AN: Alrighty... been a while since I've worked on this fic... and unfortunatly... i've sorta run out of inspiration on it. So this'll be the final chapter... oh well. Maybe i'll return to it and add some more, who knows? Anyway, I give to you the last chapter of Quest for a Phone.

Chapter 3: Why is it the ones you don't like who have your answers?

"Pika?" Pikachu asked as he heard a sobbing coming from a nearby clearing. "Pikachu... pi pikachu!" He called out as Pichu and Jigglypuff ran over. "Pichu?" (AN: Alright... for the sake of my sanity i'm inputting a translator now... -_-;) "Dude! We gotta go see who's crying!" Pikachu stated while hitting Pichu on the head. "Yeah, besides.... I can show off my new cell phone!" Jigglypuff stated while smiling greatly. "You're gonna wear out your cellphone by showing it off so much Jig." Pichu stated while Pikachu was nodding behind him. "So?" Jigglypuff asked, the two rodents just shook their heads and started walking off towads the sounds of sobbing. Ness lifted his large head up and looked around. "I sense them approaching... I must get out of here!" He shouted as he ran off deeper into the forest. "I just heard something, hurry!" Pikachu called out as he ran quicker towards the clearing leaving Pichu and Jigglypuff behind. When Pichu and Jigglypuff made it to the clearing, Pikachu was standing in the middle sniffing the air. "Guys... Ness was here!" Pikachu shouted calling them over, "He went... that way!" he stated while pointing and running off in the direction. "He'll never give up until he's made friends with Ness... will he?" Pichu asked Jigglypuff, "Nope... never going to rest." She stated while walking off with Pichu sitting on her head.

"NESS! WAIT UP!!" Pikachu shouted while picking up speed using his agility skill. "Never... I won't be taken prisoner by the cuteness!!!!" Ness cried out while trying to run faster on his short legs. "Ness, why do you fear us?" Pikachu shouted out noticing that the other two pokemon were just a bit behind him. "I refuse to trust the cuteness and be taken over by it's evil powers!" Ness cried out. "What makes you think us to be evil?" Pikachu called out picking up more speed by adding a quick attack to his already agile state. Pikachu quickly cuaght up to and tackled Ness to the ground. They stared at each other for a moment before Ness finally realized that these creatures weren't evil. They were just forced to be cute and take over the video game world. "Why do you think we're evil!" Pikachu shouted at Ness. "I thought... I thought you were evil because you got more attention in your games then I did in mine! Sure the people who played my game loved it, but you.. you had warped the minds of children all over the damned world!" Ness said quietly, "But... now I see, you didn't mean to do that. You were forced to by Nintendo." "Yup! ^_^" Smiled Pikachu as he got off of Ness. "Say... Pikachu, you wouldn't happen to have a cellphone that works that I could borrow..... would you?" Ness asked, hopeful that he might finally be able to call home. "No... but-" "I have one!" Jigglypuff called out as she interupted Pikachu. "Can I use it?" Ness asked getting more and more excited that after his long day that he could call home. "Sure Ness... just don't break it!" Jigglypuff stated while handing over the phone. "Thank you Jigglypuff!" Ness cried out while giving Jigglypuff a huge hug. "Don't mention it." Jigglypuff stated happy that she could be of some service.

So, Ness called home. He made some new friends, namely, the pokemon. Roy upgraded his service to cover ALL areas, and Ness pointed out the problems with the phone wires to the Hands who promptly got them fixed and got the rats to leave. Zelda and Mario got new cell phones, and Captain Falcon bought extra batteries and kept them all fully charged so his phone didn't die again. Thus Ness' quest for a phone has ended. His home sickness cured, he can continue to fight to the best of his abilities. That is... until the next time he gets homesick.

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AN: Alrighty, that's the last chapter of Quest for a Phone! Hope you enjoyed it, and I'm glad that i'm done with it, because now I have one less fic to worry about. Well, you know the drill by now. Review!

Disclaimer: I dun own SSBM, or anything related to it. Nintendo does, those damned lucky bastards.... ^_^