A/n: Has anyone done this before? I haven't seen it..anyway,dun own a thing. *jumps and points*HA! now they can't sue me! ^.^ Yay! Btw,for those reading Phantom Popstars or Erik's Little Sister, I swear I have more coming, I've just been swamped the whole 12 hrs a day I'm online. There will be more!

*Chandelier,from Carlotta the Croaking Chick*

Carlotta: *croak croak croak*-he makes me laugh,hahahahaha!

Christine: *blinks* Hey! You're supposed to keep croaking!

Erik: *snorts and mutters from inside the angel* You're not supposed to be a lying little...

Carlotta: *smacks Christine* Shut up! This is MY show! They all are! YOU SUCK!

Christine: *cries,looks up at the managers* I can't keep doing this! My self esteem is zero!

Audience: *thinking 'it matches your i.q?'*

Andre: It's okay...run off stage.

Christine: *grins* Okitay! *runs off*

Raoul: *stands up* Kay,I'm gonna follow her.

Firmin: You are?

Andre: *pulls him down* I think not...(A/n: I know they're sitting in opposite boxes in the play. I like'em better like this though.)

Raoul: *blinks* ...huh?

Andre: *cuddles him* You're stayin' with us big boy.

Raoul: *goes wide eyed and screams* I knew I saw someone watching me pee!

Firmin: *giggles,suddenly stares off into space* Noone ever wonders about my name...

Andrew: *giggles too* I don't gotta wonder...*winks*

Carlotta: *shudders* I'm not gonna croak anymore...I'm just gonna puke...

Piangi: Yeah...wanna test our gag reflex?

Carlotta: Ok. You look more like a page boy anyway.

Meg: *thinking 'isn't he a bit big to be a "boy"?'*

Raoul: *screams and jumps off the box..unfortunatly..he's ok. He runs off to find Christine*

Christine: *is on the roof,smoochy sounds come from below them* Sing,La,Singalingaling!

Raoul: *blinks* What are you doing? This is supposed to be the one scene we pledge our love for each other and you make the biggest mistake of your life!

Christine: *blinks back at him*..Why?

Raoul: *points at Mr. I think Antonio Banderas would be PERFECT for Erik because I- oh wait,who's Erik again? off stage* Because he says so.

Christine: Kay.

Raoul & Christine: *sing a bunch of crap about how much they REALLY TRULY love one another,how much Christine is a manipulative little..*cough*..and head back downstage*

Erik: Christine...*growls,heart shattered,feeling used* You sorry little...

Raoul: *plays tonsil hockey with Christine*

Christine: *glomps Raoul*

Erik: ...ew...really...she doesn't even know where the Fop has been...

Christine: *begins to turn blue*

Raoul: *proceeds*

Christine: *squirms,trying to breath,waving her arms frantically*

Raoul: *continues to liplock her*

Christine: *finally passes out*

Raoul: *sucks back and grins wide as he finally lets the poor woman breath* YEAH! No courtsean can do it THAT good! Heh...Leroux said I was a virgin...He dun know me too well,do he?

Meg: *thinking 'He dun know me too well neither...'*

Christine: *lays limply in his arms,gasping for air*..trying...to...breath...not...suceeding...

Erik: How come the Fop...?

Authoress: You -really- wanted Luciana or the Khanum?

Erik: Good point. Nevermind.

Authoress: Proceed.

Erik: *clears his throat,hums a few bars to get in tune* I gave you my music....made your song take wing...

Christine: *gasps* I...don't care...about..music...right..NOW! *choke*

Raoul: *more tonsil hockey with poor Christine*

Erik: *glares* Whatever. *back to singing* and now,how you've repaid me? Denied me and betray me...he was bound to love you...when he heard you- *eyes widen*HEY! QUIT THAT!

Raoul: *pulls hand back before the camera sees what it was doing,Christine looks traumatized* What? I didn't do anything. *shifty eyes*

Erik & Christine: ...Men.

Erik: Once again,anyway..*clears throat*singgggggggg...Christine...oh...Christine...

Christine: *sings* Say you'll share with me -ACK!

Raoul: *grabs her and kisses her senseless again*

Erik: *sighs and leans on the angel,checks a fake watch*...we're going to run over..

Audience: *thinking 'Who gave Raoul viagra?'*

Raoul: *yanks away,grins,licks his lips*I feel better now.

Christine: *glares at him then shoves him* SING.

Erik: That's my line.

Christine: *glares back at Erik*YOU SHUT UP!

Erik: *erks and shrinks back* sorry.

Christine and a very frightened Raoul: Say you'll share with me one love one lifetime,say the word and I will follow you. Share each day with me,each night,each morning.

Erik: *grins,stands up,looks nice and tall and proud* You will curse the day you did not do,all that the Phantom asked of you...!!!!!

*As the end scene of Il Muto shows up, the chandelier begins to swing..slowly at first...very slowly...almost...too slowly.*

Erik: *right on cue,laughing insanely...though he doesn't look very happy*GO!

Chandelier: *stops swinging,dead. It stays up.*

Erik: ...OOORR...not..

Christine: *giggles*

Raoul: *looks annoyed* You're not supposed to find him funny..

Christine: Oh..yeah. I'm supposed to be..um...terrified?

Raoul: *sighs* YES!

Christine: Kay. AHHH! *runs around,like a chicken with it's head cut off,screaming*

Erik: ..what the?

Raoul: I don't know...

Christine: *pauses,slides to a stop,looks up at Erik and points at Raoul* He said terrified..

Erik: ...yes. Terrified. Not insane.

Christine: There's a difference?

Erik: ...Insane people drool more.

Christine: Ewwies!

Raoul: Double ewwies!

Christine,Erik,Managers: *look at Raoul*

Raoul: *points at Christine* It went over so well with her in another thingy...

Christine: 'Cuz I'm cuter.

Raoul: Are not.

Christine: Are too!

Erik: Yeah,she is Fop.

Raoul: I'm not a Fop!

Firmin: Yeah,and he's not bi sexual either..

Raoul: *sweatdrops* I'm not bi! I'm not a Fop!

Christine: Isn't he cute when he's in denial?

Erik: ...not really...

Christine: Kay.

Erik: Wanna go back to my place for tea?

Christine: *nods* Kay. Let's go.

Erik: *hops down,grabs Christine,both vanish*

Chandelier: I'm afraid of heights...why am I up here? I fall all the time and I always have someone screaming at me to go...I need therapy..

Raoul: *gets shackled and abducted by the managers* Why's everyone hate me....?

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A/n:

Who thinks Raoul and the Chandelier should get together?! Sudden random thought on my part...it can't be any weirder than something someone else has come up with.... right?

Buquet: Um..Authoress lady?

Yes?

Buquet: ..I didn't die.

No need to,they ran off by themselves.

Buquet: ..I get to live?!

Yep. Now go find Piangi and Carlotta.

Buquet: *squeals and runs off* Ubaldo! Cara! I'm coming!!!

*sweatdrops* Review,people..please?