Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. (*Sniff sniff* I wish it did) 'That Don't Impress Me Much' belongs to Shania Twain.
Author's Notes: The parody is in Yami's POV and its mild Seto/Yami. Don't like it? Then I suggest you click the back button now. Although Seto's one of my favorites in YGO there are some rather funny things about him that you would probably notice. This is NOT a Seto bashing fic.
I would like to thank CM Aeris, Mashimaro-Byul-012, and saria-the-green-haired for helping me figure out certain lines. Enjoy now!
That Don't Impress MeI know you're a guy
who thought he was pretty smart
And you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a complete know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a Duel Monsters Champion
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who called people pups
And extra cards up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra starch in your trench coat oughtta make it stay up
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Seto Kaiba
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me duel just so you can see me
I can't believe you
kiss your Blue-Eyes good night
C'mon, tell me-you must be jokin', right?
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you own a company
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think, that you're Ra or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me
I was listening to the original song too many times if you're wondering if I was on something when I made this. ^^; Review, please!
