Mason PottyMouth Author: Bluefire (AKA Miss Blue Blaze AKA ME! ^_________^) Summary: This is how I first arrived in the Kaiba mansion. Co-written by Aisling Kaiba herself. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Never have, never will. ::sobs:: So don't sue, ok? You won't get anything of value anyway. Aisling belongs to herself and I belong to me, damnit! And MTV owns Jackass, but I was inspired by a talk show on the radio with a title. Pairings: Aisling/Ryou (cute, no?)

Me/Yami ^___^ (Aisling Kaiba, you say one word and I swear to Dios that I'll kick your ass)

And now, without further ado, on with the show!!!
"Is your friend coming?" Seto Kaiba asked his long-lost sister, Aisling. "She'll be here." Aisling replied "Is she nice?" Mokuba Kaiba asked. "Depends on if she likes the person. But she did say that you're adorable, Mokuba. So, she might bring you something nice from America." "She's American?"

Bluefire looked at the traffic and cursed in Spanish (AN: Read my damn profile. But I know very little). As she took out a cell phone, a cat in a pink cat carrier in the passengar seat of the dark blue corvette yowled. "Don't worry, Rita baby. We should be out of there soon enough. And

no, we're not going to the vet." She dialed a phone number. In minutes, Aisling answered. "Yeah, Aisling. Sorry. I'll be a little late.

Traffic's murder. I'll get there as soon as I can. I'll see you later. Tell

yor brothers I said hi and I'm bringing my dog and my cat. Okay. That's a suprise. Buh-bye." Bluefire sighed and settled into the black leather seat.

"Damn traffic." The cars finally moved. "Finally." Bluefire then got to an exit and turned. A big, black dog had his head out the window, his black spotted, otherwise pink tongue, was out the window. "We'll be there shortly, guys." Bluefire said to the cat and the dog.