Disclaimer- I own not anything, nothing, zero, zilch, Zippo, nil, absolutely nothing of Yu-gi-oh.

Lava- This is my next chapter of. wait I'm not meant to be doing this. *eyes water and she sits in a corner*

Yugi- I think you're meant to be doing it Yami.

Yami- Erm. This is a fan fiction and erm. it's about yu-gi-oh and. *blinks* hi *grasshopper noise* anyone want to say anything?

Yugi- No

Joey- No

Mai- Nope

Tristen- *shakes head*

Seto- I must deny.

Tea- Sorry no

Bakura- Oink

Ryou- I must decline.

Yami- I think we should start then.

---In the ally way, Yugi has a tighter grasp on Mr. Fwuffles than ever. Suddenly the red eyes appear again. The eyes disappear and several hundred ally cats appear. They start to creep up on Yugi.

Yugi- In the whole world, you must be the most friendly kitty-cat!

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* that's right foolish human, talk on with no cares in the world, but soon you shall be nothing more than kitty litter! MWHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *saying* purr!!

Yugi- Awww, you like me hugging you? Then I'll hug you tighter!

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* MWHAHAH-*chokes*

--- Back in the Kaiba mansion, Kaiba's sitting on the sofa, rocking back and forth. Mokuba walks in.

Mokuba- Big brother? What's wrong big brother?

*Kaiba looks around, there are big shadows under his eyes*

Kaiba- Joey and Tristen think they're girls. *twitches*

Mokuba- When did you meet Joey and Tristen?

Kaiba- They're locked up in the dungeon. I think that being bitten by that angry bunch of rattlesnakes that followed us on our way home may have made them stupid-err than they already are.

Mokuba- *angrily* you locked Joey and Tristen in the dungeon? *impressed* Cool! I'm gonna go down and see them! *Mokuba runs downstairs*

---In the card-shop, Yami and Bakura are sitting at a table playing cards. Yami is in his underwear and socks and Bakura has all his clothes on.

Bakura- *has a smug look on his face* Royal flush! I guess you're not the master of the games anymore! *Yami gets a very shocked look on his face* Take 'em off! *Yami takes off his socks* (A/n- Yami- I have a weird feeling Lava may be, being evil to me on purpose!) *Grampa walks in*

Grampa- AHHHH!!!

Yami- AHHHH!!!!

Bakura- Ha!

(Yami- yes, it's definitely not an accident...)

Grampa- *covers his eyes* I wanted to ask you if you knew where Yugi was?

Bakura- No, idea.

Grampa- Okay. *Runs out*

Yami- Can I have my clothes back? We need to do the next part of the plan.

Bakura- *walks back from the window* I think they may have mysteriously flown out of the window.

Yami- WHAT?

Bakura- I guess you'll have to wear the bunny costume again.

Yami- But I wanted to wear my normal clothes or at least a superman outfit!

*Later, Yami's back in the bunny costume, ready to go out the doors, when the phone rings. Yami answers it.*

Yami- Hello?

Kaiba- *from other side of the phone-line* Hello, this is Seto Kaiba speaking.

Yami- Kaiba?

Kaiba- If you ever want to see your friends again, you'll have to come to my mansion!

Yami- Friends? Which friends? I have a lot of friends so you'll have to be specific. I mean you'd never believe how many friends I have.

Kaiba- *getting jealous* Joey and Tristen. I'll let you speak to them for a second.

Joey- Hello. I have no idea who you are, but if you're a cute guy, come over here and join the party.

Tristen- Yeah, we'll have a wild time! *High pitched giggling*

Kaiba- There you go, they want you to come round.

Yami- What have you done to them?

*The phone line goes dead*

Yami- That monster Kaiba's kidnapped Joey and Tristen!

Bakura- Oh shit. they were our next targets! We'd better go and get them.

Yami- But, they seem to be acting. strangely.

Bakura- They're always strange!

Yami- Not like this!

Bakura- *shrugs* Come one!

Yami- But I'm still wearing-

Bakura- *drags Yami*

Lava- *is still sitting in the corner*

Yami- Man! You are being so annoying Lava! I'm sorry I'm said you sucked, I didn't mean it, you're very good at writing.

Lava- *sniff* really?

Yami- Yes really.

Lava- Aww, thank you Yami. *quickly handcuffs herself to him*

Yami- What the?

Lava- This is so you don't lock yourself in that closet with Mai, like I know you were planning to.

Yami- How did you know?

Lava- I know everything! MWHAHAHA!!!

*Everyone turns around and stares worriedly at Lava*

Mai- Or I just told her that you were giving me weird looks, then staring at the closet.

Lava- Or it might have been that.

Everyone- Phew. (Except Bakura who said the obvious 'Oink' and Kaiba who said 'Golly Gosh Gee Wiz, that's lucky!')

Lava- But I do know that Tea's got an eating disorder, Yami has a fear of pointy objects, Bakura has a obsession with pointy objects, Kaiba wears girl's underwear, Mai has a secret crush on Austin Powers, Tristen looks at naked pictures of men, Yugi's only that short because he ate seventy cans of rotten mush when he was a kid and Ryou's mother was a piece of cheese.

Ryou- Phew.

Lava- And he's not really English.

Ryou- NOOOO!!!!!

Joey- Ha! You don't know anything about me, you don't know anything about me!

Lava- Actually I was just getting out my list of weird things I know about Joey. *She gets it out and it's about a mile long* Number 1. When he was 12, Joey dyed his hair green and asked people to call him Snazzy Bazzy Bo, Bo. Number 2. When Joey was 7 he owned all four blue eyes white dragons, which he traded for a mouldy cookie. Number thr-

Joey- MAKE IT STOP!!!

Yugi- Just how many of them are there? *Looks at sheet* twenty million and five? That's a bit obsessive.

Lava- It's a hobby. I actually have a rather long list about Pegasus, he frolics about in a tutu a bit too much for my liking. *shudders*

*Everyone stares at Joey who is now wearing a snake costume and wiggling around*

Joey- I'm a snake, hissssyy hiss hiss hissy! I'm a snake!

Lava- Twenty million and six. *She writes it down*