It's Time to S-S-S-Sleepover!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If you think I do, you must have been getting drunk with Kaiba and Bakura. That and all related material is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. I don't own Superglue either. (Don't get any funny ideas)
Author's Note: I'M SO SORRY!! I know I haven't updated in a while, and school is the reason. Grr...well, this chapter's extra long to make up for it!
Okay now. Thanks to lynx wings and Lover of Kaiba for guessing! *Reads the guesses again* Hmm...none of them were right, but there were some good ones!
lynx wings: Hilarious guesses! No, really. I laughed so hard...in fact, I may use some of them later! Actually, the Pegasus soul mate thing was the closest so far! Hehe, I'm not being mean to Kaiba and Bakura...*wicked grin* Don't you know that you have to hurt the ones you love? Hehehe...it's alllll for the sake of humor! As you will soon see...
Lover of Kaiba: I'll be more than glad to do Peggy-bashing - I just watched the first Champion vs. Creator episode and my Pegasus Intolerance Level has never been higher! So just think of that when you read the "bashing." No really, literally, it's bashing! BTW, Mokuba got sent to his friend's house to be safe, at least until they got rid of their one-eyed friend. Hehe, but he makes an appearance in the Author's Note at the end!
A duel, huh? Hmm...now that would actually be a punishment for them, if it were against Yami. Since he always wins, lol. (Yami: *bored* That's the 239835th time I beat you, let's play something else now... Kaiba: Nooo...must...beat...pharaoh...*collapses*) But I think you'll find that the real Ultimate Punishment will be just as bad for them...though a spanking wasn't a bad idea...*wink wink*
Kaiba & Bakura: AAH! NO SPANKING!!
*try to run away but discover that their shoes are superglued to the floor*
*try to take off their shoes but can't because their fingers are superglued together*
A/N cont'd: *hides Superglue behind back* I'm the author here, I get to decide! And I say that -
*yells*
YOU WILL -
*whisper*
not -
*resumes yelling*
GET A SPANKING!!
K&B: O_o
Yep, she's gone crazy. In that case, we'll just be going now...
*try to leave but are stopped by the booming voice of Yami...*
Chapter 6: The ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!
Yami: *has a dark cloud over him*
"NOW MY MINIONS, OPEN THE PORTAL OF DOOM!"
*maniacal laugh*
*everyone just stands around giving him strange looks*
"Ahem. I SAID, NOW MY MIN- oh, never mind, just open the damn door!"
Joey: *lightbulb dings above his head*
*opens door to the wine cellar*
Yami: *has an evil glint in eyes*
"It's time... for the uh-uh-uh-uh-ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!"
(A/N: Get it? Hehe...)
"Throw em' in! Whahahahaa!"
Kaiba & Bakura: *color drains from faces*
"Oh crap, oh crap , oh crappity crap - but-but-but...we're drunk! You wouldn't, you couldn't!
Yami: *threatening tone*
"Couldn't...what?"
Kaiba & Bakura: "Do this to - "
*get heaved into cellar*
"...usssssss...owies..."
Yugi: *coming back into kitchen*
"Wow! You guys got them back good! That's evil, that is, dumping them in a dark cellar with a drunk Pegasus...even though I think I already punished them enough."
Joey: "Whatever, Yuge. I don't think tying someone's shoelaces together is very effective."
Yugi: *slyly*
"Oh, really?"
Joey: "Heheh...I guess little people like you can only think of little punishments."
*spots something*
"Hey! Are those some left-over pancakes?"
*trips*
"Damn! Someone tied my shoelaces together!"
Yugi: *runs out of room cackling again...*
Joey: "Why that - I'll get that little shrimp...right after I eat this pancake!"
Serenity: "Joey Wheeler, I'm not staying up the whole night tonight listening to you moan and groan about your stomach!"
Tristan: *reading from a tiny notepad*
"Yeah! You were on the pot from 12:53 and 14 seconds to 1:23 and 46 seconds. You also wear Fruit of the Loom briefs that are around size 16 but -"
*suddenly realizes everyone is staring at him with a horrified look on their faces, except Joey who is trying to inconspicuously hold the tablecloth over his...you know what*
"Um...um...AMNESIA!"
*falls to floor covering his face...but not before stowing the notebook carefully away*
Everyone stared at him in disgust, shrugged, and went to watch TV.
Meanwhile in the pitch-black cellar, Kaiba and Bakura had instantly become sober upon hitting the cement floor...hard. But that didn't mean that they had regained control of their motor functions. In other words, they were laying on the floor in a messy heap of white hair and blue trench coat, and were having a very hard time getting up again.
Kaiba: *muffled*
"Gerroff me, tomb robber!"
Bakura: *muffled too*
"You gerroff! Your stupid trench coat is suffocating me! AGH!"
*both start trying disentangle themselves*
Kaiba: "Get the hell off me! Why are you all limp...and damn! You stink! Wine goes in your mouth, not on your clothes! Didn't you figure that out last night?"
Bakura: *strangely*
"What are you talking about? I'm not even touching you."
Kaiba: "Shut up, you liar...and will you get off?! I can't feel my legs!"
*tries to free himself*
Bakura: "You shut up! Here, I'll prove it to you!"
*a ring of light begins to shine faintly*
Kaiba: "Hey, you WERE telling the truth...then what's - "
Bakura: "Uh...Kaiba? I think I'm going to turn off my light now..."
Kaiba: "Why? I need light to see how to get this thing off me!"
Bakura: "Remember who we locked down here?"
Kaiba: *sinking feeling in stomach*
"Um..."
*Millenium Ring glows brighter*
*peers through darkness at the limp figure slumped over his legs*
*light reflects off a mess of long silver hair*
Kaiba: "OH GOD NO!!!"
*kicks furiously and succeeds in getting Pegasus' prone body off*
'Whew, he weighs a lot for someone who lives only on wine and cheese...'
Kaiba and Bakura frantically tried to scramble away, but as soon as they got up and took a step, they promptly fell down again. After tripping over themselves a couple times, they realized that they needed to untie their shoelaces. Then, they hauled ass to the corner farthest away from Pegasus.
Ten minutes later, after many furtive and suspicious glances at the passed out Pegasus, they decided they were bored.
Kaiba: "Okay, we've been here for a while, and he hasn't moved. So what are we going to do? I'm guessing we have a few more hours to go before they let us out. And I'm going to go crazy if we don't - "
Bakura: *simply*
"Let's throw things at him."
Kaiba: *evil grin spreads across his face*
'Revenge...wahahaaa!'
"I like the way you think. Let's make it a competition - Two points for a thump, five for a bonk, and an automatic win if he grunts."
Bakura: "Agreed - unh!"
*throws a rock at Pegasus*
*thump*
"Yes! Two points!"
Kaiba: "Oh yeah, take this!"
*heaves a rock over*
*bonk*
"Hahaha! Five points! You pathetic tomb robber!"
Bakura: "No one calls me pathetic and gets away with it!"
*another rock slams into Pegasus*
Fifteen minutes later, the score was tied, 47 to 47. Unfortunately, they were out of rocks. Why would there be rocks in a wine cellar in the first place? (A/N: Who cares, they're being thrown at Pegasus and that's all you need to know.)
Kaiba: "What? No more rocks? That's not fair! I need to win! WIN, I say!"
Bakura: "Nooo! There's nothing to throw!"
*both searching for a projectile to throw, and win the game*
Bakura: *feels in his pocket*
"Ah ha!"
*smirks*
"I found something! Ha!"
*Whatever-it-was flies toward Pegasus*
*plink*
Kaiba: 'Plink? What the -'
"Plink? You don't get any points for a plink."
Bakura: "You idiot, I get a bajillion points for a plink! I win! WAHAHA-"
Kaiba: *curiously*
"What did you throw at him?"
Bakura: *still gloating*
"Oh I don't know, I found something in my pocket. What? It's not like it's the Millenium Eye."
*realizes what he said...and where he put the Eye after taking it from Peggy*
"Oh shit, shit, shit...gotta find it...must find the Millenium item..."
*crazily searching the floor*
Kaiba: *looking on amusedly*
"You're not looking in the right place. You threw it at Pegasus, remember? So you have to look over there. Or are you too scared to do it? Hahaha -"
Bakura: "Foolish mortal, I'm not scared of anything! But I think I'll turn on my ring before going over there...heheh."
*ring gives off an eerie yellow light*
*marches over to Pegasus*
"Now where is that damn thing...hey, what's that?"
*bends over Pegasus to get a closer look*
"Hey, is that it?"
Kaiba: *leaning against far wall, arms crossed with a smug look on his face*
"Where?"
Bakura: "Crap! It's in Pegasus' hand!"
Kaiba: *smirking*
"Better be careful...after all, you don't want to wake him up, do you?"
Bakura: *ignores him*
Bakura faced a rather difficult task; prying the Eye out of Pegasus' hand was harder than it sounded. Gingerly, he stretched out his hand toward the Eye. At the same time, he was keeping one eye on Pegasus' eyes so he could see if they opened suddenly while he was concentrating on the task at hand. (No pun intended, haha!)
As his hand drew closer and closer to his goal, his breathing quickened and sweat began rolling down his face. His eyes were now fixed steadily on the Eye.
Bakura: 'Just a little closer...'
Kaiba: "BOO!"
Bakura: *jumps a foot into the air*
"Damn you," he spat.
Kaiba: *snickering*
"Sorry...couldn't resist...haha, I got you sooo good..."
Bakura: *resumes reaching for the Eye*
This time, he was impatient and more sure of himself. Bakura's fingers finally closed around the smooth, round object. He heaved a sigh of relief and was standing up and turning around when suddenly...
Cold, clammy fingers closed around his own!!
Bakura: *strangled*
"Eurgh -"
Instinctively, Bakura's eyes darted to Pegasus' face. And what he saw made him almost pee in his pants. (Almost! He didn't!) He had glanced at the exact moment Pegasus opened his eyes.
Pegasus: *groggy*
*sees a patch of light colored hair*
"Is that you, Cecelia?"
Bakura: *major sweatdrop*
"Uh...no?"
*hastily withdraws his hand and gets as far away as he can from Pegasus*
Kaiba was laughing his ass off at the whole scene, but he shut up as soon as he realized that Pegasus was trying to see where the sound was coming from. Also because Bakura was threatening to disembowel him if he didn't "shut the hell up."
Bakura: *hissing*
"What...the...crap...d'you...think...you're...doing?"
Kaiba: *hissing back*
"Get your filthy hands off my trench coat, dummy. And don't threaten me or I'll crack your head open."
Bakura: *smirk*
Kaiba: *sneer*
Pegasus: *still not totally awake*
"Ce..Ce..Cecelia! It's you, my darling Cecelia!"
Bakura and Kaiba turned around at that, and much to their horror, Pegasus was staggering rather drunkenly toward them.
Bakura: *panicking*
"He sees my hair! Oh no, what're we gonna do? What am I gonna do?"
Kaiba: *also panicking*
"Um..uh...okay, here!"
*pushes Bakura behind him and covers his head with part of his trench coat*
*Pegasus continues to get closer...and closer*
Kaiba: *really panicking now*
"Psst...it's not working! He's still coming! DO something!"
Bakura: *sticks his head out*
*...and sees Pegasus' leering at him*
"OH SHIT - "
*looks around wildly for an escape*
'Hey...where'd Kaiba go?'
*spots Kaiba in a far corner*
'That coward - eeek!'
"STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR!!"
Pegasus: *dreamily*
"It's so soft!"
Bakura: *eyes go wide*
'What am I gonna do?'
He suddenly realized that he was still clutching the Millenium Eye. So he did the only thing he could think of. He flung it at the drunk gay man.
*thonk*
Pegasus: "Owwwowwoww..."
*collapses at Bakura's feet*
Bakura: *shudder*
"My beautiful hair's contaminated! I'll have to burn it now..."
*sniffle*
'Oops...did I say that out loud?'
Kaiba: *looking at him strangely*
"You okay, Bakura?"
Bakura: *sweatdrop*
'Guess I did...'
*gruffly*
"Yeah I'm fine, no thanks to you. Fat lot of help you were, hiding in that corner."
Kaiba: *indignant*
"I wasn't hiding! I was just ah...examining the cracks in the walls!"
Bakura: *smirk*
"Whatever you say, O Courageous One...so help me find that Eye already."
*starts looking for Millenium Eye again*
Kaiba: *helps him*
After twenty minutes of crawling around on the floor and increasingly frenzied searching on Bakura's part, they still couldn't find it.
Bakura: *sweatdrop, sweatdrop, sweatdrop...etc*
"Where - is - it?!?!"
*runs around madly in circles*
"I - must - find - it!"
*runs around some more*
"My - Millenium - Item!"
*suddenly stops*
*lip starts quivering*
*starts bawling*
"Waaah!!"
*sniffle sniffle*
Kaiba: O_o
'Geez...what is WRONG with that guy?'
"Um...there, there, Bakura...it's not so bad..."
*sweatdrop*
Bakura: *wiping eyes*
*sniffle*
Suddenly, a ray of light shone down from above.
Kaiba and Bakura: *shades eyes*
"The light...it's blinding me! Aiyee!"
Tea: *standing in doorway*
"Are you guys alright? I thought I heard someone crying down there."
Joey: *appears in doorway next to her*
"Don't be stupid, Tea. It's Kaiba and Bakura. They'd never cry."
*gets a look at Bakura's tear-stained face*
"Er...I stand corrected."
Tea: *pushes Joey away*
"You guys want to come out now? Yami's sulking in the corner because - "
Yami: *shoots her a death glare*
Tea: "Uh, anyway, we all decided that you'd been down there long enough."
Kaiba: *sarcastically*
"Why thank you, your highness."
Tea: *flushes angrily*
"Fine, stay down there with Pegasus then!"
*slams door*
Kaiba: *sweatdrop*
"NONONO!! I was just kidding! Let us out!!"
Tea: *opens door and grins*
"Haha, I was just kidding."
Kaiba: *anime fall*
"Grrr...come on, Bakura, let's get out of this hellhole. Wait a minute, this is MY hellhole. Er...come on, Bakura!"
*grabs Bakura's arm and half drags him out*
Bakura: *silent and sniffling*
Everyone except Kaiba: O_O
'Bakura?! Crying?!?!'
Kaiba: *amused at their reaction*
"He's just upset 'cause he lost the Millenium Eye down there, no biggie."
Bakura: *bursts into tears and runs out of room*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tea had forgotten to close the cellar door throughout all this. Well, you would too, if you saw Bakura crying, but that's beside the point. Anyway, with the cellar door open, they suddenly heard a low, sinister sounding laugh coming from the darkness of the cellar.
Everyone: *major sweatdrop*
'Oh crap, it's Pegasus!'
Tea: *hurls herself at door*
They all heaved a sigh of relief when it slammed, and Tristan hurried to bar it with the chair again. But what they didn't see was that in the black depths below, Pegasus was still collapsed where Bakura had downed him. He hadn't moved at all.
Author's Note: Ahh...another chapter done! (Kaiba & Bakura: Nooo! Another chapter done!) Right, anyways...once again, I'd like to thank my reviewers ~ Passionwind, tara, linkfan1, Kiki Jones, Lover of Kaiba, Kaiba-Lover- KatherineKaiba, Joshua&yami, Alyia, lynx wings, and Tasha!
Tristan: *comes storming in*
Just 'cause I have pedophilic tendencies doesn't mean you can announce them to the whole world! *pause* Oops...did I just say that? I meant...bye!
*zips out of here*
A/N cont'd: Well...uh...you learn a new thing everyday! *big fake grin* I think a certain pair are going to be making an appearance too, in 3...2...1...
*BAM*
*Kaiba and Bakura appear in doorway looking very pissed...*
*start shouting incoherently and very derogatorily*
Five minutes later:
*still shouting incoherently and very derogatorily*
A/N cont'd: Hey guys? The reviewers think this is getting boring. (Shh, just play along!)
*shouts get louder and the words aren't just aimed at me*
Okay, that's it. When you insult my reviewers, you insult me!
*hands them each a bar of soap and shoves/kicks them out the door*
Geezums. You'd think they'd have a sense of humor. Some people just can't take a joke. I mean, getting locked in a dark cellar with Pegasus isn't the WORST thing that could happen. Right? Anyone?
*blinks*
Well fine then. Even if it is, I did say it was the ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT, so it was justified! Right? Anyone?
*blinks*
Oh no!! What have I done?! I've scarred them for life! ACK!
*runs after Kaiba and Bakura screaming an apology*
Mokuba: *pops in randomly and hyperly*
Um, hi. She tried to get rid of me, but that didn't work because I got sent home since me and my friend were making too much noise 'cause we were playing cops and robbers but then I tripped and bumped my head on a lamp which fell on the cat and the cat screeched and clawed up the curtains and it got stuck up there, so we were trying to get it down and we were too short so we had to stack up some books and climb up those, but then we accidently brought the whole thing crashing down but anyway, now I'm going to go see why Seto and Bakura are eating soap, okay, don't forget to review!
*zooms off at a zilliion miles an hour*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If you think I do, you must have been getting drunk with Kaiba and Bakura. That and all related material is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. I don't own Superglue either. (Don't get any funny ideas)
Author's Note: I'M SO SORRY!! I know I haven't updated in a while, and school is the reason. Grr...well, this chapter's extra long to make up for it!
Okay now. Thanks to lynx wings and Lover of Kaiba for guessing! *Reads the guesses again* Hmm...none of them were right, but there were some good ones!
lynx wings: Hilarious guesses! No, really. I laughed so hard...in fact, I may use some of them later! Actually, the Pegasus soul mate thing was the closest so far! Hehe, I'm not being mean to Kaiba and Bakura...*wicked grin* Don't you know that you have to hurt the ones you love? Hehehe...it's alllll for the sake of humor! As you will soon see...
Lover of Kaiba: I'll be more than glad to do Peggy-bashing - I just watched the first Champion vs. Creator episode and my Pegasus Intolerance Level has never been higher! So just think of that when you read the "bashing." No really, literally, it's bashing! BTW, Mokuba got sent to his friend's house to be safe, at least until they got rid of their one-eyed friend. Hehe, but he makes an appearance in the Author's Note at the end!
A duel, huh? Hmm...now that would actually be a punishment for them, if it were against Yami. Since he always wins, lol. (Yami: *bored* That's the 239835th time I beat you, let's play something else now... Kaiba: Nooo...must...beat...pharaoh...*collapses*) But I think you'll find that the real Ultimate Punishment will be just as bad for them...though a spanking wasn't a bad idea...*wink wink*
Kaiba & Bakura: AAH! NO SPANKING!!
*try to run away but discover that their shoes are superglued to the floor*
*try to take off their shoes but can't because their fingers are superglued together*
A/N cont'd: *hides Superglue behind back* I'm the author here, I get to decide! And I say that -
*yells*
YOU WILL -
*whisper*
not -
*resumes yelling*
GET A SPANKING!!
K&B: O_o
Yep, she's gone crazy. In that case, we'll just be going now...
*try to leave but are stopped by the booming voice of Yami...*
Chapter 6: The ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!
Yami: *has a dark cloud over him*
"NOW MY MINIONS, OPEN THE PORTAL OF DOOM!"
*maniacal laugh*
*everyone just stands around giving him strange looks*
"Ahem. I SAID, NOW MY MIN- oh, never mind, just open the damn door!"
Joey: *lightbulb dings above his head*
*opens door to the wine cellar*
Yami: *has an evil glint in eyes*
"It's time... for the uh-uh-uh-uh-ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!"
(A/N: Get it? Hehe...)
"Throw em' in! Whahahahaa!"
Kaiba & Bakura: *color drains from faces*
"Oh crap, oh crap , oh crappity crap - but-but-but...we're drunk! You wouldn't, you couldn't!
Yami: *threatening tone*
"Couldn't...what?"
Kaiba & Bakura: "Do this to - "
*get heaved into cellar*
"...usssssss...owies..."
Yugi: *coming back into kitchen*
"Wow! You guys got them back good! That's evil, that is, dumping them in a dark cellar with a drunk Pegasus...even though I think I already punished them enough."
Joey: "Whatever, Yuge. I don't think tying someone's shoelaces together is very effective."
Yugi: *slyly*
"Oh, really?"
Joey: "Heheh...I guess little people like you can only think of little punishments."
*spots something*
"Hey! Are those some left-over pancakes?"
*trips*
"Damn! Someone tied my shoelaces together!"
Yugi: *runs out of room cackling again...*
Joey: "Why that - I'll get that little shrimp...right after I eat this pancake!"
Serenity: "Joey Wheeler, I'm not staying up the whole night tonight listening to you moan and groan about your stomach!"
Tristan: *reading from a tiny notepad*
"Yeah! You were on the pot from 12:53 and 14 seconds to 1:23 and 46 seconds. You also wear Fruit of the Loom briefs that are around size 16 but -"
*suddenly realizes everyone is staring at him with a horrified look on their faces, except Joey who is trying to inconspicuously hold the tablecloth over his...you know what*
"Um...um...AMNESIA!"
*falls to floor covering his face...but not before stowing the notebook carefully away*
Everyone stared at him in disgust, shrugged, and went to watch TV.
Meanwhile in the pitch-black cellar, Kaiba and Bakura had instantly become sober upon hitting the cement floor...hard. But that didn't mean that they had regained control of their motor functions. In other words, they were laying on the floor in a messy heap of white hair and blue trench coat, and were having a very hard time getting up again.
Kaiba: *muffled*
"Gerroff me, tomb robber!"
Bakura: *muffled too*
"You gerroff! Your stupid trench coat is suffocating me! AGH!"
*both start trying disentangle themselves*
Kaiba: "Get the hell off me! Why are you all limp...and damn! You stink! Wine goes in your mouth, not on your clothes! Didn't you figure that out last night?"
Bakura: *strangely*
"What are you talking about? I'm not even touching you."
Kaiba: "Shut up, you liar...and will you get off?! I can't feel my legs!"
*tries to free himself*
Bakura: "You shut up! Here, I'll prove it to you!"
*a ring of light begins to shine faintly*
Kaiba: "Hey, you WERE telling the truth...then what's - "
Bakura: "Uh...Kaiba? I think I'm going to turn off my light now..."
Kaiba: "Why? I need light to see how to get this thing off me!"
Bakura: "Remember who we locked down here?"
Kaiba: *sinking feeling in stomach*
"Um..."
*Millenium Ring glows brighter*
*peers through darkness at the limp figure slumped over his legs*
*light reflects off a mess of long silver hair*
Kaiba: "OH GOD NO!!!"
*kicks furiously and succeeds in getting Pegasus' prone body off*
'Whew, he weighs a lot for someone who lives only on wine and cheese...'
Kaiba and Bakura frantically tried to scramble away, but as soon as they got up and took a step, they promptly fell down again. After tripping over themselves a couple times, they realized that they needed to untie their shoelaces. Then, they hauled ass to the corner farthest away from Pegasus.
Ten minutes later, after many furtive and suspicious glances at the passed out Pegasus, they decided they were bored.
Kaiba: "Okay, we've been here for a while, and he hasn't moved. So what are we going to do? I'm guessing we have a few more hours to go before they let us out. And I'm going to go crazy if we don't - "
Bakura: *simply*
"Let's throw things at him."
Kaiba: *evil grin spreads across his face*
'Revenge...wahahaaa!'
"I like the way you think. Let's make it a competition - Two points for a thump, five for a bonk, and an automatic win if he grunts."
Bakura: "Agreed - unh!"
*throws a rock at Pegasus*
*thump*
"Yes! Two points!"
Kaiba: "Oh yeah, take this!"
*heaves a rock over*
*bonk*
"Hahaha! Five points! You pathetic tomb robber!"
Bakura: "No one calls me pathetic and gets away with it!"
*another rock slams into Pegasus*
Fifteen minutes later, the score was tied, 47 to 47. Unfortunately, they were out of rocks. Why would there be rocks in a wine cellar in the first place? (A/N: Who cares, they're being thrown at Pegasus and that's all you need to know.)
Kaiba: "What? No more rocks? That's not fair! I need to win! WIN, I say!"
Bakura: "Nooo! There's nothing to throw!"
*both searching for a projectile to throw, and win the game*
Bakura: *feels in his pocket*
"Ah ha!"
*smirks*
"I found something! Ha!"
*Whatever-it-was flies toward Pegasus*
*plink*
Kaiba: 'Plink? What the -'
"Plink? You don't get any points for a plink."
Bakura: "You idiot, I get a bajillion points for a plink! I win! WAHAHA-"
Kaiba: *curiously*
"What did you throw at him?"
Bakura: *still gloating*
"Oh I don't know, I found something in my pocket. What? It's not like it's the Millenium Eye."
*realizes what he said...and where he put the Eye after taking it from Peggy*
"Oh shit, shit, shit...gotta find it...must find the Millenium item..."
*crazily searching the floor*
Kaiba: *looking on amusedly*
"You're not looking in the right place. You threw it at Pegasus, remember? So you have to look over there. Or are you too scared to do it? Hahaha -"
Bakura: "Foolish mortal, I'm not scared of anything! But I think I'll turn on my ring before going over there...heheh."
*ring gives off an eerie yellow light*
*marches over to Pegasus*
"Now where is that damn thing...hey, what's that?"
*bends over Pegasus to get a closer look*
"Hey, is that it?"
Kaiba: *leaning against far wall, arms crossed with a smug look on his face*
"Where?"
Bakura: "Crap! It's in Pegasus' hand!"
Kaiba: *smirking*
"Better be careful...after all, you don't want to wake him up, do you?"
Bakura: *ignores him*
Bakura faced a rather difficult task; prying the Eye out of Pegasus' hand was harder than it sounded. Gingerly, he stretched out his hand toward the Eye. At the same time, he was keeping one eye on Pegasus' eyes so he could see if they opened suddenly while he was concentrating on the task at hand. (No pun intended, haha!)
As his hand drew closer and closer to his goal, his breathing quickened and sweat began rolling down his face. His eyes were now fixed steadily on the Eye.
Bakura: 'Just a little closer...'
Kaiba: "BOO!"
Bakura: *jumps a foot into the air*
"Damn you," he spat.
Kaiba: *snickering*
"Sorry...couldn't resist...haha, I got you sooo good..."
Bakura: *resumes reaching for the Eye*
This time, he was impatient and more sure of himself. Bakura's fingers finally closed around the smooth, round object. He heaved a sigh of relief and was standing up and turning around when suddenly...
Cold, clammy fingers closed around his own!!
Bakura: *strangled*
"Eurgh -"
Instinctively, Bakura's eyes darted to Pegasus' face. And what he saw made him almost pee in his pants. (Almost! He didn't!) He had glanced at the exact moment Pegasus opened his eyes.
Pegasus: *groggy*
*sees a patch of light colored hair*
"Is that you, Cecelia?"
Bakura: *major sweatdrop*
"Uh...no?"
*hastily withdraws his hand and gets as far away as he can from Pegasus*
Kaiba was laughing his ass off at the whole scene, but he shut up as soon as he realized that Pegasus was trying to see where the sound was coming from. Also because Bakura was threatening to disembowel him if he didn't "shut the hell up."
Bakura: *hissing*
"What...the...crap...d'you...think...you're...doing?"
Kaiba: *hissing back*
"Get your filthy hands off my trench coat, dummy. And don't threaten me or I'll crack your head open."
Bakura: *smirk*
Kaiba: *sneer*
Pegasus: *still not totally awake*
"Ce..Ce..Cecelia! It's you, my darling Cecelia!"
Bakura and Kaiba turned around at that, and much to their horror, Pegasus was staggering rather drunkenly toward them.
Bakura: *panicking*
"He sees my hair! Oh no, what're we gonna do? What am I gonna do?"
Kaiba: *also panicking*
"Um..uh...okay, here!"
*pushes Bakura behind him and covers his head with part of his trench coat*
*Pegasus continues to get closer...and closer*
Kaiba: *really panicking now*
"Psst...it's not working! He's still coming! DO something!"
Bakura: *sticks his head out*
*...and sees Pegasus' leering at him*
"OH SHIT - "
*looks around wildly for an escape*
'Hey...where'd Kaiba go?'
*spots Kaiba in a far corner*
'That coward - eeek!'
"STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR!!"
Pegasus: *dreamily*
"It's so soft!"
Bakura: *eyes go wide*
'What am I gonna do?'
He suddenly realized that he was still clutching the Millenium Eye. So he did the only thing he could think of. He flung it at the drunk gay man.
*thonk*
Pegasus: "Owwwowwoww..."
*collapses at Bakura's feet*
Bakura: *shudder*
"My beautiful hair's contaminated! I'll have to burn it now..."
*sniffle*
'Oops...did I say that out loud?'
Kaiba: *looking at him strangely*
"You okay, Bakura?"
Bakura: *sweatdrop*
'Guess I did...'
*gruffly*
"Yeah I'm fine, no thanks to you. Fat lot of help you were, hiding in that corner."
Kaiba: *indignant*
"I wasn't hiding! I was just ah...examining the cracks in the walls!"
Bakura: *smirk*
"Whatever you say, O Courageous One...so help me find that Eye already."
*starts looking for Millenium Eye again*
Kaiba: *helps him*
After twenty minutes of crawling around on the floor and increasingly frenzied searching on Bakura's part, they still couldn't find it.
Bakura: *sweatdrop, sweatdrop, sweatdrop...etc*
"Where - is - it?!?!"
*runs around madly in circles*
"I - must - find - it!"
*runs around some more*
"My - Millenium - Item!"
*suddenly stops*
*lip starts quivering*
*starts bawling*
"Waaah!!"
*sniffle sniffle*
Kaiba: O_o
'Geez...what is WRONG with that guy?'
"Um...there, there, Bakura...it's not so bad..."
*sweatdrop*
Bakura: *wiping eyes*
*sniffle*
Suddenly, a ray of light shone down from above.
Kaiba and Bakura: *shades eyes*
"The light...it's blinding me! Aiyee!"
Tea: *standing in doorway*
"Are you guys alright? I thought I heard someone crying down there."
Joey: *appears in doorway next to her*
"Don't be stupid, Tea. It's Kaiba and Bakura. They'd never cry."
*gets a look at Bakura's tear-stained face*
"Er...I stand corrected."
Tea: *pushes Joey away*
"You guys want to come out now? Yami's sulking in the corner because - "
Yami: *shoots her a death glare*
Tea: "Uh, anyway, we all decided that you'd been down there long enough."
Kaiba: *sarcastically*
"Why thank you, your highness."
Tea: *flushes angrily*
"Fine, stay down there with Pegasus then!"
*slams door*
Kaiba: *sweatdrop*
"NONONO!! I was just kidding! Let us out!!"
Tea: *opens door and grins*
"Haha, I was just kidding."
Kaiba: *anime fall*
"Grrr...come on, Bakura, let's get out of this hellhole. Wait a minute, this is MY hellhole. Er...come on, Bakura!"
*grabs Bakura's arm and half drags him out*
Bakura: *silent and sniffling*
Everyone except Kaiba: O_O
'Bakura?! Crying?!?!'
Kaiba: *amused at their reaction*
"He's just upset 'cause he lost the Millenium Eye down there, no biggie."
Bakura: *bursts into tears and runs out of room*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Tea had forgotten to close the cellar door throughout all this. Well, you would too, if you saw Bakura crying, but that's beside the point. Anyway, with the cellar door open, they suddenly heard a low, sinister sounding laugh coming from the darkness of the cellar.
Everyone: *major sweatdrop*
'Oh crap, it's Pegasus!'
Tea: *hurls herself at door*
They all heaved a sigh of relief when it slammed, and Tristan hurried to bar it with the chair again. But what they didn't see was that in the black depths below, Pegasus was still collapsed where Bakura had downed him. He hadn't moved at all.
Author's Note: Ahh...another chapter done! (Kaiba & Bakura: Nooo! Another chapter done!) Right, anyways...once again, I'd like to thank my reviewers ~ Passionwind, tara, linkfan1, Kiki Jones, Lover of Kaiba, Kaiba-Lover- KatherineKaiba, Joshua&yami, Alyia, lynx wings, and Tasha!
Tristan: *comes storming in*
Just 'cause I have pedophilic tendencies doesn't mean you can announce them to the whole world! *pause* Oops...did I just say that? I meant...bye!
*zips out of here*
A/N cont'd: Well...uh...you learn a new thing everyday! *big fake grin* I think a certain pair are going to be making an appearance too, in 3...2...1...
*BAM*
*Kaiba and Bakura appear in doorway looking very pissed...*
*start shouting incoherently and very derogatorily*
Five minutes later:
*still shouting incoherently and very derogatorily*
A/N cont'd: Hey guys? The reviewers think this is getting boring. (Shh, just play along!)
*shouts get louder and the words aren't just aimed at me*
Okay, that's it. When you insult my reviewers, you insult me!
*hands them each a bar of soap and shoves/kicks them out the door*
Geezums. You'd think they'd have a sense of humor. Some people just can't take a joke. I mean, getting locked in a dark cellar with Pegasus isn't the WORST thing that could happen. Right? Anyone?
*blinks*
Well fine then. Even if it is, I did say it was the ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT, so it was justified! Right? Anyone?
*blinks*
Oh no!! What have I done?! I've scarred them for life! ACK!
*runs after Kaiba and Bakura screaming an apology*
Mokuba: *pops in randomly and hyperly*
Um, hi. She tried to get rid of me, but that didn't work because I got sent home since me and my friend were making too much noise 'cause we were playing cops and robbers but then I tripped and bumped my head on a lamp which fell on the cat and the cat screeched and clawed up the curtains and it got stuck up there, so we were trying to get it down and we were too short so we had to stack up some books and climb up those, but then we accidently brought the whole thing crashing down but anyway, now I'm going to go see why Seto and Bakura are eating soap, okay, don't forget to review!
*zooms off at a zilliion miles an hour*
