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Lava- Here's the next chapter of YAMI'S EVIL PLOT!!!

Bakura- I thought it was mine too!

Lava- No Yami made the plan, so he gets the credit.

Bakura- That's not fair!

Lava- Yes it is!

Bakura- No it's not!

Lava- Yes it is! *She narrows her eyes and pulls out a pen*

Bakura- What's that? A pen?!? Man you're weird!

Lava- I AM NOT WEIRD!!!! *Points the pen at him and he turns into a pig with Bakura's hair.* MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yugi- Did you just turn Bakura into a pig?

Lava- *eyes shift around* No.

Yugi- Okay!

Lava- Now on with the fan fiction! By the way, I shall be picking one random reviewer to be a guest star in a chapter of the fan fiction, so review and it could be you! Hey, that rhymes! *says it over and over as she walks away*

Bakura- Oink?

---Joey and Tristen are still lying unconscious in the street. A figure with his hood up walks past, looks at them for a second and runs over to them. He gets out a big brown bag and puts it over to them.

Later you see the same figure dragging the bag down the street. The figure's laughing in a sinister way.

---Yugi's still stroking Mr. Fwuffles, who is now getting really annoyed.

Yugi- And then when I was five, my mother wouldn't hug me..Oh mom, why didn't you love me?!? WHY!!!

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* IF YOU DON'T GET OFF ME SOON, I'M GONNA SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND THEN LEAVE YOU IN A GUTTER!!!! *saying* Meow.

Yugi- Oh Mr. Fwuffles! You're so understanding!

---Mai sits in the café with Darien. Both of them have a large ring of chocolate round their mouths. They're both acting very drowsily.

Mai- So what happens if your girlfriend comes and realizes we ate her ice- cream.

Darien- And twelve more after that. She'll be really pissed. *both of their eyes roll back and they collapse onto the floor. Everyone stares at them for a second, but go back to talking and ignoring them.*

---Back in the dark room at the back of the card shop.

Yami and Bakura- MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grampa comes in and turns on the light. Yami and Bakura run and hide behind a desk*

Yami +Bakura- Hissssssssss

*Grampa turns off the light*

Yami+Bakura- MWHAHAHAHA!!!!

*light on*

Yami+Bakura- Hissssssssssss

*Light off*

Yami+Bakura- MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*ECT..*

---Mr. Fwuffles' is getting a little annoyed at Yugi now. (Seeming as there are quite a few 'bad words' in this part, they will all be replaced by the magical word edibility)

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* YOU PIECE OF EDIBILITY!!!! GET THE EDIBILITY OFF ME YOU EDIBILITY!!!!! YOU DESERVE TO GO TO AN EDIBILITY MENTAL HOUSE YOU EDIBILITY, EDIBILITY, EDIBILITY, EDIBILITY EDIBILITY!!!!!! *saying* Mew

Yugi- I wuv you Mr. Fwuffles! *Strokes his skin harder*

---A shadowed figure is running up a hill with a big bag slung over his shoulder. He is laughing evilly.

---After about 30 minutes more of switching on and off the light, Grampa left Bakura and Yami to their evil scheming.

Yami- *looks at watch* I think it's time to put our plan into motion!

Bakura- You know, you never explained the plan to me, we've just been doing a lot of laughing..

Yami- You'll pick it up as you go along. By the way, where's Ryou? *A muffled noise comes from the closet in the room. Yami walks opens it and a tied up Ryou falls out. Yami stares at Bakura, his eyebrows raised.* Really Bakura.

Bakura- *looks around* Erm. I wasn't me? *grasshopper noise* You'll never catch me! *gets out a smoke-bomb and throws it* MWHAHAHAHA!!! *The smoke goes away. Bakura starts coughing violently* Allergic- to- smoke.

Yami- Why are you so mean to Ryou anyway?

Bakura- *looks around thinking* It's probably his shitty, really, really fake English accent.

Yami- Good point *shoves Ryou back in the closet* Now on with the plan! MWHAHAHA!!

Bakura- Not again..

---You see the hooded figure again. This time he's dragging the bag into a HUGE mansion.

Figure- *singing* reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher, reach. la, la, la! *He walks through the door, but the bag gets stuck. He gets a crowbar and pulls the bag through.* Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more than just friends... Oh baby.

*The house is very dark, but it seems the people who live here have very weird living habits.you can tell this by the fact all the furniture is made from pink fluffy material! The figure takes down his hood revealing.*

Seto- MWHAHAHA!! My evil plan is working!

Mokuba- What are you doing big brother?

Seto- *looks around shiftily* Erm. I'm. There's a piece of cheese in the kitchen, bet I can beat you to it!

Mokuba- CHEESE!! *Runs into the kitchen*

Seto- *He shudders and strokes something in his pocket* Soon, so very soon. *He drags the bag upstairs*

---Mai and Darien are still unconscious in the café. Someone wearing a bunny costume walks in. The person grabs Mai and Darien, throws them over their shoulder and runs away.

Lava- *takes out a remote control and presses pause. You see a giant TV screen and the bunny costumed person, Mai and Darien freeze.* That'll do for this chapter.

Bakura- Oink?

Yugi- Are you sure that's not Bakura?

Lava- Perfectly sure.

Seto- Yay! I was in the fan fiction and I have another evil plan!! Haroo!

Lava- Sorry to break it to you, but it's not that evil.

Seto- *takes out the thing from his pocket, which turns out to be a knife and strokes it* Soon, so very soon.

Lava- *looks worriedly at Seto and presses a button on the remote.*

*Seto raises his eyebrows cheekily at Joey and does a grin. Joey screams*

Joey- MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!

*Lava presses a few buttons. Seto puts his arm around Joey*

Joey- HELP ME!!!

Lava- Wrong button. *presses another*

*Seto is suddenly wearing a tu-tu, doing ballet*

Ryou- *shudders* That's not better. *looks at Seto again* Not better at all!

*Lava presses another button. Hot Chocolate's Sexy Thing comes on and Seto starts striping*

Yami- It burns! IT BURNS!!!

*Lava presses another button and Seto suddenly has Ryou hair and is wearing the same thing as Ryou*

Seto- *In a fake English accent* Oh this outfit is absolutely spiffing, now I must go play a spot of crocket!

Lava- Near enough!

Ryou- He's mocking me! *tugs on Lava's sleeve* Make him stop!

Lava- Don't forgot, review and you have a chance of being in this excellent fan fiction!

*Everyone snorts*

Seto- I do conclude that this fan fiction is not 'excellent'

*Lava glares at him*

Seto- *quickly* It is spiffing. Ta-ta, must go.. *runs away*