The mall was crammed with people, which was odd, but Emilee and Anna didn't care because they knew the soul purpose of them being there was to show Legolas his destiny! Ah!

They'd discussed it while Legolas was passed out and Emilee was kicking him: They'd take him to see Lord of the Rings, which was playing back to back in the theatre for ten strait hours!!! (remember people, this is a fantasy land where all three LotR have already come out)

Yess!!

But first…they had to potty…

"Alright…I'll go, and you say out here and watch Legs." Anna said as they stood outside the bathroom.

Emilee looked to be doing a sort of tribal Indian dance, "Why do you get to go first!?"

"Cause I have to pee more bad!"

"No way! I do!!" Emilee shot back, then out of the blue she turned to Legolas and stopped dancing, "Hey…do elves pee?"

Anna took this chance, though she really wanted to hear the answer, to dart into the bathroom.

"If by 'pee' you mean…" Legolas started

But Emilee had just realized that Anna left, "Uh! No fair!" She yelled and darted after her into the bathroom.

And about seven minutes (they knew it was seven minutes because they'd just checked their watches) later Emilee and Anna ran out of the bathroom.

And of course, Legolas had vanished.

Ana looked at Emilee murderously, "You LEFT HIM OUT HERE BY HIMSELF!?"

"Hey! Don't blame this on me! You were sneaky and left and stuff." Emilee yelled back.

"ANNA! EMILEE! HEY!" A familiar voice yelled.

Emilee and Anna turned furiously to run into one of their friends, Sarah.

Sarah frowned, a bit of her excitement draining away, "What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, we just came out of the bathroom." Emilee mumbled.

"…alright…" Sarah replied with and uneasy smile.

There was an odd silence as Sarah watched Emilee and Anna glare at each other.

Until another person skidded up behind them. "Sarah! I heard him cough!"

Emilee and Anna turned their puzzled looked to Laura, the newcomer. She had run up to them from the room with the 'family restrooms' in them.

Authorses Note: Yes, family restrooms. Are these as odd, alarming and unnecessary to you as they are to us? I mean, do families really want to go to the loo together? Is that a family activity that people really engage in? We actually have family restrooms in our mall. Odd? Yes. Unnecessary? Yes. But I digress.

They could see a crowd of people they knew, oddly enough only girls, crowded around the door to the Family Bathroom. Some were listening with their faces pressed up against the door, some had cameras out and most were just shoving others out of their way to get closer to the door.

"What? What's going on?" Anna asked, frowning.

Sarah grinned giddily, "You won't believe this…we just saw Orlando Bloom playing with the pay phone, so we went up to talk to him and he ran into the bathroom!!!"

This time Emilee fell over.

But she was laughing.

Anna kicked her, "Emilee!!" She hissed.

"They chased Legolas into the...the…the…community potties!!" Emilee managed between hysterical fits of laughter.

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