It's Time..to S-S-S-Sleepover?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. . Rar!
Author's Note: The plot's gonna thicken a whole lot in this chapter, and it's probably going to be one of the more creepier chapters, but...just read, okay? (And don't forget to review after!)
Chapter Three: What Happened to Kaiba?
Everyone glanced at each other. Questions raced through their minds. What happened to Kaiba? Was it Pegasus? What should they do? And what's for dinner?
Bakura: "Should we help him?"
Everyone stared at each other once again. Then they stared some more
...and some more...
and...some more.
Finally:
Ryou: "Shouldn't we go check on him now?"
Everyone stared at him.
Ryou: *sweatdrop*
Bakura: "I'm sick of all this staring! Let's just go!"
*he marches out of the room in the direction Kaiba went*
Tristan: "Guess that's settled."
And with that, he reached for the remote control and switched on the wide- screen. Wide-screen, meaning it took up half a wall.
"Whoa, Kaiba has 9000 channels and in 30 different languages!"
*All sit down and start watching tv*
Yugi: *while playing with his $500 Dark Magician shoelaces*
"I hate it when people waste their money on stupid unnecessary things like wide-screen tvs..."
Yami: *gives him a look*
Yugi: "Hey, these are valuable! They were autographed by the Dark Magician himself! I got them at the Dark Magician Fan Convention! I saw him sign it!"
Yami: "That was just an overweight guy in a costume, Yugi. By the way, he's also Santa Claus at Christmas."
Yugi: "I don't believe you! The Dark Magician would never lie to me like that! Oh yeah? For being so mean, I'm gonna tell them your secret!"
Yami: *sweatdrop* "...An-and what secret do you mean by that?"
Yugi: "You know the one...Yami likes to wear -"
Suddenly:
Bakura: "AAAH! HOLY mrph-"
Everyone: "Well, what is it? Go on, Yugi!"
Yami: *nervous* "Uh...hehe. Didn't you hear Bakura's scream? We have to go help him!"
*quickly gets up*
Yugi: "So anyways, Yami wears -"
Yami: *millenium puzzle starts glowing threateningly*
"I. Said. Let's Go."
Yugi: *really fast* "Yamiwearsdressesforteapartiesonsundays."
Yami: *extremely pissed off*
"I DO NOT! That was only because Yugi couldn't make it! And let's go already!"
Everyone: O_o
*follows Yami out into hallway*
In the hallway...
Joey: "Yeesh, this place really creeps me out. Why is it so dark in here?"
Tristan: "Yeah I know. Did Kaiba really have to put those axes on the wall?"
The hallway was an extreme change from the brightly lit living room. It was hard to see since the only light came from the dim candles mounted in brackets on the wall. The eerie effect was heightened by the candlelight reflecting off the axes and swords hung on the walls.
Yugi: "This hallway looks like it's straight out of a haunted house. Why is it here?"
Joey: "That doesn't matter as much as why there's a body over there."
All the girls plus Yugi: "EEK! Body?!"
All the guys minus Yugi: *disgusted*
They go over to where the body lay to inspect it more carefully. Or at least, as closely as they could in the near-darkness.
As far as they could see, the body was lying on its stomach, motionless. It looked pretty peaceful to them, but on closer inspection...
Yami: "Something's glinting on the back. It's a..."
*bends down*
"...KNIFE?!"
All except Joey: O_O
Joey: *skeptical*
"Yeah, right. Lemme see that. Get outta the way, Yami."
*Leans closer*
"Yaagh! It is a knife!"
Serenity: *from the distance of the entire hallway*
"Who is it, Joey? ...Joey?"
Tristan: "Let go of my arm, Joey. You're cutting off my circulation!"
Yami: "Let's see. Who wears a long trenchcoat, has brown hair, and goes by the name of KAIBA?!"
All: O_O "Kaiba?!"
Ryou: "Uh...guys? Where's my Yami?"
Mai: "Good question. Probably hiding in a closet somewhere waiting to knife the first person that opens the door."
Joey: O_o
*steps away from closet door next to him*
Ryou: *thoughtfully*
"Well...he was a tomb robber...and he did like to kill people..."
All: O_O (again!)
Tea: "So...what're we gonna do now?"
Joey: *slyly*
"I think we should go back to the nice, bright, happy kitchen."
*Everyone gives him a look*
Yugi: "Isn't it against the law not to report a dead body?"
Joey: "Who CARES? It's Kaiba we're talking about here."
Yami: "Hmm...I see your point."
Tea: "That's so mean! We should at least call the police."
Tristan: "No way. They might think that we did it."
All: *sweatdrop*
Serenity: "Really, what are we gonna do?"
By this time, everyone had congregated in the middle of the hall and had their backs turned to the corpse.
Five minutes later...
Tristan: "So it's decided then. Coke is definitely better than Pepsi."
Everyone: *whistling and trying not to look in the direction of where the body lay*
Yugi: "Yep...hehe."
Ryou: "Yup...hehe."
Tea: "Where's Joey?"
*everyone looking around*
Tristan: "Aah! Bakura got Joey too!"
Mai: "Okay now I think it's time to get out of here."
*everyone running like heck out of the hall*
In the living room...
*crash*
*bang*
Ryou: "Do you hear those sounds coming from the kitchen?"
Yugi: "Um..nope! Don't hear a thing! Hehe..."
Ryou: *as if he hadn't heard him*
"Sounds like someone's being hit with a blunt object. Possibly a crowbar or a wrench to the anterior spinal region."
Yami: O_o "How do you know?!"
Ryou: "You forget I have Bakura for a Yami."
Everyone: "Ohhh yeah..."
Tristan: "Noooo! Joey!!"
*Runs toward kitchen but slips on a puddle of crimson*
*stares at ground*
"It's too late! Joey's dead!"
*chomp*
*grrmph*
"Huh?! Bakura's eating Joey alive!"
During this, Tristan was on the floor practically crying, but the rest of the group had pushed past him and gone into the kitchen. Suddenly...
Yami: "Eaten alive, huh, Tristan?"
*while pushing a very much alive Joey towards him*
Tristan: "It's a ghost! Eek!"
Joey: *with his mouth full*
"Hi, Tristan."
Tristan: "But...your blood's right there!"
Joey: "Oh yeah, I guess I should've cleaned up the punch..."
Tristan: *embarrassed*
"What?! Stop staring at me like that, guys!"
Joey: "Aww, didja miss me?"
Tristan: "Whatcha talking 'bout? I knew you were in there the whole time. I was just uh...testing to see if they knew that. Yeah, that's right...testing them."
*Everyone rolls their eyes*
Tristan: *sweatdrop*
Ryou: "It's always up to me, isn't it. There's still a DEAD BODY in the hallway, and my bloodthirsty Yami's still walking around!!"
Yugi: "Ah, don't worry, I've got my millenium puzzle to protect us."
*looks down*
O_o
"It's gone! WHERE'S MY PUZZLE?!"
*Joey and Tristan are playing catch with it*
"Grr...STOP IT! GIMME IT BACK!"
Joey: "Okay, We'll give it back if you can get it!"
*holds it up above Yugi's head*
Yugi: *jumping up and trying to get it*
"Eerngh! I can't reach it!"
Tristan: *now has the Millenium Puzzle*
"We heard your grandpa say that you have some strange disease that makes you grow shorter as you get older. Heheh."
Yugi: "No, I'm just vertically challenged! GIVE IT!"
Joey: *now has the Millenium Puzzle*
"Oh, you mean you're short!"
*throws it to Tristan*
Yugi: *looks at Yami pleadingly*
Yami: *standing there with his arms crossed, amused*
Yugi: "I'm warning you! Don't make me go into tantrum mode!"
Joey & Tristan: *Stop tossing Millenium Puzzle around*
"Tantrum mode? What's that?"
Yami: "Trust me, you don't wanna know. I suggest you give him the puzzle back NOW."
Tristan: "Okay, fine then."
*Hands Puzzle to Yugi*
Joey: "We were just playing around with ya, Yugi."
Yugi: *dark cloud thought bubble above his head*
*mumbling*
"...just wait 'til I hit puberty, then I'll show them! They'll be sorry..."
Meanwhile, the rest of the group had gotten bored with Joey's and Tristan's antics, and had built up enough courage to go back into the hallway.
In the hallway...
Yami: "Now where did we last leave the body?"
Everybody else: "Huh?"
Yami: "I mean...where did we last see the body?"
Ryou: "Y-you mean it's not there?"
Yami: "All I'm saying is, there's only a few bloodstains where it used to be. And look! The stains look like someone dragged it in that direction!"
*pointing toward adjoining hallway, even darker than this one*
Author's Note: Mysterious! Heheh...what's gonna happen next? Oops, I guess this chapter really wasn't as much humor as mystery, but I promise it's gonna get happier and funnier soon!
Yami: "Yeah, and since Kaiba's dead...PARTY TIME!"
*SQUASH*
"..'elp..."
Shut up, Yami! I wouldn't really kill Kaiba off! Or would I...guess you'll find out in the next chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!!! Like these kind and indulgent people: Joshua, Yami&Yugislover, *-Floradaine-*, and yamachan*is my*man. (Hmm, only four people? Aww..*sniff*) Thanks so much for your comments. Keep it up, please?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material. . Rar!
Author's Note: The plot's gonna thicken a whole lot in this chapter, and it's probably going to be one of the more creepier chapters, but...just read, okay? (And don't forget to review after!)
Chapter Three: What Happened to Kaiba?
Everyone glanced at each other. Questions raced through their minds. What happened to Kaiba? Was it Pegasus? What should they do? And what's for dinner?
Bakura: "Should we help him?"
Everyone stared at each other once again. Then they stared some more
...and some more...
and...some more.
Finally:
Ryou: "Shouldn't we go check on him now?"
Everyone stared at him.
Ryou: *sweatdrop*
Bakura: "I'm sick of all this staring! Let's just go!"
*he marches out of the room in the direction Kaiba went*
Tristan: "Guess that's settled."
And with that, he reached for the remote control and switched on the wide- screen. Wide-screen, meaning it took up half a wall.
"Whoa, Kaiba has 9000 channels and in 30 different languages!"
*All sit down and start watching tv*
Yugi: *while playing with his $500 Dark Magician shoelaces*
"I hate it when people waste their money on stupid unnecessary things like wide-screen tvs..."
Yami: *gives him a look*
Yugi: "Hey, these are valuable! They were autographed by the Dark Magician himself! I got them at the Dark Magician Fan Convention! I saw him sign it!"
Yami: "That was just an overweight guy in a costume, Yugi. By the way, he's also Santa Claus at Christmas."
Yugi: "I don't believe you! The Dark Magician would never lie to me like that! Oh yeah? For being so mean, I'm gonna tell them your secret!"
Yami: *sweatdrop* "...An-and what secret do you mean by that?"
Yugi: "You know the one...Yami likes to wear -"
Suddenly:
Bakura: "AAAH! HOLY mrph-"
Everyone: "Well, what is it? Go on, Yugi!"
Yami: *nervous* "Uh...hehe. Didn't you hear Bakura's scream? We have to go help him!"
*quickly gets up*
Yugi: "So anyways, Yami wears -"
Yami: *millenium puzzle starts glowing threateningly*
"I. Said. Let's Go."
Yugi: *really fast* "Yamiwearsdressesforteapartiesonsundays."
Yami: *extremely pissed off*
"I DO NOT! That was only because Yugi couldn't make it! And let's go already!"
Everyone: O_o
*follows Yami out into hallway*
In the hallway...
Joey: "Yeesh, this place really creeps me out. Why is it so dark in here?"
Tristan: "Yeah I know. Did Kaiba really have to put those axes on the wall?"
The hallway was an extreme change from the brightly lit living room. It was hard to see since the only light came from the dim candles mounted in brackets on the wall. The eerie effect was heightened by the candlelight reflecting off the axes and swords hung on the walls.
Yugi: "This hallway looks like it's straight out of a haunted house. Why is it here?"
Joey: "That doesn't matter as much as why there's a body over there."
All the girls plus Yugi: "EEK! Body?!"
All the guys minus Yugi: *disgusted*
They go over to where the body lay to inspect it more carefully. Or at least, as closely as they could in the near-darkness.
As far as they could see, the body was lying on its stomach, motionless. It looked pretty peaceful to them, but on closer inspection...
Yami: "Something's glinting on the back. It's a..."
*bends down*
"...KNIFE?!"
All except Joey: O_O
Joey: *skeptical*
"Yeah, right. Lemme see that. Get outta the way, Yami."
*Leans closer*
"Yaagh! It is a knife!"
Serenity: *from the distance of the entire hallway*
"Who is it, Joey? ...Joey?"
Tristan: "Let go of my arm, Joey. You're cutting off my circulation!"
Yami: "Let's see. Who wears a long trenchcoat, has brown hair, and goes by the name of KAIBA?!"
All: O_O "Kaiba?!"
Ryou: "Uh...guys? Where's my Yami?"
Mai: "Good question. Probably hiding in a closet somewhere waiting to knife the first person that opens the door."
Joey: O_o
*steps away from closet door next to him*
Ryou: *thoughtfully*
"Well...he was a tomb robber...and he did like to kill people..."
All: O_O (again!)
Tea: "So...what're we gonna do now?"
Joey: *slyly*
"I think we should go back to the nice, bright, happy kitchen."
*Everyone gives him a look*
Yugi: "Isn't it against the law not to report a dead body?"
Joey: "Who CARES? It's Kaiba we're talking about here."
Yami: "Hmm...I see your point."
Tea: "That's so mean! We should at least call the police."
Tristan: "No way. They might think that we did it."
All: *sweatdrop*
Serenity: "Really, what are we gonna do?"
By this time, everyone had congregated in the middle of the hall and had their backs turned to the corpse.
Five minutes later...
Tristan: "So it's decided then. Coke is definitely better than Pepsi."
Everyone: *whistling and trying not to look in the direction of where the body lay*
Yugi: "Yep...hehe."
Ryou: "Yup...hehe."
Tea: "Where's Joey?"
*everyone looking around*
Tristan: "Aah! Bakura got Joey too!"
Mai: "Okay now I think it's time to get out of here."
*everyone running like heck out of the hall*
In the living room...
*crash*
*bang*
Ryou: "Do you hear those sounds coming from the kitchen?"
Yugi: "Um..nope! Don't hear a thing! Hehe..."
Ryou: *as if he hadn't heard him*
"Sounds like someone's being hit with a blunt object. Possibly a crowbar or a wrench to the anterior spinal region."
Yami: O_o "How do you know?!"
Ryou: "You forget I have Bakura for a Yami."
Everyone: "Ohhh yeah..."
Tristan: "Noooo! Joey!!"
*Runs toward kitchen but slips on a puddle of crimson*
*stares at ground*
"It's too late! Joey's dead!"
*chomp*
*grrmph*
"Huh?! Bakura's eating Joey alive!"
During this, Tristan was on the floor practically crying, but the rest of the group had pushed past him and gone into the kitchen. Suddenly...
Yami: "Eaten alive, huh, Tristan?"
*while pushing a very much alive Joey towards him*
Tristan: "It's a ghost! Eek!"
Joey: *with his mouth full*
"Hi, Tristan."
Tristan: "But...your blood's right there!"
Joey: "Oh yeah, I guess I should've cleaned up the punch..."
Tristan: *embarrassed*
"What?! Stop staring at me like that, guys!"
Joey: "Aww, didja miss me?"
Tristan: "Whatcha talking 'bout? I knew you were in there the whole time. I was just uh...testing to see if they knew that. Yeah, that's right...testing them."
*Everyone rolls their eyes*
Tristan: *sweatdrop*
Ryou: "It's always up to me, isn't it. There's still a DEAD BODY in the hallway, and my bloodthirsty Yami's still walking around!!"
Yugi: "Ah, don't worry, I've got my millenium puzzle to protect us."
*looks down*
O_o
"It's gone! WHERE'S MY PUZZLE?!"
*Joey and Tristan are playing catch with it*
"Grr...STOP IT! GIMME IT BACK!"
Joey: "Okay, We'll give it back if you can get it!"
*holds it up above Yugi's head*
Yugi: *jumping up and trying to get it*
"Eerngh! I can't reach it!"
Tristan: *now has the Millenium Puzzle*
"We heard your grandpa say that you have some strange disease that makes you grow shorter as you get older. Heheh."
Yugi: "No, I'm just vertically challenged! GIVE IT!"
Joey: *now has the Millenium Puzzle*
"Oh, you mean you're short!"
*throws it to Tristan*
Yugi: *looks at Yami pleadingly*
Yami: *standing there with his arms crossed, amused*
Yugi: "I'm warning you! Don't make me go into tantrum mode!"
Joey & Tristan: *Stop tossing Millenium Puzzle around*
"Tantrum mode? What's that?"
Yami: "Trust me, you don't wanna know. I suggest you give him the puzzle back NOW."
Tristan: "Okay, fine then."
*Hands Puzzle to Yugi*
Joey: "We were just playing around with ya, Yugi."
Yugi: *dark cloud thought bubble above his head*
*mumbling*
"...just wait 'til I hit puberty, then I'll show them! They'll be sorry..."
Meanwhile, the rest of the group had gotten bored with Joey's and Tristan's antics, and had built up enough courage to go back into the hallway.
In the hallway...
Yami: "Now where did we last leave the body?"
Everybody else: "Huh?"
Yami: "I mean...where did we last see the body?"
Ryou: "Y-you mean it's not there?"
Yami: "All I'm saying is, there's only a few bloodstains where it used to be. And look! The stains look like someone dragged it in that direction!"
*pointing toward adjoining hallway, even darker than this one*
Author's Note: Mysterious! Heheh...what's gonna happen next? Oops, I guess this chapter really wasn't as much humor as mystery, but I promise it's gonna get happier and funnier soon!
Yami: "Yeah, and since Kaiba's dead...PARTY TIME!"
*SQUASH*
"..'elp..."
Shut up, Yami! I wouldn't really kill Kaiba off! Or would I...guess you'll find out in the next chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!!! Like these kind and indulgent people: Joshua, Yami&Yugislover, *-Floradaine-*, and yamachan*is my*man. (Hmm, only four people? Aww..*sniff*) Thanks so much for your comments. Keep it up, please?
