Authors' Blab: Wow, long time no update eh? Well here you go, its CHAPTER FIVE! WOO! Hehe. We'll try to write another tonight, but we've got to write in Once In A Thousand Years and Alas! Another Overdone, Yet Still Hilarious LOTR Parody. WOO OOO! Go us. –Howard & Porta, AKA: Emilee & Anna
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Emilee and Anna were at the bathroom door in a split second.
Alright, so maybe in about ninety seconds. A single split second would have been asking quite a bit from the girls.
Don't look at me like that! What do you expect?! Emilee was on the floor and Anna was kicking her, it would have been physically impossible to be across the room to the door of the Family Restrooms in a split second.
A split second is like from now to now! Now to now! Now-now! Ah! Now!
But I digress.
…but they had to push through a gaggle of fangirls to get there.
"Move! Hey no pushing! I was here first and I refuse to move! I'm Orlando's biggest fan! He was born in Canterbury, England in 1977 at 3:39 in the morning!"
Amidst the crowds Emilee and Anna looked at each other. There was only one person they knew who could spit out that much information about Orlando Bloom off the top of her head.
"Megan." Emilee and Anna said together.
Then they frowned at each other. It wasn't every day they looked at each other and said the same thing all movie like. Woah.
Megan was the ultimate Orlando Bloom fan and had the look to prove it. Emilee and Anna would never understand the sheer irony that on this particular day Megan just happened to be wearing her Orlando Bloom t-shirt with a photo of Orlando's face stamped on it, her I heart Orlie bag, button, bandana, necklace, earrings, nail polish, jeans, sneakers, socks (and not to anyone's knowledge but Megan's own, underwear) which surprisingly enough, made her look like the BIGGEST BLOODY FANGIRL EVER!
Megan was a good friend of Emilee and Anna.
Emilee tugged on Megan's Orlando Bloom hoodie. "Hey Bloom-master-"
But she must have pulled a little too hard because Megan flopped on the ground. Luckily Anna was growling at the surrounding fangirls, so they were backing off as Megan jumped up and assumed a creepy martial arts pose.
"KARATE!"
"Woah there Silver…" Emilee laughed, "What are ya doing pal? What is Orlando Bloom in there or something?"
Megan was just about to respond, but Emilee held up a finger, "Meggie, hang on a tick okay?" she whipped around and tugged Anna off of some poor unsuspecting fangirl who was getting a bit too close to the door. "Anna! Down."
Turning back around Emilee smiled sweetly to Megan, "You were saying?" she nudged Anna with her foot, and Anna took the hint.
So, according to Emilee and Anna's carefully thought out plan, Anna took in a huge deep breath and screamed at the top of her lungs, "OH MY GOD, IT'S ELIJAH WOOD!!!" She pointed, "OVER THERE!"
A resounding whoosh rang out throughout the mall as every girl in hearing distance turned to where Anna pointed. Unfortunately, there was a young man wearing a beanie standing around where Anna pointed, and all the fangirls stampeded towards him.
Taking this advantage, Emilee and Anna, quite proud of themselves, turned towards the door and strode proudly toward it, Emilee pulled on the knob. "Drat. It's locked."
Emilee frowned, stroking her chin. "How are we going to get in there? Legolas probably doesn't even know how to unlock it…well if he locked it then he probably knows how to unlock it. But you never know with those elves…I mean, look at Elrond…"
As Emilee was going on and on Anna walked over and turned the knob, opening the door. She smirked and pulled Emilee in.
Legolas looked…interesting. He still had on the beanie and Nike's, and was sitting on the toilet with his head in his hands and his elbows on his knees.
He looked furious. "What was that?!"
Emilee and Anna jumped as Legolas yelled at them, then they sort of backed away, "Er…well…ehm…er…" They stammered.
"I have a good question!" Emilee said cheerfully, "Why are you here Lego?"
Legolas frowned, "Why are you changing the subject?"
"Subject? What subject?" Emilee said innocently, nudging Anna as she saw drool hit the floor from her area.
Sighing, Legolas caught a glance in the mirror and pulled off the beanie. "Well…it all started when…"
