Okay. My last Sorting Hat Song, Dumbledore didn't really appreciate. Claimed it gave the school a bad name. Hey, I was just telling it like it is! So, yeah, he made me rewrite it. This is the latest version, but before I send it up to Dumbledore, I want to hear what my public thinks. So, if you could review, that would be wonderful! Thanks!

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~Today is a very special day! ~

~I'm to sort all you first years! ~

~It's a once a year chance for me! ~

~So shut your mouths, and sit your rears. ~

*Very few people know my tale*

*'Cause it hasn't been told in quite a while. *

*There are the minds of four people in my head*

*My, Schizophrenia is such a trial. *

~Almost a thousand years ago this day ~

~Godric pulled me off his head to say ~

~A lot about bravery, honour, and trust ~

~Traits all Gryffindors should have, they must. ~

*Then Rowena sidled up close to me *

*Shy, quiet, she whispered unseen. *

*Her house was to be wise, witty and smart, *

*Unobtrusive and shy, with a caring heart. *

~Helga then walked up to the table ~

~As quickly as her legs were able. ~

~In quite a loud voice, that hurt my ear ~

~Justice, loyalty would make her House dear. ~

*But the one that I remember the most *

*Takes two verses for his story to be told *

*Salazar was the one who came the last *

*He spoke quietly, slowly, and yet very fast. *

~He wanted ambition to be a key trait. ~

~He wanted vigilance in his students to come. ~

~But his demands, inexperienced with Lady Fate ~

~Would form a House many people would shrink from. ~

*So now you know, my story is clear. *

*Trust me, my dears, there is nothing to fear. *

*It's your turn to be sorted, come up one by one*

*You'll soon find that 'Housing' is such noxious fun. *

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(Ok, I admit it. I'm not the Sorting Hat. I'm really not. I wish I had those skills, though. But please review anyway!)

Disclaimer: JKR owns all. But the Bananas belong to me.