Disclaimer- *Yami's voice* For the love o' Ra! How many times have we told you! Lava doesn't own Yu-gi-oh!

Lava- *Still handcuffed to Yami* I'd like to welcome you the next chapter of Yami's evil plot!

Seto- Can't we name it Seto's evil plot instead, because I've been pondering on the fact that I have an evil plot also.

Lava- No you already have an evil plot in my other fan fiction!

Seto- But everyone just adores me!

Lava- Do not!

Seto- Do to!

Lava- Do not! Hey! That's not very Ryou like!

Seto- Very well then, Yami's evil plot it is.

--- At the Kaiba mansion, Seto's locked himself in the bathroom, refusing to come out until Joey and Tristen act normal again and Mokuba, Joey and Tristen. well you'll see.

Mokuba- It was so kind of you to do my hair! *has a pink ribbon in his hair* And make me look all pretty Joey and Tristen! *has make-up and a pink dress on*

Joey- It was the least we could do when you kindly accepted us into your loving home. *wearing pink dress and pink ribbon in his hair too* And call me Betty.

Tristen- Call me Belle. *wearing pink dress and pink ribbon* Now we'll look all pretty for when the boys come round!

Mokuba, Batty- I mean Betty and Belle- *Squeals and run upstairs*

---Bakura's still dragging Yami up the hill to the Kaiba's mansion---

Bakura- Look, this could be a trap, so I recon you should go first.

Yami- *Sarcastically* Yeah, I'm really going to just walk in there when it could be a trap.

Bakura- Then it's settled!

Yami- *grumbles and rings the doorbell*

*Kaiba answers it instantly*

Kaiba- Good, you're here, now take your little friends and go! Now! Please leave! And take Joey and Tristen, before anyone sees me with you!

*Yami and Bakura walk in*

Yami- Where are they?

*High pitched giggling from upstairs*

Bakura- Oh now I get it! *nudges Seto* You've got a hot date round and you don't want us to spoil it!

Kaiba- No-

Yami- No need to deny it! We just want to meet the un- I mean lucky lady who gets to date you!

*More high pitched giggling. Bakura and Yami walk up the stairs, Seto walking nervously behind them. They turn look round the corner and realize it's coming from Mokuba's room*

Yami- Tut tut! You're not meant to have your hot dates in your little brother's room. *Slowly opens the door*

---In the street, Yugi's still cutting off Mr. Fwuffles breathing and the cats are still creeping up on Yugi.

Mr. Fwuffles- *thinking* Soon. Soon, I shall have this midget where I want him. *saying* m-e-o-w..*twitching*

*The cats finally reach Yugi, one of them taps Yugi on the back*

Yugi- *Turns around.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Mr. Fwuffles- *jumps from his arms. Saying* Works every time! Now get him to our secret lair!

*The cats drag Yugi off*

---Mai and Darien are finally coming round in the closet---

Mai- Where am I?

Darien- Wha?

Mai- Looks like a closet.

Darien- Wha?

Mai- I should probably think of someway of getting out.

Darien- Wha?

Ryou- *mumbles, because he's got a gag on*

Darien- Wha?

Mai- Ryou? *blinks* Why are we all stuffed in a closet? *takes off his gag*

Lava- Okies. I know it's short, but I can't be bothered to write more.

Yami- Why not?

Lava- Because I happen to be writing three other new ways of torturing you and your friends.

Seto- Jolly good. No wait, that's bad.

Lava- *evil grin* So please review and. *holds up a sign that says- 'WATCH THIS SPACE!!!!!!!!'*

Bakura- Why? I mean Oink.

Lava- Because I'm writing three other- Oh SHUT UP! *high fives Yami*