Miake: I don't own YGO or characters or anything.

Kaiba: That was boring.

Miake: Thanks Kaiba-kun.

Kaiba: Do you just sit and think of annoying nicknames for me?

Miake: Sadly yes.

Kaiba: You seriously need a life.

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Yami Bakura's Interview

Miake: What up Yami B.

Yami Bakura: I have already told you in one of your other fanfics, DON'T CALL ME THAT.

Miake: Everyone's a critic. Although what do I care, I love Yami Bakura (second to Kaiba that is).

Yami Bakura: Kaiba is NOT better than me.

Miake: Don't get me started.

Yami Bakura: Don't tell me what to do.

Miake: I have a bad habit of ticking off cute guys *sigh*. Anyway, when are you planning to take over the world.

Yami Bakura: Be patient. It's a long hard process.

Miake: I applaud your efforts.

Yami Bakura: You'd better.

Miake: So, what do you think of Bakura (the original one).

Yami Bakura: He's too nice. But he's ok. I'm not a people yami.

Miake: Really? That's kewl. Why do all the Yamis look like their person (this is so gramatically incorrect).

Yami Bakura: I don't know. They just do. At least Yami Yugi grew.

Miake: AND DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHORT PEOPLE?

Yami Bakura: Um, apparently not.

Miake: Ok, good *smiles* Do you like anyone?

Yami Bakura: I have already stated that I am not a people yami. But if there was a girl that doesn't mind evil people...

Miake: I see. What's it like being in a Millenium Item.

Yami Bakura: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S LIKE??? Small and uncomfortable. It's boring too. No video games.

Miake: You play video games?

Yami Bakura: Yes. I do.

Miake: Sweet. We learn something new every day. I guess that's all for this interview.

Yami Bakura: No, it's not over.

Miake: It's not?

Yami Bakura: Now I ask YOU questions.

Miake: WHAT?

Yami Bakura: Will you help me take over the world?

Miake: Sure. Always wanted to do that.

Yami Bakura: Will you get me Yugi's Millenium Puzzle?

Miake: Um, I could try but I'd feel bad and end up giving it back to him. He's too sweet to steal stuff from.

Yami Bakura: Why do you care?

Miake: Because I do...I guess.

Yami Bakura: I have successfully taken over the interview. Next, the WORLD.

Miake: Good luck.

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I guess that was weird but whatever. It was fun. Please review. Thanx.

Kaiba: You just leave then like that?

Miake: Yes, I do.

Kaiba: It was abrupt.

Miake: Yeah, I guess.

Kaiba: She's giving short answers...she's actually not high on sugar *faints*

Miake: When he ragains conciousness, I'm dead.