Disclaimer- I own not anything, nothing, zero, zilch, Zippo, nil,
absolutely nothing of Yu-gi-oh.
Lava- This is my next chapter of. wait I'm not meant to be doing this. *eyes water and she sits in a corner*
Yugi- I think you're meant to be doing it Yami.
Yami- Erm. This is a fan fiction and erm. it's about yu-gi-oh and. *blinks* hi *grasshopper noise* anyone want to say anything?
Yugi- No
Joey- No
Mai- Nope
Tristen- *shakes head*
Seto- I must deny.
Tea- Sorry no
Bakura- Oink
Ryou- I must decline.
Yami- I think we should start then.
---In the ally way, Yugi has a tighter grasp on Mr. Fwuffles than ever. Suddenly the red eyes appear again. The eyes disappear and several hundred ally cats appear. They start to creep up on Yugi.
Yugi- In the whole world, you must be the most friendly kitty-cat!
Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* that's right foolish human, talk on with no cares in the world, but soon you shall be nothing more than kitty litter! MWHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *saying* purr!!
Yugi- Awww, you like me hugging you? Then I'll hug you tighter!
Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* MWHAHAH-*chokes*
--- Back in the Kaiba mansion, Kaiba's sitting on the sofa, rocking back and forth. Mokuba walks in.
Mokuba- Big brother? What's wrong big brother?
*Kaiba looks around, there are big shadows under his eyes*
Kaiba- Joey and Tristen think they're girls. *twitches*
Mokuba- When did you meet Joey and Tristen?
Kaiba- They're locked up in the dungeon. I think that being bitten by that angry bunch of rattlesnakes that followed us on our way home may have made them stupid-err than they already are.
Mokuba- *angrily* you locked Joey and Tristen in the dungeon? *impressed* Cool! I'm gonna go down and see them! *Mokuba runs downstairs*
---In the card-shop, Yami and Bakura are sitting at a table playing cards. Yami is in his underwear and socks and Bakura has all his clothes on.
Bakura- *has a smug look on his face* Royal flush! I guess you're not the master of the games anymore! *Yami gets a very shocked look on his face* Take 'em off! *Yami takes off his socks* (A/n- Yami- I have a weird feeling Lava may be, being evil to me on purpose!) *Grampa walks in*
Grampa- AHHHH!!!
Yami- AHHHH!!!!
Bakura- Ha!
(Yami- yes, it's definitely not an accident...)
Grampa- *covers his eyes* I wanted to ask you if you knew where Yugi was?
Bakura- No, idea.
Grampa- Okay. *Runs out*
Yami- Can I have my clothes back? We need to do the next part of the plan.
Bakura- *walks back from the window* I think they may have mysteriously flown out of the window.
Yami- WHAT?
Bakura- I guess you'll have to wear the bunny costume again.
Yami- But I wanted to wear my normal clothes or at least a superman outfit!
*Later, Yami's back in the bunny costume, ready to go out the doors, when the phone rings. Yami answers it.*
Yami- Hello?
Kaiba- *from other side of the phone-line* Hello, this is Seto Kaiba speaking.
Yami- Kaiba?
Kaiba- If you ever want to see your friends again, you'll have to come to my mansion!
Yami- Friends? Which friends? I have a lot of friends so you'll have to be specific. I mean you'd never believe how many friends I have.
Kaiba- *getting jealous* Joey and Tristen. I'll let you speak to them for a second.
Joey- Hello. I have no idea who you are, but if you're a cute guy, come over here and join the party.
Tristen- Yeah, we'll have a wild time! *High pitched giggling*
Kaiba- There you go, they want you to come round.
Yami- What have you done to them?
*The phone line goes dead*
Yami- That monster Kaiba's kidnapped Joey and Tristen!
Bakura- Oh shit. they were our next targets! We'd better go and get them.
Yami- But, they seem to be acting. strangely.
Bakura- They're always strange!
Yami- Not like this!
Bakura- *shrugs* Come one!
Yami- But I'm still wearing-
Bakura- *drags Yami*
Lava- *is still sitting in the corner*
Yami- Man! You are being so annoying Lava! I'm sorry I'm said you sucked, I didn't mean it, you're very good at writing.
Lava- *sniff* really?
Yami- Yes really.
Lava- Aww, thank you Yami. *quickly handcuffs herself to him*
Yami- What the?
Lava- This is so you don't lock yourself in that closet with Mai, like I know you were planning to.
Yami- How did you know?
Lava- I know everything! MWHAHAHA!!!
*Everyone turns around and stares worriedly at Lava*
Mai- Or I just told her that you were giving me weird looks, then staring at the closet.
Lava- Or it might have been that.
Everyone- Phew. (Except Bakura who said the obvious 'Oink' and Kaiba who said 'Golly Gosh Gee Wiz, that's lucky!')
Lava- But I do know that Tea's got an eating disorder, Yami has a fear of pointy objects, Bakura has a obsession with pointy objects, Kaiba wears girl's underwear, Mai has a secret crush on Austin Powers, Tristen looks at naked pictures of men, Yugi's only that short because he ate seventy cans of rotten mush when he was a kid and Ryou's mother was a piece of cheese.
Ryou- Phew.
Lava- And he's not really English.
Ryou- NOOOO!!!!!
Joey- Ha! You don't know anything about me, you don't know anything about me!
Lava- Actually I was just getting out my list of weird things I know about Joey. *She gets it out and it's about a mile long* Number 1. When he was 12, Joey dyed his hair green and asked people to call him Snazzy Bazzy Bo, Bo. Number 2. When Joey was 7 he owned all four blue eyes white dragons, which he traded for a mouldy cookie. Number thr-
Joey- MAKE IT STOP!!!
Yugi- Just how many of them are there? *Looks at sheet* twenty million and five? That's a bit obsessive.
Lava- It's a hobby. I actually have a rather long list about Pegasus, he frolics about in a tutu a bit too much for my liking. *shudders*
*Everyone stares at Joey who is now wearing a snake costume and wiggling around*
Joey- I'm a snake, hissssyy hiss hiss hissy! I'm a snake!
Lava- Twenty million and six. *She writes it down*
Lava- This is my next chapter of. wait I'm not meant to be doing this. *eyes water and she sits in a corner*
Yugi- I think you're meant to be doing it Yami.
Yami- Erm. This is a fan fiction and erm. it's about yu-gi-oh and. *blinks* hi *grasshopper noise* anyone want to say anything?
Yugi- No
Joey- No
Mai- Nope
Tristen- *shakes head*
Seto- I must deny.
Tea- Sorry no
Bakura- Oink
Ryou- I must decline.
Yami- I think we should start then.
---In the ally way, Yugi has a tighter grasp on Mr. Fwuffles than ever. Suddenly the red eyes appear again. The eyes disappear and several hundred ally cats appear. They start to creep up on Yugi.
Yugi- In the whole world, you must be the most friendly kitty-cat!
Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* that's right foolish human, talk on with no cares in the world, but soon you shall be nothing more than kitty litter! MWHAHHAHAHAHA!!! *saying* purr!!
Yugi- Awww, you like me hugging you? Then I'll hug you tighter!
Mr. Fwuffles- *thinks* MWHAHAH-*chokes*
--- Back in the Kaiba mansion, Kaiba's sitting on the sofa, rocking back and forth. Mokuba walks in.
Mokuba- Big brother? What's wrong big brother?
*Kaiba looks around, there are big shadows under his eyes*
Kaiba- Joey and Tristen think they're girls. *twitches*
Mokuba- When did you meet Joey and Tristen?
Kaiba- They're locked up in the dungeon. I think that being bitten by that angry bunch of rattlesnakes that followed us on our way home may have made them stupid-err than they already are.
Mokuba- *angrily* you locked Joey and Tristen in the dungeon? *impressed* Cool! I'm gonna go down and see them! *Mokuba runs downstairs*
---In the card-shop, Yami and Bakura are sitting at a table playing cards. Yami is in his underwear and socks and Bakura has all his clothes on.
Bakura- *has a smug look on his face* Royal flush! I guess you're not the master of the games anymore! *Yami gets a very shocked look on his face* Take 'em off! *Yami takes off his socks* (A/n- Yami- I have a weird feeling Lava may be, being evil to me on purpose!) *Grampa walks in*
Grampa- AHHHH!!!
Yami- AHHHH!!!!
Bakura- Ha!
(Yami- yes, it's definitely not an accident...)
Grampa- *covers his eyes* I wanted to ask you if you knew where Yugi was?
Bakura- No, idea.
Grampa- Okay. *Runs out*
Yami- Can I have my clothes back? We need to do the next part of the plan.
Bakura- *walks back from the window* I think they may have mysteriously flown out of the window.
Yami- WHAT?
Bakura- I guess you'll have to wear the bunny costume again.
Yami- But I wanted to wear my normal clothes or at least a superman outfit!
*Later, Yami's back in the bunny costume, ready to go out the doors, when the phone rings. Yami answers it.*
Yami- Hello?
Kaiba- *from other side of the phone-line* Hello, this is Seto Kaiba speaking.
Yami- Kaiba?
Kaiba- If you ever want to see your friends again, you'll have to come to my mansion!
Yami- Friends? Which friends? I have a lot of friends so you'll have to be specific. I mean you'd never believe how many friends I have.
Kaiba- *getting jealous* Joey and Tristen. I'll let you speak to them for a second.
Joey- Hello. I have no idea who you are, but if you're a cute guy, come over here and join the party.
Tristen- Yeah, we'll have a wild time! *High pitched giggling*
Kaiba- There you go, they want you to come round.
Yami- What have you done to them?
*The phone line goes dead*
Yami- That monster Kaiba's kidnapped Joey and Tristen!
Bakura- Oh shit. they were our next targets! We'd better go and get them.
Yami- But, they seem to be acting. strangely.
Bakura- They're always strange!
Yami- Not like this!
Bakura- *shrugs* Come one!
Yami- But I'm still wearing-
Bakura- *drags Yami*
Lava- *is still sitting in the corner*
Yami- Man! You are being so annoying Lava! I'm sorry I'm said you sucked, I didn't mean it, you're very good at writing.
Lava- *sniff* really?
Yami- Yes really.
Lava- Aww, thank you Yami. *quickly handcuffs herself to him*
Yami- What the?
Lava- This is so you don't lock yourself in that closet with Mai, like I know you were planning to.
Yami- How did you know?
Lava- I know everything! MWHAHAHA!!!
*Everyone turns around and stares worriedly at Lava*
Mai- Or I just told her that you were giving me weird looks, then staring at the closet.
Lava- Or it might have been that.
Everyone- Phew. (Except Bakura who said the obvious 'Oink' and Kaiba who said 'Golly Gosh Gee Wiz, that's lucky!')
Lava- But I do know that Tea's got an eating disorder, Yami has a fear of pointy objects, Bakura has a obsession with pointy objects, Kaiba wears girl's underwear, Mai has a secret crush on Austin Powers, Tristen looks at naked pictures of men, Yugi's only that short because he ate seventy cans of rotten mush when he was a kid and Ryou's mother was a piece of cheese.
Ryou- Phew.
Lava- And he's not really English.
Ryou- NOOOO!!!!!
Joey- Ha! You don't know anything about me, you don't know anything about me!
Lava- Actually I was just getting out my list of weird things I know about Joey. *She gets it out and it's about a mile long* Number 1. When he was 12, Joey dyed his hair green and asked people to call him Snazzy Bazzy Bo, Bo. Number 2. When Joey was 7 he owned all four blue eyes white dragons, which he traded for a mouldy cookie. Number thr-
Joey- MAKE IT STOP!!!
Yugi- Just how many of them are there? *Looks at sheet* twenty million and five? That's a bit obsessive.
Lava- It's a hobby. I actually have a rather long list about Pegasus, he frolics about in a tutu a bit too much for my liking. *shudders*
*Everyone stares at Joey who is now wearing a snake costume and wiggling around*
Joey- I'm a snake, hissssyy hiss hiss hissy! I'm a snake!
Lava- Twenty million and six. *She writes it down*
