Miake: Here's the chapter you've all been waiting for, Malik's interview.
Kaiba: Took you long enough.
Miake: I got busy, and some stuff happened and uh...
Kaiba: And you got lazy.
Miake: Yea, pretty much. Sorry about that. Anyway, I'm going to do the disclaimer and get on with the chapter. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kaiba: And that's a good thing.
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Malik's Interview
Miake: Hello Malik.
Malik: I will only do this interview on one condition.
Miake: And what is that?
Malik: You have to become my mind slave.
Miake: But I'm the fanfic writer, you can't do that to me?
Malik: Yes I can. *takes over Miake's mind*
Miake: I will be your mind slave.
Malik: Now that was easy.
Miake: Easy, but scary. Ok, on to the questions. How did you feel when Yami beat you and won one of your Egyptian God cards?
Malik: I was quite unhappy about it but destiny shows that I will become the pharoah. Yami will be defeated.
Miake: You're awfully confident.
Malik: With my rare hunters and my other Egyptian God card I will emerge victorious.
Miake: I was hoping you would beat Yami (no offense to Yami).
Malik: Because you probably know that by him winning it only delays the invitable, my world domination.
Miake: Actually, I was rooting for you because I was tired of Yami always winning. It annoys me......er and the world domination thing.
Malik: Pathetic mortal.
Miake: Sorry. Moving on, how do you feel about Isis (Ishizu) giving Obilsk The Tormentor to Kaiba?
Malik: That card rightfully belongs to me. She has betrayed me. I will defeat Kaiba and take it from him.
Miake: DON'T HURT KAIBA!
Malik: In a duel you fool! But if I must I'll use force.
Miake: Isn't there a better way? You don't need to hurt Kaiba!
Malik: And I don't NEED all my rare hunters, but I want them. Everything I do is to aid my world domination. If it means killing a couple people so be it.
Miake: You're so evil...I like evil people.
Malik: If you even begin to bosess over me the way you obsess over Kaiba I will destroy you.
Miake: Hehe, no obsessing here.
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Miake: What if Yami doesn't let you take over the world? What if he keeps stopping you.
Malik: You have a habit of asking pathetic questions, I will defeat Yami, there is no what if.
Miake: Wish I had your self-confidence.
Malik: Now I have a question for you.
Miake: Ok.
Malik: You had an accedent with fire at your school?
Miake: Oh.....that.....*blushes out of embarassment* I, um I was using a blowtorch in jewlery class and there was a gas leak in and the handle caught fire and I spazzed out.
Malik: Did you get in trouble?
Miake: No. It was an accident.
Malik: Are you willing to set fire to Yugi's house?
Miake: *Yugi fans start to get mad* Hehe, I think that would kind of kill my fanfiction writing career. Yugi fans would hurt me.
Malik: Yugi has fans?
Miake: Yes.
Malik: Foolish mortals.
*Yugi fans chase Malik*
Miake: I believe that is all we have for today!
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Miake: Well how was that?
Kaiba: Interesting. You had a fire at your school.
Miake: It wasn't a big fire.
Kaiba: You're a pyro.
Miake: *grins sheepishly*
Kaiba: And she picks ME to obsess over...I'm doomed.
Miake: Poor Seto-san. Anyway, please review. I also have a new Yu-Gi-Oh site opened where you can send letters to the characters. It's at . I don't have any letters there yet because it just opened so I'm hoping I'll get a few. Thanx!
Kaiba: Took you long enough.
Miake: I got busy, and some stuff happened and uh...
Kaiba: And you got lazy.
Miake: Yea, pretty much. Sorry about that. Anyway, I'm going to do the disclaimer and get on with the chapter. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kaiba: And that's a good thing.
***********
Malik's Interview
Miake: Hello Malik.
Malik: I will only do this interview on one condition.
Miake: And what is that?
Malik: You have to become my mind slave.
Miake: But I'm the fanfic writer, you can't do that to me?
Malik: Yes I can. *takes over Miake's mind*
Miake: I will be your mind slave.
Malik: Now that was easy.
Miake: Easy, but scary. Ok, on to the questions. How did you feel when Yami beat you and won one of your Egyptian God cards?
Malik: I was quite unhappy about it but destiny shows that I will become the pharoah. Yami will be defeated.
Miake: You're awfully confident.
Malik: With my rare hunters and my other Egyptian God card I will emerge victorious.
Miake: I was hoping you would beat Yami (no offense to Yami).
Malik: Because you probably know that by him winning it only delays the invitable, my world domination.
Miake: Actually, I was rooting for you because I was tired of Yami always winning. It annoys me......er and the world domination thing.
Malik: Pathetic mortal.
Miake: Sorry. Moving on, how do you feel about Isis (Ishizu) giving Obilsk The Tormentor to Kaiba?
Malik: That card rightfully belongs to me. She has betrayed me. I will defeat Kaiba and take it from him.
Miake: DON'T HURT KAIBA!
Malik: In a duel you fool! But if I must I'll use force.
Miake: Isn't there a better way? You don't need to hurt Kaiba!
Malik: And I don't NEED all my rare hunters, but I want them. Everything I do is to aid my world domination. If it means killing a couple people so be it.
Miake: You're so evil...I like evil people.
Malik: If you even begin to bosess over me the way you obsess over Kaiba I will destroy you.
Miake: Hehe, no obsessing here.
Malik: *rolls eyes*
Miake: What if Yami doesn't let you take over the world? What if he keeps stopping you.
Malik: You have a habit of asking pathetic questions, I will defeat Yami, there is no what if.
Miake: Wish I had your self-confidence.
Malik: Now I have a question for you.
Miake: Ok.
Malik: You had an accedent with fire at your school?
Miake: Oh.....that.....*blushes out of embarassment* I, um I was using a blowtorch in jewlery class and there was a gas leak in and the handle caught fire and I spazzed out.
Malik: Did you get in trouble?
Miake: No. It was an accident.
Malik: Are you willing to set fire to Yugi's house?
Miake: *Yugi fans start to get mad* Hehe, I think that would kind of kill my fanfiction writing career. Yugi fans would hurt me.
Malik: Yugi has fans?
Miake: Yes.
Malik: Foolish mortals.
*Yugi fans chase Malik*
Miake: I believe that is all we have for today!
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Miake: Well how was that?
Kaiba: Interesting. You had a fire at your school.
Miake: It wasn't a big fire.
Kaiba: You're a pyro.
Miake: *grins sheepishly*
Kaiba: And she picks ME to obsess over...I'm doomed.
Miake: Poor Seto-san. Anyway, please review. I also have a new Yu-Gi-Oh site opened where you can send letters to the characters. It's at . I don't have any letters there yet because it just opened so I'm hoping I'll get a few. Thanx!
