by
imortis
Everyone sitting in the hosptials waiting room, everyone who hadn't gone home when the rest had, looked up in surprise as ranma walked past the window they were sitting next to. They jumped up and ran through the door and blinked in surprise at ranma showing the doctor he found the stitching in his scalp "I heal real quick doc, can you take them out? They're itchin' like crazy." he said plantively. The doctor nodded "I can see that. Tell me which room your in and I'll see about getting that done for you." he said warmly.
Ranma nodded "I'm in room f23 sir." he said simply. The doctor blinked "but thats in in the ICU!" he protested. Ranma nodded "I know, why would they put me in there?" he asked. Both of them looked up when Nodoka hurriedly rapped her arms around him "oh my baby boy! We were so worried! How can you be out of bed so soon?! That monster split our skull open!" she exclaimed. Ranma shrugged "I heal quick Mom."
Akane looked worried "you shouldn't be out of your room Ranma, you were hurt bad." she scolded. Ranma pouted at them "I told you! I heal fast!" he stated firmly looking stubborn. The doctor blinked at him "ah... maybe you should go back to your room until we can determine if your... healed enough to be walking around." he said calmly, outwardly calm but gapping on the inside, he'd read this file just an hour ago and he knew the boy would be in the hospital for at least six weeks until his skull had healed enough to risk normal everyday accidents.
He blinked looking back at the boy he'd just looked at, from what he could tell the stitching looked weeks old, it wasn't even very red anymore. He shook his head "how can this be?" he asked looking at Ranmas head again "it looks like you've been in recovery for weeks!" he looked like he wanted to cry at the impossiblity.
Ranma snorted frowning at him "I told you, I heal real quick, I know lots of martial arts technques that can heal wounds quickly." The doctor blinked "martial arts did this?" he asked in disbelief. Ranma nodded "yes, its simple really, its why I rarely see the inside of a hospital for long." He nodded understanding "if you heal this quick I don't doubt it." he mused. Ranma nodded "so can you take these out? They itch!"
Ranma smirked looking about himself to see if anyone had followed him and grinned, everyone was walking on egg shells around him and he found it to his liking, for some reason Mr Tendo and his parents were treating him with the respect he deserved. He looked around him again before starting towards the building he wanted, if his sources were right then the sample would be here, he had meticulously backtracked the event down to the last inch of its travel. He looked around one more time after reaching the door before slipping in.
Happosai frowned along with Cologne as they watched the boy, they had started watching him soon after he had left the hospital, trying to understand the change they saw in him, added to the things Cologne had said Ranma had told her. Cologne frowned looking at the sign above the door Ranma went into "why put up a fuss to leave one hospital to high tail it to another one?" Happosai asked softly beside her. She shook her head not knowing the answer to the problem "do we go in?" Cologne asked looking at him. Happosai smirked "of course."
Ranma chuckled softly looking at the two people in the room he had stopped in front of and nodded heading towards the nursery where the person he wanted was, at this moment, getting the sample that would be his. He walked into the room and startled the gray haired doctor into dropping the needle of blood he had just taken from the whimpering baby. Ranma caught it and looked at him. He took the needles cover and put it on before slipping it into his pocket grinning.
Happosai and Cologne blinked looking up hearing an exsplosion and jumped when a tall man with really spiky hair burst from the room to the left and darted down the hall with a woman in a dressing gown howling after him. They came to a stop when Ranma burst through a door on a tail of fire. He groaned sliding down the wall and showed them the baby in his arms "he's.... trying to hurt your son!" he gasped letting Chichi take little Gohan. Goku took one look at the doctor who was holding the smoking gun and roared slamming into him. Ranma shook off the blast and looked around.
He grabbed up Chichi "you have no business being in a battle at this time!" he said firmly darting down the hall and back into her hospital room before hurrying back towards the battle. He blinked seeing the two older people in the hall and anger flashed across his face for a second before he completely ignored them. He ran into the room the Saiyjin and Dr Gero were fighting in. Ranma blinked for a second thinking then smirked slightly darting forward and body slammed the old man through the wall "lets get this fight away from the injured!"
When Goku had caught up with them four blocks later Ranma was pummeling giros cyborg arm so viciously that it exsploded throwing the two apart. Ranma groaned softly letting Goku help him up "thanks for stopping him, why was he attacking my son?" he asked glaring as Gero disappeared in a flash of light. Ranma panted for a second before falling to his knees, he really needed to train if that was all this body could give him "I saw him.... through the window. He was holding this damned thing..... it looked like someones sick idea of a vivisectioning tool."
He blinked seeing that Goku didn't understand "its a tool used to cut things open and study their insides." he supplied making him pale hard. Ranma sighed sinking back against the wall "geez, he was tough." he said shaking his head. Goku blinked at him "you a fighter?" he asked. Ranma nodded "I'm the heir to my family's school of martial arts so I know of you, Son Goku. When I saw that bastard holding that... thing over the baby I went in, when I saw the little tail I just knew the baby was yours, congratulations Goku-san!"
Goku beamed at that helping him up "I owe you a lot my friend! How can I ever repay you?" he said patting him on the back. Ranma smiled "train with me. I would be honored to train with the legendary Son Goku." he bowed then almost fell into him. He gripped the side of his head wincing when he pulled him up "he got me better then I had thought!" he laughed weakly shaking his head. Goku smiled "you must be a good martial artist to hold off his attacks." he said pleased.
Ranma shrugged "I've fought some pretty powerful people before, thats why I want to train with you Goku-san, you are everything I uphold! Your good and kind, and you fight for almost anyone if they are in trouble. Some of my enemies are honorless, backstabbing villians and I just know that if I become your student I won't have to worry for my family, just three weeks ago I was hospitalized because two of them had tried to murder my fiancee, I barely got there in time to save her, I got hurt, but that don't matter at all because she was safe." Goku blinked in surprise at him "someones trying to kill your fiancee?" he asked.
Ranma looked down "not anymore. One of them killed the other thinking
to get rid of them at the same time. I ran in and she attacked me, I hurt
her rather badly before she would fall unconscious. Then I called the police.
I don't really know why I'm telling you this sir, but I feel like you would
understand my fear, you have a son now and.... well... with that evil old
man and what I was lucky enough to stop and all..." he shrugged putting
his hands in his pockets. Goku blinked at the slumped shouldered man before
him, only two years younger then him really.
He thought about how he would feel if someone was trying to kill his
Chichi and someone better then him could train him to better protect her.
He smiled putting his hand on Ranmas shoulder "alright, I'll train you, be prepared, it will be hard." Ranma beamed "don't worry Son Goku, I have had a very hard life of training, pretty much since I could walk! I am ready, oh, my name is Saotome Ranma, sir." He nodded shaking his hand "we have a lot of work to do so you should go get ready, meet me at Mount Kensao in four days, thats where I live."
Ranma nodded bowing and grinned bouncing to the closest roof top and
darted away. Goku looked interested "maybe you have a few things to teach
me Saotome-san."
Ranma blinked dropping from the closest roof and landed in front of the two girls walking down the street. He smiled innocently at them as they stared back "what are you two up to?" he asked cheerfully. Akane and Nabiki blinked at him for a minute "we're coming home from school, you know, that place you skipped out on today?" Nabiki said frowning at him, she was worried about the smoke and burn marks on his clothes. Ranma blinked then scratched his head "school? Oh ya, school, funny how I forgot that." he mused looking at the ground in a transe.
The two looked at each other before Akane touched his arm "what happened to your clothes?" she asked. Ranma blinked snapping out of his thoughts and blinked at them in confusion "what?" Akane grabbed the sleeve of his shirt and showed it to him. He blinked at it then the rest of him "huh. Oh ya, that psycho doctor guy shot me with a rocket launcher after I stopped him from dismembeing that baby." he said breezily. They jumped in horror "what?! Where?!" Akane exclaimed. Ranma blinked at her then pointed to the south "I was walking around when I passed this door, this old man was holding this strange thing with all these blades coming from it over this baby. I opened the door and this gun popped out of his arm and he pointed it at me."
He smirked slightly "that told me he wasn't supposed to be there so I dodged him and grabbed the baby. He fired this rocket that blew up the wall and knocked me through the door, you'll never guess who the baby belonged to!" he beamed at Akane. "Who?" they asked. Ranma grinned "it was Son Goku, Akane. The last winner of the world strongest tournament! He and his wife burst out of this room behind us and his wife took the baby as he went mad on the old man, I knew they would get hurt if they stayed so took the baby and his wife to another room before going to help."
Akane gapped at him in shock "you met grandmaster Son of The Dragon
Fist School of Martial Arts?!" (Guessing here, don't know the name of roshi's
school.) she gasped. Ranma nodded happily "ya! It was hard! That old man
put up a really big fight!" the two girls looked at him again and took
his hands "lets go see Doctor Tofu and make sure your alright." Nabiki
said looking worried finally. Ranma blinked at them "I feel fine." he pointed
out.
They nodded "we realize that, we just want to make sure." Akane said
comfortingly. Ranma blinked at her and shrugged walking along beside them
willingly. The two looked at each other worriedly at the innocent exceptance
of their words. Ranma turned suddenly and they jumped realizing that they
were about to pass by Tofus office.
Tofu beamed at them when they entered "hello! Are your headaches back Akane?" he asked concerned. Ranma turned and looked wide eyed at Akane "your hurting?!" he exclaimed gently touching her head with one hand. He looked into her eyes firmly and cupped her head with his other hand and she stiffened up when they started glowing.
After a minute Ranmas aura fluttered and dimmed and he let go "good, your ok now." he said weakly before colapsing against her. Tofu grabbed him up and took him into an exam room "I take it Ranma was the reason your here?" he said. Akane nodded blinking wide eyed at him, gently touching her head as she watched Nabiki help him take Ranmas shirt off. They jumped looking in shock at the large bruise developing over half his left side "what the heck can do that?!" Tofu exclaimed in shock.
Both girls paled seeing the other cuts and bruises all over his arms and chest. "I knew I shouldn't have let him go." All of them jumped when a huge man in a bright orange gi appeared and walked into the room "S- Son Goku!" Akane gasped. He nodded smiling "you must be Akane! Ranma said he wanted to be my student so he could protect you from his enemies. I guess my original thought was true, he was hurt more then he would let me see after Gero escaped." he walked over to Ranma and smiled at the slowly awakening teen "here, chew this." he said putting something into his mouth "whats that?" Tofu asked. He smiled "Senzu Beans. I know the person who makes them."
Ranma grunted softly rapidly regaining his consciousness and sat up, the bruises and cuts disappearing. "Why didn't you tell Goku-san you were hurt Ranma?!" Akane shouted angrily. Ranma looked sheepish "I didn't want you thinking I was a wimp because I got hurt." he confessed to Goku. He nodded "I understand. I myself have been hurt rather badly at times as well." He patted him on the shoulder "I'll be seeing you in a few days Ranma." he said cheerfully before leaving the room.
Ranma nodded smiling "isn't he great?" he said to them "I've heard of
the powers the Senzu Beans carry but I've never seen them at work, wow."
Ranma smirked softly after shutting his bedroom door and looked around carefully for anyone then glared at one corner of the room "I can tell your here so don't bother trying to spy on me." he grumped. Both Happosai and Cologne appeared from thin air looking at him "what are you up to Ranma?" Happosai asked frowning. Ranma shrugged leaning against the wall "what do you mean?" he asked innocently.
He glared "you asked that man to be your master." he grumped. Ranma blinked at him "so? Son Goku is a powerful fighter, one who isn't a crotchety old skin flint who doesn't bother teaching those he calls his students. Colognes taught me a whole lot more then you ever will old man. Your not willing to let go of your secrets so I'm not wasting my time groveling to you like those old fools down stairs."
Happosai sputtered with indignation while Cologne cackled at him "how dare you?!" he yelled. Ranma looked at them "the master only holds that title as long as he is and can continue to teach the student, when the master stops teaching his student has no choice but to seek out other masters if he wants to continue his training. Happosai never bothered trying to teach me techniques and Cologne always used them as a means to try and get me to give into that murdering slut Shampoo. I don't have to put up with this, I can find masters more willing to teach a willing student, and do it without alterior modives or dishonoest intentions."
He crossed his arms "I would like to get some sleep so please go away
now." he grumped not budging an inch in his resolve. The two elders looked
at him for a minute then Cologne grabbed Happosai and started pulling him
towards the door "this does us no good Happi, lets leave him alone, for
now."
Ranma snorted watching the door for a minute after locking it behind them and nodded pulling the small medical box he had collected at the hospital from out of no where and placed it on the bedroll before him. He smirked slightly popping it open and looked at the serenge full of blood beside a bottle of salene solution and a few other things he'd picked up. He smirked emptying a small part of the salene into the beaker and quickly added two different liquids to it before emptying the needle.
He grinned seeing it bubble a little as he sturred it and nodded, it was ready. He smiled pulling first one, then a second needle of the stuff out and nodded pleased seeing that he had been right again, it made two batches. He smiled tapping the first needle and whistled softly to himself as he watched the bubbles fade away and pumped the air out of the mix. He blinked looking at the two for a minute before a small smile came across his face, he knew just who to give the other one to.
Ranma rolled up his sleave and wiped down the spot with a wet nap and enhaled deeply. He winced as the needle went in and snarled in pain doubling over as he started the stuff flowing into his system. After he was finished he pulled the needle out and clutched at himself in pain, promising to make sure she was dead unconscious before using it on her. He growled softly to himself feeling his muscles trimble and stretch and pulled his shirt off feeling it grow tighter.
He grunted in exersion sitting up and smiled seeing himself partly in
the mirror over his dresser, he smirked seeing that his hair was a little
more spiky then it had been. He chuckled letting his eyes linger for a
second before turning away, he had work to do if he was to do this tonight.
Everyone looked up and almost jumped out of their skin when Ranma walked into the room pulling at his tight shirt "good lord Ranma!" Nodoka exclaimed. Nabiki smirked "putting a little too much moosse in your hair, spike?" she asked amused. Ranma looked at them and they blinked looking disturbed by the hard look to his eyes as he smirked "what ever do you mean Nabiki? Its probably the side effect of that senzu bean." he said innocently.
Kasumi cleared her throat uncomfortable "we should see about getting you some new shirts if you've gotten too... big... for your old ones, when was the last time you went shopping for normal clothes?" she asked. Ranma blinked at her for a minute then scratched at the back of his head "gee, I think.... it was the time mom took me to buy school clothes a few years ago." he said cheerfully. Everyone blinked at him "your rather cheerful today." Soun comented. Nodoka stood up "Ranma, your telling us that you haven't shopped for real clothes in over eleven years?"
He blinked then nodded smiling "yep! I went out and got these in revenge
for Pop sticking me with a curse, I said 'stuff it! I'm not wearing that
damned gi anymore you old fart! Its too big for a girl and it don't fit
right.' and then took all the money we had at the time and went and bought
clothes that would fit both bodies well enough to allow me to fight if
I change suddenly. Speaking of which, I need to get serious about this."
he said letting his face clinch.
They blinked at him "what do you mean boy?" Genma asked shaking a little
at that look, he shuttered at the idea that the boys glares had gotten
as powerful as his Mothers. He clapped his hands together "its time I start
learning to control this curse."
He walked over to the pond and hopped into it. Everyone jumped in fright at the woman that turned and looked at them, Ranmas hair was even more spikey then when he was a guy "Ranma, your cursed form has changed!" Akane eeped. Ranma blinked looking at herself in the water and smirked seeing the lean beautiful face staring back at her. She snorted holding her hand out and concentrated everyone gapped as a sphere of water swirled up from the pool and hovered above her hand. Ranma closed her eyes and started glowing bright red as she raised the water over her head.
Everyone jumped when the water activated the transformation. Ranma blinked in surprise feeling the slight tingle he'd always noticed before as a shock that went through his body, he could feel the bones and skin and flesh stretching painlessly as the curse thrummed inside him. He tensed up concentrating and nodded thoughtfully as a ball of cold water changed him into a girl. He cupped his chin deep in thought as he felt the power go back to sleep. She looked up at the people blinking at her curiously and jumped out of the pond "I gotta think." she said walking across the yard and into the dojo.
Ranma looked up and nodded warmly to Akane when she came out to the dojo "I brought you some water, its, um, dinner time." she said softly. Ranma smiled at her and patted the tatami mat in front of her. She smiled when she sat down "I think I got this figured Akane, its simple, all I need to do, is surpress the surge of energy and that should keep me from changing, want to try it?" she asked happily. Akane nodded smiling, getting caught up in her enthusiasm.
Ranma sat strait and nodded to her. Akane picked up the hot water kettle and poured it over Ranma, a brief flicker of power in her eyes and the hot water ran down her face. She jumped a little when it reached her breasts and her nipples stood up "does hot water do that to all girls?!" she exclaimed in shock. Akane blushed "you shouldn't be thinking of those things!" she scolded firmly. Ranma blinked at her "come on Akane, my body has changed on me, I need to find out the things its going to do to me so I'm not surprised when I'm in the middle of a fight. Oh! Its getting cold!" she said looking back down at her shirt wide eyed "why does it do that?"
Akane blushed crimson watching her eye her breasts critically "Ranma! Thats perverted!" she said disaprovingly. Ranma blinked a her "its bad to try and find out why some things feel the way they do? What if it happens in a fight and I get distracted?" Both of them blinked looking up when the door crashed open and Soun stomped in with Genma "what are you doing boy?!" "Ranma this is very improper...!?" They stopped and blinked lowering the party favors they had rushed in with "your dressed?!" they exclaimed.
Ranma blinked at them for a minute before glaring "what the hell kind of perverts do you take us for you stupid old fools?!?" she bellowed at the top of her voice drawing the other girls. "What in the world is going on Ranma?!" Nodoka exclaimed. Ranma blinked "I was trying to figure out how to control my curse and Akane was helping, then these two perverts charged in cheering their heads off and suggesting perverted things we might have been doing together!" she said indignantly.
Nodoka face faulted for a second "so why did you yell?" she asked getting up. Ranma blinked at her, then at her chest "we're both girls Mom. Theres no way in hell I'm doing anything like that as a GIRL!!" All of them face faulted before Nodoka started breathing fire all over their fathers "I think its time we had a talk about the things you've been teaching *My Son* Genma Saotome!!" she snarled demon head as she chased after them.
Ranma crossed her arms over her chest and jumped looking back at her breasts "oh! There they go again! I need to change my shirt, my breasts are acting funny." she looked around then snapped her fingers picking up the kettle "this'll fix it!" she said happily pouring it over her head. Ranma smiled patting his chest "there! No more funny feelings!" he said happily oblivious to the twitching girls around him "what do you mean... funny feelings?" Kasumi asked hesetently.
Ranma shrugged pulling his shirt off making all three blush "I don't
know, I've never felt it before, Akane poured the hot water over me and
I surpressed the change and suddenly my body started tingling as the water
passed over my breasts and those things on the ends became hard." he shook
his head looking troubled and confused as he walked from the dojo. The
girls looked at each other twitching "oh my, we need to do something about
this."
Kasumi said softly. Nabiki blinked at her "what? Ranmas body is starting
to react like it was his normal body, funny, I had thought it did that
naturally." she mused.
Akane shook her head freaking a little "no, if it was.... Ranma would
have been freaking out all the time about the things his body was doing.
I mean, he would have gone stark raving mad when he had a period."
Ranma smiled at eveyone when he hopped down stairs the next morning carrying a large pack and a tent over his back "What are you doing?!" Nodoka exclaimed. Ranma smiled "I found a new Master to continue my training Mom, he asked me to meet him in five days at a place I'm not telling because I don't want Pop trying to follow me. So I figure that I will start out now and run the whole way!" he said cheerfully. Akane blinked looking up at him and again tried to press down the unrully spikes of hair that had been annoying her all morning "Ranma, do I look any different to you?" she asked frustrated.
Ranma blinked looking at her when she stood up and closed one of his eyes looking closer, she was almost seven inches taller, like him, and her hair had grown a tad, like his, and her breast size had doubled, like his. He smiled at her "gosh Akane, I don't know, your as beautiful as ever!" he said cheerfully before jogging out the door, trying to hold off the laughing fit hearing the booming sound as everyone hit the floor. He chuckled darting to the top of the nearest rooftop and blinked when shingles started flying after him as he raced across the city.
He stopped dropping to the ground when he saw someone and smirked dryly at Ryouga as he landed in front of him "hey ya Ryouga." Ryouga blinked at him for a minute "ranma? Whats with the stupid hair do!?" he demanded sneering. Ranma looked at him and sneered himself "I just want to say, be sure to take good care of my fiancee while I'm gone, we're going to get married when I get home."
He jumped then snarled "over my dead body!!" he shouted throwing his pack down. Ranma smirked at him in contempt "if you wish, lets face it Ryouga, your not good enough for Akane, she deserves the best and thats me." Ryouga glared clinching his fists "we'll see about that!" he shouted charging. Ranma smirked standing his ground and grinned grimly grabbing his fist as he flew past him and wrenched it around and flung him into and through the wall they were closest to with one hand. He smirked seeing him groaning in pain and nelt over him.
He jabbed his finger into his forehead and chuckled standing up strait.
Ryouga looked at him dizzily "what... are you... doing?!" he growled. Ranma
smirked "just sending you to the dojo good pal." he yanked him up by his
shirt and flung him as hard as he could in the direction the dojo was in.
He chuckled softly to himself starting off again.
Everyone in the house jumped in fright when something slammed into
the back yard hard throwing up a dust cloud. After a minute Ryouga stumbled
out of it and fell on his face. They gathered about him hesetently as Soun
rolled him over and blinked looking at the unconscious boy "look, theres
writing on his forehead." Nabiki said, then chuckled grabbing her
camera. "Three hundred and forty nine times have I challanged Saotome Ranma,
that makes this three hundred and fifty victories Ranma has won. Signed,
the winner."
Akane blinked trying to scowl at this, but something inside of her was
pleased that Ranma had again confirmed his dominance as the best. She stood
up grinning like a fool and left the room.
AUTHORS RANT!!!!
SECOND CHAPTER!!!! yes! it is out! only a day after the last too! (its so nice having large files to cut and paste from huh?) this chapter introduces our crossover series! (imortis sticks his tongue out at the doubting philistines that scoff at his story!) and maybe you can get the gist of what this story will be about! i like this one a lot myself because, well, i just do. i hope you'll like it as well! oh, and before the critics (philistines) can bark at my heels about how 'ooc' and 'unrealistic' the plot points are, well, let me think (imortis sticks his tongue out at the critics and blows a big rasberry!) i don't care, its my story and the plot points are real within the realm of my story so there.
acording to lord imortis the all powerful master of alternate universes, such a serum would indeed work because the saiyjin gene strain, just like everything else about them, is easilly superior to the human gene strain and with the right enzimes added can and does overwrite the human genetic code! (little SM robot imortis appears on his shoulder.) wow! your the greatest lord high master of fan fiction! (another little SD robot appears on his other shoulder.) you are so cool, you can never do wrong! (imortis sighs and relaxes into his throne looking content.) its so nice to have someone admit that.
(imortis blinks looking off screen and bigsweats seeing an upset washu come into sigh holding a BFG 100,000!!) did you think i would let you get away with using my idea without asking? (she asked amused as the gun cocks with a shockingly loud clacking sound.) eheheheh uh..... do you mind? (he asked weakly. she thought about it for a moment then shrugged putting the gun away "naw, i don't use them anymore anyways, you know, your an interesting person, would you let me run some tests on you? (she asked with a sugary smile of utter innocents.) uh.... i guess. (imortis answers hesetently, the poor, poor fool.) ehehehehe! (washu cackles as she grabs imortis and he pales starting to realize the horror he had unwittingly commited against himself!)
see you next time faithful readers, i hope. ja ne! (he calls as he disappears from sight, imediatly followed by a blood curdling scream of terror and the sounds of a scuffle.) GAAAH! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!!!
