It's Time.to S-S-S-Sleepover?

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. (Oops, I forgot to put that in the Prologue)

Author's Note: Sorry, these first couple of chapters are boring, but they're necessary. The story won't make sense otherwise (but does that really matter? hehehe..). I know the plot's moving really slow, so i'll try to hurry things up a bit more.

Chapter One: What Sleepover?

The much-awaited hour of 6:00 had finally arrived, and everyone was standing on the sidewalk in front of Kaiba's house. Everyone had a couple bags with them, or in Mai's and Tea's case, a couple suitcases.

Joey: *with his mouth full* "So who's gonna ring the doorbell?"

Yami: "Okay, on the count of three, say 'Not me.' One, two..three! NOT ME!"

Yugi: "NOT ME!"

Bakura: "NOT ME!"

Ryou: "NOT ME!"

Mai: "NOT ME!"

Tea: "NOT ME!"

Serenity: "NOT ME!"

Tristan: "NOT ME!"

Joey: "Glommph mmrph..Man, this pizza's good!

*sweatdrop*

Uhh..why's everyone starin' at me?"

Yami: *smiles* "Go ring the doorbell, Joey!"

Joey: "What? No way! Knowing Kaiba, I'll probably get 'lectrocuted!"

Just then, Bakura's Millenium Ring started glowing ominously.

Bakura: "What were you saying again?'

Joey: *sweatdrop* "I mean, no way I'll let Bakura do it instead of me!"

*Gulps and approaches door warily*

Slowly, Joey extended his finger toward the button. He was about to press it when all of sudden, he grabbed Bakura's wrist and jammed his finger on the doorbell.

Bakura: "What the..?!"

Joey: "Eheh heh heh..Sorry 'bout that, buddy."

They hear footsteps coming to the door and a few seconds later, the sound of at least five locks being unbolted. After that, a computerized voice says,"Please state password."

Kaiba: *whispers something indistinctly*

Computer: "Password not received. Please try again."

Kaiba: *mumbles a little louder*

Computer: "Password not received. Please try again."

Kaiba: "BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, YOU PIECE OF SHI.."

On the other side of the door, everyone gives each other sly looks. ^_~

*Beep beep!* The door opens and Kaiba is revealed looking pissed in the doorway.

Kaiba: *_* "What the hell are all you people doing here?!"

Yugi: "Well, we--"

Kaiba: *sees all the suitcases and bags* "You bums! Too poor to pay your rent? Well, you're not staying here!"

Tea: *interrupting* "Hey, what's with all the security, Kaiba?"

Kaiba: *sweatdrop* "Eh..heh..I've gotten a bit paranoid ever since the Duel Monster's Tournament, if you know what I mean."

Mokuba: *arriving and tugging at Kaiba's sleeve* "Big brother! I have to tell you something!"

Kaiba: "Not now, Mokuba. I have to drive these hobos away."

Mokuba: "But it's really important! There's a strange limo pulling up right there! Oh look! It has a bunny on the flag! And letters! It says..Pe-pe- pe.."

Kaiba: "Sound it out, Mokuba."

Mokuba: "Pe-pe-pegeesus!"

Kaiba: "Good try, but it's actually Pegasus. PEGASUS?!! AAAAH!"

*tries to run inside house but collapses under the weight of a dozen suitcases thrown at him from Yugi & Co.*

Everyone had a mad scramble to get inside, and a few seconds later, Kaiba was locking the door.

*click..click..click..click..click..*

Computer: "Please state password."

Kaiba: "Crap, not this again.."

*mumbles incoherently, trying not to let everyone else hear the password*

Computer: "Password not received. Please try again."

Kaiba: *clenches fists and grits teeth, getting ready to yell*

Joey: *innocently* "I'll try!"

Kaiba: "You don't even know the passw-"

Joey: *clearly* Blue Eyes White Dragon."

Kaiba: o_o?

Computer: "Password accepted. Facility secured in 5..4..3..2..1.."

*Boom*

The door flew OPEN and Pegasus's shining face appeared, spreading gayness throughout the room.

Everyone: O_O "Pegasus!! AAAHH!!"

Pegasus: "Thaaaat's right, my young friends! It is I, Maximillion Pegasus! Da-da-daaaaah!

*looks hurt at expression on their faces*

What, aren't I cool enough to join your partay?"

Kaiba: "Ah..um..we need to think about that for a minute. Let's go into the um, kitchen. You stay right here where you are, Pegasus. Okay? Good..hehe..we'll be back in a minute."

Pegasus: *Claps hands* "Oh goody. I get to be in their club!"

*starts doing the moonwalk, trying to act "with it"*

"I'm cool, I'm hip.."

*Knocks over a lamp*

AHH! Phooey!"

Everyone: O_O "Let's go!"

In the kitchen..

Kaiba: "Alright, what the hell is going on here?! There'd better be a good reason why Pegasus is in my house, or someone won't be able to feel their ass for a month!"

Mai: "Actually, I still can't feel my butt from all those Botox injections!"

Everyone: O_O

Tea: "What are you asking us for, Kaiba? You're the one that invited us here in the first place, and now you're trying to blame this on us?!"

Yami: O_o "I see what's going on here now..Pegasus set us up!!"

All: *gasp* "No!"

Joey: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Yami: "I didn't know that you'd be that upset!"

Joey: *Bent over fridge*

"No, all Kaiba has is health food!"

Kaiba: "Heh heh.. "

Ryou: "May I remind everyone that PEGASUS IS STILL IN THE HOUSE?!"

Joey: "Oh yeah. I know what we can do. Heheh, and it's a good plan, too."

Author's Note: Uh-oh..trapped in a house with Pegasus can't be good..how're they gonna get rid of him? and what's Joey's plan? Find out in the next chapter, coming up soon! Thanks to all my reviewers, a grand total of 5 so far!! haha..and they are: liseydoll, yamachan*is my*man, a person who leaves a blank, Amiasha, and LOLZ!LMAO . Tell all your friends! Only YOU can make this the story of the millenium! Muahahha..kidding. Just review, okay?