Ok....I know I'm pathetic...I have no life...and that I haven't written something in forever...but I'm trying to start over...so here we go!

Disclaimer: *yawns* do I REALLY have to say this? I mean, for crying out loud! YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER! ::sighs:: If I did I would be rich! Anyways...I don't own Harry Potter but the Smalgoogley Curse is mine! Haa haa....this message will self destruct in...

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....Well damn...that's the last time I order bombs off the internet again!

Harry Potter and The No Good Very Bad Day

This was Harry's worst day ever. He woke up with his nose dangling off the side of his butt thanks to Crookshanks> and his never-ending supply of popcorn that just keeps re-filling itself and makes u popcorn crazed lol, Annemarie!!> was out of popcorn. He was late to potions and instead of making a boils antidote he grew himself three extra knees. When he tried to get rid of them in transfiguration class, a safe fell on his head. Yep, this was his worse day ever.
"Maybe I should move to Australia....sigh> nah, then kangaroo's would fall on my head..." Ron sighed in exasperation as Harry moaned this.
"Harry, at least it can't get any worse...!" All of a sudden an anvil fell on his head. "....or maybe it can..."
"THAT'S IT!" He cried as he left the room, leaving his robes on the floor...
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"HERMIONE!" Harry called...butt naked>..."I need your help!"
Hermione gasped. "Err, nice seeing you!" Harry looked down as a crab bit his big toe. As soon as it bit him, Harry's skin turned purple with red dots and silver square's all over. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?''
"This is why I need your help Herm! Look at me! No, no wait! Don't look at me!" He said, covering himself best he could. Hermione crunched her face in confusion. not literal crunching here> "Hmmmmm..." then she ran off to the library. People started giving Harry weird looks, so he ran off to the common room.
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"Harry, you might want to put some robes on..." Ron said, a look of disgust splayed across his face.
"Oh, right..." Harry leaned over his trunk to get new robes when a herd of elephants came shooting out of it and ran over him. After fifty elephants crushed him, he was left on the floor twitching. "Harry has an ouchie!"
Ron was on the floor rolling and shaking with silent laughter as Harry said this. Suddenly, Hermione ran in.
"I FIGURED OUT WHY YOUR HAV-- why are you on the floor?" Ron then explained what just happened. After ten minutes of two teens rolling on the floor laughing and one teen twitching involuntarily, Hermione started her sentence all over again. "I found out why your having these problems."
"REALLY??!!"
"Yes. The problem is that you have the Smalgoogley curse on you!"
"The whatta hoona henne? What the heck is the snalgooksy curse?"
"Not snalgooksy curse, Ron! Smalgoogley curse! It puts bad luck on a person for a certain amount of time. The only problem is that I don't know how long yours will last, or what the counter curse is."
"Well, we all know who put it on," Ron muttered.
"Malfoy," they all said at once.
Oh how wrong they were....
If Harry thought his day was bad, (which had continually become worse) it was nothing compared to his bad night. It was just a simple annoyance which keeps everyone awake...but it was annoying non-the-less. Someone had put crumbs in his bed...and there's nothing more annoying than having a crumbly bed. Unless, of course, you were in Harry's case.
"OH MY GOD! THESE CRUMBS ARE ALIVE!!" And they were indeed. In fact, they weren't crumbs at all, but a creature they didn't learn yet in Care for Magical Creatures. These were the horrible, the dreadful, the most terrifying AN: I'm stalling cuz I don't have a name for this yet!!> Crumbos! ducks from all the tomatoes because I suck at naming things> They plagued mattresses like bed bugs in the muggle world. Poor Harry had bite marks all over his body. And these weren't regular bite marks that itched. These itched, burned, stung and tingled all at once. Harry looked like one big mosquito bite. In the morning he wasn't able to fit in his robes without using an engorgement charm on it first. And as if things weren't bad enough, breakfast in the Great Hall awaited him.

Well....what did you people think? I will finish writing the second chappy soon...please review! If you don't I will get depressed and I need ENCOURAGEMENT!!! ^_^ THANK YOU!