* A/N: Well, here is the 4th chapter! Will Harry
and Cho have a fun time this time around, or will they just engage into more trouble?
Speaking of engage, what happened the previous night? Only way to find out is
to read on!!! *
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Chapter 4: The Most Puzzling Day of All
When
Harry woke up the next morning, he realized that his glasses were on
the floor, shattered. His whole room was severely wrecked, and clothes were
flung everywhere.
"What
the fuck happened here??" he whispered to himself. "My place is totally
trashed!!"
Harry picked up
his glasses, took his wand off of his bedside drawer, and said "OCULOUS
REPARO!" The lenses were as good as new again, and the bridge of his
glasses snapped back together. As soon as he looked to his left, he saw Cho
wrapped in covers.
"AHHHH!"
he screamed. Cho woke up, looked at Harry, and screamed louder than him.
"How did you
get in my house!?" Harry exclaimed.
"Your
house!?" Cho shouted, "Where the hell is my house??"
"Well, let's
think," Harry started to ponder. "Last night we went out on a date. Something
drastic happened to you and I was able to cure you."
"Right,"
she agreed, starting to think as well. "Then you thought that I should stay
over here so I can be safe and get some rest. When we got here, we started to
talk, then we kissed, and…Oh…my…goodness!"
Cho had
the most shocking look on her face, just as if someone put the Furnunculus
Curse on her. Harry had a slight smirk on his face, but looked shocked at the
same time.
"We
didn't," Harry gasped.
"We did," Cho
said in surprise.
"We had
sex!!!" They both said simultaneously.
Wow!
She's really a beast in bed! Harry thought with glee. What
happened to my room must be the proof!
"But we've
only been dating for one day!" she said. "Oh well, did you at least use
protection?" (A/N: Remember people, safe sex is the best sex of all.)
"Of course
I used protection," he responded, "Can't do without it. Anyway, let's get
dressed. We have a lot of cleaning to do."
So they
quickly put on some clothes, used their wands to clean up the room, and went
downstairs into the kitchen. The kitchen was quite large with emerald green
tiling and black curtains on the windows. Outside was the backyard, filled with
gnomes galore, a beautiful garden, and a walkway leading to a pond. Harry
started to cook bacon, pancakes, and eggs (to tell the truth, he enchanted
everything to cook by itself).
"Well, did
you enjoy yourself last night?" Harry started a conversation, "Of course
excluding what happened to you."
"I told
you last night of course," she said with a smile as warm as the sun. "By the
way, you have a beautiful place. Oh look! There's Hedwig!"
Hedwig was
heading straight towards the window, doing a double somersault before landing
on a perch near the window. Harry went outside and grasped the Daily Prophet
from Hedwig's talons. She nipped his finger with affection and flew into the
house where here inside cage was.
"Let's see
what the headlines are today," Harry said unfolding the newspaper. A strange
article had caught his attention for some strange reason. Harry stepped inside
the house and sat down where his breakfast was ready.
"Hey Cho,"
he said, "Listen to this:
Anyone looking for a little excitement? Well, our First Annual Adventurous Couples Contest is what you need. Four teams made up of two couples in each team are chosen at random to compete in our special contest. The first prizewinners will receive an amulet that will allow their love to go on forever. Consolation winners will receive a Wiggenwelds Potion or an amulet. The picking ceremony will be held at the Dungeon Dragon. Be there at 4:00 sharp tonight, or you'll miss the chance of a lifetime!
"Well," Harry said with sheer
excitement in his entrancing green eyes, "should we try and enter?"
"I don't know,
Harry," Cho said reluctantly, "I mean since when did some crackpot think of
some crappy idea like that? Besides, I had enough adventure for once already."
"Then you
can join me on another one of my adventures," he said with a
heart-melting sort of voice, and then they shared a long, passionate kiss.
"Oh Harry," Cho
said, "you're such a card." (A/N: For those who never heard of that expression,
it kind of means "one heck of a person.")
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At 3:30 pm, Cho and
Harry were getting ready for their evening activity. They both prayed that they
would get picked, but they were also wondering who would they team up with and
what they would have to do if they were chosen. Just then, an owl flew through
the open window.
"Hey
Pig," Harry said to the owl, "Whatcha got there?"
"Wow,
Harry!" Cho said in shock, "Do you always get these many
owls?"
"Only on
Sundays," he replied. "That's when my fan mail comes in. Well,
obviously it's from Ron, so let's see what he's up to."
So Harry took
the letter from Pig and sent him back home. The letter said:
Dear
Harry and Cho,
How're you two doing? Did you hear
about the contest? Well, first thing to announce is that Padma and I have been
dating! (that was a surprise that I've been waiting to tell you). Second of
all, we're entering the contest too! I know you two lovebirds will be there, so
meet us right outside of the Dungeon Dragon. We can be teammates, and this will
be like old times when we had adventures!
Friends
Forever,
Ron
P.S. Hermione is going out with Seamus Finnegan now, but she won't be able
to go. Too bad it can't be a team of three, unless we enchant the person to
change the rules. That way we can invite her on short notice and it would
really be like old time's sake!
"Hey! How come Ron didn't tell us
this before?" Harry shouted.
"Hello?
Did you even pay attention?" Cho reminded him. "It was a surprise.
Anyway, let's invite Hermione and Seamus. I bet Ron already went through with
the enchantment."
"Yeah,
your right," he replied with a stupid look on his face. "Well, get an
eagle feather quill out of the cupboard and some parchment. Stand the quill on
its point and place it on the parchment. Then start dictating the letter. I
enchanted my quill to write by itself just like that winch Rita Skeeter."
After they finished the letter, they attached it to Hedwig's leg and Hedwig
went on her way to Hermione's house. Then they Disapparated to the Dungeon
Dragon, eager to meet Ron and Padma.
Just as
soon as they Apparated at the Dungeon Dragon, a very large place that looked
like a haunted dungeon, Ron and Padma ran to them.
"We've
been waiting for you!" Ron said, giving Harry their secret handshake.
"Hey Cho, how are you? Cho, this is Padma, and vice versa."
"Pleased
to meet you," Cho said to Padma.
"Same
here," Padma said. "So I guess we will be teammates since Ron and
Harry are practically joined to the hip."
"Trust
me," Cho agreed, "as many adventures that they had, our team would be
unstoppable. By the way, did Ron enchant the director of the contest?"
"Yeah,"
Padma said with a smirk coming across her face, "You see, we had trained
these fairies at short notice to plant an Enchantment Ring that was disguised.
That way the director couldn't easily tell what it was. The next thing we know,
he said there was a change in the rules. So did you invite Herm and
Seamus?"
"Taken
care of, " Cho said, and they both began to giggle. Speaking of the devil,
Hermione and Seamus both Apparated on the spot.
"Hey
everybody!" Hermione chimed, "Cho, this is Seamus, and Ron
congratulations! So, are we ready to go inside?"
"Surely
are!" Harry said. "Lets go sign our names on the entrance
forms."
But before they were able to go in, Malfoy and his gang
came up with there girlfriends. Malfoy's girlfriend had the same whitish blond
hair as he did, and her face resembled a veela. The only thing is that she
wasn't a veela, and she was as skinny as a toothpick. Crabbe's girlfriend was
Millicent Bullstrode, who was a quite enormous girl that resembled a gorilla.
Goyle's girlfriend was surprisingly beautiful and had black hair and long legs.
"Well,
if it isn't Potter and the Bogie Squad," Malfoy sneered, and they all
snickered.
"Well, if
it isn't Malfoy and the Dragon Drag queens," Harry retorted, and his whole
gang busted out with fits of laughter.
"We'll see
who has the last laugh when we whomp you in the contest," Malfoy said.
"Bring it on,
you cunt," Harry replied. Then they all went to sign in and entered into the
dungeon. It was a drafty place with ghosts zooming around all over the place.
"It's pretty
dark in here," Hermione said. She then she took out her wand and said
"LUMOS!" Light emanated from her wand, lighting most of the
area around them. They soon reached a gigantic door, and as soon as they opened
it, they were in a room that looked like a dungeon in a medieval castle. There
were more than a dozen of couples there waiting to be picked.
"NOX!"
Hermione said, and the light was now extinguished.
"I could have
sworn that this was a club," Seamus said, "not a torture room from
the Dark Ages."
"Oh well,"
Harry said, "We might as well take a seat. The director will be choosing
the teams in a few."
About ten minutes had passed by, and finally a tall, thin looking
man had walked into the room. He then levitated himself onto a stage.
"Welcome
one and all," he said with an eerie and deep voice. "My name is
Lector Minglewatts, and I will be hosting tonight's event. And now for the
choosing of the teams. When I call the name of the chosen person, that team
will step up here with me. First person, Hector Newton. Second person,
Draco Malfoy."
Malfoy and his gang
walked up next to Minglewatts, and gave Harry a look of disgust.
"Third person, Scotta
Hymer. And the final team is... Harry Potter."
Harry and the rest
of the crew had stepped up to the stage, and he also gave Malfoy a look of
sheer hatred.
"Will everyone
please follow me," Minglewatts announced, and he lead them into another
corridor, not explaining anything as they went along. Most of the other wizards
took out their wands to illuminate the hallway, and then they reached another
room.
*Well, I hope that this is a good cliffhanger, so get ready for the fifth
chapter! I assure you that there will be massive action and devastation in the
future! ~~~*)* HarryPotter0013
