Miake: It's the moment you've all been waiting for...KAIBA'S INTERVIEW!!!

Kaiba: Miake does not own any of the characters of YGO or anything YGO related.

Miake: Tht was random.

Kaiba: Yes, it was.

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Miake: Hi.

Kaiba: Hi.

Miake: Hi.

Kaiba: You already said that.

Miake: Yeah, I did, heh, heh *I'm a loser*. So, first question, Will you ever beat Yugi at Duel Monsters?

Kaiba: Of course. Someday he'll find that his 'heart of the cards' won't work for him. And I'll destroy him.

Miake: Go Kaiba. Anyway, why do you hate Joey so much?

Kaiba: He's an ignorant fool.

Miake: Works for me. So, um *mind goes blank*

Kaiba: Yes...ask a question. I've got a company to run so don't waste time.

Miake: Sorry Kaiba-kun.

Kaiba: And don't call me that.

Miake: Sorry...*feels all sad* Um, so...do you want a Millenuim Item?

Kaiba: I'm powerful enough on my own.

Miake: You don't need one, although how fun would a Yami Kaiba be...

Kaiba: I don't need a Yami Kaiba.

Miake: How come you get the best wardrobe of anyone on the show.

Kaiba: Because I have the money.

Miake: Ok...Why didn't you keep the last BEWD (blue eyes white dragon) card for yourself?

Kaiba: Because I ripped it up.

Miake: I mean before that. You could have had all 4 BEWD cards and you ripped it up.

Kaiba: Why weren't you there to tell me that then?

Miake: Because I didn't know you then.

Kaiba: Honestly, it was a threat to my other three so I had to destroy it.

Miake: But you HAD IT!

Kaiba: I wasn't going to steal it.

Miake: Yeah, you're better than that.

Kaiba: You would have stolen it.

Miake: Yeah, but then I'd give it to you.

Kaiba: *blushes*

Miake: *blushes* Er, right, moving right along. Does Mokuba ever get on your nerves.

Kaiba: Is my name Kaiba?

Miake: That answers that. What's it like running your own company?

Kaiba: Hard work.

Miake: Need a personal secretary?

Kaiba: Would you work for free?

Miake: If you would go out with me.

Kaiba: *blushes again* On one condition...

Miake: Anything you say.

Kaiba: DO NOT call me Kaiba-kun, Seto-san, or any other annoying nickname that you make up when you wake up at 2:00 in the morning and have nothing better to do.

Miake: Sure, no nicknames.

Kaiba: Another thing, did you bribe my brother by saying that if he got me to go out with you that you'd take him to Cedar Point? (see Mokuba's Interview)

Miake: Yup, I did.

Kaiba: Are you really going to?

Miake: Yea, why wouldn't I?

Kaiba: Finally, he'll be out of the house. He is ANNOYING! I can't get ANY work done when he's around.

Miake: *randomly hugs Kaiba*

Kaiba: *looks very scared but hugs Miake anyway*

Miake: My life is good.

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Miake: Ok, that was really fun. I'm sorry but I love Kaiba...I hope you all liked that one. I'll finish doing the other interviews soon. Please review. Thanx.