Continued.

Kaiba: Here are your fuckin guns. I don't think you should be in the tournament. Hmmm, you, you, you, with two heads that are green and purple, get the hell out of here!

Yugi: They're only my friends. Come here Zak and Weasy. (Humping noises)

Yami: Get your dick out of their ass!

Yugi: It's for massaging!

Yami: That does it! A duel!

Yugi: Five more minutes please.

Yami: You cannot delay a challenge; it's against the rules.

Yugi: Okay, okay, okay.

Both: Let's duel (4000, 4000)

Yugi: (Sees Zak and Weasy running away) After them! (Chases after them saying) Get over here! We're not done with our threesome!

Yami: Duel or be gone. Oh, first Joey, then Yugi, what could be worse?! (Chases after Yugi)

Kaiba: Get back here sexerdoodos! Are you going to duel of hump a couple of green and purple dragons?

Yugi: You want a piece of Yugi?!

Kaiba: Yes, indeed. Then, let's duel.

Yugi: The card in my hand is like no other, it makes you have sex with my card which I get to choose, it's called "Master Bed" and the card humps you and you lose half your life points. I choose the sexiest, Dark Magician Girl!

Kaiba: Oh no! It's over, there's no way out! Ah! Easy there! (Blanket) Ooh, ahhhhhh, uh, uh, uh, uh, bring it on!

Dark Magician Girl: Ooh, I got a lucky one today, ooohoooooohhhh, uh, uh, oh yeah.

Yugi: It's not over yet, Multipylier, increasing the number of Dark Magician Girls on the bed, twice the many as boobs! Choose the right one!

Kaiba: It's all over, I'm trapped.

Yugi: Dark Magician Girls, jump on him! (Mokuba enters the scene)

Mokuba: Brother, what are you doing!

Kaiba: (striping) Stay out of this! Oooooh, easy now! Ah, that feels better!

Mokuba: Let me join! Oooooooooooh, aaaaaaahhhhhhh, relaxing.

Kaiba: There's so many, I guess you can have one.

Mokuba: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, this is better than sex machinery.

Kaiba: No, get out of here, these are all mine!

Yugi: It's all over Kaiba!

Kaiba: Ahhhhhh, but it was worth it. Can I stay in longer, best duel I ever had!

Porny eh?! Hoped you like it.