It's Time..to S-S-S-Sleepover?

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. Aww shoot..

Author's Note: Just for clarification, quotation marks " " are for dialogue, obviously, and these ' ' are for thought.

Chapter Two: Bye, Pegasus!

Ryou: "So what's your plan, Joey? Better make it quick 'cause I think I hear him coming!"

Joey: O_o "I say we lock him in the wine cellar. That'll keep him busy for a while. Heheh..Wait, you do have wine cellar, don't you, Kaiba?"

Kaiba: "Uhh..for our sake I really hope so.."

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Tea: *yelling* "Do you or don't you?! Hurry up and decide!!"

Kaiba:"Jeez, calm down. It's right there!"

*Points at a door with a sign saying SUPER HAPPY FUN COOL PLACE*

Yugi: "Um.. Kaiba, that's not a wine cellar."

Kaiba: "No, you dork! Look under the sign!"

Yugi *reading under sign*

"WINE CELLAR..oh. Why would you call your wine cellar a Super Happy Fun Cool place?"

Kaiba: "Eeh..that's a good question, Yugi. And the answer is..- oh look! It's a..a..coffee mug!!"

Everyone: *looks*

"Ooh..coffee mug.."

Ryou: "Why do I always have to remind you that PEGASUS IS STILL FREE?!"

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Joey: "Okay then, what're we waiting for? Let's go shoot..uh I mean, lock him up!"

Kaiba: "Wait a minute, locking him in a cellar isn't getting rid of him."

*thinks for a moment*

"Actually, I haven't fumigated that place since..I can't remember - hey, wait for me!"

*running after everyone else*

Back in the living room..

Yami: "Uh..hi Pegasus. We uh..decided that -"

Pegasus: "Yeees, Yami-boy?"

*leans closer to Yami*

Yami: *backing away and shuddering*

"Ackpth! I can't do it, Joey!"

Joey: *Glaring at Yami and muttering under his breath*

"..wimp..Yeah, Pegasus, um, we decided that you were um..cool enough to join our party.."

'Aww man.. I can't believe I actually said that!'

Pegasus: *clapping his hands and jumping up and down*

"Oh goody! Wheeeee! So what're we gonna do first? Are we gonna get joggy with it? What's up, canine?"

Everyone: O_o *no comment*

Tea: *under her breath*

"Joggy? Canine?! What a weirdo.. "

Mai: "Um..yeah, that's right. But first you have to help us get the drinks. Go into the wine cellar and get us a couple bottles, will you?"

Pegasus: "Aren't you people a little underage to be drinking? Oh, pish tosh, any party with wine is good enough for me! Why, I was drinking when I was half your age!"

*flashback to Pegasus's childhood*

Pegasus's Dad: "Drink up, son!"

Pegasus: "What's this, daddy?"

Pegasus's Dad: *half drunk*

"Uh...It's uh..red water..uhh..it's fruit juice!"

Pegasus: "Ooo! Fruit juice! I want some!"

*Grabs cup and downs it in one go*

"Ooo..I feel a little funny.. but I want more!!"

*End flashback*

Pegasus skips (skips!) to the door labeled *HAPPY FUN SUPER COOL PLACE*

Pegasus: "What a coinky-dink! I named my wine cellar -actually, more of a ten-story warehouse- the exact same thing!"

Kaiba: *sweatdrop*

"I..I..was planning on getting the name changed soon."

Bakura: "Just go already! We want to get rid of y- I mean we want to get drunk..heheh.."

Pegasus: "Okey-dokey, Baka-boy! I know exactly how you feel!"

*winks at Bakura*

Bakura: O_o "Eep.."

Finally, they see Pegasus going (actually, skipping) down the steps. Everyone, especially Yami, distinctly hears him say, "Oh, this is sooo much fun!"**

Yami: *lies twitching on the floor*

"Eep..more bad memories.."

Yugi: "Oh man, not again..Somebody get his pills!"

Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan both jumped at the wine cellar door. They slammed it shut, locked it, and stuck a chair under the knob for good measure. Although, none of them were actually that sure that Pegasus wouldn't get out.. *cue scary music*

Joey: *Brushing off hands*

"And that's that. Heheh, bye, Pegasus!"

Serenity: "Are you sure this is okay? I mean, we are locking him in a dark place without any food or anything. Shouldn't we let him out?"

Everyone: *looks at each other and blinks*

"Nahhh."

Serenity: "I don't know why I even asked!"

Bakura: *slyly*

"Now that's settled, I guess we'll just be going now. Bye, Kaiba..and good luck..heheh.."

Kaiba: "Like hell you will! You're not leaving me alone with that psycho in my house!"

Mai: "But you won't be alone. You'll have Mokuba."

Kaiba: "Oh yeah. But that's not the point! Hey, where is Mokuba anyway?"

Everyone: *looking around for Mokuba*

Yami: *has recovered by now*

"Oh shit..are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Joey: *looking at Tristan*

"Did we-"

Tristan: *looking at Joey*

"Uh-oh.."

Kaiba: "You locked my brother in the wine cellar?! With PEGASUS?!?!"

Ryou: *Covering his face with his hands*

"Oh no..it's dark in there, too.."

Kaiba: *Now has a frenzied look on his face*

"Mokuba! Where the hell are you?!"

*Mokuba's head pops out from behind a couch*

Mokuba: "Hiya, big brother! Wanna play?"

Kaiba: "Oh my - Mokuba! Don't scare me like that! Do you know how bad it would've been if you were stuck with a drunk Pegasus in a dark wine cellar?"

Mokuba: *wide-eyed*

"Stop it! Now you're scaring me!"

*Bottom lip starts quivering*

Kaiba: *hands him a lollipop*

"Go over to your friend's house and spend the night there tonight. We have to figure out how to get rid of that gay - I mean, queer- Pegasus and it'll be safer for you not to be here."

Mokuba: "Yeah, I know what gay means. My teacher says I'm a gay little boy -"

Kaiba: O_O? "What the..?!"

Mokuba: "- 'cause I'm always happy!"

*Mokuba goes off with a servant while snickering under his breath*

Mokuba: "..i really do know what it means..teehee.."

Kaiba: *sighs and turns around*

During all this, everyone else was inching toward the door. They were almost there.... until Kaiba turned around and caught Bakura reaching for the doorknob..

Kaiba: "I thought I told you guys to STAY HERE! You guys dragged me into this mess, now you're gonna help get me out! If any of you try sneaking out again.."

*Pulls out a club and starts thwacking it against his open palm*

Everyone except Bakura: *sweatdrop*

"Hehehe.."

Bakura: "Oh yeah? You think you can threaten me?! Do you know who I am?! I'm the King of Games - no wait, that's Yugi. I'm..I'm the King of Threatening! No one can out-threaten me!"

*Pulls out a bigger club and does the same thing Kaiba's doing*

Kaiba: *glare*

Bakura: *glare*

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Ten minutes later....

Bakura: *glare*

Kaiba: "Hold on for a sec -"

*pulls out a bottle of eyedrops and drops some into his eyes*

"Okay, now I'm ready."

*glares back at Bakura*

Bakura: *glares back*

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Tea: "That's ENOUGH! You stupid boys, stop it!"

Bakura and Kaiba: *glare at Tea*

Tea: *glares back while pulling out her switchblade*

Bakura and Kaiba: O_O *stop glaring and thwacking*

Yami: "So, what are we going to do now?"

Joey: "We could always go eat."

Tea: "Not all of us have a bottomless pit for a stomach!"

Joey: "That's cause none of you people do the doctor-recommended gastrointestinal excercises that I do!"

Tristan: "When do you ever listen to a doctor, Mr. High Cholesterol?!"

Ryou: "And when did you start exercising?"

Joey: "I'll show you!"

*Pulls up shirt and starts sucking in his stomach over and over again*

Everyone: O_o "Aaaugh! Stop!"

Kaiba: *bored and disgusted*

"I don't know about you, but I have better things to do than watch Joey suck in his stomach. I'm outta here."

*turns and starts walking away*

*Everyone starts tiptoeing toward the door behind Kaiba's back*

Kaiba: *without turning around*

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Joey: *sneers and turns doorknob*

*ZAP*

"YOWZA!! What the hell?! I told you he was gonna electrocute me!"

Kaiba: "I have a very high-tech security system all around my house, so don't try anything."

They all watch him walk out of the room and out of their sight. All of a sudden..

"Aaaaaah!!"

Yugi: "Uh..Kaiba?"

**Another wonderful quote from Pegasus during his duel with Yami/Yugi!!

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