My dad wouldn't do or say things like in the story o.k. and please review because I need pointers because I'm a beginner at making stories and please review =) I would most likely do the same thing in real life.

I'm playing game when my dad comes in with a duck

Me: what the hell is that for?

Dad: Well your mother is out and I'm going to cook today

A cloud comes from my head and I see a coffin WITH ME INSIDE IT!

So I run to kitchen and

Dad: I'm done!! (In a tuney voice)

Me: AHHHHHHHH!

Me: I'm not eating

Dad: You can't leave in till you

Picks up a knife

And chops of the duck's head

HAAAAAA! STUPID DUCK (not in story)

Dad: have raw duck

Me: Dad why is it still moving

Me and my Dad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We run around in circles until we bash our heads against the wall

Duck: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Even thought it has no head it can laugh)
What will the duck do to us?

You can choose! (Sorry for taking your idea Sailor Saturn)

The duck can kill us

The duck can eat us

The duck can leave us alone and terrorize the world

I can wake up and call the U.S navy