I still don´t own Reno*sigh*, and neither have I obtained the ownership for anything else, it´s still Square´s and JK Rowling ´s *grumble*. But I own the plot! * jumps up and down happily*. Hey, Rappy28, do you have a plan? Tell me if you have!
Err... anyway, here´s chapter four.
When Yuffie had calmed down again, they went back to the Headmasters office in something that if it wasn´t genuine order, at least could pass for it in dim light.
When they entered the office, all of AVALANCHE was sitting down on the wide assortment of chairs and couches in the room, all exept Nanaki,
who had opted to lie on the floor instead.
" All taken care of." Reno said to the Headmaster of Hogwarts.
" Oh, Turkey?Wasn´t there anything you wanted to tell them?" Yuffie asked sweetly. Reno glared at her.
" I don´t know what you´re talking about!" He said, just a shade too quickly. Then he turned back to Dumbledore. " So what´s new here?"
" Well, we confirmed the option that we are, in fact, in another world, and then we have disscussed sleeping arrengements." Tifa said, looking from Reno´s
smirking face to Vincent´s calm expression to Yuffie´s evil grin. Reno grinned a bit, just about to say something, when Yuffie jabbed him in the ribs.
He sent her another glare.
" What the hell was that for, brat?" He asked , holding a hand up to his ribcage.
" Whatever you were about to say, don´t." The little ninja replied. Reno feigned hurt.
" I wasn´t gonna say anything, I promise!" He said , with wide-eyed innocense.
" Yeah, right!"Yuffie mumbled." Anyway, what about the sleeping arrangements?"
" We have no other option then to put you in the student houses, but for tonight, you will sleep in a few rooms down the hall. I´m afraid nothing else can be
arranged in the hurry, but they will have to do." Dumbledore answered. Yuffie nodded, satisfied with this answer.
There was nothing wrong with the rooms, and Yuffie slept soundly. She woke up the next morning, feeling a little less confused than yesterday,
with the talking of another world and all. She went outside the room, and ran straight into Reno, who was standing in the corridor, looking extremly confused.
" What´s up, Turkey?" She asked. He looked around and spotted her.
" There was this kid who asked me if my name was Weasley, and before I had time to answer, she turned and ran down the corridor, yelling; ´Say hi to Fred
and George from me!´ Weird" He said." Anyway, I´m hungry, do you know where i could get some decent breakfast in this place?" He continued.
Yuffie shook her head.
" Nope. I just woke up."
" Damn! I´m just about ready to eat my shoes here!" He exclaimed. Yuffie stared at him, with an evil glint in her eye.
" Really?! Can I watch?" Then she laughed and ran down the corridor as Reno growled and charged after her. Yuffie only ran faster.
It was like this that they found their way into the Great Hall, where most of the students were having breakfast. Yuffie froze when she saw everyone staring at her.
Unfortunatley, Reno´s reactions were a little slower, and he ran straight into her back, knocking them both over. There was absolute silence in the hall,
and Yuffie found herself blushing beet red. This is sooo embarassing! She thought. Reno was back on his feet quickly and gave her a hand up.
He shot the spectators a vicious glare.
" What?! "He snapped. Needless to say, the Great Hall hastily reassumed whatever they were doing before the arrival of the strange and missmatched pair.
Yuffie had spotted Vincent sitting by himself at another table, and hurried over to him, Reno following her. The blackhaired man greeted them with a nodd and a
small smile, only visible to those who knew his face. Yuffie noticed, though, and it only made her more miserable. She sat down opposite to her mystreious
friend, giving him a weak smile in return. Reno slumped down next to her, and asked Vincent;
" So, what´s for breakfast?" Vincent shrugged." Egg, bacon, toast. The usual."
Reno seemed disappointed.
" No jam? No cereal?" He said. Vincent shook his head. Reno sighed." They take all the fun out of breakfast."
Yuffie looked disgusted.
" Jam and cereal? How can you mix jam and cereal?! Eurrg! GROSSNESS!" The little ninja exclaimed, causing several students to stare at her.
She didn´t notice, though, being concentrated on the redheaded man in front of her.
" It´s really good!" Said redhead protested, taking his favourite dish in defence." Especally with strawberry jam."
" I don´t belive you! That´s waay disgusting!"
" No, it´s not!"
" Yes, it is!"
" No it´s not!"
" Yes, it is!
" It is not! How do you know ´til you tried?"
" I just know! And if you try to force me to eat it, I´ll stuff my Conformer down your throath! " She threathened.
" I belive it when I see it, brat." The annoying Turk smirked.
" Just you wait, Turkey! Just you wait." She muttered darkly.
Yuffie ate a breakfast of egg and bacon, while Reno settled for toast in the absense of his favourite dish. They got through the meal without anymore yelling,
and on the whole, they were quite satisfied when it ended. They were just sitting around, waiting for the others to wake up, when a hand was planted on Renos
shoulder, closely followed by a female voice.
" Bill! I didn´t know you were here! When did you come?" Reno looked over his shoulder, meeting the gaze of a young girl who´s hair was only a few shades
lighter than his own.
" What?" He asked, annoyed. The young girls face turned severeal shades of pink, and quickly removed her hand.
" You´re not Bill." She said. Reno smirked.
" Thanks for stating the obvious, kid."
" I-I´m s-s-orry, only y-you look l-like my b-brother, and.." The girl stammered.
" Well I´m not." Reno stated. Yuffie grinned.
" No, you´re Turkey. Right , Turkey?" She said, grinning even wider at his expression.
" Shut up, brat!" He snapped at her . Mock-seriously, Yuffie waved a finger at him.
" Now, now, Turkey, if you´re gonna be like that, I won´t give you your Materia back!" She said. Reno´s face went very, very still, and he stared at Yuffie.
" Whoops! " The little ninja said, then got up and raced out of the Great Hall with Reno barely one step behind. The young girl, as well as the rest of the students, watched them, confused. Vincent sighed. Here we go again, he thought. The young girl turned her shocked face towards him in askance.
" It´s quite allright. I´ts not the first time." He said to her. And most likely not the last. He thougt to himself, going back to his bacon and marmelade.
Reno wasn´t the only one with strange eating habits.
...... And then what? Will Reno catch Yuffie? Will he get his Materia back? Where are the others? But most importantly, Will Reno get his jam and cereal?
Find out, in the next chapter of ´You must be joking!´. Until then, good bye.....
- Metallicafangirl
Err... anyway, here´s chapter four.
When Yuffie had calmed down again, they went back to the Headmasters office in something that if it wasn´t genuine order, at least could pass for it in dim light.
When they entered the office, all of AVALANCHE was sitting down on the wide assortment of chairs and couches in the room, all exept Nanaki,
who had opted to lie on the floor instead.
" All taken care of." Reno said to the Headmaster of Hogwarts.
" Oh, Turkey?Wasn´t there anything you wanted to tell them?" Yuffie asked sweetly. Reno glared at her.
" I don´t know what you´re talking about!" He said, just a shade too quickly. Then he turned back to Dumbledore. " So what´s new here?"
" Well, we confirmed the option that we are, in fact, in another world, and then we have disscussed sleeping arrengements." Tifa said, looking from Reno´s
smirking face to Vincent´s calm expression to Yuffie´s evil grin. Reno grinned a bit, just about to say something, when Yuffie jabbed him in the ribs.
He sent her another glare.
" What the hell was that for, brat?" He asked , holding a hand up to his ribcage.
" Whatever you were about to say, don´t." The little ninja replied. Reno feigned hurt.
" I wasn´t gonna say anything, I promise!" He said , with wide-eyed innocense.
" Yeah, right!"Yuffie mumbled." Anyway, what about the sleeping arrangements?"
" We have no other option then to put you in the student houses, but for tonight, you will sleep in a few rooms down the hall. I´m afraid nothing else can be
arranged in the hurry, but they will have to do." Dumbledore answered. Yuffie nodded, satisfied with this answer.
There was nothing wrong with the rooms, and Yuffie slept soundly. She woke up the next morning, feeling a little less confused than yesterday,
with the talking of another world and all. She went outside the room, and ran straight into Reno, who was standing in the corridor, looking extremly confused.
" What´s up, Turkey?" She asked. He looked around and spotted her.
" There was this kid who asked me if my name was Weasley, and before I had time to answer, she turned and ran down the corridor, yelling; ´Say hi to Fred
and George from me!´ Weird" He said." Anyway, I´m hungry, do you know where i could get some decent breakfast in this place?" He continued.
Yuffie shook her head.
" Nope. I just woke up."
" Damn! I´m just about ready to eat my shoes here!" He exclaimed. Yuffie stared at him, with an evil glint in her eye.
" Really?! Can I watch?" Then she laughed and ran down the corridor as Reno growled and charged after her. Yuffie only ran faster.
It was like this that they found their way into the Great Hall, where most of the students were having breakfast. Yuffie froze when she saw everyone staring at her.
Unfortunatley, Reno´s reactions were a little slower, and he ran straight into her back, knocking them both over. There was absolute silence in the hall,
and Yuffie found herself blushing beet red. This is sooo embarassing! She thought. Reno was back on his feet quickly and gave her a hand up.
He shot the spectators a vicious glare.
" What?! "He snapped. Needless to say, the Great Hall hastily reassumed whatever they were doing before the arrival of the strange and missmatched pair.
Yuffie had spotted Vincent sitting by himself at another table, and hurried over to him, Reno following her. The blackhaired man greeted them with a nodd and a
small smile, only visible to those who knew his face. Yuffie noticed, though, and it only made her more miserable. She sat down opposite to her mystreious
friend, giving him a weak smile in return. Reno slumped down next to her, and asked Vincent;
" So, what´s for breakfast?" Vincent shrugged." Egg, bacon, toast. The usual."
Reno seemed disappointed.
" No jam? No cereal?" He said. Vincent shook his head. Reno sighed." They take all the fun out of breakfast."
Yuffie looked disgusted.
" Jam and cereal? How can you mix jam and cereal?! Eurrg! GROSSNESS!" The little ninja exclaimed, causing several students to stare at her.
She didn´t notice, though, being concentrated on the redheaded man in front of her.
" It´s really good!" Said redhead protested, taking his favourite dish in defence." Especally with strawberry jam."
" I don´t belive you! That´s waay disgusting!"
" No, it´s not!"
" Yes, it is!"
" No it´s not!"
" Yes, it is!
" It is not! How do you know ´til you tried?"
" I just know! And if you try to force me to eat it, I´ll stuff my Conformer down your throath! " She threathened.
" I belive it when I see it, brat." The annoying Turk smirked.
" Just you wait, Turkey! Just you wait." She muttered darkly.
Yuffie ate a breakfast of egg and bacon, while Reno settled for toast in the absense of his favourite dish. They got through the meal without anymore yelling,
and on the whole, they were quite satisfied when it ended. They were just sitting around, waiting for the others to wake up, when a hand was planted on Renos
shoulder, closely followed by a female voice.
" Bill! I didn´t know you were here! When did you come?" Reno looked over his shoulder, meeting the gaze of a young girl who´s hair was only a few shades
lighter than his own.
" What?" He asked, annoyed. The young girls face turned severeal shades of pink, and quickly removed her hand.
" You´re not Bill." She said. Reno smirked.
" Thanks for stating the obvious, kid."
" I-I´m s-s-orry, only y-you look l-like my b-brother, and.." The girl stammered.
" Well I´m not." Reno stated. Yuffie grinned.
" No, you´re Turkey. Right , Turkey?" She said, grinning even wider at his expression.
" Shut up, brat!" He snapped at her . Mock-seriously, Yuffie waved a finger at him.
" Now, now, Turkey, if you´re gonna be like that, I won´t give you your Materia back!" She said. Reno´s face went very, very still, and he stared at Yuffie.
" Whoops! " The little ninja said, then got up and raced out of the Great Hall with Reno barely one step behind. The young girl, as well as the rest of the students, watched them, confused. Vincent sighed. Here we go again, he thought. The young girl turned her shocked face towards him in askance.
" It´s quite allright. I´ts not the first time." He said to her. And most likely not the last. He thougt to himself, going back to his bacon and marmelade.
Reno wasn´t the only one with strange eating habits.
...... And then what? Will Reno catch Yuffie? Will he get his Materia back? Where are the others? But most importantly, Will Reno get his jam and cereal?
Find out, in the next chapter of ´You must be joking!´. Until then, good bye.....
- Metallicafangirl
