Miake: I do not own YGO...I hate these disclaimers.

Mokuba: Why? They're fun.

Miake: Here, you have a new job. You are now the Designated Dosclaimer Dude.

Mokuba: Um, ok.

Miake: I need to get some sleep.

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Mai's Interview

Miake: Hi.

Mai: Hey.

Miake: So, is it ture that you like Joey?

Mai: Geez, start off with a hard question. Well, like I guess I do. Considering Yugi's too short and his hair is SERIOUSLY whacked, and Tristan is just a COMPLETE idiot. Bakura has a split personality problem. Rex WHATEVER his name is and that Weevil kid are just ugly and Pegasus is insane. Mokuba's too young and his brother doesn't talk and when he does he's insulting poor Joey. So that's who's left. Joey.

Miake: Whoa.

Mai: And don't get me started on the jerk Bandit Keith...

Miake: Ok, I won't. Um, changing topics, how annoying is it to be beaten by Joey? I mean I never thought he'd be a good duelist.

Mai: It's ANNOYING! I mean here I think there's this kid who's cute but a total loser and then he BEATS me. It was SO wrong.

Miake: I thought you would win.

Mai: You're too kind.

Miake: What do you think of Tea?

Mai: Tea is nice. Ok, sometimes she's a little too nice. I mean those friendship speeches are the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. But she's the only other girl there so I guess we're friends.

Miake: Do you think of Yugi as a rival?

Mai: Like, the whole world thinks of Yugi as a rival. He just has that kind of reputation ya know.

Miake: Ok, HOW THE HECK did you think of spraying your cards with perfume?

Mai: Well, it was a combination of brains and all those bottles of perfume I have lying around. I mean do you realize how many bottles of perfume I didn't even know I HAD??? And then I had my Duel Monsters deck and I was like, I have an idea.

Miake: Sweet. I honestly never thought that was cheating.

Mai: Well, Yugi and his little friends HAD to win because it was "morally wrong". I never got the respect I think I deserved.

Miake: Very true. Well, I guess that's all.

Mai: Yeah, I have like the busiest schedule.

Miake: What are you doing?

Mai: HOLIDAY SHOPPING!!!

Miake: At 9:30 at night.

Mai: It's never to late to go shopping.

Miake: *sigh*

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Miake: I did 5 interviews today. I am beat. I'll do more tomorrow. Please review. Thanx