Joey was battling Weevil, and he had the Perfectly Ultimate Moth out. Life points were Joey: 500, Weevil: 2400. Joey placed down Time Wizard.

Joey: Bring it on, son of a bitch! Time Wizard, Time roulette, GO!

Intercom: Testing, testing! Attention all duelists! Dueling has been forbidden in Battle City. Notifications will be posted when the time is right to duel again. Thank you! This Mokuba Kaiba, your commissioner, and this is Seto Kaiba, assholes! You better not duel again!

Joey (sobbing): I was about to win with the Time Wizard that would have destroyed the Perfectly Ultimate Moth off his feet. Then, my Jinzo could have attacked his life points directly! Boo-hoo-hoo!

Mokuba (in person): Stop dueling! Joey, lets bring you to Domino City Jail for this honor! Ta ta!

Espa Roba: I am lucky you beat me! I don't want to go to jail!

Rex Raptor: What do we play now?

Mokuba: We play Gun Monsters!!!

Rex Raptor: What the hell is that gay game you McFucker!!!

Mokuba: Everybody gets a gun that shoots out monsters; it's a complicated game, so come to a meeting at KaibaCorp tonight for a special class.

Weevil: Ain't no way I'm going to make my way to that shitass place of the son of a bitch ceremony for jackasses.

Mokuba: You wanna fight?! You wanna fight?

Yugi: Bring it on Mokuba, with the Heart of the Cards, we can beat you!

Mokuba: Round 1, go!

Joey: Okay, break it up you bunch of shitass bitch fools that came out of a volacano in Egypt.

Tristen: What the hell's up, Joey?!

Joey: Hey, you sly dog!

Joey: Me, a sly dog?! How sexy! Come here!

Tristen: (Hugs Joey and makes humping noises)

(5 hours later)

Rex Raptor: We're here for the damn ceremony of truth, well, where is it? (Looks at the map and sees a billion stories and rooms in KaibaCorp)

Weevil: Hey Joey, still wanna finish up that duel?

Mokuba: (Pops out behind a indoor bush) Not so fast, I saw that! Joey, by the time this is over, your going to be cited a trillion fuckin times.

Joey: Oh, Mokuba, I didn't know you learned the F-word, and what grade are you in?

Mokuba: I'm in middle school bastard!

Joey: Geez, you jacked up son of a bitch Mokuba, remember on the Duelist Kingdom Tournament, you were an innocent boy, well now you're a jackass!

Mokuba: Takes one to know one!

Joey: Bitch!

Mokuba: Bullfucker!

Joey: Osama Bin Laden!

Mokuba: That's it! Your asking for some Hawaiian punch and a Knuckle sandwich for dinner! And while your at it, go have some sex on the wall. (Makes some humping noises to get Joey pissed at him) Uh! Uh! Bring it on baby!

(Bell rings)

Mokuba: Recess!

Joey: No, you asshole! It's time for the meeting you horny porn!

(Kaiba invites them in)

Kaiba: I saw you on my security camera network, and I heard and saw with my six senses of about what you did to my brother.

Joey: The human body only has five senses you bastard! Except in the Six Sense movie, it was great!

Kaiba: Jackass! You're getting off topic, my Blue Eyes sensed you too, by smelling! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Ceremony starts)

To be continued.

Stay tuned for the next chapter.