Chapter 2- Wreak Havoc On School...Especially Friends
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"You got it." Harry replied. Draco put his hand at his side. "Good. Meet me at the dungeon door at 12 next morning." Draco said, walking away. **Did I do the right thing?** Harry thought to himself. He walked outside to "Care Of Magical Creatures" lesson. "Ok, everyone. Pick a partner so you can take care of a baby Hippogriff." Hagrid yelled to all of them.
Harry looked at Hermione and Ron, but they were already working together. "What's the matter, Harry? Can't find a partner? Ok, then." Hagrid said. "Everyone who doesn't have a partner step towards me." Hagrid yelled. Draco walked up to Hagrid. "We'll take it from here, big oaf." Draco said, grabbing Harry and taking him to a baby Hippogriff.
At midnight, Harry slipped on his invisibility cloak on and started walking towards the dungeon. When he was climbing down the stairs that lead to the Dungeons, he saw Draco already there, leaning casualy against the wall beside the door. Harry took off the invisibility cloak. "Ok, so what you got planned?" Harry asked.
"Follow me." Draco said. Draco led Harry to Dumbledore's gargoyle statue. Draco pointed his wand at the statue. "Fileetay Incantarto!" Draco yelled, pointing his wand at the statue. (Can't spell the spell.) The statue blew up and they put tar all over the stairs. They laughed quietly and went to the Gryffindor portrait. "Why are we here?" Harry asked.
"Just say the password." Draco demanded. Harry whispered it to the portraits ear and they both went in. "Watch this." Draco said. "Wingardium Leviosa." He said. The couch started to levitate. The spell wore off and the couch landed on it's side with a loud 'BANG' Harry and Draco put the invisibilty cloak on and started trashing the place.
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The next morning after the huge clean up, all the houses headed to the Dining Hall together. When they opened the doors, there was a huge flag of all the girls' bras and ahem, panties. It was haning across the ceiling, like a banner. The girls all screamed, Harry and Draco just laughed. "Coming through, coming through!!" Snape called. When he saw sight of this, he blew up with rage.
"Whoever does not step forward, will get a detention for the whole school! But...I know who did this already." He shot a glance at Harry and Draco. "Come...with me." He hissed. Harry and Draco looked at each other. "Wh-wh-what u-us?" Draco asked. "Yes you!" He yelled. "He's such a jerk." Hermione whispered to Ron.
"Well, Snape. I see that you've caught us red handed. Let's go." Harry said. Snape turned his heel and started off, expecting them to follow, except when, "Flipendo!!!" Harry yelled, pointing his wand at Snape. Snape flew across the hall and hit a wall. Everyone gasped at Harry. Snape stood up, very dizzy. "Potter...come with me." He said again.
"Try and catch us." Harry said. He pulled Draco's arm and they started running off. Snape wanted to run after them, but couldn't. Instead, he started to the Hospital Wing. "What are you bloody doing?!" Draco yelled when they reached the Forbidden Forest. "Saving your tiny ass. Now come on. Let's do some work." Harry said, he started throwing up and down a roll of flaming toilet paper.
The next morning when Harry awoke and went to the common room (It was a Saturday) and Parvati ran up to Harry. "The Dining hall has been covered in toilet paper! But...they say it's charred..." She said, thinking. She quickly shook her head. "Wait! Why am I talking to YOU?" She walked to Lavender.
At lunch, when everything was cleaned up. Draco and Harry smirked evilly to each other before sitting down at their table. Right when Percy was about to take a seat across from Harry, he got out a remote control. As soon as Percy sat down a loud fart noise came and he quickly stood up. The whole school raored with laughter as Percy looked at his seat, there was no whoopee cushion.
Percy decided to sit down again and Harry pressed the button. The fart noise went off and Percy quickly stood up, blushing furiously. "What the bloody hell!!!!" He yelled, kicking his seat. "Mr. Weasley, calm down." Dumbledore said, slightly laughing. Percy folded his arms across his chest, tapped his foot in annoyance while looking at Dumbledore.
While Harry stared at Percy, holding in his laughter, he saw a quick smirk come onto his face. He took his wand out. "Accio." He said. Harry's remote control came out of his robe pocket and started to make it's way to Percy. Harry dived onto the table, trying to grab it, but failed. He just got his robes covered in mashed potatoes.
Percy grabbed the remote control. "Aha." He said, holding the two top corners of the remote controls with his thumb and middle finger, waving it annoyedly. "Mr. Potter. Report to Professor McGonagall for your punishment." He said. Harry scowled at Percy and walked up to the staff table. He returned rather quickly.
"Thanks, prat. now I have detention. 'For a prank on a fellow student.' " Harry said imitating McGonagall. Percy smirked. After lunch, they all went into the common room. Harry sneaked into the girls bedroom with his invisibility cloak and grabbed Hermione's shampoo. He put pink hair dye and mixed it in together. He placed it back into her trunk.
He left and went into the boys room, snickering. He looked out his window and saw Ron outside, talking with his brothers Fred and George. He took his potion homework out of his bag and dumped them on Ron out through his window. "EUCH!!!!" Came a yell from Ron, who was now turning into a shrimp.
Harry snickered. He then heard a high-pitched scream and ran out of the boys' bedroom and saw Hermione coming out of the girls' washroom in the girls' bedroom (under his invisibility cloak) and saw Hermione come out with bright pink hair with one streak of her normal brown hair. Harry burst out laughing.
"Who's there?" Hermione asked, when she heard him laugh. **The cloak!** He thought. Hermione took a step forward and accidenally stepped on a corner of Harry's cloak. The cloak slid off and revealed Harry. "Harry!!!" She said with fury. Hermione changed her hair back to the normal color with a spell and steered Harry out the portrait. "Don't let him in, he's a Slytherin under a ploy juice potion." Hermione whispered to the fat
lady. "Come on! Flibberty Gibbit!" Harry yelled to the portrait. The fat lady turned her head on Harry. Harry growled. "Alohamora!" he yelled. The fat lady ran off and Harry pulled the portrait open with all his might. He came back into the common room and sat down on one of the couches. **Good thing Hermione's in the bedroom.** He thought.
"Harry Potter!!!!!!!" Came a vocie from the portrait. Ron came into the room with a purple face, green arms and slimy pants. He had stopped being a shrimp. Harry and the people in the common room burst with laughter. "Think it's funny, do you?" Ron asked them all, the laughing went immediately silent.
"If you think it's so funny, try some of your own!!!" Ron yelled. A cauldron of the same potions mixed together appeared in front of Ron. He threw it on Harry. Harry was covered in a sticky potion and he turned into an octopus for a moment and back to himself. He smeared the potion off his face and jumped on Ron.
They started to fight like tigers, the Gryffindors chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!" "What's going on here?!" Came Percy and McGonagall's voice. Everyone backed away, showing Ron and Harry still wrestling each other, both also still covered in potions. Professor McGonagall wiped off the potion and shooed everyone off so she could talk to them.
"Now, I do NOT know why you two are fighting! I'd like to hear why." She explained rather sternly. "He poured sticky potions on me!!!!!!" Ron and Harry yelled, pointing to each other. Professor McGonagall looked at them very sternly. Harry and Ron gulped.
Professor McGonagall lead them to a chamber. "Now I'll bring you back when you behave!!" She yelled, magially sealing the door. A few minutes later, she came back in, unlocked the door and shoved Malfoy into the chamber. She re-locked it and left. "Why are you in here?" Ron asked him. "Out of my way, Weasel." He said. He walked over to Harry and they both started planning things out in a whisper.
"Harry!! You're on Malfoy's side?!" Ron yelled. "What do you care?!" Harry spat back at him and continued discussing things with Draco.
After they got out, Ron told Hermione about the whole thing about Harry and Draco. "We have to get Harry back on our side." She said.
When Harry entered the common room, they both ran up to him. "Harry! we're so sorry! We were just mad then, we aren't anymore. We didn't mean what we said! Please! We miss you and want you to hang around us again, become the trio!" Hermione pleaded. Harry looked at them with a mad face.
He scoffed. "I know you want me back in your group. But it's too late. I'm with Malfoy." He said and left.
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"You got it." Harry replied. Draco put his hand at his side. "Good. Meet me at the dungeon door at 12 next morning." Draco said, walking away. **Did I do the right thing?** Harry thought to himself. He walked outside to "Care Of Magical Creatures" lesson. "Ok, everyone. Pick a partner so you can take care of a baby Hippogriff." Hagrid yelled to all of them.
Harry looked at Hermione and Ron, but they were already working together. "What's the matter, Harry? Can't find a partner? Ok, then." Hagrid said. "Everyone who doesn't have a partner step towards me." Hagrid yelled. Draco walked up to Hagrid. "We'll take it from here, big oaf." Draco said, grabbing Harry and taking him to a baby Hippogriff.
At midnight, Harry slipped on his invisibility cloak on and started walking towards the dungeon. When he was climbing down the stairs that lead to the Dungeons, he saw Draco already there, leaning casualy against the wall beside the door. Harry took off the invisibility cloak. "Ok, so what you got planned?" Harry asked.
"Follow me." Draco said. Draco led Harry to Dumbledore's gargoyle statue. Draco pointed his wand at the statue. "Fileetay Incantarto!" Draco yelled, pointing his wand at the statue. (Can't spell the spell.) The statue blew up and they put tar all over the stairs. They laughed quietly and went to the Gryffindor portrait. "Why are we here?" Harry asked.
"Just say the password." Draco demanded. Harry whispered it to the portraits ear and they both went in. "Watch this." Draco said. "Wingardium Leviosa." He said. The couch started to levitate. The spell wore off and the couch landed on it's side with a loud 'BANG' Harry and Draco put the invisibilty cloak on and started trashing the place.
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The next morning after the huge clean up, all the houses headed to the Dining Hall together. When they opened the doors, there was a huge flag of all the girls' bras and ahem, panties. It was haning across the ceiling, like a banner. The girls all screamed, Harry and Draco just laughed. "Coming through, coming through!!" Snape called. When he saw sight of this, he blew up with rage.
"Whoever does not step forward, will get a detention for the whole school! But...I know who did this already." He shot a glance at Harry and Draco. "Come...with me." He hissed. Harry and Draco looked at each other. "Wh-wh-what u-us?" Draco asked. "Yes you!" He yelled. "He's such a jerk." Hermione whispered to Ron.
"Well, Snape. I see that you've caught us red handed. Let's go." Harry said. Snape turned his heel and started off, expecting them to follow, except when, "Flipendo!!!" Harry yelled, pointing his wand at Snape. Snape flew across the hall and hit a wall. Everyone gasped at Harry. Snape stood up, very dizzy. "Potter...come with me." He said again.
"Try and catch us." Harry said. He pulled Draco's arm and they started running off. Snape wanted to run after them, but couldn't. Instead, he started to the Hospital Wing. "What are you bloody doing?!" Draco yelled when they reached the Forbidden Forest. "Saving your tiny ass. Now come on. Let's do some work." Harry said, he started throwing up and down a roll of flaming toilet paper.
The next morning when Harry awoke and went to the common room (It was a Saturday) and Parvati ran up to Harry. "The Dining hall has been covered in toilet paper! But...they say it's charred..." She said, thinking. She quickly shook her head. "Wait! Why am I talking to YOU?" She walked to Lavender.
At lunch, when everything was cleaned up. Draco and Harry smirked evilly to each other before sitting down at their table. Right when Percy was about to take a seat across from Harry, he got out a remote control. As soon as Percy sat down a loud fart noise came and he quickly stood up. The whole school raored with laughter as Percy looked at his seat, there was no whoopee cushion.
Percy decided to sit down again and Harry pressed the button. The fart noise went off and Percy quickly stood up, blushing furiously. "What the bloody hell!!!!" He yelled, kicking his seat. "Mr. Weasley, calm down." Dumbledore said, slightly laughing. Percy folded his arms across his chest, tapped his foot in annoyance while looking at Dumbledore.
While Harry stared at Percy, holding in his laughter, he saw a quick smirk come onto his face. He took his wand out. "Accio." He said. Harry's remote control came out of his robe pocket and started to make it's way to Percy. Harry dived onto the table, trying to grab it, but failed. He just got his robes covered in mashed potatoes.
Percy grabbed the remote control. "Aha." He said, holding the two top corners of the remote controls with his thumb and middle finger, waving it annoyedly. "Mr. Potter. Report to Professor McGonagall for your punishment." He said. Harry scowled at Percy and walked up to the staff table. He returned rather quickly.
"Thanks, prat. now I have detention. 'For a prank on a fellow student.' " Harry said imitating McGonagall. Percy smirked. After lunch, they all went into the common room. Harry sneaked into the girls bedroom with his invisibility cloak and grabbed Hermione's shampoo. He put pink hair dye and mixed it in together. He placed it back into her trunk.
He left and went into the boys room, snickering. He looked out his window and saw Ron outside, talking with his brothers Fred and George. He took his potion homework out of his bag and dumped them on Ron out through his window. "EUCH!!!!" Came a yell from Ron, who was now turning into a shrimp.
Harry snickered. He then heard a high-pitched scream and ran out of the boys' bedroom and saw Hermione coming out of the girls' washroom in the girls' bedroom (under his invisibility cloak) and saw Hermione come out with bright pink hair with one streak of her normal brown hair. Harry burst out laughing.
"Who's there?" Hermione asked, when she heard him laugh. **The cloak!** He thought. Hermione took a step forward and accidenally stepped on a corner of Harry's cloak. The cloak slid off and revealed Harry. "Harry!!!" She said with fury. Hermione changed her hair back to the normal color with a spell and steered Harry out the portrait. "Don't let him in, he's a Slytherin under a ploy juice potion." Hermione whispered to the fat
lady. "Come on! Flibberty Gibbit!" Harry yelled to the portrait. The fat lady turned her head on Harry. Harry growled. "Alohamora!" he yelled. The fat lady ran off and Harry pulled the portrait open with all his might. He came back into the common room and sat down on one of the couches. **Good thing Hermione's in the bedroom.** He thought.
"Harry Potter!!!!!!!" Came a vocie from the portrait. Ron came into the room with a purple face, green arms and slimy pants. He had stopped being a shrimp. Harry and the people in the common room burst with laughter. "Think it's funny, do you?" Ron asked them all, the laughing went immediately silent.
"If you think it's so funny, try some of your own!!!" Ron yelled. A cauldron of the same potions mixed together appeared in front of Ron. He threw it on Harry. Harry was covered in a sticky potion and he turned into an octopus for a moment and back to himself. He smeared the potion off his face and jumped on Ron.
They started to fight like tigers, the Gryffindors chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!" "What's going on here?!" Came Percy and McGonagall's voice. Everyone backed away, showing Ron and Harry still wrestling each other, both also still covered in potions. Professor McGonagall wiped off the potion and shooed everyone off so she could talk to them.
"Now, I do NOT know why you two are fighting! I'd like to hear why." She explained rather sternly. "He poured sticky potions on me!!!!!!" Ron and Harry yelled, pointing to each other. Professor McGonagall looked at them very sternly. Harry and Ron gulped.
Professor McGonagall lead them to a chamber. "Now I'll bring you back when you behave!!" She yelled, magially sealing the door. A few minutes later, she came back in, unlocked the door and shoved Malfoy into the chamber. She re-locked it and left. "Why are you in here?" Ron asked him. "Out of my way, Weasel." He said. He walked over to Harry and they both started planning things out in a whisper.
"Harry!! You're on Malfoy's side?!" Ron yelled. "What do you care?!" Harry spat back at him and continued discussing things with Draco.
After they got out, Ron told Hermione about the whole thing about Harry and Draco. "We have to get Harry back on our side." She said.
When Harry entered the common room, they both ran up to him. "Harry! we're so sorry! We were just mad then, we aren't anymore. We didn't mean what we said! Please! We miss you and want you to hang around us again, become the trio!" Hermione pleaded. Harry looked at them with a mad face.
He scoffed. "I know you want me back in your group. But it's too late. I'm with Malfoy." He said and left.
