Continued.

Kaiba: Welcome to the meeting for the new dueling system. Today you will turn in your dueling disks. In place, you will have the monster gun. New rules will be listed on this board, read it now. The whole city is in here, so everyone will know the new rules, now explaining to do.

Yugi: These rules are bullshit Kaiba!

Kaiba: (Nods his head) Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, you have much to learn.

Yugi: McFagget!

Kaiba: Osama Shit Laden!

Yugi: Go have some sex on the wall!

Joey: Can I join?

Tristen: Keep out of this okay Joey!

Joey: Why are you always watching my back?! ( Takes a jab at Tristen's nice firm ass)

Tristen: What the hell's your problem?!

Joey: (Takes another jab but hits his belt)

Tristen: (Pants fall down) Damn! You revealed the secret that I wear long johns and widy tidies.

Joey: Serves you right!

Kaiba: Okay, you faggets, scram!

Everyone: Okay, okay, okay, geez Kaiba, enough with the gibberish and balderdash!

Kaiba: Say that to my ass! The office is up my ass and around the corner!

Yami Yugi: Oh, let me have a look, oh, let me have a look!!!

Yugi: Oh, Yami, you have a lot to learn.

Yami: You son of a bitch, you're suppose to be on my side!

Yugi: Not anymore, I'm parting with you!

Bakura: What the fuck is going on?!

Marik: Yeah, what the hell is going on?!

Yugi: Nothing much.

(Everyone trudges outside KaibaCorp to the bus stop)

Mai runs across the street butt-naked and gets run over by the daily bus.

Bus: (Hump, hump, hump, hump, hump)

Mai: That was some nice sex! My boobs popped! (Dies)

Yugi: Oh, this is now officially the humparoo bus!

Yami: Cooooooooooooleo!

Joey: Let's board the bus now.

Tristen: Don't be gay!

Joey: I didn't do anything!

Tristen: You tried to be like the captain of the bus. (Imitates Joey: Let's board the bus now.)

Joey: You're a fuckin gaylord you know.

Tisten: Takes one to know one.

Joey: Why don't you look at the mirror, what you see is what you say.

Tristen: Don't be gay.

(Everyone sits down on a bus seat without paying the bus fare, no one sits together)

Bus Driver: Hey, you didn't pay the bus fare!

Yugi: I don't give a damn about money!

Bus Driver: (Stands up) I know, cool, liberty has struck me, you don't have to pay.

(Bus malfunctions)

Yami: You asshole bullfucker, now look, the bus has gone mad!!! Everyone: (Screams and opens all windows and leap out the window like Mission Impossible, Minority Report, and Rush Hour)

Somewhere in China, father says to daughter: Japan is very friendly place.

Somewhere in Japan, Bus Driver: (Steers like mad) Get the hell out of my way!

(Bus crashes into a building and blows up, Bus Driver dies)

To be continued.

Stay tuned for the next chapter, funny, eh?