It's Time..to S-S-S-Sleepover?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material, or Hot Wheels or Go Fish.
Author's Note: I don't mean to offend anyone at all in this chapter! Everything is for the sake of humor and meant as a joke. Read at your own risk...this chapter contains people acting under the influence of alcohol and many practical jokes...and that's saying the least. *_o
I just thought that I'd better put that in so I don't get burned to a crisp with really pissed off people flaming me...better safe than sorry!
Bakura: *snickering at the thought of me blackened and charred*
*WHAP*
Bakura: *is now rubbing a huge lump on his head...and no, it's not his hair*
Back to the Author's Note: On the plus side, you'll find out if Kaiba's alive or dead! Hehe...and I want to say THANKS to TASHA for giving me the idea for part of this chapter! Well actually, that was my brother saying we should do that, but THANKS anyways! ^_^
Chapter 5: Um...The Witching Hour Made Me Do It!
Tristan: "Hey, Joey, wait up!"
Yugi: *Trundling along as fast as he could with a suitcase almost as big as he was*
"Pant...pant. Yeah, I can't keep going for long!"
Joey: *skids to a stop*
*in an affected voice*
"Why, I do believe we've found Master Kaiba's bedroom!"
Mai: *taking a look around*
*while fingering silk sheets on King-sized bed*
"This is nice! I'm gonna...I mean...WE should sleep here."
Yami: *looking around*
"It's also got a security door so Bakura can't get in. Useful."
Mai: "I call the Victorian bed!"
Tea: "I guess we're sleeping here then. But...doesn't it bother you guys to be sleeping in a dead guy's room? Especially you, Mai...you're going to be sleeping in a corpse's bed!"
Mai: *shrugs*
"Meh."
Joey & Tristan: *already snoring up a storm*
Tea: -_-;;
"Never mind."
The before-bed preparations began. The girls hogged the connecting bathroom, so the guys had to brush their teeth over what they hoped was just a fancy bucket, but turned out to be an antique chamberpot. After that little...revelation, Joey took the chamberpot and set it next to his sleeping bag.
Joey: "I might be needing it later."
Tristan: *scoots over away from Joey*
Yugi and Ryou were playing a game of Go Fish sitting on their sleeping bags, and the girls were...still in the bathroom. For his part, Yami was waiting patiently to use the toilet outside the bathroom door.
Yami: "Um..girls...I really need to go."
Mai: "Use Joey's chamberpot!"
Yami: "I can't pee in public."
Tristan: "Sure you can! I've seen you do it plenty of times!"
*realizes what he just said..and that everyone's giving him a weird look*
"Uh...AMNESIA! Where am I?! What's going on?!"
*falls down on floor twitching*
Everyone: O_O (especially Yami)
Yami: "You f***ing pedophile! Didn't I already tell you to STOP spying on me when I'm on the freakin' toilet?!"
Just when the flecks of rabid foam flew out of Yami's mouth, the bathroom door opened and three aliens with green face masks and cucumber slices over their eyes appeared in the doorway.
First Alien, aka Mai: "This is how I keep my complexion clean and clear."
Second Alien, aka Tea: "Wow, it feels so refreshing!"
Third Alien, aka Serenity: *panicking*
"I can't see! I can't see!"
Mai: "Pipe down, you can take it off in the morning."
Joey: *grabs Serenity's cucumber slices and sticks them on his own eyes*
*staggering around imitating them*
"Oogh...aaagh...I'm a zombieee! With a beautiful complexion! I'm coming to get youuuu!"
*runs toward Mai*
Mai: *shrieks*
"Aaugh! Get away!"
Joey: "Don't you love meee? I'm your exact clone!"
Mai: *now sitting on bed and brushing her hair*
Joey: *humming furiously*
"Here comes the mother ship to take you away to a paradise...where cucumbers and green goop are FREE!"
*comes up behind Mai and starts tickling her*
Mai: *shrieks and falls off bed...right on top of Joey*
Joey: *muffled*
"..Oof.."
Mai: *leaping upright*
"What was that supposed to mean? I am not fat!"
Joey: *stars around his head*
"No, of course not..."
Yami: "Oh, whatever - I have to go!"
*pushes past the Tea and Serenity who are still standing in bathroom doorway*
Tristan: *gets up and starts walking toward bathroom*
Joey: *curiously*
"Where are you going, Tristan?"
Tristan: *looks around wildly*
"AMNESIA!"
*dives into sleeping bag in shame*
Everyone: O_o
They all settle down into their sleeping bags, with the exception of Mai, who was leaning comfortably on the pillows on Kaiba's bed.
Yami: *coming out of bathroom*
*eyes Tristan suspiciously*
"Okay, lights out now."
Ryou: "But we're not done with our game!"
Yugi: "It's okay, these are glow-in-the-dark cards!"
*lights go out*
Ryou: *squinting at cards*
"These don't seem to be glowing at all, Yugi."
Yugi: "Hmm...I know..."
*cackles quietly*
"Oh well, we can always play...Hot Wheels!"
Ryou: "I'm going to bed."
Yugi: "Your loss!"
*takes out two little cars and starts "vrooming" quietly to himself*
"...Vroom vroom...Superturbo...go! Vroooom!"
*click*
"Whoops...I think I pressed something..."
A whirring sound could be heard, and a couple seconds later, a click. A moment later, a shrill scream pierced the still night.
Mai: "AAAAH! BLOODY HELL!"
*leaping off bed and cowering behind Joey*
*lights turn on*
Yami: *pissed*
"What's going on now?!"
Mai pointed to the canopy of Kaiba's bed. It had opened up and converted into a kind of screen where a slideshow of Kaiba's different facial expressions was being played. (A/N: Scary, huh?)
Yami: *looking at the canopy*
"Ra, that's messed up..."
Mai: *with a hint of a sob in her voice*
"He was...leering at me! Eeeek! I'm sleeping on the floor now!"
*arranges sleeping bag next to Joey's*
Yugi: "VROOM!"
*click*
Yami: *still looking at canopy*
"Hey...it's turned off. Okay, lights out!"
*lights go out*
Mai: *realizes that she's not only sleeping next to Joey, but the chamberpot too*
"Augh! I'm moving!"
*moves to other side of the bed, which is next to Yami*
Thirty minutes later, they were all fast asleep.
*ZzZzZzZzZz*
As the witching hour approached, two shadowed figures crept silently down the hallway.
Figure 1: "Is it just me or is the room kinda spinning?"
Figure 2: "I think you're just tipsy."
Figure 1: *accusingly*
"And you're not?"
Figure 2: "Shh..shaddup! We're there..."
*dull clang*
"Damn security door... So..they think they can lock me out of my own room, huh?"
(A/N: Okay...BIG hint there...)
*whispers at the wall*
"...blueeyeswhitedragon."
*nothing happens*
Figure 1: "You're talking to the wall, stupid. Get outta my way..."
*in a quiet but clear voice*
"Blue eyes white dragon."
*lock on door clicks open*
Figure 2: O_o
'God, I must be drunker than I thought if I told him that password.'
*opens the door noiselessly*
The sleeping figures of Mai, Yami, Serenity, Tea, Ryou, Yugi, Tristan, and Joey greeted their eyes.
Figure 1:"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Figure 2: "We should get smashed on cheap beer and wine?"
Figure 1: *hits Figure Two*
"No, you idiot! We can do that later! I'm talking about the other thing I'm thinking about."
Figure 1: "Ohhhhh...hehheh..."
Two malicious grins spread across their faces and they crept away.
Fifteen minutes later, they were back in the bedroom.
Figure 2: "Got everything?"
Figure 1: *lugging heavy bag with him*
"Yep - Everything's right here."
Figure 2: "Then let's get started...heehee...Dammit! I stepped on.."
*picks up object*
"A Hot Wheels?! How did that get there?!"
They moved around from person to person, busily...doing something.
Ten minutes later, they had accomplished their evil task and snuck out, closing the security door behind them.
Figure 1: "Let's go get smashed now."
Figure 2: "It's off to the kitchen! Hee hee!"
And with that, both silouettes capered...er..staggered off in the direction of the kitchen.
*Next morning*
Tea: *still half asleep*
"Geez...what's in my mouth? Did I eat the cucumbers or something?"
*reaches into her mouth and pulls out a...cigarette butt*
O_o
'What the HELL have you been doing, Tea Gardener?'
*bolts upright and a dozen cigarette butts fall onto the ground*
"GAAAAH!! Cig- oh hi, Yami - YAMI?!"
Yami: *half awake from Tea's scream*
"Wh-why are you screaming? And where's that wine smell coming from..."
*is now wide awake and realizes Mai's head is on his chest and the smell is coming from him*
O_O
Mai: *is awake and cranky because of Yami's movements*
"Why am I on...uh...hi, Yami. Hehe..."
*looks again*
"Why the f*** is my lipstick all over your face? Do you know how much it cost?! And you're wasting it like that?!"
Yami: "WHAT?!"
*runs to bathroom and sees lipstick marks all over his face*
*looks closer, and sees that his clothes are all ruffled and wet from alcohol*
*looks at Mai and sees that she's in the exact same state*
Yami & Mai: *realization dawns*
Yami: "I don't remember - "
Mai: "Me either -"
Tea: *staring in disbelief*
"Of course you don't, you sinners! You were drunk, remember?"
Mai: "Look who's talking, Wheezy!"
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan had awakened. However, they were on the other side of Kaiba's huge four-poster bed, so they were obscured from the others' view.
Joey: "Hey Tristan, whatcha got there in your hand?"
*grabs the book*
"Gay is the Way: How to Form a Domestic Partnership...by Maximillion Pegasus...Tristan? Is there something you need to share?"
Tristan: *look of disbelief on his face*
"NO WAY! Hey, what's that book in your hand? Gimme that!"
*grabs Joey's book*
"101 Tips on Crossdressing...by Maximillion Pegasus...Joey..."
Joey: *has same look of disbelief*
"...I..think that we should...never speak of this again."
Tristan: "...I agree."
*both slide the books under the nearest thing, which happened to be Kaiba's bed*
All of a sudden...
Yugi: "EEE! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgon-"
*Joey's and Tristan's heads peek around bed*
Joey: "Yug! You're all bloody!"
Tristan: *bawling*
"My best friend! Noo!"
Joey: *whacks him*
"I'm your best friend! Got that?!"
*Mai, Yami, and Tea stop their fighting and see Yugi*
M, Y, T: O_o
Yami: "Nosebleed again, Yugi?"
Yugi: "Waah!"
Throughout all of this, Ryou was still sleeping peacefully on his sleeping bag. They all noticed that nothing was wrong with him, and that...he had a bloody hammer in his right hand, as well as an uncapped lipstick that happened to be Mai's...AND an opened carton of cigarettes...
Joey: "Why, I'm gonna - Hey! Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"
*Tristan's holding him back*
Tristan: "Calm yerself. There's no fun in beating someone up if they don't know it."
Joey: "Hmm...guess you've got a point there - hey, look what else Ryou's got - a bottle of shampoo. Why would he want a bottle of shampoo? Oh wait, the label says - "
Serenity: *just woke up*
"I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!"
Joey: *continues reading*
"- May cause blindness if exposed to eyes. Uh...SERENITY!!"
*rushes over to her*
Serenity: *clutching her eyes*
"AAH! I'M - Oh wait, someone just put a blindfold on me."
Joey: *almost fainted*
Yami: "Hold on now, if she wasn't blinded by the shampoo, then that means Ryou was framed! Should we wake him up anyway?"
Joey: "Nahhh..."
Yugi: *stands up and talks like everyone was worried about him*
"Hey guys, don't worry! I'm okay! I'm not really bleeding."
*looks around*
He realized that everyone had gone to get cleaned up, except Joey and Tristan, who had gone down to the kitchen in search of breakfast. He decided to follow them, since his "blood" had reminded him of strawberry jam.
In the kitchen...
Joey: *Comes into kitchen first*
"What the HELL?!"
Tristan: *Comes into kitchen next*
"WHAT the hell?!"
Yugi: *Comes into kitchen next*
"What the h-e-double hockeysticks?!"
*everyone looks at him but he doesn't get why*
They all come into kitchen and realize that Bakura and Kaiba are sprawled on kitchen table surrounded by several half empty bottles of alcohol, Mai's make up bag, a bottle of Halloween fake blood, and...Pegasus's luggage strewn about...
Everyone stands in shocked silence, except Yugi.
Yugi: "They're gonna pay for what they did! Mwahahaha!"
*ties their shoelaces together while cackling evilly*
*everyone stares at him*
"Hahaha! I fixed them good!"
*walks out of room still cackling*
Tea: "Umm...that's KAIBA right there...the dead guy, remember?"
Joey: "Obviously he wasn't DEAD if he could..."
*remembers what they did to her*
"Hahaha...you're a smoker, Tea! Smokers are jokers!"
Tea: "SHUT UP! You...you Pegasus wanna-be!"
Joey: *looks hurt*
"Now there's no reason to say things like that!"
Meanwhile, because of all the noise, the culprits Bakura and Kaiba awoke from their drunken stupor. However, it seemed that the effects of the alcohol weren't completely gone...
Kaiba: *haughtily and forgetting he was supposed to be dead*
"What are you people looking at?"
(Except it really came out: "Whaarr youuu peeepooll lookinaa?")
Bakura: *tries to get up, but falls flat on his face*
Kaiba: *same thing happens*
"Bakurraa...Juss howww muush diwee dwinnk lassnigh?"
(Bakura...Just how much did we drink last night)
Bakura tried to pull himself up by pulling on the table. Not only was he unsuccessful, but about 7 bottles of assorted wine and beer came crashing down around them.
Mai: O_o
"I guess that's why they can't even stand up..."
Bakura: "Youuu donn knooww mee."
(You don't know me)
*hic*
"Hey...yurr kindaa purty..."
(Hey, you're kind of pretty)
*aimed at Mai but turned out facing Kaiba*
Both: *Suddenly remember everyone else standing around them with extremely pissed looks on their faces*
"Oh...shiiiiittttt..."
(no translation needed ^_^)
Yami: *looking very threatening*
"Something like this calls for the..."
*thunder and lightning crashes in the background*
"...ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT."
Tea: "YES! Mwahaha! I finally get to -"
Yami: "Hey, how do you know what it is? I just made it up just now."
Tea: "Um..right. Sure ya did, Yami. Hehe..."
*puts away switchblade, disappointedly*
Yami: *resumes threatening tone*
"Grab 'em, guys!"
Kaiba and Bakura are grabbed roughly by their collars and yanked upright into a uh..sorta standing and wobbling position.
Yami: "Now for the..."
*thunder and lightning crashes in the background*
"...ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!"
Author's Note: Dun dun duunnn! Can you figure out what their punishment is? Maybe if you put it in a review...and get it right...you'll win a prize! Hehe...Prizes are always fun! Oh yeah...I guess I'd better say it, just in case someone didn't get it. Figure 1 was Bakura, and Figure 2 was Kaiba. Sheesh...I hope everyone figured it out. Get it? Figure-d it out? HA HA HA...
*realizes everyone's staring at her*
Oookay. So um...onto the thanking of reviewers! And I realized that many of you reviewed the Author's Note so you couldn't review the real chapter, so that's okie. Thanks to...Midnight Mistress, Sunfalling, and Bana the Random.
Kaiba & Bakura: *panickedly running away from their angry friends*
Aaaah! You wouldn't hurt two poor delusional drunks, would you?
Angry friends: YES WE WOULD!!
K&B: Eeeek!
*smack into wall, but continue running*
*they fade into distance and I'm left alone*
Me: Um, hi. I should probably say that you shouldn't blame Kaiba and Bakura tooo much...they WERE acting under the influence of alcohol, after all. Hehehe...bye for now!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material, or Hot Wheels or Go Fish.
Author's Note: I don't mean to offend anyone at all in this chapter! Everything is for the sake of humor and meant as a joke. Read at your own risk...this chapter contains people acting under the influence of alcohol and many practical jokes...and that's saying the least. *_o
I just thought that I'd better put that in so I don't get burned to a crisp with really pissed off people flaming me...better safe than sorry!
Bakura: *snickering at the thought of me blackened and charred*
*WHAP*
Bakura: *is now rubbing a huge lump on his head...and no, it's not his hair*
Back to the Author's Note: On the plus side, you'll find out if Kaiba's alive or dead! Hehe...and I want to say THANKS to TASHA for giving me the idea for part of this chapter! Well actually, that was my brother saying we should do that, but THANKS anyways! ^_^
Chapter 5: Um...The Witching Hour Made Me Do It!
Tristan: "Hey, Joey, wait up!"
Yugi: *Trundling along as fast as he could with a suitcase almost as big as he was*
"Pant...pant. Yeah, I can't keep going for long!"
Joey: *skids to a stop*
*in an affected voice*
"Why, I do believe we've found Master Kaiba's bedroom!"
Mai: *taking a look around*
*while fingering silk sheets on King-sized bed*
"This is nice! I'm gonna...I mean...WE should sleep here."
Yami: *looking around*
"It's also got a security door so Bakura can't get in. Useful."
Mai: "I call the Victorian bed!"
Tea: "I guess we're sleeping here then. But...doesn't it bother you guys to be sleeping in a dead guy's room? Especially you, Mai...you're going to be sleeping in a corpse's bed!"
Mai: *shrugs*
"Meh."
Joey & Tristan: *already snoring up a storm*
Tea: -_-;;
"Never mind."
The before-bed preparations began. The girls hogged the connecting bathroom, so the guys had to brush their teeth over what they hoped was just a fancy bucket, but turned out to be an antique chamberpot. After that little...revelation, Joey took the chamberpot and set it next to his sleeping bag.
Joey: "I might be needing it later."
Tristan: *scoots over away from Joey*
Yugi and Ryou were playing a game of Go Fish sitting on their sleeping bags, and the girls were...still in the bathroom. For his part, Yami was waiting patiently to use the toilet outside the bathroom door.
Yami: "Um..girls...I really need to go."
Mai: "Use Joey's chamberpot!"
Yami: "I can't pee in public."
Tristan: "Sure you can! I've seen you do it plenty of times!"
*realizes what he just said..and that everyone's giving him a weird look*
"Uh...AMNESIA! Where am I?! What's going on?!"
*falls down on floor twitching*
Everyone: O_O (especially Yami)
Yami: "You f***ing pedophile! Didn't I already tell you to STOP spying on me when I'm on the freakin' toilet?!"
Just when the flecks of rabid foam flew out of Yami's mouth, the bathroom door opened and three aliens with green face masks and cucumber slices over their eyes appeared in the doorway.
First Alien, aka Mai: "This is how I keep my complexion clean and clear."
Second Alien, aka Tea: "Wow, it feels so refreshing!"
Third Alien, aka Serenity: *panicking*
"I can't see! I can't see!"
Mai: "Pipe down, you can take it off in the morning."
Joey: *grabs Serenity's cucumber slices and sticks them on his own eyes*
*staggering around imitating them*
"Oogh...aaagh...I'm a zombieee! With a beautiful complexion! I'm coming to get youuuu!"
*runs toward Mai*
Mai: *shrieks*
"Aaugh! Get away!"
Joey: "Don't you love meee? I'm your exact clone!"
Mai: *now sitting on bed and brushing her hair*
Joey: *humming furiously*
"Here comes the mother ship to take you away to a paradise...where cucumbers and green goop are FREE!"
*comes up behind Mai and starts tickling her*
Mai: *shrieks and falls off bed...right on top of Joey*
Joey: *muffled*
"..Oof.."
Mai: *leaping upright*
"What was that supposed to mean? I am not fat!"
Joey: *stars around his head*
"No, of course not..."
Yami: "Oh, whatever - I have to go!"
*pushes past the Tea and Serenity who are still standing in bathroom doorway*
Tristan: *gets up and starts walking toward bathroom*
Joey: *curiously*
"Where are you going, Tristan?"
Tristan: *looks around wildly*
"AMNESIA!"
*dives into sleeping bag in shame*
Everyone: O_o
They all settle down into their sleeping bags, with the exception of Mai, who was leaning comfortably on the pillows on Kaiba's bed.
Yami: *coming out of bathroom*
*eyes Tristan suspiciously*
"Okay, lights out now."
Ryou: "But we're not done with our game!"
Yugi: "It's okay, these are glow-in-the-dark cards!"
*lights go out*
Ryou: *squinting at cards*
"These don't seem to be glowing at all, Yugi."
Yugi: "Hmm...I know..."
*cackles quietly*
"Oh well, we can always play...Hot Wheels!"
Ryou: "I'm going to bed."
Yugi: "Your loss!"
*takes out two little cars and starts "vrooming" quietly to himself*
"...Vroom vroom...Superturbo...go! Vroooom!"
*click*
"Whoops...I think I pressed something..."
A whirring sound could be heard, and a couple seconds later, a click. A moment later, a shrill scream pierced the still night.
Mai: "AAAAH! BLOODY HELL!"
*leaping off bed and cowering behind Joey*
*lights turn on*
Yami: *pissed*
"What's going on now?!"
Mai pointed to the canopy of Kaiba's bed. It had opened up and converted into a kind of screen where a slideshow of Kaiba's different facial expressions was being played. (A/N: Scary, huh?)
Yami: *looking at the canopy*
"Ra, that's messed up..."
Mai: *with a hint of a sob in her voice*
"He was...leering at me! Eeeek! I'm sleeping on the floor now!"
*arranges sleeping bag next to Joey's*
Yugi: "VROOM!"
*click*
Yami: *still looking at canopy*
"Hey...it's turned off. Okay, lights out!"
*lights go out*
Mai: *realizes that she's not only sleeping next to Joey, but the chamberpot too*
"Augh! I'm moving!"
*moves to other side of the bed, which is next to Yami*
Thirty minutes later, they were all fast asleep.
*ZzZzZzZzZz*
As the witching hour approached, two shadowed figures crept silently down the hallway.
Figure 1: "Is it just me or is the room kinda spinning?"
Figure 2: "I think you're just tipsy."
Figure 1: *accusingly*
"And you're not?"
Figure 2: "Shh..shaddup! We're there..."
*dull clang*
"Damn security door... So..they think they can lock me out of my own room, huh?"
(A/N: Okay...BIG hint there...)
*whispers at the wall*
"...blueeyeswhitedragon."
*nothing happens*
Figure 1: "You're talking to the wall, stupid. Get outta my way..."
*in a quiet but clear voice*
"Blue eyes white dragon."
*lock on door clicks open*
Figure 2: O_o
'God, I must be drunker than I thought if I told him that password.'
*opens the door noiselessly*
The sleeping figures of Mai, Yami, Serenity, Tea, Ryou, Yugi, Tristan, and Joey greeted their eyes.
Figure 1:"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Figure 2: "We should get smashed on cheap beer and wine?"
Figure 1: *hits Figure Two*
"No, you idiot! We can do that later! I'm talking about the other thing I'm thinking about."
Figure 1: "Ohhhhh...hehheh..."
Two malicious grins spread across their faces and they crept away.
Fifteen minutes later, they were back in the bedroom.
Figure 2: "Got everything?"
Figure 1: *lugging heavy bag with him*
"Yep - Everything's right here."
Figure 2: "Then let's get started...heehee...Dammit! I stepped on.."
*picks up object*
"A Hot Wheels?! How did that get there?!"
They moved around from person to person, busily...doing something.
Ten minutes later, they had accomplished their evil task and snuck out, closing the security door behind them.
Figure 1: "Let's go get smashed now."
Figure 2: "It's off to the kitchen! Hee hee!"
And with that, both silouettes capered...er..staggered off in the direction of the kitchen.
*Next morning*
Tea: *still half asleep*
"Geez...what's in my mouth? Did I eat the cucumbers or something?"
*reaches into her mouth and pulls out a...cigarette butt*
O_o
'What the HELL have you been doing, Tea Gardener?'
*bolts upright and a dozen cigarette butts fall onto the ground*
"GAAAAH!! Cig- oh hi, Yami - YAMI?!"
Yami: *half awake from Tea's scream*
"Wh-why are you screaming? And where's that wine smell coming from..."
*is now wide awake and realizes Mai's head is on his chest and the smell is coming from him*
O_O
Mai: *is awake and cranky because of Yami's movements*
"Why am I on...uh...hi, Yami. Hehe..."
*looks again*
"Why the f*** is my lipstick all over your face? Do you know how much it cost?! And you're wasting it like that?!"
Yami: "WHAT?!"
*runs to bathroom and sees lipstick marks all over his face*
*looks closer, and sees that his clothes are all ruffled and wet from alcohol*
*looks at Mai and sees that she's in the exact same state*
Yami & Mai: *realization dawns*
Yami: "I don't remember - "
Mai: "Me either -"
Tea: *staring in disbelief*
"Of course you don't, you sinners! You were drunk, remember?"
Mai: "Look who's talking, Wheezy!"
Meanwhile, Joey and Tristan had awakened. However, they were on the other side of Kaiba's huge four-poster bed, so they were obscured from the others' view.
Joey: "Hey Tristan, whatcha got there in your hand?"
*grabs the book*
"Gay is the Way: How to Form a Domestic Partnership...by Maximillion Pegasus...Tristan? Is there something you need to share?"
Tristan: *look of disbelief on his face*
"NO WAY! Hey, what's that book in your hand? Gimme that!"
*grabs Joey's book*
"101 Tips on Crossdressing...by Maximillion Pegasus...Joey..."
Joey: *has same look of disbelief*
"...I..think that we should...never speak of this again."
Tristan: "...I agree."
*both slide the books under the nearest thing, which happened to be Kaiba's bed*
All of a sudden...
Yugi: "EEE! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgon-"
*Joey's and Tristan's heads peek around bed*
Joey: "Yug! You're all bloody!"
Tristan: *bawling*
"My best friend! Noo!"
Joey: *whacks him*
"I'm your best friend! Got that?!"
*Mai, Yami, and Tea stop their fighting and see Yugi*
M, Y, T: O_o
Yami: "Nosebleed again, Yugi?"
Yugi: "Waah!"
Throughout all of this, Ryou was still sleeping peacefully on his sleeping bag. They all noticed that nothing was wrong with him, and that...he had a bloody hammer in his right hand, as well as an uncapped lipstick that happened to be Mai's...AND an opened carton of cigarettes...
Joey: "Why, I'm gonna - Hey! Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"
*Tristan's holding him back*
Tristan: "Calm yerself. There's no fun in beating someone up if they don't know it."
Joey: "Hmm...guess you've got a point there - hey, look what else Ryou's got - a bottle of shampoo. Why would he want a bottle of shampoo? Oh wait, the label says - "
Serenity: *just woke up*
"I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!"
Joey: *continues reading*
"- May cause blindness if exposed to eyes. Uh...SERENITY!!"
*rushes over to her*
Serenity: *clutching her eyes*
"AAH! I'M - Oh wait, someone just put a blindfold on me."
Joey: *almost fainted*
Yami: "Hold on now, if she wasn't blinded by the shampoo, then that means Ryou was framed! Should we wake him up anyway?"
Joey: "Nahhh..."
Yugi: *stands up and talks like everyone was worried about him*
"Hey guys, don't worry! I'm okay! I'm not really bleeding."
*looks around*
He realized that everyone had gone to get cleaned up, except Joey and Tristan, who had gone down to the kitchen in search of breakfast. He decided to follow them, since his "blood" had reminded him of strawberry jam.
In the kitchen...
Joey: *Comes into kitchen first*
"What the HELL?!"
Tristan: *Comes into kitchen next*
"WHAT the hell?!"
Yugi: *Comes into kitchen next*
"What the h-e-double hockeysticks?!"
*everyone looks at him but he doesn't get why*
They all come into kitchen and realize that Bakura and Kaiba are sprawled on kitchen table surrounded by several half empty bottles of alcohol, Mai's make up bag, a bottle of Halloween fake blood, and...Pegasus's luggage strewn about...
Everyone stands in shocked silence, except Yugi.
Yugi: "They're gonna pay for what they did! Mwahahaha!"
*ties their shoelaces together while cackling evilly*
*everyone stares at him*
"Hahaha! I fixed them good!"
*walks out of room still cackling*
Tea: "Umm...that's KAIBA right there...the dead guy, remember?"
Joey: "Obviously he wasn't DEAD if he could..."
*remembers what they did to her*
"Hahaha...you're a smoker, Tea! Smokers are jokers!"
Tea: "SHUT UP! You...you Pegasus wanna-be!"
Joey: *looks hurt*
"Now there's no reason to say things like that!"
Meanwhile, because of all the noise, the culprits Bakura and Kaiba awoke from their drunken stupor. However, it seemed that the effects of the alcohol weren't completely gone...
Kaiba: *haughtily and forgetting he was supposed to be dead*
"What are you people looking at?"
(Except it really came out: "Whaarr youuu peeepooll lookinaa?")
Bakura: *tries to get up, but falls flat on his face*
Kaiba: *same thing happens*
"Bakurraa...Juss howww muush diwee dwinnk lassnigh?"
(Bakura...Just how much did we drink last night)
Bakura tried to pull himself up by pulling on the table. Not only was he unsuccessful, but about 7 bottles of assorted wine and beer came crashing down around them.
Mai: O_o
"I guess that's why they can't even stand up..."
Bakura: "Youuu donn knooww mee."
(You don't know me)
*hic*
"Hey...yurr kindaa purty..."
(Hey, you're kind of pretty)
*aimed at Mai but turned out facing Kaiba*
Both: *Suddenly remember everyone else standing around them with extremely pissed looks on their faces*
"Oh...shiiiiittttt..."
(no translation needed ^_^)
Yami: *looking very threatening*
"Something like this calls for the..."
*thunder and lightning crashes in the background*
"...ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT."
Tea: "YES! Mwahaha! I finally get to -"
Yami: "Hey, how do you know what it is? I just made it up just now."
Tea: "Um..right. Sure ya did, Yami. Hehe..."
*puts away switchblade, disappointedly*
Yami: *resumes threatening tone*
"Grab 'em, guys!"
Kaiba and Bakura are grabbed roughly by their collars and yanked upright into a uh..sorta standing and wobbling position.
Yami: "Now for the..."
*thunder and lightning crashes in the background*
"...ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!"
Author's Note: Dun dun duunnn! Can you figure out what their punishment is? Maybe if you put it in a review...and get it right...you'll win a prize! Hehe...Prizes are always fun! Oh yeah...I guess I'd better say it, just in case someone didn't get it. Figure 1 was Bakura, and Figure 2 was Kaiba. Sheesh...I hope everyone figured it out. Get it? Figure-d it out? HA HA HA...
*realizes everyone's staring at her*
Oookay. So um...onto the thanking of reviewers! And I realized that many of you reviewed the Author's Note so you couldn't review the real chapter, so that's okie. Thanks to...Midnight Mistress, Sunfalling, and Bana the Random.
Kaiba & Bakura: *panickedly running away from their angry friends*
Aaaah! You wouldn't hurt two poor delusional drunks, would you?
Angry friends: YES WE WOULD!!
K&B: Eeeek!
*smack into wall, but continue running*
*they fade into distance and I'm left alone*
Me: Um, hi. I should probably say that you shouldn't blame Kaiba and Bakura tooo much...they WERE acting under the influence of alcohol, after all. Hehehe...bye for now!
