It's Time..to S-S-S-Sleepover?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. Aww shoot..
Author's Note: Just for clarification, quotation marks " " are for dialogue, obviously, and these ' ' are for thought.
Chapter Two: Bye, Pegasus!
Ryou: "So what's your plan, Joey? Better make it quick 'cause I think I hear him coming!"
Joey: O_o "I say we lock him in the wine cellar. That'll keep him busy for a while. Heheh..Wait, you do have wine cellar, don't you, Kaiba?"
Kaiba: "Uhh..for our sake I really hope so.."
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tea: *yelling* "Do you or don't you?! Hurry up and decide!!"
Kaiba:"Jeez, calm down. It's right there!"
*Points at a door with a sign saying SUPER HAPPY FUN COOL PLACE*
Yugi: "Um.. Kaiba, that's not a wine cellar."
Kaiba: "No, you dork! Look under the sign!"
Yugi *reading under sign*
"WINE CELLAR..oh. Why would you call your wine cellar a Super Happy Fun Cool place?"
Kaiba: "Eeh..that's a good question, Yugi. And the answer is..- oh look! It's a..a..coffee mug!!"
Everyone: *looks*
"Ooh..coffee mug.."
Ryou: "Why do I always have to remind you that PEGASUS IS STILL FREE?!"
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Joey: "Okay then, what're we waiting for? Let's go shoot..uh I mean, lock him up!"
Kaiba: "Wait a minute, locking him in a cellar isn't getting rid of him."
*thinks for a moment*
"Actually, I haven't fumigated that place since..I can't remember - hey, wait for me!"
*running after everyone else*
Back in the living room..
Yami: "Uh..hi Pegasus. We uh..decided that -"
Pegasus: "Yeees, Yami-boy?"
*leans closer to Yami*
Yami: *backing away and shuddering*
"Ackpth! I can't do it, Joey!"
Joey: *Glaring at Yami and muttering under his breath*
"..wimp..Yeah, Pegasus, um, we decided that you were um..cool enough to join our party.."
'Aww man.. I can't believe I actually said that!'
Pegasus: *clapping his hands and jumping up and down*
"Oh goody! Wheeeee! So what're we gonna do first? Are we gonna get joggy with it? What's up, canine?"
Everyone: O_o *no comment*
Tea: *under her breath*
"Joggy? Canine?! What a weirdo.. "
Mai: "Um..yeah, that's right. But first you have to help us get the drinks. Go into the wine cellar and get us a couple bottles, will you?"
Pegasus: "Aren't you people a little underage to be drinking? Oh, pish tosh, any party with wine is good enough for me! Why, I was drinking when I was half your age!"
*flashback to Pegasus's childhood*
Pegasus's Dad: "Drink up, son!"
Pegasus: "What's this, daddy?"
Pegasus's Dad: *half drunk*
"Uh...It's uh..red water..uhh..it's fruit juice!"
Pegasus: "Ooo! Fruit juice! I want some!"
*Grabs cup and downs it in one go*
"Ooo..I feel a little funny.. but I want more!!"
*End flashback*
Pegasus skips (skips!) to the door labeled *HAPPY FUN SUPER COOL PLACE*
Pegasus: "What a coinky-dink! I named my wine cellar -actually, more of a ten-story warehouse- the exact same thing!"
Kaiba: *sweatdrop*
"I..I..was planning on getting the name changed soon."
Bakura: "Just go already! We want to get rid of y- I mean we want to get drunk..heheh.."
Pegasus: "Okey-dokey, Baka-boy! I know exactly how you feel!"
*winks at Bakura*
Bakura: O_o "Eep.."
Finally, they see Pegasus going (actually, skipping) down the steps. Everyone, especially Yami, distinctly hears him say, "Oh, this is sooo much fun!"**
Yami: *lies twitching on the floor*
"Eep..more bad memories.."
Yugi: "Oh man, not again..Somebody get his pills!"
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan both jumped at the wine cellar door. They slammed it shut, locked it, and stuck a chair under the knob for good measure. Although, none of them were actually that sure that Pegasus wouldn't get out.. *cue scary music*
Joey: *Brushing off hands*
"And that's that. Heheh, bye, Pegasus!"
Serenity: "Are you sure this is okay? I mean, we are locking him in a dark place without any food or anything. Shouldn't we let him out?"
Everyone: *looks at each other and blinks*
"Nahhh."
Serenity: "I don't know why I even asked!"
Bakura: *slyly*
"Now that's settled, I guess we'll just be going now. Bye, Kaiba..and good luck..heheh.."
Kaiba: "Like hell you will! You're not leaving me alone with that psycho in my house!"
Mai: "But you won't be alone. You'll have Mokuba."
Kaiba: "Oh yeah. But that's not the point! Hey, where is Mokuba anyway?"
Everyone: *looking around for Mokuba*
Yami: *has recovered by now*
"Oh shit..are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Joey: *looking at Tristan*
"Did we-"
Tristan: *looking at Joey*
"Uh-oh.."
Kaiba: "You locked my brother in the wine cellar?! With PEGASUS?!?!"
Ryou: *Covering his face with his hands*
"Oh no..it's dark in there, too.."
Kaiba: *Now has a frenzied look on his face*
"Mokuba! Where the hell are you?!"
*Mokuba's head pops out from behind a couch*
Mokuba: "Hiya, big brother! Wanna play?"
Kaiba: "Oh my - Mokuba! Don't scare me like that! Do you know how bad it would've been if you were stuck with a drunk Pegasus in a dark wine cellar?"
Mokuba: *wide-eyed*
"Stop it! Now you're scaring me!"
*Bottom lip starts quivering*
Kaiba: *hands him a lollipop*
"Go over to your friend's house and spend the night there tonight. We have to figure out how to get rid of that gay - I mean, queer- Pegasus and it'll be safer for you not to be here."
Mokuba: "Yeah, I know what gay means. My teacher says I'm a gay little boy -"
Kaiba: O_O? "What the..?!"
Mokuba: "- 'cause I'm always happy!"
*Mokuba goes off with a servant while snickering under his breath*
Mokuba: "..i really do know what it means..teehee.."
Kaiba: *sighs and turns around*
During all this, everyone else was inching toward the door. They were almost there.... until Kaiba turned around and caught Bakura reaching for the doorknob..
Kaiba: "I thought I told you guys to STAY HERE! You guys dragged me into this mess, now you're gonna help get me out! If any of you try sneaking out again.."
*Pulls out a club and starts thwacking it against his open palm*
Everyone except Bakura: *sweatdrop*
"Hehehe.."
Bakura: "Oh yeah? You think you can threaten me?! Do you know who I am?! I'm the King of Games - no wait, that's Yugi. I'm..I'm the King of Threatening! No one can out-threaten me!"
*Pulls out a bigger club and does the same thing Kaiba's doing*
Kaiba: *glare*
Bakura: *glare*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Ten minutes later....
Bakura: *glare*
Kaiba: "Hold on for a sec -"
*pulls out a bottle of eyedrops and drops some into his eyes*
"Okay, now I'm ready."
*glares back at Bakura*
Bakura: *glares back*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Tea: "That's ENOUGH! You stupid boys, stop it!"
Bakura and Kaiba: *glare at Tea*
Tea: *glares back while pulling out her switchblade*
Bakura and Kaiba: O_O *stop glaring and thwacking*
Yami: "So, what are we going to do now?"
Joey: "We could always go eat."
Tea: "Not all of us have a bottomless pit for a stomach!"
Joey: "That's cause none of you people do the doctor-recommended gastrointestinal excercises that I do!"
Tristan: "When do you ever listen to a doctor, Mr. High Cholesterol?!"
Ryou: "And when did you start exercising?"
Joey: "I'll show you!"
*Pulls up shirt and starts sucking in his stomach over and over again*
Everyone: O_o "Aaaugh! Stop!"
Kaiba: *bored and disgusted*
"I don't know about you, but I have better things to do than watch Joey suck in his stomach. I'm outta here."
*turns and starts walking away*
*Everyone starts tiptoeing toward the door behind Kaiba's back*
Kaiba: *without turning around*
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Joey: *sneers and turns doorknob*
*ZAP*
"YOWZA!! What the hell?! I told you he was gonna electrocute me!"
Kaiba: "I have a very high-tech security system all around my house, so don't try anything."
They all watch him walk out of the room and out of their sight. All of a sudden..
"Aaaaaah!!"
Yugi: "Uh..Kaiba?"
**Another wonderful quote from Pegasus during his duel with Yami/Yugi!!
Author's Note: Yay! More reviews! Thanks so much, guys! Guys meaning: Yami&Yugislover, Tasha, Kiki Jones, WheelerChick, Bana the Random, Joshua, Chronolizzard, Drago, blue eyes silver dragon, and an anonymous reviewer who leaves a blank! Whoohoo! Reviews are awesome, so..yah. Keep R + R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. Aww shoot..
Author's Note: Just for clarification, quotation marks " " are for dialogue, obviously, and these ' ' are for thought.
Chapter Two: Bye, Pegasus!
Ryou: "So what's your plan, Joey? Better make it quick 'cause I think I hear him coming!"
Joey: O_o "I say we lock him in the wine cellar. That'll keep him busy for a while. Heheh..Wait, you do have wine cellar, don't you, Kaiba?"
Kaiba: "Uhh..for our sake I really hope so.."
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tea: *yelling* "Do you or don't you?! Hurry up and decide!!"
Kaiba:"Jeez, calm down. It's right there!"
*Points at a door with a sign saying SUPER HAPPY FUN COOL PLACE*
Yugi: "Um.. Kaiba, that's not a wine cellar."
Kaiba: "No, you dork! Look under the sign!"
Yugi *reading under sign*
"WINE CELLAR..oh. Why would you call your wine cellar a Super Happy Fun Cool place?"
Kaiba: "Eeh..that's a good question, Yugi. And the answer is..- oh look! It's a..a..coffee mug!!"
Everyone: *looks*
"Ooh..coffee mug.."
Ryou: "Why do I always have to remind you that PEGASUS IS STILL FREE?!"
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Joey: "Okay then, what're we waiting for? Let's go shoot..uh I mean, lock him up!"
Kaiba: "Wait a minute, locking him in a cellar isn't getting rid of him."
*thinks for a moment*
"Actually, I haven't fumigated that place since..I can't remember - hey, wait for me!"
*running after everyone else*
Back in the living room..
Yami: "Uh..hi Pegasus. We uh..decided that -"
Pegasus: "Yeees, Yami-boy?"
*leans closer to Yami*
Yami: *backing away and shuddering*
"Ackpth! I can't do it, Joey!"
Joey: *Glaring at Yami and muttering under his breath*
"..wimp..Yeah, Pegasus, um, we decided that you were um..cool enough to join our party.."
'Aww man.. I can't believe I actually said that!'
Pegasus: *clapping his hands and jumping up and down*
"Oh goody! Wheeeee! So what're we gonna do first? Are we gonna get joggy with it? What's up, canine?"
Everyone: O_o *no comment*
Tea: *under her breath*
"Joggy? Canine?! What a weirdo.. "
Mai: "Um..yeah, that's right. But first you have to help us get the drinks. Go into the wine cellar and get us a couple bottles, will you?"
Pegasus: "Aren't you people a little underage to be drinking? Oh, pish tosh, any party with wine is good enough for me! Why, I was drinking when I was half your age!"
*flashback to Pegasus's childhood*
Pegasus's Dad: "Drink up, son!"
Pegasus: "What's this, daddy?"
Pegasus's Dad: *half drunk*
"Uh...It's uh..red water..uhh..it's fruit juice!"
Pegasus: "Ooo! Fruit juice! I want some!"
*Grabs cup and downs it in one go*
"Ooo..I feel a little funny.. but I want more!!"
*End flashback*
Pegasus skips (skips!) to the door labeled *HAPPY FUN SUPER COOL PLACE*
Pegasus: "What a coinky-dink! I named my wine cellar -actually, more of a ten-story warehouse- the exact same thing!"
Kaiba: *sweatdrop*
"I..I..was planning on getting the name changed soon."
Bakura: "Just go already! We want to get rid of y- I mean we want to get drunk..heheh.."
Pegasus: "Okey-dokey, Baka-boy! I know exactly how you feel!"
*winks at Bakura*
Bakura: O_o "Eep.."
Finally, they see Pegasus going (actually, skipping) down the steps. Everyone, especially Yami, distinctly hears him say, "Oh, this is sooo much fun!"**
Yami: *lies twitching on the floor*
"Eep..more bad memories.."
Yugi: "Oh man, not again..Somebody get his pills!"
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan both jumped at the wine cellar door. They slammed it shut, locked it, and stuck a chair under the knob for good measure. Although, none of them were actually that sure that Pegasus wouldn't get out.. *cue scary music*
Joey: *Brushing off hands*
"And that's that. Heheh, bye, Pegasus!"
Serenity: "Are you sure this is okay? I mean, we are locking him in a dark place without any food or anything. Shouldn't we let him out?"
Everyone: *looks at each other and blinks*
"Nahhh."
Serenity: "I don't know why I even asked!"
Bakura: *slyly*
"Now that's settled, I guess we'll just be going now. Bye, Kaiba..and good luck..heheh.."
Kaiba: "Like hell you will! You're not leaving me alone with that psycho in my house!"
Mai: "But you won't be alone. You'll have Mokuba."
Kaiba: "Oh yeah. But that's not the point! Hey, where is Mokuba anyway?"
Everyone: *looking around for Mokuba*
Yami: *has recovered by now*
"Oh shit..are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Joey: *looking at Tristan*
"Did we-"
Tristan: *looking at Joey*
"Uh-oh.."
Kaiba: "You locked my brother in the wine cellar?! With PEGASUS?!?!"
Ryou: *Covering his face with his hands*
"Oh no..it's dark in there, too.."
Kaiba: *Now has a frenzied look on his face*
"Mokuba! Where the hell are you?!"
*Mokuba's head pops out from behind a couch*
Mokuba: "Hiya, big brother! Wanna play?"
Kaiba: "Oh my - Mokuba! Don't scare me like that! Do you know how bad it would've been if you were stuck with a drunk Pegasus in a dark wine cellar?"
Mokuba: *wide-eyed*
"Stop it! Now you're scaring me!"
*Bottom lip starts quivering*
Kaiba: *hands him a lollipop*
"Go over to your friend's house and spend the night there tonight. We have to figure out how to get rid of that gay - I mean, queer- Pegasus and it'll be safer for you not to be here."
Mokuba: "Yeah, I know what gay means. My teacher says I'm a gay little boy -"
Kaiba: O_O? "What the..?!"
Mokuba: "- 'cause I'm always happy!"
*Mokuba goes off with a servant while snickering under his breath*
Mokuba: "..i really do know what it means..teehee.."
Kaiba: *sighs and turns around*
During all this, everyone else was inching toward the door. They were almost there.... until Kaiba turned around and caught Bakura reaching for the doorknob..
Kaiba: "I thought I told you guys to STAY HERE! You guys dragged me into this mess, now you're gonna help get me out! If any of you try sneaking out again.."
*Pulls out a club and starts thwacking it against his open palm*
Everyone except Bakura: *sweatdrop*
"Hehehe.."
Bakura: "Oh yeah? You think you can threaten me?! Do you know who I am?! I'm the King of Games - no wait, that's Yugi. I'm..I'm the King of Threatening! No one can out-threaten me!"
*Pulls out a bigger club and does the same thing Kaiba's doing*
Kaiba: *glare*
Bakura: *glare*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Ten minutes later....
Bakura: *glare*
Kaiba: "Hold on for a sec -"
*pulls out a bottle of eyedrops and drops some into his eyes*
"Okay, now I'm ready."
*glares back at Bakura*
Bakura: *glares back*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Tea: "That's ENOUGH! You stupid boys, stop it!"
Bakura and Kaiba: *glare at Tea*
Tea: *glares back while pulling out her switchblade*
Bakura and Kaiba: O_O *stop glaring and thwacking*
Yami: "So, what are we going to do now?"
Joey: "We could always go eat."
Tea: "Not all of us have a bottomless pit for a stomach!"
Joey: "That's cause none of you people do the doctor-recommended gastrointestinal excercises that I do!"
Tristan: "When do you ever listen to a doctor, Mr. High Cholesterol?!"
Ryou: "And when did you start exercising?"
Joey: "I'll show you!"
*Pulls up shirt and starts sucking in his stomach over and over again*
Everyone: O_o "Aaaugh! Stop!"
Kaiba: *bored and disgusted*
"I don't know about you, but I have better things to do than watch Joey suck in his stomach. I'm outta here."
*turns and starts walking away*
*Everyone starts tiptoeing toward the door behind Kaiba's back*
Kaiba: *without turning around*
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Joey: *sneers and turns doorknob*
*ZAP*
"YOWZA!! What the hell?! I told you he was gonna electrocute me!"
Kaiba: "I have a very high-tech security system all around my house, so don't try anything."
They all watch him walk out of the room and out of their sight. All of a sudden..
"Aaaaaah!!"
Yugi: "Uh..Kaiba?"
**Another wonderful quote from Pegasus during his duel with Yami/Yugi!!
Author's Note: Yay! More reviews! Thanks so much, guys! Guys meaning: Yami&Yugislover, Tasha, Kiki Jones, WheelerChick, Bana the Random, Joshua, Chronolizzard, Drago, blue eyes silver dragon, and an anonymous reviewer who leaves a blank! Whoohoo! Reviews are awesome, so..yah. Keep R + R!
