Okay. My last Sorting Hat Song, Dumbledore didn't really appreciate.
Claimed it gave the school a bad name. Hey, I was just telling it like it
is! So, yeah, he made me rewrite it. This is the latest version, but before
I send it up to Dumbledore, I want to hear what my public thinks. So, if
you could review, that would be wonderful! Thanks!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~Today is a very special day! ~
~I'm to sort all you first years! ~
~It's a once a year chance for me! ~
~So shut your mouths, and sit your rears. ~
*Very few people know my tale*
*'Cause it hasn't been told in quite a while. *
*There are the minds of four people in my head*
*My, Schizophrenia is such a trial. *
~Almost a thousand years ago this day ~
~Godric pulled me off his head to say ~
~A lot about bravery, honour, and trust ~
~Traits all Gryffindors should have, they must. ~
*Then Rowena sidled up close to me *
*Shy, quiet, she whispered unseen. *
*Her house was to be wise, witty and smart, *
*Unobtrusive and shy, with a caring heart. *
~Helga then walked up to the table ~
~As quickly as her legs were able. ~
~In quite a loud voice, that hurt my ear ~
~Justice, loyalty would make her House dear. ~
*But the one that I remember the most *
*Takes two verses for his story to be told *
*Salazar was the one who came the last *
*He spoke quietly, slowly, and yet very fast. *
~He wanted ambition to be a key trait. ~
~He wanted vigilance in his students to come. ~
~But his demands, inexperienced with Lady Fate ~
~Would form a House many people would shrink from. ~
*So now you know, my story is clear. *
*Trust me, my dears, there is nothing to fear. *
*It's your turn to be sorted, come up one by one*
*You'll soon find that 'Housing' is such noxious fun. *
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(Ok, I admit it. I'm not the Sorting Hat. I'm really not. I wish I had those skills, though. But please review anyway!)
Disclaimer: JKR owns all. But the Bananas belong to me.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~Today is a very special day! ~
~I'm to sort all you first years! ~
~It's a once a year chance for me! ~
~So shut your mouths, and sit your rears. ~
*Very few people know my tale*
*'Cause it hasn't been told in quite a while. *
*There are the minds of four people in my head*
*My, Schizophrenia is such a trial. *
~Almost a thousand years ago this day ~
~Godric pulled me off his head to say ~
~A lot about bravery, honour, and trust ~
~Traits all Gryffindors should have, they must. ~
*Then Rowena sidled up close to me *
*Shy, quiet, she whispered unseen. *
*Her house was to be wise, witty and smart, *
*Unobtrusive and shy, with a caring heart. *
~Helga then walked up to the table ~
~As quickly as her legs were able. ~
~In quite a loud voice, that hurt my ear ~
~Justice, loyalty would make her House dear. ~
*But the one that I remember the most *
*Takes two verses for his story to be told *
*Salazar was the one who came the last *
*He spoke quietly, slowly, and yet very fast. *
~He wanted ambition to be a key trait. ~
~He wanted vigilance in his students to come. ~
~But his demands, inexperienced with Lady Fate ~
~Would form a House many people would shrink from. ~
*So now you know, my story is clear. *
*Trust me, my dears, there is nothing to fear. *
*It's your turn to be sorted, come up one by one*
*You'll soon find that 'Housing' is such noxious fun. *
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(Ok, I admit it. I'm not the Sorting Hat. I'm really not. I wish I had those skills, though. But please review anyway!)
Disclaimer: JKR owns all. But the Bananas belong to me.
