Disclaimer-I don't own any Harry Potter stuff-just the plot and nicknames and such

By then the table was covered with different things from Dumbledore's pockets (which were actually for protection if one needed it), Harry's, Sirius', and Walter's piece of parchment was at least 3 feet long and an empty ink bottle on it's side, Ron had no success in trying to burn the door, Fred and Georges paper was covered in ideas, Hermione was half way through the book, Remus was fast asleep, and Ginny's hair was in a braided bun with ringlets (curled by Mrs. Weasley) were hanging down and she had a crown of seashells made by Meriel Ula. They looked at him (except for Remus) wondering if he was done. Meriel Ula summoned a bucket of water with her wand and had it hover over him. She let the water fall on Remus.

He jumped and yelled, "THE ICECREAM MAN IS ON CRACK!" He looked around and saw everyone sniggering at him. He blushed and sat down. The only thing they heard was a pair of soft footsteps running quite quickly towards them they stopped. The handle suddenly turned and a girl walked in. She had a floor length aqua dress with a beaded fringe at the bottom. She had on a teal tang top embodied at the top were different shaped and colored shell. She had straight strawberry gold shiny hair just below her shoulders. She, like Meriel Ula had a necklace with a shell on it. There was a small brown sack across her shoulders. She was apparently carrying something in her arms. Her brown eyes outlined with black were filled with worry

"Mom! You won't believe what I've found!" she said thoroughly excited.

"Lillian! I told you to wait outside until we were done!" Meriel Ula said while shaking her finger. Lillian looked down at her bare feet, "Alright...this better be important."

"I found a baby seal but he's wounded. Can you heal him?" she asked showing the baby seal

Meriel Ula sighed, "Yes...but how injured?"

"Ummm...I don't know...your the doctor." Lillian said with a grin plastered on her face. Meriel Ula took the seal and examined it.

"It'll live until this is over."

"Oh...alright...I'll just sit over there."

"Oh no you won't...now that you're here.minus well have you introduced...then you may sit down." Fudge...seemed to be getting mad pretty fast. Fortunately for everyone else, he got laryngitis from screaming. His eyes wondered over to Harry's untouched drink.

"Alright...everyone this is my daughter Lillian."

"You can call me Lil'-to much breathe to say Lillian"

"Hey! When did you get married?" asked Sirius.

"If she is than she never told me either." Lil answered for her mom. Meriel Ula glared at her daughter. "I never married...yet."

"Then, how is Lillian your daughter?" Sirius asked.

"Oh...I found her. See an old woman named Ann found her first. She said she found her the patch of lily's she was sitting in. She said she was too old to care for a baby. Me being 12 and having foster parents took the baby in naming her after the patch of lily's and Ann. My foster parent's disowned me because I took in a baby. I'm sure you remember this Albus and Remus. I took her to Hogwarts. When she was 5, after my graduation from Hogwarts, I wanted to search for my real parents. We found them and accepted us and said sorry so many times I can't get them to shut up sometimes."

"Yah...I remember." said Remus sitting up. "So how have been Lil'. Not driving your mum insane are you?"

Lillian laughed, "You should know Uncle Remus, I drove her insane a while ago!"

"Yes, what a little trouble-maker you were." Dumbledore said with a smile. "I believe your ghost friends miss you. Why, Myrtle came up to me and asked were you went after your mum's graduation...she flooded the bathroom for a week. Dear me, I've never seen her quite upset since she died, not too mention the complaints from Argus Filch. Which brings me too ask..." Lillian looked at Dumbledore hopefully. She always wanted to go back Hogwarts, from all the stories about classes her mum took.

"...Do you know if you have any magic blood?" asked Dumbledore

"Hmmm...I don't know."

"Well...maybe Olivander knows...he knows everyone who is supposed to get a wand." Harry said while watching Fudge out of the corner of his eyes staring at the drink "Would you like some Minister?"

"No...Harry don't give it to him!" yelled Sirius, "He'll start talking again!" To late...Fudge gulped down the entire thing. All of a sudden Fudge jumped on to the table and started Burping random things while dancing. Harry was shaking in laughter; Meriel Ula covered Lillian's eyes while turning away her self, and Lillian was trying to get a look at what was happening. Lillian saw what was happening and fell to the floor in hysterics, several of the adults shook their heads, Sirius was leaning on Harry and Remus was leaning on Dumbledore who was trying his best to ignore it, the twins were yelling, 'Go Harry!' or 'Nice one' while getting glares from their mom who was covering Ginny's eyes. Walter took Fudge to another side room to calm down (we know that won't be anytime soon ;).

"Alright...on to business." said Dumbledore, "Sirius, we need the key to your vault."

"Remus has it." "Hmmm...I'll have to look for it." said Remus who was looking at the ceiling as if it was written on there. There was a moment's silence. Then they heard Fudge start singing 'I feel good dudna duna so good...mfph mfph. Apparently Walter stuck a piece of clothe in his mouth but he could be heard thumping around.

"Alright..."said Lillian with eyebrows raised, "That was random."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Next thing to discuss is your house Sirius."

"I have no clue what happened to it over time." Sirius said raising his hands in surrender.

"Yes...its in bad condition. We'll fix it as we walk trough with magic. Lastly...Godrics Hollow...we have to search through ruble in order to find things. Now...on to this morning."

Sirius' first reaction was, "What happened. Harry? Tell me everything." Harry shifted uncomfortably in his seat...he hated it when people worried a little too much...not that he minded but he wished they could trust him a bit more. "Harry, please tell me."

Sirius said pulling Harry into a hug, "Please...your my only family."

"Alright." If you can see through Harry not liking having too many people worrying for him, he loved being loved by someone. Harry let go from Sirius and looked him in the eye.

"Promise no interruptions." said Harry

"Promise, I'm all ears." said Sirius.

Harry smiled. Harry started explaining the whole thing, from his presents to when Mrs. Weasley showed up. Sirius laughed.

"Well Harry, my present was so we don't have too communicate without owl post." Harry smiled weakly he should've thought of that, "Hmmm...What spell was the smoke from?"

"I'm not sure Sirius." Said Dumbledore, "I believe it might be a potion. I'll ask Severus later when we are at the hotel after this."

"What about the phoenix and elements, I remember having one but I can't remember which. I remember James had nature like Harry and Lily was 'all'. Remus was a helper and Peter was just bloody peter." Sirius said as he put his hand on his head as he tried to remember. That was one of the memories the dementors sucked out of his head. "My dad had Nature! Just like me!" said Harry excitedly. He was now one step on getting to know his parents better.

"Yes Harry I remember. James got in quiet a lot of trouble for using his powers against Snape and Malfoy and their crew for fiddling with Lily." Remus said smiling, "They too were rather attached to Lily. I personally think they liked her for her powers. They said they liked her because of her looks."

Sirius jumped as though bolts of electricity went through him, "Know I remember! The longest detention James had was a week long because he practically attacked Snape because he had her cornered and about to kiss her. Snape was badly hurt but he had to clean up his blood and make food with the house-elves for getting a little to touchy with Lily."

'Wow!' Harry thought absentmindedly, 'My mom must've been really pretty'

"AHHHHHH Harry get out of my HEAD!!" Screamed Ron, jumping up. Hermione laughed. "What's so funny?"

"Ron, you can talk telepathically through any one of who has an element." said Hermione

"Well sorry! I didn't read that book you read!"

"Don't be snappy Ron! Now. What were we talking about?" Ron sat down immediately embarrassed about his little outburst.
VOLDIE'S (feminine) LAYER

Once Voldie finished writing down the procedure, Kentucky Fried Chicken showed up or *popped* up.

The circle of death eaters surrounded them.

"Where were you? I've got news you were in Limited 2!!" Voldie said while narrowing his eyes

"Why! Yes! Look at my new bows and this diamond one!! Aren't they pretty!" said Kentucky

"Duer..."said Fried and Chicken.

Kentucky took out a pink satin ribbon, a lilac one, a baby blue one and a silk sky blue one with Diamonds. Voldie put his head in his hands and muttering to himslef,'I am officially embarrassed' over and over again while the death eaters looked at wonder at them except Fried and Chicken who were still Duering (new word found!) .

"Kentucky! Stop! We can admire his ribbons later...here is my procedure which I have written down." Voldie said while taking out a parchment with this time rainbow colored ink.

"Do you all know the Greek Gods?" Voldie asked his 'friends'. There was a murmur of agreement.

"Uhh...aren't those the big powerful things?" asked a guy who sounded like Snape.

"Yes Snap." said Voldie

"What about Zeus my lord." said a person who sounded like Avery

"He'll be taken care of Crackle."

"But...one look you can die!" said another man who sounded like Macnair

"That's what the other gods and goddess's for...to gain his trust to disguise himself to talk to us Pop."

"But...."said the three men who were cut off by Voldie.

"SNAP CRACKLE POP! I know what I'm doing!"

"Yes master." They said and went back to the line of death eaters.

"I know! We'll travel to Greece!"

There was a sigh between everyone.

"You know what that means!"

Though you couldn't see it, there was a look of fear on everyone's face.

"ROAD TRIP!!!!"

Apparently that was their fear.

"Come on everyone! Get packed!"

There was a murmur of disagreement between everyone.

"I'm going to get us some cars! Hmmm.... Do you guys want a convertible or Durango?"

The crowd of death eaters stepped away from him.

"I take you all want a convertible? All right! Convertible it is! Be back here in a half an hour! Wormtail! Go to the pet store and find Nagina a nice cage. What was that dear?" Voldie asked his snake.

"She wants a pink one with little bumblebees on it. Oh! Don't forget! She wants a nice log to sleep under! Off you guys go! Don't worry! We'll stop to clean our laundry!"

Miserably, everyone left to pack.

"This is going to be so much fun!" Voldie said to no one but himself, "I just love road trips! And can't forget those muggle laundry mats! Come to think of it, that is the only muggle thing I like.."