by
imortis
Ranma looked up when Goku walked into the room and smiled at him as Gohan popped up beaming with Chichi "are they treating you well uncle?" Gohan asked beaming. Ranma pouted "Akane threatened to tie me to the bed if I get out of it before she says I can." he whined.
Chichi giggled "well you listen to her Ranma, you were hurt very badly, its amazing you lived!" she said simi scoldingly. Ranma pouted softly at her before looking at Bulma when she walked into the room "thought you would want to know Ranma, we're planning a trip to Namek to see about bringing Yamcha and the others back to life." she said beaming.
Ranma blinked at her "how? We don't have space travel potential good enough to do that sort of thing." he said blinking. She smiled at him superiorly "maybe not, but I have this!" she looked grand as she pulled a small remote from her pocket "a cell phone, your gonna dial us to Namek." he said deadpan.
They blinked at him for a moment before Chichi chuckled at her. She glared "no, its the remote control that Napa dropped, its for his ship, the one Vegeta left when he escaped." Ranma blinked in surprise at that and nodded smiling "and you can figure out how to use it?" he asked smiling in interest.
She scowled at him hitting a button in its middle. All of them blinked when it beeped at her as it exsploded. Ranma looked curious at the small smoke cloud that drifted towards the ceiling "that was interesting, got any balloons?" he asked hopefully. She glared at him angrily.
Ranma chuckled softly laying back in his hospital bed and looked at the ceiling innocently when they looked at him blinking. They looked curiously at Akane when she walked into the room "what are you doing Ranma? You got that look on your face." she said crossing her arms.
He smiled cheerily up at her as she leaned over the bed "why nothing at all love, they want to find a way to bring the others back to life." he said smiling at her warmly. She blinked at him then smiled sitting beside his bed "thats great! But I thought Piccolo had to be alive for that to happen?"
Goku nodded frowning "he does, Bulma thinks we can go to Piccolos home planet and see if they have dragon balls of their own. That was a good idea until Bulma accidently blew up our only chance to get there." he added rolling his eyes. Ranma nodded smirking at the window "I think he has an idea." he said grinning. They blinked looking out the window and blinked curiously at Mr Popo standing in the window looking at them.
Bulma blinked walking over and started talking to him as Ranma pulled Akane closer "can I get up?" he asked plantively kissing her. She grinned "I don't know if thats enough of an incentive." she said grinning. Ranma pouted at her "come on love, unless you have a way to make my ribs heal quicker thats all I can give you." he whined softly.
Both blinked looking up when bulma walked over "a gift from Mr Popo, I have to get going, he thinks he knows where to find the ship Kami came to earth in." she beamed hopping off. Gohan looked excited hopping after her.
Ranma blinked looking at the bean Bulma handed to Akane and grinned when she offered it to him "what will you give me for this?" she asked leaning close. Ranma grinned looking her in the eyes "I haven't seen you in a year, believe me, you will be happy."
Akane grinned dropping it into his mouth and he smirked chewing it up. Ranma looked at Goku seeing him start to follow Gohan and Bulma from the room "hang back Goku, in a few days you and me gotta get together so I can teach you and Akane the things I've learned." Goku looked pleased coming back into the room "really? Thats great! Why in a few days?" he asked curiously. Ranma blinked at him dead pan "do you gotta ask?"
Goku blinked watching Akane help him dress. "What?" he asked curiously. Both Ranma and Akane looked at him for a minute before looking at Chichi when he blushed "geez." Ranma said shaking his head. Chichi blushed herself "Gokus very focused, he can't think of anything but what he's doing at the time." she said looking away. Ranma looked at her arching an eye brow at her "we gotta do something about that." he said shaking his head. Goku looked at him cluelessly.
Akane nodded "I guess its because Chichis human, god knows Saiyjins are oblivious." she said shaking her head. Chichi blinked at her in surprise "what are you talking about?" Ranma shook his head grabbing his shirt out of the closet they had put his stuff in and smirked tossing it to goku. He grunted in shock catching it "this weighs ten times what mine does!" he exclaimed.
Ranma nodded "King Kai made them for me, his names on the back." he chuckled pulling his pants on. He grinned looking at the door hearing a squeel of pleasure and laughed catching ranko when she bolted into the room happily seeing him stand up after pulling his boot on "hey there bunny, how have you been?" he asked smiling.
She grinned happily hugging him "I'm happy your better daddy!" she said exstatically. He nodded walking across the room and smirked draping his shirt over her and she squawked in shock trying to pull free of it.
He smiled kissing her face when she did "what have you been up to Love Bunny?" he asked setting her down. She beamed "I've been playing with Gohan at Uncle Gokus house!"
Ranma nodded kissing her face again "you want to go see what Mommy's doing with Auntie?" he asked putting her down. She nodded happily bouncing off. "What is Akane doing?" Goku asked curiously. Ranma hooked an arm around Gokus shoulder looking at him strangely "come on man, tell me the truth, what the heck is up with you two?"
He shook his head walking him from the room making the doctors that passed look at them blinking wide eyed "you two have got to have the driest relationship I've ever seen, besides my parents and thats because mom hates pop. Whats up dude? Aren't you interested in chichi?" Goku blinked at him cluelessly as they walked down the hall "what do you mean? I love Chichi." he protested.
Ranma nodded "ya, thats why you only have one son and Chichis so tense from not having sex in years. Akane and I haven't made love in thirteen months and we're dying to find a bed. Whats your problem dude?"
Goku blushed crimson "well.... uh....." he looked around "I don't know." Ranma nodded leading him down another hall making him blink at the sign on the wall "what are we doing in the genetic research department?" he asked curiously.
Ranma nodded to Akane and Chichi blinking at a doctor standing in the room they entered "Mrs Saotome, please, its like I've said, we don't do that here, its against the law." he said patently. Ranma smirked putting his hand on his shoulder "your so right sir, I don't know what she's thinking, let me talk some sense into her, you seem like a very busy person and I apologize for the interruption." he smiled walking the man from the room.
He nodded smiling back "thankyou sir, its illegal, I could never do that, I would get fired." he nodded patting him on the back as he shut the door. Ranma smirked at his blinking friends. He walked across the room and started whistling softly as he sat down in the chair in front of the microscope and after looking around stood up and grabbed a beaker "need this." he murmured cleaning it out with a smirk. He started humming to himself as he looked around for things.
He smiled at Akane pulling out a needle "come on love, give it up." he said soothingly. She blinked and sighed rolling her eyes offering him her arm. Goku blinked looking at Chichi as Ranma quickly took a small amount of Akanes blood and kissed her cheek gently before walking back to the table.
He smiled whistling softly as he quickly mixed the blood with the two different chemicals he had chosen and gently sturred. He looked at the two after tapping the air out of the mix "I will warn you Chichi, this hurts a lot." he said walking over.
She looked wide eyed moving behind Goku "what are you doing?!" he exclaimed. Ranma blinked at him "look, you have little interest in your wife Goku, because your not even the same species. I know how much you dislike being around me or Akane when we're almost naked. You want to know why?" he asked crossing his arms. Both nodded, Chichi scowling at him.
Ranma looked at them "a Saiyjin male can sense and smell things human males can't. Thats why human females don't interest me in the least, they smell...... bland. When ever I get around Akane her smell intoxicates me." he grinned enhaling deeply after gently kissing Akanes neck.
She purred softly "the same with Saiyjin females, I was at most amused by the guys trying to pick me up before Ranma came home, afterwards, when ever I'm horny I think of Ranma and only Ranma. Except that one time Goku walked out of the bathroom naked and I got excited."
She looked at them apologetically "forgive me, I haven't been with my husband in a year!" she said holding up her hands. Ranma nodded soothingly "its ok Akane, it happens to everyone. It happened to me a few times when I was a girl. What I'm saying, is that Saiyjins are only attracted to each other because they know unconsciously that they belong together. With this," he held up the syringe "I can genetically change Chichis species, it worked for Akane and I and that was with a small part of Gohans blood."
They blinked looking at him wide eyed "you mean.... Chichi would be... like me?" Goku asked softly. Ranma nodded "you could make each other happy for once, you could have another child thats for sure."
They glanced at each other for a minute before looking back even more interested "Goku will stop ignoring me?" Chichi asked softly. Ranma nodded "the pain will only last about two minutes." She looked down biting her lip thoughtfully before looking at Goku curiously "should I?" she asked softly.
He looked down "its your choice." Ranma capped the needle and
put it in his shirt pocket "les take this back to your house."
Ranma blinked looking up from the cup of tea he was drinking to Chichi who came into the kitchen in a robe. He smirked at the pleasently contented look on her face as she walked slowly to the counter "me thinks Gohan will be quite happy when he finds out how close his parents are being." he chuckled when Goku walked into the room and rapped his arms around Chichi right away.
Both smiled at him as Akane rapped her arms around his neck from behind "where is Gohan anyways?" Goku asked curiously. Ranma blinked at him for a minute before shaking his bead "I don't have any idea."
Akane snorted at the two of them as she walked over to the video phone "its obvious he's staying at Bulmas with Ranko." she snorted. Ranma blinked coming over and hugged her from behind as the phone was answered by Bulmas father.
He blinked at them for a minute "ah, well... I was afraid of this, I was hoping my wife would answer when you did call." he said looking very nervious. Ranma and Akane blinked when he jumped looking even more scared as Chichi and Goku appeared behind them ."Whats wrong sir?" Goku asked curiously.
He looked about for a minute before looking behind him "honey! Phone for you!!" All four of them looked at the screen blinking until Bulmas mother came on the line. She smiled warmly at them "hello! Its good to hear from you all! I was rather reluctant to let the kids go with Bulma but Ranko said it would be alright with you and Bulma is very responsible, Gohan said Goku would understand. How is your training going?" she asked smiling.
Ranma blinked at her along with the rest of them "fine, where did the kids go?" Akane asked blinking. She beamed "didn't Bulma call you? She said she left a message and since we didn't hear from you we assumed it was alright..." she looked nervious. Ranma blinked at the screen for a moment before putting her on hold.
He turned on the messaging program and blinked when Bulmas face appeared on it "hi! We tried to call you but no ones answering. We found Kamis ship and dads repairing it! Once its finished Krillin and I are going to use it to go to Namek! I want to know if Goku and Ranma want to come along just in case we run into anyone we might need help against. Call us back to tell us what your answer is guys. Heh, or I might just take Gohan and Ranko with me instead!" she laughed before cutting it of.
Ranma blinked at the screen blankly for a minute before turning the
program off to look at the woman sitting there smiling. She blinked at
the stone cold looks on all four faces "wheres the kids maam?" Akane asked
deadpan. She smiled weakly "well.... Bulma said she could take care of
them."
The professor looked up and cried out seeing all four saiyjins leaning over him two hours later "you seem to be building a space ship professor." Chichi said shortly. He nodded bigsweating at the dark looks on their faces "I figured that you would be after them when you found out they had gone so started building this one. It'll be ready in a week."
He looked about ready to bolt. Ranma looked around the things he was working on and nodded walking over to a crain that was holding up an engine component and pulled it loose. He walked over to the part the professor was working on and took the wrench from his hand.
Briefs moved back and looked shocked when his arm blurred from sight and gapped almost falling over when the junction he was building started appearing peice by peice. Ranma stopped and flipped the part in his hand and placed it onto the bolt fittings and tightened them down. He looked back at the professor "two days. We'll have this done in two days. I want my daughter, back on earth!!"
Dr Briefs nodded quickly gulping. He slid slowly over to the engine as ranma stared at him quietly. He looked shocked looking it over slowly "you did it! You put the whole thing back together in less then a minute!" he exclaimed in shock.
Ranma looked at him crossing his arms "we're wasting daylight." He nodded standing strait "yes, well... we need to move this over to the housing here so...." he stopped as Ranma looked at Goku "give me a hand?" He blinked and nodded as Ranma picked it up one handed and walked over to the half finished super structure and looked up into it "I need you to get at the top of this shaft and hold this up while I bolt it in place." he murmured.
Goku nodded jumping up it and nodded coming out the top "go."
CHAPTER EIGHT DONE AND GONE! and that spells the end of the first arc of my Dragon Ball Z remake! the end of the first part, Attack of the Saiyajins!
now, after some time to woirk with the rough drafts, i will put forth the second arc! Frieza's Revenge!
seeya next time!
imortis
