Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any related material, Hot Wheels,
Ponies, etc. All right! You got me! I don't own anything in this fic!
Except for the almost non-existent and rambling plot.
Author's Note: Here I am, working on this at 2 in the morning, when I should really be revising my English essay. But you know what? I'm sick and tired of school, and I decided I needed some laughs, so that's my explanation. Hey, works for me. So here's the other half of the chapter!
Chapter Eight: The REAL Sleepover!
Mai: "You know what? This is the most twisted, messed up slumber party I've ever been to. We haven't even played any games."
Kaiba: "Yes we have, Bakura and I played 'Scare the Crap Out of People' game."
*thinking*
'And I played the 'Prank People While They're in the Shower' game. Bwahaha - Oh, right...don't look guilty.'
Mai: "You know that's not what I mean. What I mean is..."
*long pause where she looks around at everyone meaningfully*
*guys start getting uneasy*
Yami: "Uh...no. We're not playing any of THOSE kinds of games, right guys?"
Yugi: *looks up*
"Huh?"
*resumes playing Hot Wheels*
Yami: *exasperated*
"Pay attention...and gimme those!"
*swipes Yugi's Hot Wheels*
Yugi: *bottom lip starts quivering*
"You-you-you took my car!
*tears start welling up in eyes*
Yami: "Uh oh...not tantrum mode! I'm s-s-sorry, Yugi! Here, take it back! Take it!"
Yugi: *sniffle*
Yami: 'TOO LATE...'
O_o
*lets out ear-splitting shriek*
*throws himself down and starts kicking the floor while yelling*
"WAAAH! Everybody hates me! Nobody loves me! And Yami took my Hot Wheels! Waaaah!"
Everyone, especially Yami: *sweatdrop*
Kaiba: *under his breath*
"What a baby..."
Yugi: *who has supersharp hearing*
"AAAH! You called me a baby!! You want baby? I'll give you baby!"
Yami: "Everyone, take out your helmets!"
Magically, funny looking square helmets appear on everyone's head but Kaiba's.
Kaiba: "What the...what helmet? I'm surrounded by dorks!"
*leaves the room rolling his eyes*
Yugi: *still in tantrum mode*
*follows Kaiba while clenching and unclenching his fists*
*..and cackling softly*
Two seconds later, sounds of scuffling and surprised yelling filled the air.
Tea: *horrified*
"Omigosh! Yugi must be hurt! We've gotta help him!"
Yami: *sighing*
"No, I'm afraid it's not Yugi that needs our help..."
And as he said those words, Yugi popped back into the room, brushing off his hands with a satisfied air.
*everyone rushes to Kaiba who is lying on the ground mumbling incoherently*
Kaiba: "Cars, so many cars..."
Ryou: "Look, Kaiba has mini-tire marks all over his face!"
Joey: "Hey, look what I found! A tire from a Hot Wheels car! Ow! It's got spikes!"
Mai: *slyly*
"We should get him cleaned up. Come on, girls! Oh and Tea, get my makeup bag!"
Tea: *gets a crafty look*
"Ohhh...okay!"
Serenity: "I don't get it."
Mai: "You'll see, come on!"
*wink*
So the girls left er...dragging Kaiba into one of the 23 bathrooms.
*guys stand there stupidly for a couple seconds until...*
Ryou: "Hey guys, I think we'd better check up on my Yami."
Just then, the girls burst out of the bathroom with Kaiba in tow.
Mai: *cheerily*
"All done!"
Tea and Serenity: *doubled up with laughter*
As soon as the others saw Kaiba, they realized why. The girls had taken their revenge by slopping so much makeup on Kaiba's face that he looked well...like a whore or something.
(A/N: Bear in mind...this is 2 AM material...and I did rate it PG-13!)
Yami: *through snorts*
"We've...got...to get a...picture...*snort*!"
Yugi: "Got it!"
*snap*
*click*
A couple...hundred photos later, they decided to wipe the gunk off Kaiba's face and wake him up for real. Poor Kaiba had no idea of what happened...and no one bothered to tell him either, least of all Yami and Joey.
Ryou: "ANYway, my Yami?"
They all sweatdropped at the thought of Bakura uncharacteristically running out on them crying, and decided to make sure he wasn't doing anything illegal.
After some wandering around, they finally heard noises coming from behind a closed bedroom door. Quickly, they pushed open the door to reveal...
Bakura, the Master of Evil, playing with toy ponies!
Bakura: *looks up guiltily at all the astonished faces*
"H-h-hiii...I mean, what the HELL are you looking at?!"
*growl*
(A/N: In a futile attempt to appear macho...hehe)
Bakura: "Uh...hey, what's that?"
*pointing to a spot behind the group*
*group turns*
'Geez...how gullible can you get?!'
When the group turned back around, the ponies had mysteriously disappeared and Bakura's jacket was bulging in odd places.
All: O_o
Yami: 'Not gonna ask.'
Mai: "Uh...anyway, we were just wondering if you wanted to play some...games with us."
Bakura: *suddenly gets an evil look*
"Sure, if Yami's playing too..."
'Yes! Rematch!'
Kaiba: *gets same evil look*
"Right, I'll play if Yami does..."
'Yes! Rematch!'
Girls: "Yay! Then that's settled, let's go!"
Kaiba: "Hold on, let me get my deck -"
Bakura: "Me too -"
Mai: *Innocently*
*pulling a Kaiba*
"Now whoever said anything about a deck?"
All the guys: "HUH?"
Tea and Serenity were edging toward the door, unnoticed, throughout the entire conversation. Just then, they were close enough so when the boys tried to make a run for it, they slammed the door shut and effectively barred it with their bodies.
Guys: *skid to a halt*
*confused*
Joey: "Now wait a minute, Serenity, you'll open the door for us, won't you?"
Yami: "Yeah, I always liked you, you'll do it for me?"Tristan: "Come on, you're the nice one, right?"
Mai: *from behind*
"Yoo hoo! Time to play Truth or Dare!"
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
*look at Tea and Serenity*
Tea and Serenity: *nod slowly*
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
Girls: *take out handcuffs*
Serenity: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way..."
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
Yami: *all of sudden becomes calm*
"Ha! Me and Bakura can use the power of our Millenium Items to break out of anything you put us into! Right, Bakura?"
Bakura: "Right! I can break out of anything, anytime, anywhere! Except for these special handcuffs that I keep right -"
*pats his back pocket*
"- here - wait - "
*begins patting himself furiously*
"Here- no, here! Wait, here! Aagh! Where are those damn things?!"
Mai: *jingling cuffs*
"Looking for these?"
Bakura: "NOOOOOO!!"
*lunges in slow motion toward Mai*
Tea: *trips him*
"Oops, I didn't NOT mean to do that!"
Bakura: *falls flat on his face*
*about 10 ponies spill out...plus a book titled "How to Achieve World Domination in 12 Easy Steps"*
Ryou: "HEY! I was looking for those pon-"
*everyone looks at him*
"- The uh...BOOK! I was looking for the BOOK!"
*everyone stares even harder*
"I mean the PONIES! Yeah, the PONIES!"
Yugi: *shakes finger*
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I never knew this side of you, Ryou."
Ryou: *hangs head*
"I'm- I'm sorry, guys. I have a problem, and I'm not ashamed to admit it anymore! I need help!"
*turns around and sits in the corner*
Everyone: *sees the shadow of a "galloping" toy pony on the wall*
Yugi: *furtively picks up book and stows it away in his hair*
'Heh heh heh...I might be interested in this myself!'
Mai: "OKAY! It's time to begin Truth or Dare! Come on, Ryou, get up, Bakura!"
*everyone reluctantly/excitedly sat down in a circle*
"I'll go first! Let's see..."
*taps her chin and stares at each person intently*
"JOEY!"
*Joey jumps*
"Truth or dare?"
Joey: "I pick dare! Ya can't scare me!"
Mai: "We'll see about that. I dare you to...moon the first car that drives past that window!"
Jeoy: *face brightens*
"Sure, I know everyone wants to see my fine ass!"
Tristan: "Damn right!"
*long pause*
"I-I think I'll just keep my thoughts to myself now."
So, Joey mooned the first car that drove by. Two seconds later, they heard a loud squealing of tires and some loud cussing.
Joey: *grinning proudly while zipping up pants*
"Yep, feel the power!"
Tristan: *forgetting what he just said*
"Sure!"
*and slaps Joey across his "power"*
Joey: O______O
Kaiba: "HA! I knew it! Pay up, Yami!"
Yami: *sighs*
"Who woulda known...fine, here."
Joey: "I AM NOT GAY!!!"
Yami: *glances at Kaiba*
Kaiba: *quickly*
"All deals are final. No refunds."
Joey: *glares at Kaiba*
"Your turn, moneybags. Truth or Dare?"
Kaiba: "Humph. Dare."
Joey: *snickering*
"Then...I dare ya to...eat dog food!"
Kaiba: *snorts*
"Why would I have any dog food in my house?"
Joey: "Umm...well, no problem, I have some right here!"
*pulls out a bag from his pocket*
*ignores the funny looks*
"And...you have to eat them with whatever Bakura has in his other pocket! Bakura, show him what he's won!"
*Bakura reaches into his other pocket*
Joey: "And you have to eat it with...SOY SAUCE! Soy sauce?"
*shrugs*
"Ah well, eat up, Kaiba-boy!"
Kaiba: "What the - why do you have soy sauce in your pocket? And why do you have dog food - oh wait, I forgot, you're a CHIHUA-"
Joey: *stuffs food into Kaiba's mouth*
Kaiba: "MMRPH!!"
*chew chew*
*GULP*
"I...pick...Yugi..."
*runs to bathroom*
They hear gagging sounds...toilet flush...then silence.
Kaiba: *reappearing mostly normal*
"Yugi, Truth or Dare?"
Yugi: "Hm...that's a tough one. I think I'll pick...Truth."
Kaiba: *malicious grin*
"Yugi...why are you so short? I mean, really, Mokuba is getting to be taller than you."
Yugi: *face turns red*
"Aaaagh! I'm just a late bloomer, that's all!"
Kaiba: "If you're not going to tell the truth, there's no point in playing this game."
Yugi: "I AM telling the truth!"
Joey: "Okay, let's stop picking on the little guy now."
Yugi: "Stop calling me LITTLE!!"
*holds his breath and clenches his fists*
"I can't TAKE it ANYMORE!!!"
Yami: *thinking quickly*
"It's your turn to ask someone now, Yugi!"
Yugi: *instant happiness*
"Oh yeah! Hehehe...Tea, truth or dare?"
Tea: "Uh...dare, I guess."
Yugi: "Yes! I have the perfect dare! It's the most daringest you're ever going to hear! I dare you to..."
*everyone leans forward in anticipation*
"...to say the word-"
*whispers*
"...butt."
*laughs like a maniac*
Everyone: *leans back, disappointed*
Tea: "Oh. Well, okay, BUTT."
Yugi: *shrieks with laughter*
"Um-um-um-um-ummmmmm! You said a bad word!"
Tea: "Bad word, huh? How about this? STUPID! SHUT UP! SUCK!"
Yugi: "Aaah! You're contaminating my pure mind! I must go cleanse myself!"
*runs off to bathroom*
*in distance*
"Hey Kaiba, nice Blue Eyes toilet...it matches the toliet paper...and the towel - what is this, a shrine or something?"
Kaiba: *shuts door firmly*
"Hehehe, yes, thank you. I believe it was your turn, Tea."
Tea: "Ryou, Truth or Dare?"
But Ryou never got a chance to answer, because just then, the doorbell rang. Actually, it rang several times, accompanied by some loud knocking and yells of, "Seto! Seto!"
Author's Note: Whoever could it be? I bet intelligent and observant people like you know who it is...*grin* Well, that's the end of this chapter, I suppose I just wanted to get it posted. Drop me a review and say which truth or dare you liked the best or found the funniest - I'm just curious. Personally...I thought Joey's was the funniest, but definitely deserving of the PG-13 rating...^_~
Author's Note: Here I am, working on this at 2 in the morning, when I should really be revising my English essay. But you know what? I'm sick and tired of school, and I decided I needed some laughs, so that's my explanation. Hey, works for me. So here's the other half of the chapter!
Chapter Eight: The REAL Sleepover!
Mai: "You know what? This is the most twisted, messed up slumber party I've ever been to. We haven't even played any games."
Kaiba: "Yes we have, Bakura and I played 'Scare the Crap Out of People' game."
*thinking*
'And I played the 'Prank People While They're in the Shower' game. Bwahaha - Oh, right...don't look guilty.'
Mai: "You know that's not what I mean. What I mean is..."
*long pause where she looks around at everyone meaningfully*
*guys start getting uneasy*
Yami: "Uh...no. We're not playing any of THOSE kinds of games, right guys?"
Yugi: *looks up*
"Huh?"
*resumes playing Hot Wheels*
Yami: *exasperated*
"Pay attention...and gimme those!"
*swipes Yugi's Hot Wheels*
Yugi: *bottom lip starts quivering*
"You-you-you took my car!
*tears start welling up in eyes*
Yami: "Uh oh...not tantrum mode! I'm s-s-sorry, Yugi! Here, take it back! Take it!"
Yugi: *sniffle*
Yami: 'TOO LATE...'
O_o
*lets out ear-splitting shriek*
*throws himself down and starts kicking the floor while yelling*
"WAAAH! Everybody hates me! Nobody loves me! And Yami took my Hot Wheels! Waaaah!"
Everyone, especially Yami: *sweatdrop*
Kaiba: *under his breath*
"What a baby..."
Yugi: *who has supersharp hearing*
"AAAH! You called me a baby!! You want baby? I'll give you baby!"
Yami: "Everyone, take out your helmets!"
Magically, funny looking square helmets appear on everyone's head but Kaiba's.
Kaiba: "What the...what helmet? I'm surrounded by dorks!"
*leaves the room rolling his eyes*
Yugi: *still in tantrum mode*
*follows Kaiba while clenching and unclenching his fists*
*..and cackling softly*
Two seconds later, sounds of scuffling and surprised yelling filled the air.
Tea: *horrified*
"Omigosh! Yugi must be hurt! We've gotta help him!"
Yami: *sighing*
"No, I'm afraid it's not Yugi that needs our help..."
And as he said those words, Yugi popped back into the room, brushing off his hands with a satisfied air.
*everyone rushes to Kaiba who is lying on the ground mumbling incoherently*
Kaiba: "Cars, so many cars..."
Ryou: "Look, Kaiba has mini-tire marks all over his face!"
Joey: "Hey, look what I found! A tire from a Hot Wheels car! Ow! It's got spikes!"
Mai: *slyly*
"We should get him cleaned up. Come on, girls! Oh and Tea, get my makeup bag!"
Tea: *gets a crafty look*
"Ohhh...okay!"
Serenity: "I don't get it."
Mai: "You'll see, come on!"
*wink*
So the girls left er...dragging Kaiba into one of the 23 bathrooms.
*guys stand there stupidly for a couple seconds until...*
Ryou: "Hey guys, I think we'd better check up on my Yami."
Just then, the girls burst out of the bathroom with Kaiba in tow.
Mai: *cheerily*
"All done!"
Tea and Serenity: *doubled up with laughter*
As soon as the others saw Kaiba, they realized why. The girls had taken their revenge by slopping so much makeup on Kaiba's face that he looked well...like a whore or something.
(A/N: Bear in mind...this is 2 AM material...and I did rate it PG-13!)
Yami: *through snorts*
"We've...got...to get a...picture...*snort*!"
Yugi: "Got it!"
*snap*
*click*
A couple...hundred photos later, they decided to wipe the gunk off Kaiba's face and wake him up for real. Poor Kaiba had no idea of what happened...and no one bothered to tell him either, least of all Yami and Joey.
Ryou: "ANYway, my Yami?"
They all sweatdropped at the thought of Bakura uncharacteristically running out on them crying, and decided to make sure he wasn't doing anything illegal.
After some wandering around, they finally heard noises coming from behind a closed bedroom door. Quickly, they pushed open the door to reveal...
Bakura, the Master of Evil, playing with toy ponies!
Bakura: *looks up guiltily at all the astonished faces*
"H-h-hiii...I mean, what the HELL are you looking at?!"
*growl*
(A/N: In a futile attempt to appear macho...hehe)
Bakura: "Uh...hey, what's that?"
*pointing to a spot behind the group*
*group turns*
'Geez...how gullible can you get?!'
When the group turned back around, the ponies had mysteriously disappeared and Bakura's jacket was bulging in odd places.
All: O_o
Yami: 'Not gonna ask.'
Mai: "Uh...anyway, we were just wondering if you wanted to play some...games with us."
Bakura: *suddenly gets an evil look*
"Sure, if Yami's playing too..."
'Yes! Rematch!'
Kaiba: *gets same evil look*
"Right, I'll play if Yami does..."
'Yes! Rematch!'
Girls: "Yay! Then that's settled, let's go!"
Kaiba: "Hold on, let me get my deck -"
Bakura: "Me too -"
Mai: *Innocently*
*pulling a Kaiba*
"Now whoever said anything about a deck?"
All the guys: "HUH?"
Tea and Serenity were edging toward the door, unnoticed, throughout the entire conversation. Just then, they were close enough so when the boys tried to make a run for it, they slammed the door shut and effectively barred it with their bodies.
Guys: *skid to a halt*
*confused*
Joey: "Now wait a minute, Serenity, you'll open the door for us, won't you?"
Yami: "Yeah, I always liked you, you'll do it for me?"Tristan: "Come on, you're the nice one, right?"
Mai: *from behind*
"Yoo hoo! Time to play Truth or Dare!"
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
*look at Tea and Serenity*
Tea and Serenity: *nod slowly*
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
Girls: *take out handcuffs*
Serenity: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way..."
Guys: "NOOOOOO!!"
Yami: *all of sudden becomes calm*
"Ha! Me and Bakura can use the power of our Millenium Items to break out of anything you put us into! Right, Bakura?"
Bakura: "Right! I can break out of anything, anytime, anywhere! Except for these special handcuffs that I keep right -"
*pats his back pocket*
"- here - wait - "
*begins patting himself furiously*
"Here- no, here! Wait, here! Aagh! Where are those damn things?!"
Mai: *jingling cuffs*
"Looking for these?"
Bakura: "NOOOOOO!!"
*lunges in slow motion toward Mai*
Tea: *trips him*
"Oops, I didn't NOT mean to do that!"
Bakura: *falls flat on his face*
*about 10 ponies spill out...plus a book titled "How to Achieve World Domination in 12 Easy Steps"*
Ryou: "HEY! I was looking for those pon-"
*everyone looks at him*
"- The uh...BOOK! I was looking for the BOOK!"
*everyone stares even harder*
"I mean the PONIES! Yeah, the PONIES!"
Yugi: *shakes finger*
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I never knew this side of you, Ryou."
Ryou: *hangs head*
"I'm- I'm sorry, guys. I have a problem, and I'm not ashamed to admit it anymore! I need help!"
*turns around and sits in the corner*
Everyone: *sees the shadow of a "galloping" toy pony on the wall*
Yugi: *furtively picks up book and stows it away in his hair*
'Heh heh heh...I might be interested in this myself!'
Mai: "OKAY! It's time to begin Truth or Dare! Come on, Ryou, get up, Bakura!"
*everyone reluctantly/excitedly sat down in a circle*
"I'll go first! Let's see..."
*taps her chin and stares at each person intently*
"JOEY!"
*Joey jumps*
"Truth or dare?"
Joey: "I pick dare! Ya can't scare me!"
Mai: "We'll see about that. I dare you to...moon the first car that drives past that window!"
Jeoy: *face brightens*
"Sure, I know everyone wants to see my fine ass!"
Tristan: "Damn right!"
*long pause*
"I-I think I'll just keep my thoughts to myself now."
So, Joey mooned the first car that drove by. Two seconds later, they heard a loud squealing of tires and some loud cussing.
Joey: *grinning proudly while zipping up pants*
"Yep, feel the power!"
Tristan: *forgetting what he just said*
"Sure!"
*and slaps Joey across his "power"*
Joey: O______O
Kaiba: "HA! I knew it! Pay up, Yami!"
Yami: *sighs*
"Who woulda known...fine, here."
Joey: "I AM NOT GAY!!!"
Yami: *glances at Kaiba*
Kaiba: *quickly*
"All deals are final. No refunds."
Joey: *glares at Kaiba*
"Your turn, moneybags. Truth or Dare?"
Kaiba: "Humph. Dare."
Joey: *snickering*
"Then...I dare ya to...eat dog food!"
Kaiba: *snorts*
"Why would I have any dog food in my house?"
Joey: "Umm...well, no problem, I have some right here!"
*pulls out a bag from his pocket*
*ignores the funny looks*
"And...you have to eat them with whatever Bakura has in his other pocket! Bakura, show him what he's won!"
*Bakura reaches into his other pocket*
Joey: "And you have to eat it with...SOY SAUCE! Soy sauce?"
*shrugs*
"Ah well, eat up, Kaiba-boy!"
Kaiba: "What the - why do you have soy sauce in your pocket? And why do you have dog food - oh wait, I forgot, you're a CHIHUA-"
Joey: *stuffs food into Kaiba's mouth*
Kaiba: "MMRPH!!"
*chew chew*
*GULP*
"I...pick...Yugi..."
*runs to bathroom*
They hear gagging sounds...toilet flush...then silence.
Kaiba: *reappearing mostly normal*
"Yugi, Truth or Dare?"
Yugi: "Hm...that's a tough one. I think I'll pick...Truth."
Kaiba: *malicious grin*
"Yugi...why are you so short? I mean, really, Mokuba is getting to be taller than you."
Yugi: *face turns red*
"Aaaagh! I'm just a late bloomer, that's all!"
Kaiba: "If you're not going to tell the truth, there's no point in playing this game."
Yugi: "I AM telling the truth!"
Joey: "Okay, let's stop picking on the little guy now."
Yugi: "Stop calling me LITTLE!!"
*holds his breath and clenches his fists*
"I can't TAKE it ANYMORE!!!"
Yami: *thinking quickly*
"It's your turn to ask someone now, Yugi!"
Yugi: *instant happiness*
"Oh yeah! Hehehe...Tea, truth or dare?"
Tea: "Uh...dare, I guess."
Yugi: "Yes! I have the perfect dare! It's the most daringest you're ever going to hear! I dare you to..."
*everyone leans forward in anticipation*
"...to say the word-"
*whispers*
"...butt."
*laughs like a maniac*
Everyone: *leans back, disappointed*
Tea: "Oh. Well, okay, BUTT."
Yugi: *shrieks with laughter*
"Um-um-um-um-ummmmmm! You said a bad word!"
Tea: "Bad word, huh? How about this? STUPID! SHUT UP! SUCK!"
Yugi: "Aaah! You're contaminating my pure mind! I must go cleanse myself!"
*runs off to bathroom*
*in distance*
"Hey Kaiba, nice Blue Eyes toilet...it matches the toliet paper...and the towel - what is this, a shrine or something?"
Kaiba: *shuts door firmly*
"Hehehe, yes, thank you. I believe it was your turn, Tea."
Tea: "Ryou, Truth or Dare?"
But Ryou never got a chance to answer, because just then, the doorbell rang. Actually, it rang several times, accompanied by some loud knocking and yells of, "Seto! Seto!"
Author's Note: Whoever could it be? I bet intelligent and observant people like you know who it is...*grin* Well, that's the end of this chapter, I suppose I just wanted to get it posted. Drop me a review and say which truth or dare you liked the best or found the funniest - I'm just curious. Personally...I thought Joey's was the funniest, but definitely deserving of the PG-13 rating...^_~
