Miake: I don't own YGO characters.

Kaiba: UNFORTUNATLY YOU OWN A RADIO THAT'S BEING PLAYED TOO LOUD!

Miake: It's not that loud *can't even hear herself think*.

Kaiba: *falls down*

Miake: This is Bakura's interview

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Miake: What up.

Bakura: *looks up* The sky.

Miake: Cool. Oh, yes, this doesn't apply to this story but sorry for any Yugi bashing in the past couple chapters, I love him, I just like to poke fun at him. Sorry if people were offended.

Bakura: Yugi is nice.

Miake: Yes. So, what's it like living with a very cool but somewhat psychopathic Yami?

Bakura: He's cool. He's just bent on taking over the world.

Miake: Aren't we all.

Bakura: Um, not really.

Miake: I was joking. Did you know that your favorite Duel Monsters card is the same as my favorite?

Bakura: Really?

Miake: Yes. I love the Change of Heart card. I mean what's better than turning your enemy's monsters against them.

Bakura: Chocolate is better.

Miake: I love chocolate too. Hmm, I have a lot of things in common with you, WE WERE TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH!

Bakura: Um, actually, I think you need to be separated from the chocolate.

Miake: Yeah, that's probably true.

Bakura: Miake is someone who needs no more sugar.

Miake: Yes, it's very sad. So, moving on, who would you go out with out of all the people on YGO?

Bakura: Actually, no one, I like the fangirls better. Besides, Tea and Mai are already taken.

Miake: How about your Yami?

Bakura: Um, he's not much of a people person.

Miake: Why does this not surprise me...but he's so fun though.

Bakura: Why?

Miake: Who wouldn't like a guy trying to take over the world.

Bakura: *sweatdrop*

Miake: Another question, can I have your Millenium Item?

Bakura: WHAT THE HECK??? I mean, no, no of course not.

Miake: Darn.

Bakura: Why do you want it.

Miake: I always a Yami.

Bakura: Something the world does NOT need is two Miakes.

Miake: That was mean.

Bakura: *smiles*

Miake: And now I can't be mad at him because he's too goshdarned cute.

Bakura: You're flirting with me.

Miake: I'm not *much*

Bakura: I'll tell Kaiba.

Miake: You will not.

Bakura: Try to stop me.

Miake: I can't.

Bakura: Why?

Miake: Two reasons. 1) You're too nice and 2) Every reader would beat me up if I ever hurt you.

Bakura: Wow, I feel special.

Miake: But if you beat me up people wouldn't care. What is this world coming to?

Bakura: Is that a question?

Miake: No, this interview is over. I'm going to watch last week's episode of YGO *AGAIN*

Bakura: *sweatdrop*

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Miake: That was fun. Everyone loves Bakura. I'll probably interview Yami B too. But I'll have to do Tristan or Tea next, that is unless people don't care about them. Please review. Thanx.