Miake: Here's the chapter you've all been waiting for, Malik's interview.

Kaiba: Took you long enough.

Miake: I got busy, and some stuff happened and uh...

Kaiba: And you got lazy.

Miake: Yea, pretty much. Sorry about that. Anyway, I'm going to do the disclaimer and get on with the chapter. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Kaiba: And that's a good thing.

***********

Malik's Interview

Miake: Hello Malik.

Malik: I will only do this interview on one condition.

Miake: And what is that?

Malik: You have to become my mind slave.

Miake: But I'm the fanfic writer, you can't do that to me?

Malik: Yes I can. *takes over Miake's mind*

Miake: I will be your mind slave.

Malik: Now that was easy.

Miake: Easy, but scary. Ok, on to the questions. How did you feel when Yami beat you and won one of your Egyptian God cards?

Malik: I was quite unhappy about it but destiny shows that I will become the pharoah. Yami will be defeated.

Miake: You're awfully confident.

Malik: With my rare hunters and my other Egyptian God card I will emerge victorious.

Miake: I was hoping you would beat Yami (no offense to Yami).

Malik: Because you probably know that by him winning it only delays the invitable, my world domination.

Miake: Actually, I was rooting for you because I was tired of Yami always winning. It annoys me......er and the world domination thing.

Malik: Pathetic mortal.

Miake: Sorry. Moving on, how do you feel about Isis (Ishizu) giving Obilsk The Tormentor to Kaiba?

Malik: That card rightfully belongs to me. She has betrayed me. I will defeat Kaiba and take it from him.

Miake: DON'T HURT KAIBA!

Malik: In a duel you fool! But if I must I'll use force.

Miake: Isn't there a better way? You don't need to hurt Kaiba!

Malik: And I don't NEED all my rare hunters, but I want them. Everything I do is to aid my world domination. If it means killing a couple people so be it.

Miake: You're so evil...I like evil people.

Malik: If you even begin to bosess over me the way you obsess over Kaiba I will destroy you.

Miake: Hehe, no obsessing here.

Malik: *rolls eyes*

Miake: What if Yami doesn't let you take over the world? What if he keeps stopping you.

Malik: You have a habit of asking pathetic questions, I will defeat Yami, there is no what if.

Miake: Wish I had your self-confidence.

Malik: Now I have a question for you.

Miake: Ok.

Malik: You had an accedent with fire at your school?

Miake: Oh.....that.....*blushes out of embarassment* I, um I was using a blowtorch in jewlery class and there was a gas leak in and the handle caught fire and I spazzed out.

Malik: Did you get in trouble?

Miake: No. It was an accident.

Malik: Are you willing to set fire to Yugi's house?

Miake: *Yugi fans start to get mad* Hehe, I think that would kind of kill my fanfiction writing career. Yugi fans would hurt me.

Malik: Yugi has fans?

Miake: Yes.

Malik: Foolish mortals.

*Yugi fans chase Malik*

Miake: I believe that is all we have for today!

*********

Miake: Well how was that?

Kaiba: Interesting. You had a fire at your school.

Miake: It wasn't a big fire.

Kaiba: You're a pyro.

Miake: *grins sheepishly*

Kaiba: And she picks ME to obsess over...I'm doomed.

Miake: Poor Seto-san. Anyway, please review. I also have a new Yu-Gi-Oh site opened where you can send letters to the characters. It's at . I don't have any letters there yet because it just opened so I'm hoping I'll get a few. Thanx!