Chapter One - Big Mistake!
Navi: "Hello, Link! Wake up! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!"
Mido: "Mother...is that you?"
Navi: "Link! Wake up! Your dreaming!"
Mido: "What the crap... who're you? I'm not Link!"
Navi: "Really? Urr....heh...heh..."
Mido: *Whacks Navi with a stick* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
Navi: "AHH!" *Flies away*
She flies to a small hut next to Mido's house.
Navi: *Sigh..* Hmmm...maybe it's this house?
She spots what looks like a green hat sticking out of the covers.
Navi: "HEY! YOU! Yeah that's right, I'M TALKING TO YOU! WAKE UP! WE HAVE HYRULE TO SAVE!"
Saria: "So...early....need....coffee...."
Navi: O_O "The Great Deku Tree didn't say Link was a GIRL!"
Saria: "Wha? You think I'm Link!!!? WHY YOU! YOU MUST BE BLIND! I'M NO BOY!" *Whacks Navi with a stick*
Navi: "MAN! Always with the sticks!" *Flies away again*
This time she flies towards a tree house, right before running into..... DUN DUN DUN! THE GATE!
Navi: "HOLY CRAP!"
- After 10 minutes of ranting and raving -
Navi: "WAKE UP!!"
Link: "Wha...?"
Navi: "PLEASE, NO MORE STICKS!"
Link: O_o "Eh?"
Navi: "Are you Link?"
Link: "Yeah, last time I checked..."
Navi: "Is that your final answer?"
Link: "....sure..."
Navi: "OKAY! I don't know who you are! But from now on, your officially LINK!"
Link: "...."
Navi: "Now...as I was saying the last two times before getting WHACKED with a STICK... The Deku Tree would like to talk to you."
Link: "Okay then, you should have just said that in the first place. LEAD THE WAY!"
After hours of walking through Lost Woods, they realize that the Deku Tree was on the other side of Kokiri Forest.
Navi: "Okay! This tree must be it!"
Mido: "I'm not a tree, stupid!!!"
Navi: "Really? Coulda fooled me..."
Link: "Mido, we need to see the Deku Tree...so...could you like....please move?"
Mido: "No."
Navi & Link: "Why?"
Mido: "Cause the producers told me to stand here until....*Reads Script*....you get a sword and a shield. Yup...."
Link: "Okay...then I guess we'll just...LOOK IT'S YO MOMMA!"
Mido: "MOMMY!?"
Link: "SIKE!" *Runs past Mido*
Navi: "Link! No...Mido's right! We need to get a sword and a shield!"
Link: "But...can we get it later?"
Navi: "No..."
Link: "Please??? *Puppy eyes*"
Navi: "Don't pull that crap on me MR!"
Link: *Puppy eyes*
Navi: "Awww.......FINE! We'll get them later." *Mumbles* -_-
End of Chapter One
Navi: "Hello, Link! Wake up! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!"
Mido: "Mother...is that you?"
Navi: "Link! Wake up! Your dreaming!"
Mido: "What the crap... who're you? I'm not Link!"
Navi: "Really? Urr....heh...heh..."
Mido: *Whacks Navi with a stick* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
Navi: "AHH!" *Flies away*
She flies to a small hut next to Mido's house.
Navi: *Sigh..* Hmmm...maybe it's this house?
She spots what looks like a green hat sticking out of the covers.
Navi: "HEY! YOU! Yeah that's right, I'M TALKING TO YOU! WAKE UP! WE HAVE HYRULE TO SAVE!"
Saria: "So...early....need....coffee...."
Navi: O_O "The Great Deku Tree didn't say Link was a GIRL!"
Saria: "Wha? You think I'm Link!!!? WHY YOU! YOU MUST BE BLIND! I'M NO BOY!" *Whacks Navi with a stick*
Navi: "MAN! Always with the sticks!" *Flies away again*
This time she flies towards a tree house, right before running into..... DUN DUN DUN! THE GATE!
Navi: "HOLY CRAP!"
- After 10 minutes of ranting and raving -
Navi: "WAKE UP!!"
Link: "Wha...?"
Navi: "PLEASE, NO MORE STICKS!"
Link: O_o "Eh?"
Navi: "Are you Link?"
Link: "Yeah, last time I checked..."
Navi: "Is that your final answer?"
Link: "....sure..."
Navi: "OKAY! I don't know who you are! But from now on, your officially LINK!"
Link: "...."
Navi: "Now...as I was saying the last two times before getting WHACKED with a STICK... The Deku Tree would like to talk to you."
Link: "Okay then, you should have just said that in the first place. LEAD THE WAY!"
After hours of walking through Lost Woods, they realize that the Deku Tree was on the other side of Kokiri Forest.
Navi: "Okay! This tree must be it!"
Mido: "I'm not a tree, stupid!!!"
Navi: "Really? Coulda fooled me..."
Link: "Mido, we need to see the Deku Tree...so...could you like....please move?"
Mido: "No."
Navi & Link: "Why?"
Mido: "Cause the producers told me to stand here until....*Reads Script*....you get a sword and a shield. Yup...."
Link: "Okay...then I guess we'll just...LOOK IT'S YO MOMMA!"
Mido: "MOMMY!?"
Link: "SIKE!" *Runs past Mido*
Navi: "Link! No...Mido's right! We need to get a sword and a shield!"
Link: "But...can we get it later?"
Navi: "No..."
Link: "Please??? *Puppy eyes*"
Navi: "Don't pull that crap on me MR!"
Link: *Puppy eyes*
Navi: "Awww.......FINE! We'll get them later." *Mumbles* -_-
End of Chapter One
