Chapter 8
"AHHhhhh!" yelled a distraught Gambit as he ran frantically down the halls and in and out of various rooms in Mags' lair.
"Get back here!" yelled Mystique in hot pursuit, "I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to kill you!"
"Oh, ya he'll just come trotting back to you now," Creed rolled his eyes.
"Who asked you?!" yelled Mystique picking up a carving knife.
"I call his CD collection," said St. John.
"Stereo System," said Peter.
"Motorcycle," said Wanda.
"Tanks a lot guys!" yelled Remy as ran through the commons room.
"What fresh hell is this?!" yelled Magneto as he walked out of his office, "I can't even hear myself think. How long has she been chasing him?"
"A little over three hours," said Mesmero.
As they came back through the commons room again Mystique cornered Remy against a chair, "Maybe this will help you remember to stay away from my daughter!" she growled lifting the knife.
"MERDE!" yelped Remy as he toppled backwards over the chair and into the center of the commons room.
When he landed the keys to his motorcycle fell out of his pocket. Quickly Remy sized the keys and made a mad dash for the door.
"Damn it!" yelled Mystique as she threw the knife down and charged after him.
The last thing they all heard was the sound of Remy's motorcycle backfiring into the night followed by a litany of swear words from Mystique.
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As you most likely deducted Kitty and Rogue had be grounded for God only knows how long. And considering they wouldn't be seeing the light of day anytime soon, not that Rogue was too distraught, she decided the risk of sneaking out in the middle of the night to see Gambit was minimal, considering her and Kitty had Blackbird detail most likely until the end of time itself.
Rogue walked cautiously down the hall from her room it had seemed as though Kitty had taken a literal eternity to fall asleep. All she had to do was go out the back door and jump the wall once she disabled the security cameras from the main hall. She dove behind a potted plant and froze a Logan walked by.
"Ah, coulda sworn Ah saw him go to bed," thought Rogue.
Rogue held her breath as Logan sniffed the air. He snorted in distaste and then walked off. The next thing Rogue heard was the refrigerator door opening, it was the best sound she had ever heard. She waited for Logan to go back up stairs before she made her next move. She had received an anonymous e-mail earlier that night requesting her presence in a small wooded area at look out point. She could only assume it had been from Gambit. So, without a second thought she headed out into the night.
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Gambit had pulled over to the side of the road to catch his breath after fleeing in terror for over three hours. As he sat propped up against his bike he played with his cell phone and soon discovered an unread text message that requested his in a small wooded area at look out point. He could only assume it had been from Rogue. So, without a second thought she headed out into the night.
"Good ting Gambit always keep a Trojan or five in his wallet." he thought with a smirk.
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(AN: Oh, keep your panties on I'm not going to do anything to them - for a while ;} MWAHAHAHA! - Sorry I don't know what came over me, now where in hell were we? Ah, yes the "GOOD" [note the quotes] part)
Rogue was the first to arrive, "What the?" she was rather confused at the sight of Canadian squad car 69 (hehe).
Rogue turned at the sound of Remy's motorcycle coming up the mountain, "Evnin' ma Chere," said Gambit as killed the engine (not literally!).
"Ah'm heah what do want, Swamp Rat?" asked Rogue as she crossed her arms.
"Gambit was gonna ask Cher de same question."
"What? You e-mailed me to meet you here," Rogue insisted.
"Non, Chere texted Remy to meet her here," he said holding up his phone.
"Well, if Ah didn't texed you an' you didn't e-mail me, who did?"
"Uh, where'd de car come from?"
"Ah dunno it was there when Ah got here."
"Look, dere's sometin' under the windshield wiper," said Gambit.
Rogue walked over to find a piece of paper, "It a note," she opened it, "'Dear R+R, consider this an early wedding from your friends on the force. We couldn't help but notice some sexual tension, while you were in cell B. So, we thought we would lend you the car for a night, don't worry we will come and pick it up tomorrow and you're more than welcome to keep the uniforms in the front seat as well as the hats, but we do need the cuffs back- the keys are in the back seat. With love Paul, Bob, Larry and Zeek (wherever that damn hoarse has dragged him to).'" Rogue finished reading the letter and looked into the front seat, "OH MAH GAWD! They even threw in a box of lubricated Trojans."
"Only de best, non?"
Good thing it was dark out because Rogue was turning fire engine red.
"Up for a midnight ride, Chere?"
"Only if Ah get to wear the spurs."
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Meanwhile, little did Rogue know once she had left Kitty headed out to pay a late night visit to Lance.
"That was like amazing!" squealed Kitty as she nuzzled under Lance's chin.
"Gambit and Rogue should get arrested more often, you've never done half that stuff before."
"MMmmm, I'm glad you enjoyed it," purred Kitty rolling onto Lance's chest.
"So wadda ya wanna do now?" asked Lance, "There's some cherry coke down in the kitchen (AN: Yes, Panther Nesmith, I've made my decision. If you're a little in the dark about this check the reviews for Chapter 7 and you'll see and a HUGE thanx to all [in no specific order Dyst, Carla, Bunny Angel, Panther Nesmith and ishandahalf] those who have sent in reviews they are greatly appreciated)."
"Uh, Lance," Kitty said sweetly.
"Yes?"
"I'm like not straddling your knee because I'm thirsty."
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Three hours later Gambit and Rogue were lazily staring at the ceiling of the cruiser.
"Damn, Cher, we need to get arrested more often," said Gambit smelling Rogue's hair.
"Wanna go again, Cajun?"
"Wid what?" asked Gambit holding up the empty Trojan box (Does this seem excessive to anyone?).
Rogue sighed, "We should get goin' the sun will rise soon."
"You be right, Cher. C'mon Gambit'll help with yo' clothes."
"Ah think most of them are outside the car." said Rogue as she went for the handle, "Uh, Gambit?"
"Oui, Petit?"
"Is your door locked?"
Gambit frantically tugged at the handle, but to avail, "Mon Dui, we be locked in!"
That's when Rogue found the note from their friends on the force, apparently she forgot to turn it over, "'P.S.," she read, "Do not under any circumstance close the doors when you're in the backseat, you will automatically be locked it and the doors can only be opened from the outside."
"MERDE!" Remy leaned back in the seat covering his red and black eyes with his hand, "Now what?!"
"Uh, Ah still have mah cell phone." said Rogue as she began to dial frantically, "Kitty, yer not gonna believe this-"
~Fin~
More to come next up: How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take
Oh will the insanity ever end? (Of course not! Tell me you didn't have to think about that!) Until next time remember insane times lead to insane measures.
MWHAHAHAH!
"AHHhhhh!" yelled a distraught Gambit as he ran frantically down the halls and in and out of various rooms in Mags' lair.
"Get back here!" yelled Mystique in hot pursuit, "I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to kill you!"
"Oh, ya he'll just come trotting back to you now," Creed rolled his eyes.
"Who asked you?!" yelled Mystique picking up a carving knife.
"I call his CD collection," said St. John.
"Stereo System," said Peter.
"Motorcycle," said Wanda.
"Tanks a lot guys!" yelled Remy as ran through the commons room.
"What fresh hell is this?!" yelled Magneto as he walked out of his office, "I can't even hear myself think. How long has she been chasing him?"
"A little over three hours," said Mesmero.
As they came back through the commons room again Mystique cornered Remy against a chair, "Maybe this will help you remember to stay away from my daughter!" she growled lifting the knife.
"MERDE!" yelped Remy as he toppled backwards over the chair and into the center of the commons room.
When he landed the keys to his motorcycle fell out of his pocket. Quickly Remy sized the keys and made a mad dash for the door.
"Damn it!" yelled Mystique as she threw the knife down and charged after him.
The last thing they all heard was the sound of Remy's motorcycle backfiring into the night followed by a litany of swear words from Mystique.
-------------------
As you most likely deducted Kitty and Rogue had be grounded for God only knows how long. And considering they wouldn't be seeing the light of day anytime soon, not that Rogue was too distraught, she decided the risk of sneaking out in the middle of the night to see Gambit was minimal, considering her and Kitty had Blackbird detail most likely until the end of time itself.
Rogue walked cautiously down the hall from her room it had seemed as though Kitty had taken a literal eternity to fall asleep. All she had to do was go out the back door and jump the wall once she disabled the security cameras from the main hall. She dove behind a potted plant and froze a Logan walked by.
"Ah, coulda sworn Ah saw him go to bed," thought Rogue.
Rogue held her breath as Logan sniffed the air. He snorted in distaste and then walked off. The next thing Rogue heard was the refrigerator door opening, it was the best sound she had ever heard. She waited for Logan to go back up stairs before she made her next move. She had received an anonymous e-mail earlier that night requesting her presence in a small wooded area at look out point. She could only assume it had been from Gambit. So, without a second thought she headed out into the night.
------------------
Gambit had pulled over to the side of the road to catch his breath after fleeing in terror for over three hours. As he sat propped up against his bike he played with his cell phone and soon discovered an unread text message that requested his in a small wooded area at look out point. He could only assume it had been from Rogue. So, without a second thought she headed out into the night.
"Good ting Gambit always keep a Trojan or five in his wallet." he thought with a smirk.
------------------
(AN: Oh, keep your panties on I'm not going to do anything to them - for a while ;} MWAHAHAHA! - Sorry I don't know what came over me, now where in hell were we? Ah, yes the "GOOD" [note the quotes] part)
Rogue was the first to arrive, "What the?" she was rather confused at the sight of Canadian squad car 69 (hehe).
Rogue turned at the sound of Remy's motorcycle coming up the mountain, "Evnin' ma Chere," said Gambit as killed the engine (not literally!).
"Ah'm heah what do want, Swamp Rat?" asked Rogue as she crossed her arms.
"Gambit was gonna ask Cher de same question."
"What? You e-mailed me to meet you here," Rogue insisted.
"Non, Chere texted Remy to meet her here," he said holding up his phone.
"Well, if Ah didn't texed you an' you didn't e-mail me, who did?"
"Uh, where'd de car come from?"
"Ah dunno it was there when Ah got here."
"Look, dere's sometin' under the windshield wiper," said Gambit.
Rogue walked over to find a piece of paper, "It a note," she opened it, "'Dear R+R, consider this an early wedding from your friends on the force. We couldn't help but notice some sexual tension, while you were in cell B. So, we thought we would lend you the car for a night, don't worry we will come and pick it up tomorrow and you're more than welcome to keep the uniforms in the front seat as well as the hats, but we do need the cuffs back- the keys are in the back seat. With love Paul, Bob, Larry and Zeek (wherever that damn hoarse has dragged him to).'" Rogue finished reading the letter and looked into the front seat, "OH MAH GAWD! They even threw in a box of lubricated Trojans."
"Only de best, non?"
Good thing it was dark out because Rogue was turning fire engine red.
"Up for a midnight ride, Chere?"
"Only if Ah get to wear the spurs."
----------------
Meanwhile, little did Rogue know once she had left Kitty headed out to pay a late night visit to Lance.
"That was like amazing!" squealed Kitty as she nuzzled under Lance's chin.
"Gambit and Rogue should get arrested more often, you've never done half that stuff before."
"MMmmm, I'm glad you enjoyed it," purred Kitty rolling onto Lance's chest.
"So wadda ya wanna do now?" asked Lance, "There's some cherry coke down in the kitchen (AN: Yes, Panther Nesmith, I've made my decision. If you're a little in the dark about this check the reviews for Chapter 7 and you'll see and a HUGE thanx to all [in no specific order Dyst, Carla, Bunny Angel, Panther Nesmith and ishandahalf] those who have sent in reviews they are greatly appreciated)."
"Uh, Lance," Kitty said sweetly.
"Yes?"
"I'm like not straddling your knee because I'm thirsty."
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Three hours later Gambit and Rogue were lazily staring at the ceiling of the cruiser.
"Damn, Cher, we need to get arrested more often," said Gambit smelling Rogue's hair.
"Wanna go again, Cajun?"
"Wid what?" asked Gambit holding up the empty Trojan box (Does this seem excessive to anyone?).
Rogue sighed, "We should get goin' the sun will rise soon."
"You be right, Cher. C'mon Gambit'll help with yo' clothes."
"Ah think most of them are outside the car." said Rogue as she went for the handle, "Uh, Gambit?"
"Oui, Petit?"
"Is your door locked?"
Gambit frantically tugged at the handle, but to avail, "Mon Dui, we be locked in!"
That's when Rogue found the note from their friends on the force, apparently she forgot to turn it over, "'P.S.," she read, "Do not under any circumstance close the doors when you're in the backseat, you will automatically be locked it and the doors can only be opened from the outside."
"MERDE!" Remy leaned back in the seat covering his red and black eyes with his hand, "Now what?!"
"Uh, Ah still have mah cell phone." said Rogue as she began to dial frantically, "Kitty, yer not gonna believe this-"
~Fin~
More to come next up: How Much Embarrassment Can 2 Mutants Take
Oh will the insanity ever end? (Of course not! Tell me you didn't have to think about that!) Until next time remember insane times lead to insane measures.
MWHAHAHAH!
