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Lava- *blinks* I can't think of anything to say.*blinks*

Joey- I can! *dances around* KAIBA SUCKS, KAIBA SUCKS, KAIBA SUCKS!!!!

Lava- *blinks* Well that was. nice.

Seto- If you can not think of anything splendid to say, I shall aid you with this breathtakingly good saying. JOEY STINKS, JOEY STINKS, JOEY STINKS!!!

Lava- That wasn't like Ryou at all!

Seto- Fine. Joey whiff is bad, Joey's whiff is bad, Joey's whiff is bad. *Seto slouches off into a corner*

Tea- Can't you change him back?

Lava- No!

Tea- Why not?

Lava- Because I say so!

Tea- *whispers* that's not a very good reason.

Lava- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Tea- Nothing

Lava- *Gets out the remote and presses a button. Tea turns into a bunny*

Tea- Hey! You picked on me before!

Lava- *shrugs* I just find you extra annoying and fun to provoke!

Joey and Tristen- We've decided that we want some romance for us!

Lava- You want romance, I'll give you romance.. MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Bakura- Oink?

---In the ally way, Yugi's basically squeezing the life out of poor Mr. Fwuffles.

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* YOU FREAK OF NATURE! IF YOU DON'T GET OFF ME, I'LL, I'LL. *His eyes glint evilly. Saying* meow.

Yugi- And that's all the people I've beaten in duel monsters *He puts back a huge sheet of paper.* Now onto all the people I've ever met in my life. *He takes out an even longer sheet of paper*

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinking* THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!! *saying* meow, mew, meow, mew, meow, mew! *A bunch of red eyes appear in the shadows*

---Back at the Kaiba mansion, Joey and Tristen are now hanging from the walls by chains in a dark, damp, dungeon-like room. Joey starts to come round.

Joey- I'm gonna murder you! *He tries to move his arms towards Tristen. He opens his eyes fully* Hey, where am I and why am I chained to a wall?

*Tristen wakes up*

Tristen- I know I've pretended to be your friend, but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really ha- Wait, where am I? Who am I? Wait I know that one, I'm, I'm. *thinks*

Joey- Who the fuck are you? *He points to Tristen*

Tristen- I dunno. Who the fuck are you?

Joey- No idea.

*The door swings open and Kaiba walks in.*

Kaiba- Do you like my little shindig girls?

Joey and Tristen- I'm a girl?

Kaiba- *blinks, not expecting this from them* Yes, you're girls. *He says sarcastically*

Joey- Wow, I'm a girl!

Tristen- Me too! *flutters his eyelashes at Kaiba* Am I a pretty girl?

Kaiba- *twitches* Yes, you're a very pretty girl. *He glares at Tristen and strokes his pocket* Soon, very soon.

Joey- How about me am I a pretty girl? *He flutters his eyebrows*

Kaiba- Yes?

Joey- *More fluttering of eyelashes* you think I'm pretty? Oh thank you. *He makes an action to flick his hair*

Kaiba- I- think- I'll- be- going- now. *He edges slowly towards the door, then runs*

---Back at the card shop's dark room. The lights are now turned on and Bakura's sitting on the desk, swinging his legs reading 'Porn Daily'. Suddenly a person in a bunny costume bursts in, causing Bakura to jump back and attempt to shove the porn a draw.

Bakura- AHHH!! A giant bunny, just like my nightmare! Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me!

*The person in the bunny costume takes off the head revealing Yami. He drops Mai and Darien.*

Yami- You have a giant bunny in your dream? *Bakura blushes*

Bakura- Why are you in a bunny costume anyway?

Yami- I said I was getting an outfit so no-one would recognise me.

Bakura- And you picked this one because.

Yami- I though it looked cute.

*Anime fall*

Bakura- So who did you kidnap first? *He rubs his hands together and walks over to Mai and Darien* Mai. *he nods* I suppose you had to start somewhere. And a weird guy. Why did you kidnap him?

Yami- I thought we could do some torturing!

Bakura- Why can't we torture Mai?

*Yami dives over to Mai*

Yami- NOOO!!!!

Bakura- Then why this guy? *He stares at Darien then Mai then Darien then Mai then Yami* Oh I see.

Yami- *blushing* See what? I can't see anything.

Bakura- Oh whatever it's not important, I suppose we could use someone to torture. *He starts tying them up and shoves them both in the closet with Ryou*

Lava- I'm done with this chapter!

Yugi- *hugs Mr. Fwuffles* you're such a nice kitty!

Lava- And I have finally decided on Yami and Bakura's plan!

Yami- You didn't come up with our plan until now? This was meant to be all about MY PLAN!!

Lava- I had an idea at the start, now I've just expanded the idea.

Yami- REALLY? THAT'S NICE.NOT. YOU SUCK!

Lava- *clenches her fists* you don't mean it!

Yami- YES I DO, YOU REALLY SUCK!

Lava- *eyes water* Fine. fine then, I'll let you run the show. I'll just be over here..*runs away*

Mai- You know, Yami that was really cruel of you, never tell a female authoress she sucks, I'm surprised she didn't do the same as she did to Kaiba.

*Kaiba is sitting at a table drinking tea*

Kaiba- This tea is superb! *He puts up his thumb*

*Yami shudders*