE! Come one Yami!

Yami- But.. *stares at Mai*

Lava- *Drags Yami away* Oh yeah! REVIEW!!